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This week's idea was suggested by Nick Frame.
Sev Trek: The Comic Strip

This week: Zulu's family! Quirk is not the only Sevfleet crewmember to find time to create some offspring...


Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek TV Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline was written by me (aw shucks, thanx voters). You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and Punchlines of the Day.


Art DeBuigny

Dammit, Pavlova, do I have to explain the birds and the bees again?

Sasha

Well, Spock found time to die.

Brandon

Like I say if something is not important you make the time.

DarkBlade

My pupil "Grass-eater" has done well!

Griffin

Same place I did: Time warp-share condos.


What do mean by that? Families require time?

Mark

I find shore leave enough time.

Mr. Spork

Pavlov, you'll understand when you grow up.

EvilDevil

I never have that problem...

Kristin

Now I'm beginning to think I should make time for Zulu's daughter as well.

Silencer

Between my lines!

Bill Harris

Well, we *were* cancelled once upon a time...

Mattheq

Another graduate of Kirk's School of Love 'em and Leave 'em Romance

P Swayne

The same way I found time to have 47 families!

Avalon

Well, you know, those commercial breaks WERE a little long...

wam

He learned from the master

carol

Zulu's name tag sure comes in handy on shore leave, hee, hee.

Emily

I missed one?

T'Bonz

He used to work in botany - flowers get 'em everytime!

T'Bonz

That's nothing! The quandrant is full of MY children!

T'Bonz

Vere can I find her mother!?

T'Bonz

How did he get a woman?

T'Bonz

It's called "shore leave"!

MindMelda

Oh, it doesn't take that long, trust me!

sean

if you travel at sub light speed then with einsteins theory of relativity it was last week sometime

Sean Godley

Are you kidding? Half the ensigns in Sevfleet are mine.

Abbie

Oh that's nothing I have about oh say, heh heh I can't remember

Lister

Ensigns... Time loops...

aussietrekker

Same as everyone else, between films!

Pinkus42

I let him pretend to be me on one of our missions.

Cmdr. Solomon

Quirk: Forget that, Is Zulu's Daughter married?

Avalon

It was the only class I taught at the academy.

Mr. Spork

When you're captian you always find time..

Cmdr. Solomon

Just be glad she ain't mine!

Pizman

Hey, I found time....

Bill Harris

He's a chip off the old Captain's chair.

Cmdr. Solomon

Quirk: He... had... to... find... something... to... do... during... my... long... broken... speech... and... Squatty: For the love of God, we got the point fifty minutes ago!

Stephen winwood

With me taking up nearly every scene he had plenty off time off!

idiotboy

During all my screentime

garlonuss

Remember that time when I had him confined to quarters?

Little green man (§Sean§)

Not only that but he also enters the sev comps each week

Patrick

Well, what else are you doing when your not getting shot at, getting chased by the klingons, getting death threats from the Romulans, going under mind control (if you could call it mind control. That was amazing!), getting trapped by the tholians, being sent through time, savings someone's life (rarely ever done), killing Lahn, fighting mutineers, singing... Squatty: Oh God... Quirk: ...Making a difference, braking the PC directive, getting demoted, taking over Klingon ships, going to peace meetings (which never end in peace), going into space clouds, getting eaten by salt wads, and all the other stuff we do?

Gregory Griffiths

Shut up so I can kiss her!

Gregory Griffiths

Well, you took a long time looking for the nuclear vessels!

MindMelda

Quirk: These new easy -open uniforms I invented are great time savers!

MindMelda

Where did he find a woman I hadn't gotten to first?

The Penguin Weekly

Unlike you, some of us have a life outside of Sevfleet.

Jim

Hey, I was in almost every scene, and I found the time to start several!

Griffin

Little hint: You remember him tuning the warp drive, for a whole week? Well multiply that with a dimensional rift.

Griffin

A couple of dimensional rifts, a time\space warp or two, and pretty soon you've spent up to seven years worth of quality time with your kids.

terri

Just like his ol' Captin!

Sheldon Polonsky

Well, he always was good at locating heavenly bodies.

Polgara

Mmm-mm. Remind me to have him promoted.

Admiral H

He was my star pupil

Jack Hamemrfist

Let's just say he had a great role-model!

Farnell

Must have happened while my back was turned...

Mav

Like I always say, "If something's important, you make out."

aussietrekker

.....he obviously got the one that got away from me!!

bonemar

I have sons on fourteen planets; it's not hard to make the time.

Ego Atenji

Well MAKING a family doesn't take very much time...

Chris

During... my... dramatic... pauses...

Silencer

You'd be surprised who you meet charting gaseous anomalies

T'duh

Where did he find a woman?

LC

Hmmm... not green, but not bad either.

Flagg

He learned from the best!

P-feif

He kept a woman hidden his cabin, I taught him that.

Quonous

You wish. The curse of Quirk strikes again.

Art DeBuigny

Q: I have 312 kids! Trust me, its easy!

Counselor Tara Lee

Sev Fleet officers MAKE time.

The Great Wizzard

He didn't waste time looking for nuclear vessels!

The Great Wizzard

Unlike you, he got his own command. And trust me, you can do a lot of things in that chair!

The Great Wizzard

You could as well ask Squatty where he found the time to eat that much!

Seeker

Commercial breaks

eugene langan

AHHH! I taught him well!

Trevor Raggatt

And that explains why you never had a girlfriend, Mr Checkout

Trevor Raggatt

For the important things you make time!

The Great Wizzard

He said he modeled some aspects of his life after me...

T'Bonz

Women really went for that swashbuckler stuff!

T'Bonz

I missed one?

Mark

It doesn't take long...

Mark

Trust me, its easy.

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