|Sev Trek: The Comic Strip|
This week: Reality TV! Even more disturbing than the current rash of reality TV shows is the idea that people will still be making a living from voyeurism in the 25th Century, as is evidenced by Sev Fleet's experiment in Sev Trek 9: Indigestion.
|These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek TV Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline
was written by JC. You can read the
transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the
competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and
Punchlines of the Day.|
The pink blossomed cherry tree left of the memorial
Male : 25,986 channels and nothing interesting on. Female : What i won't give for some action!
Both: Welcome to "Ba'ku's Funiest Home Videos".
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Boy: You got that coffee ready yet? Girl: Quiet! Roseane's just found out Hal's cheating on her!
Boy: We need some excitement, like someone going berserk. G: It'll never happen!
Guy: What a primitive, backwards civilization. Gal: Until they learn to floss, there will be no contact.
Man: What an exciting way to start a movie *yawn* Woman: Believe it or not, it's all downhill from here.
Steven Bogaerts, BVC
M:Ever get that feeling we're being watched? F:Yeah, by the audience!
Man> "All these people look so stupid!" Woman> "Who's more stupid--the watched or the watchers?"
Sevfleet Man: You're right. Real life is more interesting than TV.
I hope that the writers strike is settled soon.
Guy: "Travel to other planets", they said. Girl: "Meet new and exciting alien cultures" they said.
guy on left: There is something so distinctly Orwellian about this. Blond girl: Shut up, she's just about to vote off the weakest link
Officer 1: This is boring! Change the channel. Officer 2: It was much worse before they voted Measly off the planet.
Him: What's Beta doing? She: He just found out he's been voted off.
He: Have villager 47's snoring patterns changed yet? She: No, but the suspense is killing me!
Guy: "This is boring." Girl: "Yeah, isn't it time to vote someone off yet?"
Why does this planet allmost exactly like earth? Do you have any idea how much it cost to go to Mars and make a movie there?
guy :to peep or not to peep that is the question
You'd think that "The Sims" would be a holoprogram by now!
Guy: Dosn't this violate the PC Derictive? Girl: When do we follow that?
Guy: "Why are we here?" Gal: "Because we failed Acting 101."
Guy: "What's the point of all this?" Gal: "To discover where no one ever goes, so we can boldy go there."
Gal: "Where is the fast-forward button?"
Guy: "What did we do to deserve this?" Gal: "You had to call Captain Pinchhard a 'garish baldy'."
Gal: "Wow! A watched pot *does* boil!"
Guy: "Hey, look! That tree grew taller."
Guy: "What did we do to deserve this?" Gal: "You had to call Captain Pinchhard a 'skinhead'."
Dave the Explosive Newt
Man: I hope no deranged androids uncover us! Woman: Oh, what are the chances of that happening?
So, Who's Getting voted off tonight?
Dave the Explosive Newt
(man falls over) G: Oh, one for the bloopers.
Guy: "Hey! That guy is looking through someone else's window!"
M: What are we looking for? W: Potential Ensign candidates.
Okay, it's the end of the week, which one shall we vaporise?
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Woah, Brock's started shaving. That's sure to spell out trouble!
[flip toon] woman: This is so boring. man: Right. Why don't I add a few trolls to that bridge?
man: I can't believe we get paid for this. woman: You'd think I'd volunteer to watch Mr. Rinse and Spit here??
Guy: Why do I never get to look at the interieur cameras? Girl: You keep looking for that girl in Section 47B.
Guy: What's the population of the village now? Girl: Six hundred and forty seven. It'll take years to vote them all of.
Guy: So, which villager shall we vote out tonight?
FO: Who's going to survive this time? MO: We'll find out pretty quick. Here comes an armed and malfunctioning android.
Girl: No sign of intelligence here. Guy: Intelligence? I was looking for Waldo!
Guy: Nothing exciting going on here Girl: Snoring and brushing teeth - whoo-hoo!
Guy: Tomorrow I volunteer for conduit-cleaning Girl: Waste extraction is looking pretty good right now
Guy: These people are primitives Girl: At least THEY brush their teeth - Klingoff-breath!
1) I think that guy's Haemarroids are returning 2) The computer suggests a 72.456% chance of that occuring.
1) I don't see the point of this scientific observation. 2) To hell with science! The ratings across the quadrant are off the scale!
Girl: I hate being a peeping tom Guy: Wish we were observing Risa!
Guy: Gotta love it - 24th century "Survivor" Girl: We haven't progressed at all
Man: What's the next survival challenge? Woman: Reading through the script with a straight face.
Man: These people are boring. Woman: You're right. Let's vote *all* of them off.
Guy: Ensign Extra, Report. Girl: Sir. Jim got voted off the planet.
Oh man! They just voted Steve off the island!
"Standby for earthquake." "That's what I call a survivor challenge."
§Sean§ (PT = Peeping Tom directive)
Guy: Aren't we violating the PT directive by doing this? Girl: Since when has *that* ever been a problem for SevFleet?
Guy: Doesn't all this peeping violate some directive? Girl: Quiet! The Tribble Council is about to vote Jeri off the island!
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