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This week: Drunk genius! One wonders how such a deranged drunkard could create the world changing warped drive... I guess it had to take a warped mind!
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Wraped, bent, plastered; you name it.
Leaving earth is the only way to outrun his hangover.
He WAS trying to design a better beer-cooler...
Apparently there's not enough on earth to drink
Now I'm sure: Humans are like Klingons: All great inventions were accidents
he only wanted to build an interdimensonal total whirl gradientiacal superhyper mixmax machine to improve his alcohol!!
Yes, and "Riverdance" apparently.
Kinda throws a glass of icewater on your hero-worship, doesn't it?
You humans have strange heros.
Only if his liver holds out.
it's a variation on "drunk drive"!
If I can fly a ship, why is it so weird that he invented them?
Well, he's certainly warped. In fact, he's plastered!
I'm sensing...A party animal.
7 shots of Tequila make anyone believe they invented anything.
Yes, and I think I'm developing a "Repulsed Drive"!
Yeah, he was explaining all about "pelvic thrust"!
Yea, apparently it's "a step to the left" and "a jump to the right"...
Yea, and apparently it's some form of dance. Cochrane: ...let's do the "Warped Drive" again...
I don't know. I'm a Counsellor not an engineer...or a historian...or a detective...Hell, I'm barely a Counsellor!
Yeah, but he's had enough booze to get into orbit anyway!
Yes, in this timeline it's alcohol powered!
No, alcohol powered boosters!
Sci Fi Girl (the orginial!!!)
I don't about warped drive - but he's definitely warped!!!!
Yeah. He's also the one who want's to make the prime directive contain the word 'but'.
Not to mention "shake rattle and roll"
Well, the "warped" part IS correct...
And the edible beer bottle.
He was sober until I told him money was useless after he invented it.
Yep, and if he doesn't stop drinking the dueterium, he'll never get that thing off the ground.
Let's just be glad he's not a dance instructor.
A few more shots of this, and I'll have invented the Transploder.
He powers the warped core with his blood alcohol level.
Pretty amazing when you consider his previous job was sheep farming.
At the moment I think he's inventing the fuel for it.
Nah, he's the one who invented the warped cocktail.
Antimatter and alcohol must have similar structures.
If I can fly the Enterforaprize, anyone can invent warped drives!
Yeah, I hate to see the "genius" who invented the transploder!
Powered by his breath no doubt!
What's the problem? He looks warped enough to me.
for every beer he drinks he goes into a higher warp, right now he is theoreticly impossible
What was that saying about genius and madness?
If you're loooking for my professional opinion as useless crewmember: you won't get it, unless I get to be more usefull!!!
Shh, if I have two more drinks, he might start looking good...
Why did you think all starships had to have a bar aboard?
Hey, at least it's not the macarena.
Like inventor, like invention!
It would drive ANYONE to drink!
What SOBER man could invent such nonsense?
They don't call it "warped" for nothing!
What other kind could he invent?
Yes, apparently it happened late one night after about four bottles of vodka...
He's trying to kill his last braincells to prevent it.
No, but if you drink THIS stuff, you'll think you're flying Warp 10, too.
The Penguin Weekly
You volunteered to fly with him tomorrow, right?
The Penguin Weekly
You got the warped part right.
Have warp, will drive.
Presumably, to seek out new booze and new civilisations.
Now it's quite obvious why Sev Fleet engineers have found so many bugs in this bloody thing over the past centuries.
It was entirely accidental I'm sure.
I sence inteligence somewhere.
"warped" is the operative word here
Thats like asking how I'll ever be useful.
He passed out and it came ot him in a dream.
I AM sensing something warped about him.
I think he also invented the Burp Drive.
The Great Wizzard
Yup. He's ingesting the fuel now.
Right now he's just to warped to drive.
No safety systems, no backup, several Tons of chemical explosive plus an untested reactor linked to an untested new propusion system....want a drink now beard-boy?
Sure... He based itself on the way he's burning alcohol...
Invent a radical new propulsion system and build an entire spaceship to test your theory in a post-nuclear holocaust and then you'll have earned the right to partly like that
And the "Funky Chicken"...
I sense......No Sense.
Evidently you have to BE Warped before you can do it.
burp. He's my kind of guy, burp.
Yes, and he hasn't stopped singing about it since.
He needs to invent a hangover cure.
Sure, and my new job is piloting a starship.
Aptly named, don't you think?
I sense great......*hic!*.....ah what was I saying?
Yeah...and introduced me to REAL alcohol! *hic!*
Looks like he's trying to invent the "time warp"!
Can't imagine him putting his socks on in the morning, much less inventing warped drive!
Yeah and this intoxicating beverage - he calls it "warp 10"
Counselor Tara Lee
Well? He's been drinking the rocket fuel.
As if a sober person could have discovered Sevspace?
Why do you think they call it 'warped'?
Counselor Tara Lee
Oh yeah, he's warped alright...
yes, but he can't understand it until he has had 4 more bottles of liquer.
It runs on alcohol! And by the look of him I'd say he could do warp 8 right now
Well he's warped.
T: It appeared to him in a vision after a particularly toxic bottle of tequila
Well, he's already out of phase.
Even I can fly straighter than him!
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