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| Sev Trek: The Comic Strip This week: Bumper sticker on Squatty's butt! We complete our bumper sticker week with a bumper sticker on possibly one of the largest entities in scifidom - Squatty's butt. | ||
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| Other Punchlines | ||
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| These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek TV Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline
was written by Art DeBuigny. You can read the
transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the
competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and
Punchlines of the Day. | ||
 Dahar Master Kor | Assume standard orbit. | ||
Polgara | At least I don't need a toupee | ||
Polgara | At least I don't wear a girdle | ||
Polgara | I (heart) haggis | ||
Polgara | Don't worry - I've reinforced the deck plating | ||
Aaron | Do not overtake turning Squatty | ||
Samurai | Danger: Flatulence Hazard. | ||
Samurai | I fix anything---no ifs, ands, or butts.... | ||
ScottE Bemeup | Caution: Exhaust Port | ||
Frogboy Lives | 2000 ensigns eaten and still going | ||
Kalahari Karl | I feasted with Klingons at Khitomer and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker! | ||
Trevor Raggatt | Event horizon | ||
Trevor Raggatt | Ever wondered what the definition of a "Red Giant" was? | ||
Trevor Raggatt | Just three burgers from becoming a black hole! | ||
Trevor Raggatt | Three more burgers and I can apply for membership of the United Severation of Planets! | ||
talshiarHQ | We don't need another saucer section. | ||
Eric | Warning! Plasma Vent! | ||
jonathan | nobody's perfect... and i'm a nobody | ||
KatGal5 | I break for beans | ||
Spockman#77 | Honk for BIGGER Transploder Pads! | ||
Spockman#77 | I'm Big and Red and I eat cookies!But I don't give kids Presents! | ||
Mav | If you can read this, your life is in danger. | ||
Mr. Spork | Whatch the road, not my rump! | ||
Mr. Spork | NASA is still calculating my wight. | ||
Mr. Spork | Caution: Requires BIG chair | ||
Dahar Master Kor | Geunine Dyson Sphere. | ||
iolar58 | warning may attract moons or small celestial objects | ||
Art DeBuigny | Keep hands and feet away during feeding time. | ||
MindMelda | Warning: This Belt has Exceeded it's Maximum Weight Limit. | ||
MindMelda | Caution: Containment Breech May Occur at Any Time! | ||
Ravenid | Sev Trek: Bigger, Wider, Unfit. | ||
Ravenid | Warning: Do not anger the Great God Buttatucus. | ||
Russell | I am a registered rogue planet | ||
Russell | Deep Space 10 | ||
Mark | Inventor of the 'Miracle Belt' | ||
Mark | Overly influenced by whales. | ||
Mark | In space, it does not matter what you weigh. | ||
P-feif | Got doughnuts? | ||
P-feif | I'm feed'n it all I've got! | ||
Jim | Objects within 5 meters subject to gravitational pull | ||
MindMelda | If it's beeping, I'm backing up. | ||
VanRoosta | I brake for small planets. | ||
VanRoosta | Thank god for my holo-girdle! | ||
Brian | I am not a planet! | ||
Leander | Just like an airbag it's mostly gas. | ||
Brian | Do not fill with Klingoff Food! | ||
Cmdr. Solomon | No, you may not guess my weight. | ||
Mark | Proof of the expanding universe theory. | ||
MindMelda | I have the body of a god: Buddha. | ||
LoopyGirl | Squatters Inside | ||
Seeker | I ate the thin man that tried to get out. | ||
MindMelda | I'm not fat, I'm horizontally challenged. | ||
CortJstr | I brake for cream filling | ||
Nodrog_CRC | Miracle Worker (Cross out W, add a obviously handwritten P to the front) | ||
Morgan | Spare anti-matter concealed within | ||
Morgan | Will swap warp core for do-nuts | ||
terri | If you can read this, the Mess Hall is closed! | ||
André Gatien | If I eat anymore, I'll reach critical mass. | ||
Patrick | Show me a ship without a mess hall and I'll eat the ship | ||
Patrick | Don't worry, I have Measly Cruncher taken care of: I ate him | ||
Ego Atenji | Nothing goes to waist. | ||
Bob | Caution: intense gravitational eddies may manifest with out warning | ||
Annos | I am three times the man I used to be. | ||
QoS | The miracle I did today was getting in this Uniform | ||
Tim Gillooley | My other uniform is housing 17 homless klingons! | ||
Andy Nichols | Gluteus Maximus Maximized | ||
Janene V | If you can read this you had better duck for cover. I had chilly for lunch | ||
Capt. Joe. | You cannot change the laws of physics, so why have'nt my pants ripped yet? | ||
spiffy | I came, I saw, I sat on it. | ||
spiffy | I AM the Federation. | ||
8 of 12 | Warning to all chairs: be very afraid! | ||
Matt Nelson | Making fun of fat people isn't funny! =( | ||
Derek | If you can read this, it's time for my liposuction. | ||
Corsair | If you laugh, remember, You're Behind Me! | ||
Corsair | If you can read this, I don't know you're there! | ||
Art DeBuigny | Will work miracles for food. | ||
ilfje | 'I'm not fat, I'm bigboned!' | ||
aussietrekker | The Butt stops here! | ||
Art DeBuigny | If you cook it, I will come. | ||
Art DeBuigny | Unlike the captain, I can rip my shirt without fighting. | ||
Art DeBuigny | Warning - Belt Breach Imminent!! | ||
Kirk's Wig | Its no good kapt'n, I kan'ne reach the kontrols | ||
Joel Schimek | If I take in anymore, this is gonna blow! | ||
MindMelda | Diet is a four-letter word. | ||
Counselor Tara Lee | Where does Squatty sit? Anywhere he wants! | ||
The Great Wizzard | That happens when you let Ensigns operate the transploder | ||
Londo Moelarry | If I can't get any screen time, then I'll at least take up a lot of screen SPACE. | ||
Counselor Tara Lee | Proudly making Quirk look thin. | ||
Counselor Tara Lee | Biggest Bum in Sevfleet. | ||
ScottE Bemeup | If you can read this, you don't appreciate the gravity of the situation. | ||
ScottE Bemeup | Caution: Exhaust Port | ||
ScottE Bemeup | Caution: Gravity Well | ||
ScottE Bemeup | The Butt Stops Here | ||
ScottE Bemeup | There's More of Me to Love | ||
ScottE Bemeup | I'm Not Getting Older, I'm Getting Wiser (with the "s" crossed out and a "d" graffiti'ed in) | ||
ScottE Bemeup | Proof the Universe is Expanding | ||
ScottE Bemeup | She Cannae Take Much More | ||
Counselor Tara Lee | If I hear one more 'wide load' joke... | ||
ScottE Bemeup | No Ifs, Ands Or Butts | ||
Steve Crouch | Unidentified Flying Orifice | ||
Steve Crouch | If you can read this you'd better pray I don't sit down! | ||
Delta Flyer | Very Very Very Very Very wide load!!!! | ||
The Great Wizzard | Designed as a flotation device | ||
Landale | If you can read this your within 10 lightyears | ||
cap10rob | Got Liposuction? | ||
cap10rob | Breakfast is one of 12 most important meals of the day! | ||
cap10rob | My other butt is a black hole | ||
cap10rob | My Butt... The Final Frontier...These are the | ||
cap10rob | Beware of Gaseous Anomolies | ||
Joona Palaste | The biggest & best engineer in Starfleet! | ||
Trilliena | I never met a cream bun I didn't like. | ||
Dave the Explosive Newt | If you can read this, you're about to get sucked in by my gravity! | ||
aussietrekker | Feed me!! | ||
Christopher | Warning: Losing Containment | ||
eugene langan | Wide Load, Slow Turning! | ||
T'Bonz | Will stop for dessert! | ||
T'Bonz | Try Squatty's SEEfood diet today! | ||
T'Bonz | Over 10 million meals eaten. | ||
T'Bonz | Your plate or mine? | ||
T'Bonz | I have a whale of a good time eating! | ||
T'Bonz | Stand clear when in sight of messhall | ||
T'Bonz | 2263 Pie Eating Champion of the Alpha Quadrant | ||
T'Bonz | Stand back! Danger of explosion! | ||
T'Bonz | I brake for replicators! | ||
T'Bonz | I brake for whales! | ||
T'Bonz | Food-propelled | ||
Londo Moelarry | Please do not feed the engineer. | ||
Londo Moelarry | Thar be whales here! | ||
JC | Covers 3 quadrants. | ||
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