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This week: Destroying Earth's past! In Sev Trek: Forced Contract, the Bored travel into Earth's past and try to wipe out a part of our history. If you could erase any part of history, which would you wipe out?


Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek TV Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline was written by Nodrog_CRC. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and Punchlines of the Day.


Jester

Oh, no big deal...Only one couple named Adam and Eve...

Jester

Some girl sitting on her own in a small cafe in Rickmansworth....

Mystic Skies

There goes the Empire State building, go figure.

MindMelda

Thank God, they're destroying all the odd-numbered Sev Trek movies!

MindMelda

Let's just say that we won't be suffering through any more episodes of Jerry Springer.

Cmdr. Solomon

Beta: Looks like they are targeting...The Governments of the World. Pinchard: Oh, no great loss then!

Cmdr. Solomon

Some bald family in France named Pinchard, Captain. Uh...Captain....Captain where are you?

Art DeBuigny

They're trying to sink California into the ocean! An obvious assault on the P.C. Directive.

Latin From Manhattan

Gene Roddenberry's wastebasket! His widow is still trying to make TV shows from all his rejected story ideas!

Sesspit

The inventor of the reset button

Lordy

My god! Now we know why JC had to move!

Berlinghoff Rassmussen

Some clock tower. Right next to this really souped up Delorean

Berlinghoff Rassmussen

They've gone back to have their say in the 2000 US election

Berlinghoff Rassmussen

Just some guy called Roddenberry

Berlinghoff Rassmussen (Think goulds)

The pyramids. Seems in the end there can be only one meglomaniacal race of aliens

Berlinghoff Rassmussen

All credibility in the Bored collective?

Berlinghoff Rassmussen

Microsoft. Apparently they felt threatened.

Mark

The Earth by bringing back disco!

Mark

Anyone who made a parody of them!

LadyGrey

The 1970's . . . bellbottoms and disco are even an embarassment to the Bored

Pizman

Oh, just some drunk and his warped project...

JTKirk

Beavis and Butthead... I mean, Berman and Braga.

EvilDevil

Why does every alien wants to destroy the White House??

JTKirk

Berman and Mini-Berman. Fire at will at the same spot!

Aragorngirl

Nothing, sir. But the special effects look really cool, don't you think?

Haesan

They're going to kill the head writer for "INSURRECTION".

erik

Brannon Braga, of course. Maybe we should sit this one out.

Brian Malerich

All ancestors of Measly Cruncher!

Bob the grouchy gnome

Nothing, they just want Linux users, assimilation’s easy ‘cause they’re already pasty white, anti-social, and don’t understand property rights

P-feif

They're trying to stop JC from desecrating Star Trek!

P-feif

They're aiming at the MIR launch pad!

P-feif

Ther're aiming at a movie set... Something about a "Water World"...

P-feif

Must be that rock music group "The Monkies"

Griffin

Not boy bands! Why GOD WHY?!?!?

JM (yes, I know there was climatic change as well - but the meteor-strike helped- OK?)

A meteor, but what difference could that make 65 million years ago?

JM

I don't know, but you seem to be fading from existence...

JM

George Lucas, after the Special editions but before TPM

Yasha Tar

Our ticket sales ... Wait a second, that's the writers.

Yasha Tar

The invention of Spam

Yasha Tar

The Spice Girls

Griffin

Who cares? We just wound up back on the Dee.

Sierra Leone

Coffee, so few Captains could get along without it.

Sierra Leone

Who do you think assassinated JFK?

Mark

Actually, that's a laser show for Spinal Tap.

Latin From Manhattan

The results of the Year 2000's Presidential Election!

anilize

All chances of a possible plot!

Art DeBuigny

Four creatures called 'Telletubbies'.

Elinon

Who cares? Look at all the pretty lights!

Kevin

Quirks ego...so we'll have plenty of time to stop it.

The Great Wizzard

A concept called "Reality TV"

Luigi Novi

All episodes featuring the holodeck as entire plot devices.

Sjerrie

Let's PRAY it's not McDonalds!

Rejected by the Borg (who came up with this idea, btw)

Will you believe me if I said an alcoholised, womanizing cockroach?

frosthsky

Isn't that Measley's father down there?

Corsair

The Teletubbies, before they assimilate the Bored!

Sesspit

Bill Gates... BEFORE he'll patent the 0's and the 1's... Have you got ANY idea how much the Borg would have to pay?!

Atona

Albert Einstein, because he said they couldn't travel faster than light

JDSandara

Look they just destroyed Hollywood, no great loss there.

Smith and_Wesson

All the copies of Sev Trek: The Slow-Motion Picture!

highskies80

So that's where all the holes in the ozone came from!

Ann E. Nichols (try wearing them on a hot day, guys)

It would appear that pantyhose will never be invented.

Pizman

Us, but they can't shoot straight!

Mark

Quirk's grandparents!

Rat Boy

The Telletubbies, the Baha Men, boy bands, Gilbert Gottfreid, Survivor, Jar Jar Binks...

Leander

Want to take a closer look, Measly?

Seeker

I don't know, but all our software is suddenly user-friendly.

Agent-D

Actualyl sir, they've helped matters, they eradicated the Boy/Girl Band cloning centers

Agent-D

I dunno, but thsoe fx look good don't they?

P Swayne

Never mind them! Who scattered the peas all over the plate like that?

The Penguin Weekly

No! All the tiny little lifeforms!

Tim M.

Microsoft, for "Assimilating Without a Licence"

Leander

I think we've just solved the extinction of the dinosaurs, sir.

Gregory Griffiths

They just wiped out Barney the Dinosaur and the Teletubbies!

ScottE Bemeup

Any semblence of series continuity.

ScottE Bemeup

Apparently, the plausibility of this movie's plot.

The Terminating Wizzard

They're after someone called "John Connor"

Alicat

They're trying to stop MEasly from being born

24/7

With any luck, Measley's great-grandparents!

8 of 12

The fiend that originally created them: Bill Gates!

The Great Wizzard

The people who cancelled "Star Trek" in 1969

The Great Wizzard

All those Hollywood producers who add sequels to every halfway successful movie despite the fact that those totally suck!

The Great Wizzard

They sank Titanic! Fortunately together with Leonardo diCaprio!

The Great Wizzard

Britney Spears and the Backstreet Boys. We better not interfere this time.

Trevor Raggatt

Well, now we know where Pamela Anderson got those implants from

Trevor Raggatt

They're swapping Pamela Anderson's silicone for Bored implants

MindMelda

Sir, we're getting reports the Bored assimilated Britney Spears and made her their Queen!

MindMelda

They shouldn't have any problem finding Oprah, sir!

MindMelda

Yippee, they just nailed Leonardo Di Caprio!

MindMelda

No problem, It's only the Golden Age of Disco!

The Nitpicking Wizzard

Nitpickers. By the way, shouldn't we be in the Enterforaprize "E"?

MindMelda

I don't know, but while we're here, let's take this plate of food down and feed Calista Flockhart and Kate Moss!

The Great Wizzard

Half of the plot for "Insurrection" -- so we are forced to fill it with idiotic "jokes".

MindMelda

David Hasselhoff! Let's help them!

erik

They came to wipe out Khan and the Eugenics wars - but Forager's writers beat them to it!

The Great Wizzard

Our ratings.

The Great Wizzard

Actually they are trying to prevent *us* from altering Earth's past...

The Great Wizzard

A few hundred of Al Gore's votes.

The Great Wizzard

Pukémon I hope.

The Great Wizzard

"Big Brother", "Survivor", etc. Let's not interfere with them...

Leander

Some primitive Operating System.

The Great Wizzard

George Lucas and J. Michael Strachinski. Their stuff is killing our ratings

Archer Sagitarius

Some kind of purple and green dinosaur!

Potswilly

The writers who are turning Star Trek into a soap opera!!

T'Bonz

Any chances of a sequel!

Potswilly

They're trying to stop Gym Quirk's birth!

T'Bonz

The ancestors of Gainweight

T'Bonz

They're called "The French"

T'Bonz

All Star Trek credibility!

T'Bonz

Whomever invented the P.C. movement

T'Bonz

An institution called the I.R.S.

T'Bonz

Annika Hansen's ancestors!

T'Bonz

Well, they won't find much that WE didn't mess up ourselves!

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