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This week: Reality TV! Even more disturbing than the current rash of reality TV shows is the idea that people will still be making a living from voyeurism in the 25th Century, as is evidenced by Sev Fleet's experiment in Sev Trek 9: Indigestion.


Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek TV Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline was written by JC. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and Punchlines of the Day.


The pink blossomed cherry tree left of the memorial

Male : 25,986 channels and nothing interesting on. Female : What i won't give for some action!

Leander

Both: Welcome to "Ba'ku's Funiest Home Videos".

9 of 12

Boy: You got that coffee ready yet? Girl: Quiet! Roseane's just found out Hal's cheating on her!

Emeraldax

Boy: We need some excitement, like someone going berserk. G: It'll never happen!

Hanover Fisk

Guy: What a primitive, backwards civilization. Gal: Until they learn to floss, there will be no contact.

erik

Man: What an exciting way to start a movie *yawn* Woman: Believe it or not, it's all downhill from here.

Steven Bogaerts, BVC

Darn, nothing happening on this side... Warning! Hygiene alert! he forgot to brush his molars!

Matt Hancock

M:Ever get that feeling we're being watched? F:Yeah, by the audience!

Samurai

Man> "All these people look so stupid!" Woman> "Who's more stupid--the watched or the watchers?"

Mav

Sevfleet Man: You're right. Real life is more interesting than TV.

Thorongil

I hope that the writers strike is settled soon.

David Cervera

Guy: "Travel to other planets", they said. Girl: "Meet new and exciting alien cultures" they said.

Kirk's wig

guy on left: There is something so distinctly Orwellian about this. Blond girl: Shut up, she's just about to vote off the weakest link

Ilta

Officer 1: This is boring! Change the channel. Officer 2: It was much worse before they voted Measly off the planet.

Rabbit

Him: What's Beta doing? She: He just found out he's been voted off.

Dacron

He: Have villager 47's snoring patterns changed yet? She: No, but the suspense is killing me!


Guy: "This is boring." Girl: "Yeah, isn't it time to vote someone off yet?"

001-225

Why does this planet allmost exactly like earth? Do you have any idea how much it cost to go to Mars and make a movie there?

admirably lost

guy :to peep or not to peep that is the question

the giraffe

You'd think that "The Sims" would be a holoprogram by now!

will

Guy: Dosn't this violate the PC Derictive? Girl: When do we follow that?

FCC

Guy: "Why are we here?" Gal: "Because we failed Acting 101."

FCC

Guy: "What's the point of all this?" Gal: "To discover where no one ever goes, so we can boldy go there."

FCC

Gal: "Where is the fast-forward button?"

FCC

Guy: "What did we do to deserve this?" Gal: "You had to call Captain Pinchhard a 'garish baldy'."

FCC

Gal: "Wow! A watched pot *does* boil!"

FCC

Guy: "Hey, look! That tree grew taller."

FCC

Guy: "What did we do to deserve this?" Gal: "You had to call Captain Pinchhard a 'skinhead'."

Dave the Explosive Newt

Man: I hope no deranged androids uncover us! Woman: Oh, what are the chances of that happening?

Delta Flyer

So, Who's Getting voted off tonight?

Dave the Explosive Newt

(man falls over) G: Oh, one for the bloopers.

FCC

Guy: "Hey! That guy is looking through someone else's window!"

Mark

M: What are we looking for? W: Potential Ensign candidates.

Farnell

Okay, it's the end of the week, which one shall we vaporise?

9 of 12

Woah, Brock's started shaving. That's sure to spell out trouble!

spiffy

[flip toon] woman: This is so boring. man: Right. Why don't I add a few trolls to that bridge?

spiffy

man: I can't believe we get paid for this. woman: You'd think I'd volunteer to watch Mr. Rinse and Spit here??

Elf

Guy: Why do I never get to look at the interieur cameras? Girl: You keep looking for that girl in Section 47B.

Trevor Raggatt

Guy: What's the population of the village now? Girl: Six hundred and forty seven. It'll take years to vote them all of.

Trevor Raggatt

Guy: So, which villager shall we vote out tonight?

Trekmaster

FO: Who's going to survive this time? MO: We'll find out pretty quick. Here comes an armed and malfunctioning android.

T'Bonz

Girl: No sign of intelligence here. Guy: Intelligence? I was looking for Waldo!

T'Bonz

Guy: Nothing exciting going on here Girl: Snoring and brushing teeth - whoo-hoo!

T'Bonz

Guy: Tomorrow I volunteer for conduit-cleaning Girl: Waste extraction is looking pretty good right now

T'Bonz

Guy: These people are primitives Girl: At least THEY brush their teeth - Klingoff-breath!

neilinoz

1) I think that guy's Haemarroids are returning 2) The computer suggests a 72.456% chance of that occuring.

neilinoz

1) I don't see the point of this scientific observation. 2) To hell with science! The ratings across the quadrant are off the scale!

T'Bonz

Girl: I hate being a peeping tom Guy: Wish we were observing Risa!

T'Bonz

Guy: Gotta love it - 24th century "Survivor" Girl: We haven't progressed at all

erik

Man: What's the next survival challenge? Woman: Reading through the script with a straight face.

erik

Man: These people are boring. Woman: You're right. Let's vote *all* of them off.

Capt. Joe

Guy: Ensign Extra, Report. Girl: Sir. Jim got voted off the planet.

Mr. Spork

Oh man! They just voted Steve off the island!

Kris

"Standby for earthquake." "That's what I call a survivor challenge."

§Sean§ (PT = Peeping Tom directive)

Guy: Aren't we violating the PT directive by doing this? Girl: Since when has *that* ever been a problem for SevFleet?

Wendy

Guy: Doesn't all this peeping violate some directive? Girl: Quiet! The Tribble Council is about to vote Jeri off the island!

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