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This week: Enterforaprize blueprints! Here is a sneak preview of the Enterforaprize from the Sev Trek Movie (I'll post more detailed schematics shortly).


Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek TV Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline was written by Pizman (Tardylifts), Hanover Fisk (flyby whoosh) and Mark (Ensign Reconstruction). You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and Punchlines of the Day.


dante

1 - Feline Gender Reassignment Node. 2 - Made in Taiwan Label 3 - Pepsi Logo (The Drink of the Next Generation)

neilinoz

1. Crimson Forcefield generator. 2. Corbomite storage facility. 3. Infinite Scuttlecraft replicator.

Kitana

Plot Hole goes here

carol

Not For 3yrs. and Under

carol

Wet Paint

essayg

Insert batteries here

Pizman

Forkfield generator (point to fork); Forkfield cutter (point to knife)

Leander

Warped Drive; If you see it floating in space, please return it.

KnOcKoFf

Expendable ensign cloning machine

KnOcKoFf

Random plothole generator

G.B.A

Loophole Machanism

MindMelda

Political Correctness Training Area

erik

Continuity control center. Warning: Frequent malfunctions reported.

erik

Spatial Anomaly Magnet: Attracts plot-generating anomalies.

erik

Ensign Recycling

Polgara

Any children displaying Measly-like qualities confined here.

T'Mar

Measly's quarters, feel free to target this section.

Cmdr. Solomon

Entry 1: Suspender of Disbelief. Use only in case of bad writing, bad acting, no/bad plot, or all of the above.

T'Rowa

(Pointing to Various Locations on the Saucer) Headlights, because it is very, very, very, very dark in space.

T'Rowa

(Near Engines) Emergency Chewing Gum, Bailing Twine, and Spit Storage.

T'Rowa

Entry 1: You are here. Entry 2: You belong here. Entry 3: Brig (You will probably wind up here.)

Mithandir

#1 Bridge, #2 (right next to it) poker

Stef, Staf & Stylo featuring Pieter

(left nacelle) Vast wardrobe containing all sorts of silly hollowdeck costumes, (right nacelle) Laundry for hollowdeck costumes and Sevfleet uniforms (wash red shirts separately)

Trevor Raggatt

Under saucer: Toilet. Under body: End of queue. Top of saucer: Puppy with toilet roll

Haesan

Anomaly Detection Device (indefinitely off-line for the sake of ratings)

Haesan

Storage for spare ensigns

Cpt Thomas

#1:technobabble library; #2: plot device; #3:space for rent

Mark

Tickle spot

Spockman#77

Inflatable Ensign Room

T'Bonz

Hollowdeck addiction rehab center

T'Bonz

Technobabble vocabulary generation lab

T'Bonz

Alien forehead bump storage

T'Bonz

Plot hole generator

T'Bonz

Technobabble generator

T'Bonz

Gaseous or liquid Alien intake valve

Mr. Spork

((back of ship)) Bumper sticker space

Mr. Spork

((Pointing to nacelle)) Cheap glowy effects.

Cmdr. Solomon

Entry 1, 2, 3, 4: Totally useless Blinking lights, as if this ship would ever land.

Leander

Main Defunctor Dish (Main Deflector Dish); This is used to move obstacles out of the way when flying at high speed. Makes you wonder, are those sensors that bad?

EofS

Your Ad Here

Leander

Busy Collectors (Bussard Collectors); Em well, I guess they're busy collecting. But as you can see, it's cutting edge technology.

mr.ska

1) Ensign's Quarters: 350 credits/day. 2) Ensign's particle generation array: 45000 credits. 3) Accidental shuttlebay decompression: priceless.

P Swayne

Instructions for use: 1) Separate plate, knife and fork from central section. 2) unfold central section to form bevarage cup. 3) Enjoy your dinner!

MindMelda

Recycling center for "used" redshirts. (lower saucer section)

Janak Desai

Food goes here... I mean technobabble!, that and sevspace...and people, peoples good!

Sesspit

Saucer section: Sauced section

Lyran Fan

Left - Captain's Quarter, Middle - Place to scratch to see left nacelle jiggle like a dog's leg, Right - chip in the saucer no one will admit to making

mr.ska

A) Blindingly Obvious Suppression Field B) Ship's Bathroom C) Dr. Nubile's Scalp Wax holding tanks

Ravenid

1: Generic Corridor Alpha 2:Technobabble Generator 3: Main Gravy Storage Facility

Ravenid

1:Machine that goes ping. 2: Semi-Regular cast holding bay. 3: Where we wish Measley was.

Morgan

Console: The build me this ship saving device that I just thought of button

Morgan

Storeroom for all previous deflector dish modifications

Morgan

Console: Call nearest Ensign button

Morgan

Console: Technobabble auto-que

Stef, Staf & Stylo featuring Pieter

fog-horn for flying through mysterious nebulae

Griffin

Underside of engineering: Punchline storage bay. Underside of plate: Officers toilets. Upper plate: The Food Figher 2456!

anthony k. schmitt

uss blueplate special@$4.99

Mark

Right: Bed and Breakfast

Mark

Right: Plot hole

Mark

Left: Obvious weak spot

P-feif

Hamster drive engine core. Big hamster wheel where the engine core would be and Barfly running in the wheel.

Mike Howell

Fizzer Turret #1; Emergency Sevspace Generator #47; Blue Plate Special $1.95

Avalon

Entry 1: Location of toilet paper. Entry 2: Location of toilet seat warmer. Entry 3: Main replicator place.

Erica

(Far Left) Start of Jeopardy Tube (Far Right) End of Jeopardy Tube

Erica

Malfunctioning Hollowdeck #3

--mfh--

1: Fights 2: Transporter accidents 3: Chrakter building episodes

div

On the plate: Ketchup (optional)

Hanover Fisk

Exploding Console Storage Area 3

a guy

Non-working warp core ejuction button

a guy

reset button goes here

Cmdr. Solomon

Entry 1: Sev Fleet Standard Issue Plot hole. For use only in case of Emergency, such as absence of Good plot.

Art DeBuigny

1st: Subplot's Kitty Litter Storage Room. 2nd: Airlock 12, disguised as Measly's Quarters. 3rd: Barfly's Hollowdeck Program Off-Site Storage Complex

Pizman

Compulsory copyright date (point to copyright date)

Pizman

Pea Shooter (top center of dinner plate)

Art DeBuigny

1st: Pikers zit cream storage vat. 2nd: Pickhards scalp wax storage vat. 3rd: Tryhard's face plaster storage vat.

MindMelda

That pesky air vent where the gaseous aliens sneak in.

jcoil

Toilet (out of order)

T'Bonz

Tryhard's "feelings" sensor array

T'Bonz

P.C. policymaking center

MJ

1) Battle scar from Klingons. 2) Battle scar from Feregie. 3) Battle scar from giant fork

ilfje

3) This side up

Kalahari Karl

Teflon-Coated Dinnerware to reflect phaser fire.

Lordy

Shiny bits that look high-tech.

Shlamko

Cruton torpedo launching bay (or "the ceaser salad bay")

Admiral Memo

Crouton Torpedoes: a crunchy way to kill your enemies.

The Great Wizzard

Plot Recycling facility

The Great Wizzard

Merchandising Production Line

ScottE Bemeup

Scuttlecraft Recycling

The Great Wizzard

[at the rear] Emergency Propulsion (picture of an outboard motor)

ScottE Bemeup

Technobabble Resupply Port

The Great Wizzard

[Treadmill with running Ensigns] Main Engine

The Great Wizzard

[used chewing gum] Saucer / Battle section connector

The Great Wizzard

Tryhard's councelling office (empty room with an "Out Of Order" sign)

The Great Wizzard

Thingy which makes the "Whoosh" sound in space

talshiarHQ

1.Klingoffs!Target this point! 2.Wrongulans!Target this point! 3.Bored!Cut here!

The Great Wizzard

"PC Directive" memorial room [they ignored it soooo often...]

The Great Wizzard

"Soylent Green" production [you don't believe that replicators create food out of thin air? :=)]

The Great Wizzard

[exposed section with a "bullseye"-drawing] The ship's most critical parts: the backup systems who always fail BEFORE the main systems

The Great Wizzard

Ensign Cloning Facility

The Great Wizzard

Plothole compensator

Nodrog_CRC

Subplot's Gender Switcher station

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