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This week: Bumper sticker on Gainweight! We kick off another bumper sticker week letting you write a bumper sticker on one of the largest entities in Sev Trek - Gainweight's hair!


Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek TV Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline was written by The Great Wizzard. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and Punchlines of the Day.


Vicki

Give me caffine,or give me death!

Wyv

Cousin IT eat your heart out!

Steve Crouch

The Death Star has nothing on me!

DoggySpew

This BUN is set on STUN !

Dr. Jekyl

Everyday is a bad hair day!

Ken Dillon

In space no one can hear you perm

aussietrekker

To "Do" or "Not to Do"....

Matt Hancock

I may have a bad haircut, but you're downright ugly

Khalas

Airbag included.

SevenSlave

Have you hugged your Ensign today?

E.A.

Caffeine Powered Inertial Dampener

Johnny Cool

I once was a Bored Sphere

Shinigami

My other bumper sticker message is funny.

Mitch

If you can't see my ears I can't see you

P-feif

Got Cofee?

P-feif

Got Hairspray?

Mark

Nothing gets past me, literally.

David Robinson

Honk if your hairy

T'Bonz

The 'fro is the way to go!

Emily

DUDE, wheres my ship?

Nathan Renihan

How's my captaining? Call 1-800-buzz-off

Gregory Griffiths

No, you don't need to see what's on the viewscreen!

Gregory Griffiths

Guns don't kill people...Class 2 Phasers do!

Bill Harris

In coffee we trust.

DoggySpew

Buns┤n┤roses

Shinigami

No, I did not get hair extensions.

Haesan

"I have my own gravitational pull. Do you?"

Mark

Powered by coffee.

Lord Fledrinnian

Pass with care - driver on caffeine buzz

Ruth (from Canada)

Rapunzel was an amateur.

Counselor Tara Lee

MY brain hasn't shrunk!

Counselor Tara Lee

THIS is a bad hair day!

Counselor Tara Lee

If you can't style it well, style it big!

Antti

To boldly grow like no do has grown before.

Antti

You mess with me, you mess with the DO!

Dave the Explosive Newt

Coffee Deliveries At Other Side

Dave the Explosive Newt

Insert Coffee Here.

Finder the Bard

If you can read this, you don't need to see the viewscreen.

Laure

Love me, love my hair

Doctor What?

My other hairdo is a crewcut

Doctor What?

Sector Zero or bust

Doctor What?

I (heart) my Java

Jim H.

Will pontificate for shortcut

--mfh--

Personal Airbag

carol

Puff Happens!

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

Watch it chin - I've got eyes in the back of my bun!

Elinon

Watch out for falling hairballs

the giraffe

Getting it this big was easy, fitting it in a turbolift was hard.

the giraffe

99 bottles of gel to apply, 99 bottles of gel....

valerie p

If you can read this, eat my dandruff

valerie p

hair's looking at you, kid

valerie p

The hair that sprays together, stays together

Luigi Novi

Licence plate: COFYGIRL

Luigi Novi

Wanted: SWH (Single White Hologram), preferably Irish, who likes strong career women. Call "Katie" on subspace channel 11.22355MH.

Luigi Novi

Anomalies (Spatial Holes, Interdimensional & Temporal) Happen!

Luigi Novi

Unpromoted Ensign on Board

Luigi Novi

Buxom Borg Babe on Board

Luigi Novi

I break for Caucasian Vulcans!

erik

Picking up Pinchhard's and Schidzo's slack

Samurai

The hair that stopped a thousand ships.

Nikolas Haynes

There be coffee in that hair nebula

Bob

In the event of a water landing this hair will act as a floatation device.

Avalon (wondering along with Ted Rebo)

How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-HAIR.

Mr. Spork

I break for coffee.

Mr. Spork

Warning: Wide right turns.

Kieran Kobitz

I'm just making up for Kirk, Picard and Sisko

Janak Desai

Harry laughed at do, no promotion for harry!

Thorongil

Abandon all hope ye who enter here.

emeraldax

Over one million hairpins served

freilicher

Citizens for Wider Doorways

Brighteyes

Approach with caution, it growls.

Brighteyes

If you can see my split ends you're too close.

Brighteyes

Look, don't touch.

Sierra Leone

This is what happens when you drink too much caffine.

Emily

so much hair, so little hair-spray

Air CB

*Caution: Wide Ego *

Gregory Griffiths

No, you don't need to see what's on the viewscreen!

Gregory Griffiths

Yes, I DO need another cup of coffee!

mr.ska

WARNING: Ego containment field. Beware split ends.

MindMelda

Watch for falling dandruff.

Sirrta

shields up and holding

Sirrta

Unlimited shutlecraft storage center

Andrew Stevens

How do I get this hold? I use the ship's tractor beam!

Sion

There's Coffee In That Nebula

Cameron Mason

Cation: Hair growing 24/7

Samurai

Power goes to your head....

Samurai

I never let my ego go to my head---

Samurai

Size does matter...

Samurai

My other hairpiece is an M-Class planet....

Samurai

Danger: Navigation Hazard...

rhea stone

If you can read this you are in danger of inhailing poisiones hair spray fumes

T'Rowa

Talk to the hair!

terri

Do not overtake turning head

Lord Fledrinnian

Pass with care - driver on caffeine buzz

John Fassbender

Will promote for coffee beans.

Griffin

My other hairstyle is manageable.

Counselor Tara Lee

Make it.... Grow!

Counselor Tara Lee

Have hair will travel.

Bethan Casinelli

If wearer collapses please administer caffine

ScottE Bemeup

Just Hairdo It!

Sparky McFlame

My other wig is a bee-hive

ScottE Bemeup

Comb Me!

ScottE Bemeup

If you can read this, you're already caught in the gravimetric field.

TEFII

Hair, The final fronteer.

Why is Twoblocks white?

Coffee storage depot

Adam

Dare to undo The Do!

Nodrog_CRC

Formerly Captiain Quark's Trubble.

J

Built in air bag.

T'Bonz

Warning....bad hair on the rise

T'Bonz

Today is a good day to dye!

T'Bonz

Coffee stunts your growth indeed!

Corsair

Caution: Wide Perm.

Hanover Fisk

Hand over the coffee, and nobody gets hurt.

Joel Schimek

No bun intended

twofoursev

Honk if you observe the Perm Directive!

Murdoc

For Wig and Country

chris

Even I have a bad hair day!

Nodrog_CRC

That's not a bun, that's a space station!

the girl from ipanema

Honk if you know the way to the Alfalfa Quadrant.

the girl from ipanema

Honk if you have coffee.

twofoursev

Honk if you love hairspray!

Alicat

Will work for coffee

evay

Help! I'm trapped by the 'Do! -- Chocolatay

evay

Hair by Trubbles R Us

evay

Death Before Decaffienated

cap10rob

My other hair is an asteriod

cap10rob

Galaxy's Biggest Tribble

cap10rob

I brake for hair spray

Khalas

Armorplated ship *and* armorplated hair.

Khalas

Growing since Stardate 21.56.357!

Jos Litjens

If you can read this I washed my hair today

ggb

Don't mess with the do!

MJV

Use caffe´ne only

JC

Caution: Wide load!

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