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This week: Drunk genius! One wonders how such a deranged drunkard could create the world changing warped drive... I guess it had to take a warped mind!


Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek TV Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline was written by T'Bonz. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and Punchlines of the Day.


Mark

Wraped, bent, plastered; you name it.

009

Leaving earth is the only way to outrun his hangover.

009

He WAS trying to design a better beer-cooler...

009

Apparently there's not enough on earth to drink

Elien

Now I'm sure: Humans are like Klingons: All great inventions were accidents

manuel boesze

he only wanted to build an interdimensonal total whirl gradientiacal superhyper mixmax machine to improve his alcohol!!

Trevor Raggatt

Yes, and "Riverdance" apparently.

Polgara

Kinda throws a glass of icewater on your hero-worship, doesn't it?

Mark

You humans have strange heros.

ScottE Bemeup

Only if his liver holds out.

louie78229

it's a variation on "drunk drive"!

Capt. Hairless

If I can fly a ship, why is it so weird that he invented them?

P Swayne

Well, he's certainly warped. In fact, he's plastered!

MindMelda

I'm sensing...A party animal.

MindMelda

7 shots of Tequila make anyone believe they invented anything.

Trevor Raggatt

Yes, and I think I'm developing a "Repulsed Drive"!

Trevor Raggatt

Yeah, he was explaining all about "pelvic thrust"!

Trevor Raggatt

Yea, apparently it's "a step to the left" and "a jump to the right"...

Trevor Raggatt

Yea, and apparently it's some form of dance. Cochrane: ...let's do the "Warped Drive" again...

Trevor Raggatt

I don't know. I'm a Counsellor not an engineer...or a historian...or a detective...Hell, I'm barely a Counsellor!

Trevor Raggatt

Yeah, but he's had enough booze to get into orbit anyway!

Trevor Raggatt

Yes, in this timeline it's alcohol powered!

Trevor Raggatt

No, alcohol powered boosters!

Sci Fi Girl (the orginial!!!)

I don't about warped drive - but he's definitely warped!!!!

Griffin

Yeah. He's also the one who want's to make the prime directive contain the word 'but'.

§Sean§

Not to mention "shake rattle and roll"

Christina "Saavik"

Well, the "warped" part IS correct...

Griffin

And the edible beer bottle.

Art DeBuigny

He was sober until I told him money was useless after he invented it.

Art DeBuigny

Yep, and if he doesn't stop drinking the dueterium, he'll never get that thing off the ground.

MindMelda

Let's just be glad he's not a dance instructor.

Art DeBuigny

A few more shots of this, and I'll have invented the Transploder.

Art DeBuigny

He powers the warped core with his blood alcohol level.

ScottE Bemeup

Pretty amazing when you consider his previous job was sheep farming.

Andrew Stevens

At the moment I think he's inventing the fuel for it.

Andrew Stevens

Nah, he's the one who invented the warped cocktail.

Powerlord

Antimatter and alcohol must have similar structures.

Capt. Hairless

If I can fly the Enterforaprize, anyone can invent warped drives!

Jodocus

Yeah, I hate to see the "genius" who invented the transploder!

terri

Powered by his breath no doubt!

erik

What's the problem? He looks warped enough to me.

DarkBlade

for every beer he drinks he goes into a higher warp, right now he is theoreticly impossible

TEFII

What was that saying about genius and madness?

Capt. Hairless

If you're loooking for my professional opinion as useless crewmember: you won't get it, unless I get to be more usefull!!!

Nodrog_CRC

Shh, if I have two more drinks, he might start looking good...

Nodrog_CRC

Why did you think all starships had to have a bar aboard?

Nodrog_CRC

Hey, at least it's not the macarena.

Jack Hammerfist

Like inventor, like invention!

Jack Hammerfist

It would drive ANYONE to drink!

Jack Hammerfist

What SOBER man could invent such nonsense?

Jack Hammerfist

They don't call it "warped" for nothing!

Jack Hammerfist

What other kind could he invent?

Tyrrogan

Yes, apparently it happened late one night after about four bottles of vodka...

Khalas

He's trying to kill his last braincells to prevent it.

Khalas

No, but if you drink THIS stuff, you'll think you're flying Warp 10, too.

The Penguin Weekly

You volunteered to fly with him tomorrow, right?

The Penguin Weekly

You got the warped part right.

Griffin

Have warp, will drive.

Joona Palaste

Presumably, to seek out new booze and new civilisations.

Jan

Now it's quite obvious why Sev Fleet engineers have found so many bugs in this bloody thing over the past centuries.

Trilliena

It was entirely accidental I'm sure.

princesstulip

I sence inteligence somewhere.

Dhraakellian

"warped" is the operative word here

Sierra Leone

Thats like asking how I'll ever be useful.

Rose

He passed out and it came ot him in a dream.

MindMelda

I AM sensing something warped about him.

Douglas MacAskill

I think he also invented the Burp Drive.

The Great Wizzard

Yup. He's ingesting the fuel now.

Jim McNamara

Right now he's just to warped to drive.

JM

No safety systems, no backup, several Tons of chemical explosive plus an untested reactor linked to an untested new propusion system....want a drink now beard-boy?

Capitaine Roy

Sure... He based itself on the way he's burning alcohol...

JM

Invent a radical new propulsion system and build an entire spaceship to test your theory in a post-nuclear holocaust and then you'll have earned the right to partly like that

JM

And the "Funky Chicken"...

Corsair

I sense......No Sense.

Corsair

Evidently you have to BE Warped before you can do it.

princesstulip

burp. He's my kind of guy, burp.

Dr. JFW

Yes, and he hasn't stopped singing about it since.

MindMelda

He needs to invent a hangover cure.

MindMelda

Sure, and my new job is piloting a starship.

Garlonuss

Aptly named, don't you think?

T'Bonz

I sense great......*hic!*.....ah what was I saying?

T'Bonz

Yeah...and introduced me to REAL alcohol! *hic!*

T'Bonz

Looks like he's trying to invent the "time warp"!

T'Bonz

Can't imagine him putting his socks on in the morning, much less inventing warped drive!

T'Bonz

Yeah and this intoxicating beverage - he calls it "warp 10"

Counselor Tara Lee

Well? He's been drinking the rocket fuel.

Dacron

As if a sober person could have discovered Sevspace?

Dacron

Why do you think they call it 'warped'?

Counselor Tara Lee

Oh yeah, he's warped alright...

DarkBlade

yes, but he can't understand it until he has had 4 more bottles of liquer.

DarkBlade

It runs on alcohol! And by the look of him I'd say he could do warp 8 right now

John Fassbender

Well he's warped.

e langan

T: It appeared to him in a vision after a particularly toxic bottle of tequila

Leander

Well, he's already out of phase.

JC

Even I can fly straighter than him!

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