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Whale probe translation! When a probe looking for earth whales nearly destroys all mankind, we can't even figure out what they're trying to say. Here was Sevilians' chance to translate!


Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek TV Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline was written by Spindel ( Via Bert and Ernie...). You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and Punchlines of the Day.


terri

Single whale wanted for.....

terri

Pick up the phone already!

Tyrrogan

No! It was second star to the RIGHT then straight on till morning!

Mike Howell

...and so my Aunt Thelma said "don't that beat all?", and I said...

Janeway314

Willy...Oh Willy...Oh no, did they set him free again?

Mazotti Jordan, Green Lantern of Sevspace

Spook: It sounds oddly like 20th Century punk music, the Clash perhaps...

Admiral H

Testing, testing. Is this thing on?

Duke of Earl Grey

Excuse us, but we need directions to the Long John Silver's seafood restaurant.

chris

So long, and thanks for all the plankton

Luigi Novi

I didn't say I was conducting an INVESTIGATION into the DEARTH of WHALES! I said I want to take my VACATION on EARTH in WALES!

Luigi Novi

Alright, where is this moron named Ahab?....

Jack hammerfist

Ah good, they've banned the harpoon!

Jack hammerfist

Are you jerks deaf? Get me outta this tube!

Duke of Earl Grey

Alien Voice #1 "Here, fishy, fishy, fishy!" Alien Voice #2 "You know, whales are mammmels." #1 "Disregard."

anonymous

Why won't he call?

anonymous

I warned you to stay away from my kelp!

Griffin

Yes, we want fries with that plankton we ordered.

Bill Harris

OK, who's the idiot who canceled "Flipper"?

Janewaysgrrl

Help! I need an oil change!

Janewaysgrrl

Hellooo, fine lookin' lady ship... nice pair of nacelles you got there...

Janewaysgrrl

Women of Earth beware! Captain Quirk approaches!

Buckwheat

(singing) Calling occupants of interplanetary globe…

MindMelda

Would it hurt to call once in a while?

MindMelda

Well, that monolith program was a total waste, wasn't it?

MindMelda

Oh Squatty, Oh Squatty... we've come for you!

Bill Harris

(singing) I've got a whale of a tale to tell you lads, a whale of a tale or two...

Brandon Amaro

Squeal! Screech! Wail!

Sirrta

Deathray ready to fire in 3...2...1

the MASK

I need to find a bathroom ! Urgent !!

the MASK

Everybody say Ho !!!

LyranFan

Do you know where I can get some good plankton?

the MASK

Eat at Joe's !

Claire Roberts

here fishy fishy,come out come out where ever you are

Rick Hay

Hello Mrs. Earth. Is Gracie home?

Pizman

Hey, I got the disco ball out, let's dance!

Pizman

Ah Louie Louie, whoa yeah, I said hey gotta go...

Rick Hay

Heeere whaley, whaley whalies.....come on whalies!

Rick Hay

We're looking for the jerk that cut us off in traffic!

Copied verbatum from the Hitchhikers Guide To the Galaxy written by Douglas Adams, copied by Vicki

"People of Earth, your attention,please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Plannig Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatiol express route through your star system, and regrettably your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you."

Rick Hay

You thought V'ger was a threat? Wait till you get a load of me!

TotallyMAD

We are starved! Give us the whales!

Nobody

Who ordered the extra large with Anchovies?

freilicher

For the tenth time, turn on your implausible translators, you morons!

freilicher

Ready . . . Aim . . .

MindMelda

Hey Joe, isn't this the planet where you lost that pet monkey?

CortJstr

You're listening to the lite FM, all whales, all the time.

erik

Calling all Earth creatures larger than Squatty...

erik

One manufactured time travel plot with extra contrivances coming up!

Avalon

I need tartar sauce!

Gregory Griffiths

Whaleing frequencies open!

David Robinson

Free Willie.

T'Rowa

The meaning of Sev is...

T'Rowa

....and so the whale said, "But that's my wife!"

EofS

Take me to your feeder

EofS

Mmm, plankton with extra anchovies

Pizman

(not a translation; aboard the probe:) Someone turn the volume down! I keep getting feedback on the mic!

Mark

Whale song spoken here.

T'Bonz

How come you never call or write?

Art DeBuigny

I wanted a roasted Breast of Whale, a Large Fries, and a Diet Coke. Send it up or else!!

Allan

...Your planet is scheduled for demolition...

Sesspit

Hey, get out of my way you fat blue whale!

The Great Wizzard

(singing) We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine...

Ruth (from Canada)

(singing) "I'd like to be under the sea ...."

ScottE Bemeup

If only I knew what they were saying...

ScottE Bemeup

Probe to moby. Probe to Moby. Come in, Moby.

Shlamko

Can anybody give us directions?

The Great Wizzard

Dial "1" for our tech support department. Dial "2" for our marketing department. Dial "3" for...

Lt. Balok

Eat more tuna!

terri

Sorry, there's no-one at home right now, but if you leave the appropriate whale noises after the tone, we'll get back to you.....

The Great Wizzard

Save the whales, nuke the apes!

Tyrrogan

Geez! You leave these apes alone for a few million years and they start acting like they own the place!

Luigi Novi

Spook: I believe I can translate, Admiral: It's saying, "Squeal! Screech! Wail!"

Luigi Novi

I See Extinct Whales...

Luigi Novi

Got Whales?

Luigi Novi

Man, I could go for some seafood right about now...

Luigi Novi

Okay, let me get this straight: A simple geometrically-shaped probe looks for intelligent animals. If there's a starchild in this flick, someone's going to sue for copyright infringement!

The Penguin Weekly

Resistance is futile.

Bishop

Stop sending your garbage into out space!

Bishop

This is the Alien broadcasting network...

The Penguin Weekly

I hope Spook doesn't mind melt with me.

The Penguin Weekly

May the Sev be with you.

The Penguin Weekly

It's the end of the world as we know it.

Bishop

Testing... Testing... IS THIS THING ON?!

Sam Willis

Whasss Uppppp???!!!

aussietrekker

A flying pizza in space? What will they think of next!

Joel Schimek

"Probe to humpbacks of notre dame: can you hear me?"

Joel Schimek

"Raindrops keep falling on your heads"

Joel Schimek

"I'm having a whale of a time"

Stuart Ferguson

Special discounts at Quack's Bar: Deep Sev Nine

Joel Schimek

"Water, water everywhere..."

JC

Help, a giant pizza is chasing me!

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