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Beta's laughing fit! What drives a normally emotionless android into an uncontrollable laughing fit?


Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek TV Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline was written by Ashley. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and Punchlines of the Day.


starbys

I just realized I date more than you do!

jimbo jones

Mr Toycorder is emitting technobabblon particles and tickling me.

jimbo jones

Oh, sorry - android in-joke. The console understands.

The Emergency Sarcasm Hologram

I just heard about the "manual steering column" on the new Sevfleet ships...

Flagg

A blind pilot!

Haesan

I just realized that I'm more popular than you, and it feels GOOD!

MindMelda

Want to sing"Ebony and Ivory"?

JM

Quirk! He lost the original Enterprise to a Klingoff Bird of Prey! How stupid do you have to be to lose a starship to that?!

neilinoz

I read something about "Spiner Fems" the other day...

Josue

I am the very model of a modern major general . . .

Vicki

Zoot, Zoot, Zootie!!

princesstulip

Deanna told me she thought Barf looked sexy in his klingoff sash.

T'Rowa (with apologies to The Simpsons)

The football! His groin! It works on so many levels!

the giraffe

Remember when Pinchhard wore that dress!

Cmdr. Solomon

The Bored Queen wants me instead of Pinchard! (serious) Oh Sorry, Wrong Movie!

Cmdr. Solomon

There's this traveling Klingoff torpedo salesman see...

Cmdr. Solomon

I had Kneelicks coat it with one of his cassaroles. NOW I get the punchline.

Pizman

Let's face it, Gaudy, that ISORE of yours is a real eyesore. ISORE...eyesore...heheheee!

Pizman

Hahaha...Eyesore...ISORE...I get it! Heheheee!!!

Art DeBuigny

Your hair! It's the 24th century already! get with the program!

Art DeBuigny

I just discovered all of the havok I can cause by singing the high note of an old Mariah Carey song!

Art DeBuigny

I held a flame to my posterior gaseous venting port, and the room exploded. Very Funny!

Elf

I was thinking of Guano's hat...

Lyranfan

An android and a blind engineer walk into a research station...

D Kuhn

Your fly's been open all day!

André Gatien

The emotion chip Is in backwards! I'm trying to cry!

P Swayne

I painted your ISORE when you were asleep! This damage really isn't here!

Mark

Short *ha ha ha* circuit!

Mark

My fuzzy logic is tickling me!

J.F.

I just realised how ridiculous your visor looks!

Arachnia

a joke you told 6 years ago: how do you count cows, with a cowculator!!!

Arachnia

the script of sev trek 10...

Mark

I will survive you all!

Emily

my butt is smoother then Pikers FACE!

Ashley

Your console is going to explode!!

Ashley

A boy cat can't have kittens!!!

MindMelda

I got more dates than you and I'm not even a human!

Scott McClenny

I just got this week's Sev Trek downloaded into my positronic brain!

Lordy

Ok - this Klingoff walks into a bar right ...

Lordy

I finally got why the chicken crossed the road!

e langan

I just read the script - to think that Tryhard thinks she can drive........

div

Subplot marked my motherboard as territory

talshiarHQ

Ha! I just installed my new service-pack !

aussietrekker

I crack me up!!

terri

Transploder accident...no wait...it IS your real face!

terri

Dr Cruncher's face...when i pushed her in...hilarious!

Bishop

I was just thinking back to that time you tried doing that silly 'Mr. Roboto' dance.... It was all wrong!

Bishop

I never really saw the humour of the bored assimilating Pinchhard until now!

Powerlord

I just dropped Mr. Toycorder down my sleeve and it tickles!

Bishop

Troi doesn't realize how useless she is!

Bishop

Quirk tried to Direct! HA now that's comedy!

TotallyMAD

Dye my hair green and call me a Joker!

tobiwan

B-'My love & my father were killed off, my brother dismantled. No wonder I lost my head!'

Cmdr. Solomon

I just got the joke. My timing is digital.

Bob-Clo-Cli-Mar

Guess what I just stepped in?

LeadHead

Mr. Toycorder told me a joke.

Patrick

you have a large booger hanging out your nose!

Delta Flyer

Piker pulled my finger!

ScottE Bemeup

I smeared your visor with super glue!

ScottE Bemeup

I bumped my elbow and my hand went all tingly.

Josue

Gaudy . . . That's -- that's a banana clip!

Bishop

Smooth as an androids behind....HA HA, now that's funny!

Griffin

Everything you do is wrong and I can prove it!

Shargenka

To get to the other side! HA!

¤Sara¤

Emotion Chip overdose..

¤Sara¤

Stupid... *cackle*.. Emotion.. *chuckle*.. Chip.. *giggle*

Jack Hammerfist

I just "got" every joke I ever heard!

Scott McClenny

Nothing! One of Spot's kittens stowed away in my shorts and has been trying to get out since we beamed over!

Samurai

So the Macintosh says to the Pentium III.....

chrifgo

An electron is tickling my positronic brain.

Rick Hay

Why did the chicken cross the road?! HAH-HAH! Stop me if you know this one! Waa-Hee!

Callisto the Wicked

I just heard Measly's going to be executed for, get this, trampling some flowers... Classic Comedy! I love it!

Rick Hay

That Wacky Gilligan! When will he EVER learn?!

Rick Hay

Laughing? I thought this was crying!

Rick Hay

I finally get why humans think URANUS is funny!

Rick Hay

I'm watching, "I Sev Lucy", re-runs in my head.

Rick Hay

I just found out what happens when you pull MY finger!

Rick Hay

HAH! This is how androids break wind, Hah-Hah!

princesstulip

You made a joke 2 days ago. I just got it.

Sjerrie

FULLY FUNCTIONAL! It's a hoot!!!

Adam

That's not a Ferrengi, it's my captain! ahhahahahahahahahaha!

Mr. Spork

It appears I have much to learn! I am attempting to express sorrow!


Because 7 ate 9! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Kirk's Wig

Ship Hit Hard...*laughing* Warp Core Breaching Imminent... gasping*...many people dead...*hysterical*...death in seconds...Oh, and your flies undone

Kenyar Jad

I couldn't keep it in any more! Your EYESORE is so stupid!

The Penguin Weekly

Hey Gaudy . . . pull my finger. Watch my butt inflate.

The Penguin Weekly

I just realized that I am fully functional . . . and you are not!

Delta Flyer

Why did the chicken cross the Jeffrees tube?

Kirk's Wig

My archrival and brother VHS has changed his name to DVD - don't you get it? DVD? Its SO funny...

Kirk's Wig

Someone told me a knock knock joke... Blind Guy; Beta, I told you that joke last week!

Luigi Novi

I just saw "Trekkies!"

Luigi Novi

I don't know, but WOW! Just look at tall the damage my laughing created!

Sirella

I was just contemplating your love life.

Pinkus42

I just remembered what i put in the Captain's tea last year!

André Gatien

I'm now as annoying as Measly!!

André Gatien

I now have a personality! And it's annoying!

André Gatien

This punchline!

P-feif

Can't...stop...tickling...self!

P-feif

When you bent over your pants split!

T'Bonz

The ensign that turned you down is going out with ME tonight!

Darth Supershadow

I expelled a spontaneous biological combustion!

aussietrekker

You once asked me a question about what I look for in a woman. I said someone that won't upgrade me! That was very funny!

Patrick

Didn't you see? Mr. Toycorder farted and it exploded.

The One and Only Q

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid Barf!

The Penguin Weekly

I'm not laughing, I'm clutching my mechanical heart.

The Penguin Weekly

I was just thinking about the chicken I threw into the warp core.

Xeven

I switched your EYESORE with one of Counsellor Tryhard's hairclips...and you didn't even notice!!

Xeven

I'm not laughing, I'm choking! Somebody, Heimlich, please!

Rabbit

Lost in Space Reruns! That Robot is a comic genius!

Rabbit

WAZZAAAAAAPPP!!!!

JDSandara

That ISORE, I've been holding this in for years.

The Great Wizzard

THAT's why the chicken crossed the road!

Shlamko

Beta, VHS... I got it!

The Great Wizzard

I just realized the irony that I have more emotions and personality than all of you combined!

Corsair

My emotion chip is set on "Giggle".

The Penguin Weekly

You claim to see better with a cheese grate over your eyes!

sherwell

It's this emotion chip - it tickles

The Great Wizzard

I remembered how I discovered that I am "fully functional".

Ragin' cajun

i've found out about the floatation device

The Great Wizzard

47!!!!! Now I get it!

Kevin

11010001010001!!! HAHAHAAAHHHH!!

Bobby

Measely Cruncher just fell out of the airlock

Bobby

I adjusted my inner settings to hysterical laughter

Ravenid

Web comic as a living...that's a good one.

The Great Wizzard

Your zipper is open!

aussietrekker

Your joke from seven years ago....I get! I finally get it!!!!!

The Great Wizzard

You wear your visor upside-down!

Trekmaster

You're wearing Doyouwanna's hairclip on your face!

Trekmaster

Your face! It looks like the front end of a Ford!

1of2

My emotion chip is still in "beta" stage.

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