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This week: Executing Measly! When Measly was sentenced to death for falling on some flowers, the only thing more perplexing than the arbitrary law was the Enterforaprize crew's determination to save him!


Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek TV Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline was written by the little red caboose. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and Punchlines of the Day.


wt

Can it wait a second, I'm going to get party hats

+PsychoPat+

Well?!! I aint getting any younger you know.. hurry up man!

Quonous

Parting is such sweet sorrow. But in this case, it's just sweet.

LeadHead

The next time you tear me away from a cup of Earl Grey tea it better be something important!

LeadHead

Thats what the senior staff has been saying all year.

LeadHead

This could be the beginning of a Beautiful friendship.

Shargenka

If only I could beleive that were true...

Gil

Fine. I'll put up a passive resistance, but really, we don't want him either.

Yorgi

Just be glad they didn't catch you relieving yourself on that tree.

Yorgi

Never before, in the history of the Federation, has the Prime Directive been so useful, to so many, who dislike you.

Keith

Computer, freeze program. I want to savour the moment.

Josh Devenere

Cool, we've been trying to find a legal way to do that for years

Leander

Un-make him so!

Rain

Promises, promises.

Bill Harris

Unfortunately, that damned reset botton will bring him back!

Cinga

The Federation could learn from you.

Eskiebear

Oh Pleeeease. Like I could be that lucky.

Dan

And they said there wasn't a God

Darth Supershadow

Because of a few stupid flowers...? Great idea!

Darth Supershadow

Yes, that tripping gag worked.

Darth Supershadow

As captain, I take full respon- What am I saying? Do us all a favor!

Rick Hay

Kill Measly?! Hah! Over HIS dead body!

Rick Hay

Pardon me! I wasn't aware you had a leash law on this world!

Rick Hay

Well EXCUSE ME, for not seeing the no pimple faced losers allowed sign!

Leander

That won't work. Believe me, we've tried.

Leander

Ssssst, for a minor we use the term "Put To Sleep".

frosthsky

Yeah yeah, just keep him off my bridge

MindMelda

Excuse me, I must go and console his mother.

MindMelda

You can't! The crew was saving that for my birthday!

PvM

You have my ship at your disposal.

Jack Hammerfist

Shakespeare was right-- killing all the lawyers worked!

G.B.A

This place just gets better and better!

G.B.A

It's about freakin' time!

Nigel St. Buggering

Well, tough break, Measly, Prime Directive and all that...

erik

This is what I call flower power.

erik

Are you crazy? We're saving that for sweeps.

chris

If only we had geraniums on the Enterforaprize...

DMJ

Oh come on! If it was that easy we'd have finished him off years ago!

Bobby

*Sniff* And to think that I never believed in miracles

Heléne Holm

Suddenly, the Prime Directive starts making sense.

Garlonuss

Well, you'll get no argument from me.

Mazotti Jordan, Green Lantern of Sevspace

In a situation like this, there is only one thing I can do... Sell Tickets!

Standback

I'm afraid I can't allow that. Unless it involves boiling oil.

MindMelda

Note to self: Send Tryhard down to pick flowers...

Mav

He sat in my chair: little ticked. He stole my spotlight saving the ship; slightly peeved...T. Falls on the flowers...The line must be drawn here!

ggb

Two Crunchers down, one to go.

AT

By all means!

Bishop

We should have come here a long time ago!

P-feif

Pinchard to Enterforaprize, never mind about stageing that little accident!

Lord Fledrinnian

I guess this culture isn't as backwards as we thought...

Lord Fledrinnian

Ah.. a culture to die for....

SOC

Good luck - we've been trying to kill him for years!

Brandon Tanner

Is that a threat, or a promise...

Mark

You planet's admission to Sev Fleet has now been approved!

P-feif

I'll hold him down for you.


Well get on with it! I haven't got all day you know!

Shargenka

I believe the words "Zippidy doo da!" come to mind.

Shargenka

No...no... you can't... Well we tried. So long Measley!

Flagg

If that ticks you off, I know someone who took out an entire forest!

Lord Fledrinnian

When life gives you lemons........

Lord Fledrinnian

There is a God!!!!

Lord Fledrinnian

Opportunity knocks!

Lord Fledrinnian

A captain's choices should always be this easy!

Lord Fledrinnian

Heavenly, I have some good news and ...er... well no bad news!

Lord Fledrinnian

Looks like I will finally choose to obey the PC directive!!!

Lord Fledrinnian

Is that all it takes? We could have gotten rid of him years ago!!!

Dark Diana

Measly! Why didn' t you do that a season before?!

AmOeBa

What makes you think YOU'LL succeeed where the entire multiverse has tried and failed?

Green_Lantern1

Be my guest, we've been trying for years.

Emily

Can you do that to the olsen twins too?

MindMelda

Enterforaprize, have Reg Barfly beamed down with a banana peel!

Elim

Nice try, but I tried that already. Three times!

T'Duh

I knew it! This *is* paradise.

Luigi Novi

Get in line, ya hippie!

N-crypter

Trust me you dont want to see him in a thong.

Borg Comedy Drone

Measley, the Prime Directive prevents me from helping you, as does your personality

Jos Litjens

Go ahead, make my day!

oxYgen

We've only been here so shortly and you already know him?

Pizman

Transploder room one, beam Counselor Tryhard about a meter and a half above that flower bed...

Pizman

Transploder room, beam down the senior crew and several tubs of popcorn.

Patrick van Vliet

Make it so, make it so, make it so (sing-along with Let It Snow by Dean Martin!)

Nodrog_CRC

This action may lead to a massive letter write-in campain... of thanks!

Nodrog_CRC

Yay! I'm as giddy as a school girl!

Nodrog_CRC

Measly's broken OUR rules... he's gotten grass stains on his uniform!

cap10rob

I'll get the rope, stick and blindfolds.... Its gonna be a Measly Pinyata

cap10rob

You can't put him to death with your primative weapons!! Here's a phizzer!

cap10rob

Oh well you know that Wacky Prime Directive.. Can't do a thing about it.

Ashley

Take our counselor too.

Ashley

You sure you don't want to torture him?

Ashley

Take our Measly... please.

John Fallon

Pick a number and wait in line.

sherwell

Sorry, you can't do that. We had dibs on him first.

Petréa Mitchell

And not a moment too soon!

Colin

You don't think we haven't tried already?

Colin

Mind if I bring a date?

§Sean§

You'll get no hassle from me..

Deja Vu

Right. So why are you here wasting your time talking to ME?

Rat Boy

Hey, we'll cover execution expenses!

Deja Vu

Well, rules are rules...

T'Bonz

Looks like you're ready for entry into the Severation after all!

Deja Vu

Why do you think we pushed him?

T'Bonz

God bless the prime directive!!

T'Bonz

Gives new meaning to "pushing up daisies"

T'Bonz

Works for me!

T'Bonz

You two are definitely Sevfleet material!

Deja Vu

Finally, a sevilization which thinks like I do.

Tim M.

Don't tease me.

Tim M.

What are you waiting for?

Steve Jung

I wish we'd thought of that.

Chris

I call executioner!

Seanith

May I?

Mike Howell

Cruncher! Get up off those pansies and take it like a man.

Mike Howell

Let me get you a Phizzer!

Mike Howell

Oh, boy! It's like Christmas and the Fourth of July all in one!

Mike Howell

If you need, our doctor can synthesize a potent neurotoxin!

Ryyn

Make sure you actually kill him, you wouldn't believe how well the little bugger can play dead!

David Kendrick

It's about time someone did!

Saff

And there was much rejoicing!

Derek

So THIS is Barfly's program 9!

Derek

No wonder this is the most popular hollowdeck program on the ship!

Derek

Looks like I'm having that wonderful dream again!

Derek

Pickhard: I'm sorry Measly, the PC directive... Measley: That never stopped you before! Pickhard: Um...

Derek

Break out the noisemakers!

Derek

You can't do that! Sure, he's pompous, a showoff, a brainiack, a captain's pet, and all-around annoying as all get-out, but... Come to think of it, nevermind.

Will

well...can't fight the PC Directive...

Allronix

A trial by fandom, then?

T'Rowa

I agree. He's killed at least three of those lovely petunias.

T'Rowa

Finally! A way to get rid of the little brat without some way for his mother to save him!

T'Rowa

I'd say, "Go ahead, and please make it messy," but it would ruin my chances with his mother.

David Johnston

Oh that darn Prime Suggestion! If only I could bend it! Bye Measly.

Cybermoose

You mean that? Don't joke about something this good.

Cybermoose

Need a hand?

Ann E. Nichols

My crew will be happy to suggest methods.

Ann E. Nichols

And a galaxy rejoices.

Finder the Bard

No argument here.

Ann E. Nichols

Permission Granted!

David Moyle

Sounds Reasonable.

Gul Teral

No way. Without him the Sev fans would have to find someone else to hate. And that could be me.

Gul Teral

If there is any way we can help, don't hesitate to ask.

The Great Wizzard

(singing) No Measly no cry! No Meas-ly no cry...

Chris Forman

How dare you! .... Oh all right then

DarkBlade

All we ask is that you make it painful!

Michael Kraft

It can't be done. God knows I've tried.

Emily

really? that's all it took?

The Penguin Weekly

If I knew this was going to happen, I would have pushed him myself.

Doggy Spew

Finally, a legal way to get rid of him.

Shinigami

Look, if we don't save him we won't have a smug moral message at the end.

Doggy Spew

Time for the Pinchhard Manoeuvre ! Enterforaprise , 1 to beam up and after that, Warp 9,9 the heck out of here.

Shinigami

Ok, but I'm not paying for the damaged flowers!

Spiner

Pinchard to Enterforaprize: Beam down one bag of popcorn!

Farnell

Finally the Prime Directive makes things easier!

Brian

You will be receiving a thankyou car... er... strong letter of protest from Sevfleet!

MJ

Thank God, I thought I'd have to push him into flowerbeds all day!!!

div

All right, just send his com badge back

Thorongil

I have 450 officers & crew willing to help.

Pizman

May I suggest death by airlock?

Pizman

Make sure it's a painful one.

Keith

Here, borrow my phizzer.

Luigi Novi

Number One, prepare the barbeque!

Luigi Novi

Great! We can use that flower bed as his grave! Measly, get a shovel and start digging!

Luigi Novi

Captain's Log, stardate 41255.6. I think I'm gonna like this planet....

Luigi Novi

My god, Number One, you didn't tell me the people on this planet had SUPERIOR intelligence!!

Luigi Novi

Whoa, this planet is REALLY enlightened!!

Borg Comedy Drone

Measley, you've done it again, we go to a perfectly peaceful world, and you make them want to kill you.

Art DeBuigny

At last! You have accomplished what my exploding consoles could not!

Art DeBuigny

Excellent. Transploder room, one to beam up.

Bill Harris

Prepare to be overwhelmed... by volunteers for the firing squad.

Freilicher

You know, my ship's counsellor was littering this afternoon!

ScottE Bemeup

As a gesture of good faith, I offer my services as the executioner.

MindMelda

Please don't tease us, if you're going to do it, do it now!

André Gatien

Is there anything I can do to help?

Rejected by the Borg

Pinchard to Enterforaprize. I need a camera, we have a Kodak Moment coming up!

frosthsky

Finally! A truly civilized people!

frosthsky

Our Prime Directive does not let us interfere. You're on your own Measly

Alex Lampe

I like your rules!

evay

Hmm... if push Tryhard, can I get a two-for-one deal?

Trevor Raggatt

It's tempting, but what'll I say to Heavily over coffee tomorrow?

4of7

Agreed.

Bad Atom

Don't just stand there! Execute him already!

The Penguin Weekly

Remind me to promote Number One for pushing Measly.

The Twonky

I dunno. . .I think putting Measley in one of your Band-Aid costumes would be punishment enough.

Doggy Spew

Well, get on with it already !

The Great Wizzard

(grave voice) I'm sorry Measly, but (serious voice) we've all have to obey (neutral voice) the local rules and (restraining laughter) there's nothing I *muffled snigger* can do for you to *hi hi hi* save you life... Bwu-ha-ha-ha-HA-HA-HAR!

The Great Wizzard

Sorry kid. A rule is a rule is a rule. Woo-Hoo!

Jimbo Jones

Not while there's a hair on my head....

Shlamko

II'll tell it gently to the crew... We don't need rampaging clelbrations right now.

Trevor Raggatt

I know I'm going to regret this but....I can't allow that.

The Great Wizzard

This is Science-Fiction. Make sure he stays dead!

aussietrekker

....join the queue!

dettus

YAHOO... i mean... oh no...

The Great Wizzard

I demand a formal death certificate and if possible a tape of the execution.

just

Make it so.

imq2u

Now why didn't I think of that......

imq2u

You get no arguement from me

The Great Wizzard

May I throw he first stone?

The Great Wizzard

The best thing is that the PC directive forbids me to intervene...

Rejected by the Borg

According to our PC Directive, we won´t intervene. (Whispering) Thank you, the check will be beamed down immediately.

Rejected by the Borg

Whatever, whatever. As long as we don´t have to take him back...

Rejected by the Borg

Flower Power is obviously underrated!

Jim McNamara

My "red shirt" plan worked.

JC

Hey, who says you need a reason?!

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