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This week: Barf on DS9! How is it Barf always seems to follow the cameras around - from the Enterforaprize to Deep Sev 9 (not to mention a quick skip back to the Enterforaprize in time for the occasional motion picture)?


Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek TV Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline was written by Crazy Velcron. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and Punchlines of the Day.


P-feif

Space stations don't crash land!

P-feif

I wanted a promotion, Piker will never move on.

P-feif

There's more to kill here!

Patrick

I got tired of seeing my reflection in Pickhards head.

Donald-Paul

The Enterforaprize ran out of Prune Juice

silverpanther

Got tired to boldly going everywhere... I'll settle for boldly spinning nowhere

silverpanther

don't make me think... my brow's furrowed enough!

AT

I had the urge to serve under a bald captain again.

Elmo

Forager was too far out of the way

Juan Deer

To fulfill your daily recommended allowance of Klingoffs

E.A.

I was Honorably kicked out by pickhard

Boducky

I really had to tryhard to leave the Enterforaprize

Art DeBuigny

You'd leave too if your girlfriend could read your mind.

robin

I am always seeking out new forms of prune juice.

Art DeBuigny

I've been beat up by all the Alfalfa quadrant races, so I thought I'd try my luck with the Gangup quandrant.

Mentat Tir

Captain Pinchhard was going to make me wear a hairnet.

Standback

A misunderstanding, sir. I thought that "The Wormhole" was the name of a new Klingon restraunt.

imq2u

I hear you will be getting a counselor soon, you will need me.

Avalon

It was a good day to transfer!

EvilDevil

I lost my ex-wife, my son's respect, my girlfriend left me for an idiot and i lost the ship that i was supouse to protect... bad luck.

Art DeBuigny

There is no Honor in the unemployment line.

Mark

I want to kill someone where they stand and get promoted for it.

Mark

I heard you had some cool worms here!

Danthalas

Beta caught me eating his cat's food.

missy

There are many opportunities for battles. And a plentiful supply of prune juice

That one guy.... what's his face.

Just a Measly little problem.

Damian

To boldy go where the camera has gone before.

freilicher

That's all I've been asking myself for weeks now.

freilicher

Actually, I got off at the wrong stop.

freilicher

I'm basically a Thrill-seeker.

freilicher

I've noticed you rarely seek the peaceful solution.

freilicher

To put all my ill-fated romances behind me. Yep, it's a bright new future ahead.

freilicher

Your ratings shrunk.

Harley Cat

There was no one left on the Enterforaprize who was intimidated by me any longer.

Spindel

To seek out new lifeforms, and hack them to pieces.

Polgara

I heard that you prefer action to diplomacy. Do not disappoint me.

valerie p

Does the word 'unemployment' mean anything to you?

the giraffe

Then I'll be in some decent flashbacks.

EvilDevil

Barf: Beta wouldn't stop singing

terri

Honour, career...but actually it was the money, and lack of counsellor!

Griffin

Prunes! The food of regular characters!

Jason Meunier

The make-up people glued this turtleshell too firmly to my forehead.

Gregory Griffiths

Because I got tired of boldly going nowhere...no, wait....

erik

Forager already had a token Klingoff.

Trevor Raggatt

With the amount of prune juice I drank on the Enterforaprize it was a matter of time before I was asked to leave!

Trevor Raggatt

Klingoffs love Gagh and you've got a wormhole that stretched to the Gamma quadrant

DoggySpew

Well, today was a good day to lenghten my contract with Paramount.

Trevor Raggatt

I was running out of girlfriends on the Enterforaprize...

Azriaz

To join the coming great tribble hunt and proof myself a warrior

Selia

It's my personnal mission sir! I want to be in every Sev Trek series.

Yorgi

There are a lot more things to be angry about here...

Haesan

I'm trying to skip movie #9; I hear it's REALLY lame...

T'Bonz

Quack smuggles the best bloodwine in the quadrant

T'Bonz

Better hollowsuites!

T'Bonz

Less technobabble

Derek

An android who wanted to be human, a snotty braniack ensign, an utterly useless bridge officer, an old man who won over more women than his young, dashing second-in-command... But I'm sure that whatever you have here, it won't be as weird as all that!

Derek

My last girlfriend crashed my vehicle.

§Sean§

My brain shrunk - even further

Nicola

Pickhard never lets me express my "agressive tendencies"

Nicola

Because you guys will actually let me beat up the nasty aliens once in a while!

Josue

Barf get barf-sick from big ship.

Josue

Barf get motion sickness from big ship.

Josue

To honor the ancient Klingoff art labeled 'scene-stealing.'

Mark

Transfer? I'm here to take it over!

rhea stone

Affirmitave action act of 2390 states that each crew must have at least one klingoff crew man

rhea stone

I wanted to wear a bigger sash

rhea stone

Because Forager didn't want me

rhea stone

There is no honor is less camera time

rhea stone

My lover crashed my last ship

Nobody

New house payments

E-Nice

I didn't read the fine print on my contract.

E-Nice

I keep getting beat up by Alpha quadrant aliens on TNG. I want to now experience getting beat up by Gamma Quadrant aliens.

E-Nice

I couldn't stand being with that bald captain another year. Hey, wait a minute. When did you go bald? Your bio said you had hair.

E-Nice

So someone else can give the show a manly figure, other than the Major.

Brian

It is personal. Do not tell Counselor Tryhard that I am here!

Brian

This is a much better place for unhappy characters who are caught between two cultures.

Brian

I realized that I had better leave the Enterfporaprize when I began to like Tryhard!

Brian

My paycheck shrunk!

--mfh--

My Bath'let hasn't any bloodstains of Gem'hoarders on it yet.

--mfh--

Meet new interesting liveforms and kill them

Dax (now drama queen)

so i can kill another wife

Stef, Staf & Stylo featuring Pieter

Lately, the Enterforaprize smelt funny.

Stef, Staf & Stylo featuring Pieter

Bed time at 8.30 p.m. is too early for a Klingoff.

--mfh--

To exchange bore with gore

Griffin

I lost my ship, my friends and my life as I knew it. This series was made for me.

Griffin

Never an orb when you need one.

Stef, Staf & Stylo featuring Pieter

Free internet access and better stock options.

Avalon

Well, I was trying to avoid a bald captain, but you can see how well that turned out.

8 of 12

They told me to stay, Worf! Stay... stay... Good Worf!

8 of 12

STAY? I was left behind!

Sparky McFlame

What!? A brother can't get a good steady job where he doesn't have to travel?! You've been working for The Man too long...

Art DeBuigny

My girlfriend, Tryhard, crashed the ship. Oh the humiliation!!!!

Art DeBuigny

My bank account shrunk.

The Great Wizzard

It's here or Forager. Took me less than one second to consider

The Great Wizzard

No more "Tea, Earl Grey, hot"!!!

Emily

the glare off of pinchards head kept blinding me

T'Bonz

I got tired of "Making it so"!

T'Bonz

Only way I could get rid of Tryhard!

Q

You try sitting on a bridge with an android singing "My precious little life-forms!" all the time!

twofoursev

Spend a day with Piker - you'd transfer too!

twofoursev

This is not a good day to die-vulge!

PvM

No counselor.

Zulu, Queen of the Nile

Eat at Quark's: Best gagh in the galaxy.

Josue

They don't let me use my bat'leth on a starship.

div

Today was a good day to kill my career

Shlamko

Best prune juice in the quadrant!

Corsair

So my career would Die With Honour.

Corsair

I wanted less character development.

Shlamko

For screening time, for the babes and for the prune juice!

Bill Harris

I was answering the call of the profits.

Andrew Stevens

I can't work anywhere else, this makeup won't come off!

Andrew Stevens

My beard got lonely when Piker shaved.

Andrew Stevens

7 seasons is enough time with Pinchhard, you couldn't stand him for one show!

evay

I needed to Jazz up my love life.

evay

I heard this place is really Thrilling.

neilinoz

Tryhard felt that she would rather live than be my wife.

The Great Wizzard

YOU ordered me here, Captain Alzheimer!

neilinoz

Counsellor Tryhard thought that "we could just be friends". Bah!!

neilinoz

This place needed more ratings.... I mean honor!

Keith

I could tell you, but then I would have to kill you where you stand.

Keith

I heard the series...I mean station...was under attack from terrible alien beings known as Low Ratings.

JC

I go where the camera goes!

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