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This week: Barfly rescuing Forager! An unlikely hero for Forager is the neurotic Lieutenant Barfly. Just why is he so obsessed with bringing them back to Earth?.


Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek TV Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline was written by Trevor Raggatt. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and Punchlines of the Day.


Dak (Formerly known as Kahless)

It's a little trick I learned from Ten out of Ten: Go where the cameras go!

Winger

The Doctor might be the only one approving my pathology for holograms...

Winger

They can replicate shuttles endlessly!

Eskiebear

There's a babe on board that I must let Assimilate me.

POC

I have to save the public from this torture.

Joel Schimek

Got Bored?

Joel Schimek

10 out of 10...sorry, the "Goddess of Empathy" thing doesn't do anything for me anymore

RealmMan

They'll make me appear to have a personality by comparison

Haggis

Because they are the only people in Sevfleet that don't view me as a giant spider

Echo

I'm hoping it will impress you enough to go out with me.

erik

Because next to those nuts, I look almost sane!

erik

Because Parasite is the only man in the galaxy who spends more time in the holodeck than I do!

erik

Reg: Lt. Parasite borrowed the last copy of Program 9, and I want it back!

SmallFlower

10 of 10 is scripted to hook up with me in the final episode and I can't wait!

Allronix

About 200 surviving Maquis crew with an average bounty of 5000 credits - do the math!

MindMelda

Finally, a ship where I can indulge my hollowdeck addiction and get promoted!

Elf

YOU said something about coming down to earth...

Leander

I could use the extra hollow space.

Stacy Duke

Hello! Do the words "Obsessive-Compulsive" mean anything to you, *Counselor*?

Corsair

Ten out of Ten, WooWoo!

T'pek

Who said anything about getting them back... I'm trying to create a gigantic blackhole right near them!

T'pek

I am the obsessed character, remember?

Lea

I'm hoping to score a perfect Ten!

Avalon

It's true. Men prefer blonds.

Mike Howell

Have you seen that 10 of 10 chick? I've always got along with computers better than people!

Cmdr. Solomon

I want Ten back, BEFORE she discovers real clothes.

Stakemaker

Captain Pickhard needs an emergency hair transplant...and gainweight is his only hope!

Daniv

It keeps us both in a job.

Ashley

Aren't you the one who can read minds?

Elf

Unlike you, I want to be useful once in my life.

Elf

YOU said I needed a hobby.

Scott McClenny

At least their Captain has hair and drinks a REAL drink!

MindMelda

Measley Cruncher and I want Kneelix to join our organization. Pathetic and Annoying Characters Anonymous.

Graeme

I've annoyed everyone in this quadrant. I need some fresh blood.

Graeme

I just can't get my leola root stew right and i need Kneelicks's help!

Trevor Raggatt

They've got at least four crew members less charismatic than me!

T'Bonz

Admiral Parasite will promote me for getting his son home!

T'Bonz

Two words - Fair Haven!

NateDog00

If I save them, I'm a shoe-in for the fifth series!

kathrin

I want the hollow doctor’s emitter because I met this hollow girl.

Mark

Would you rather have me fix another part of the ship?

Mark

I like things as lost as I am.

Jim

I can't believe I've found a ship full of people more insecure than I am.

Q wannabe

Well, with Kneelicks here, I won't be the most annoying guy on Earth any longer!

Elim_Garak

I want to see the paint on ten dry

The Preacher

Lets just say Resistance is Futile

P Swayne

I'll give you ten out of ten guesses!

Caunselor Tara Lee

The sooner they get back, the sooner I'll get to star in the next spin off.

Polgara

I need friends and I've already annoyed everyone in the Alfalfa Quadrant.

Polgara

Research - I'm writing a paper on "Catsuits - An Enduring Theme in Sevfleet".

Genie

Er...there's this hot Bored ba...uh...I mean...they really want to come back!

Scott McClenny

Are you kidding?They're even more dysfunctional than me!

MindMelda

Sev Fleet is interested in their self-replicating scuttlecrafts.

Jim McNamara

All the women in this quadrant have rejected me.

John Ma

I want to try all thier holodeck programs: Janeway's Da'Vinci, Tom Paris' Pool Hall and Captain Proton, Tuvok's Marquee Mutiny, and Fair Haven.

John Ma

They are my last hope of finding my first friends.

John Ma

The doctor is my hero, I want to be just like him. (So I can live in the holodeck forever)

kathrin

All good shows come to an end others get cancelled!

essayg

I've modified some nanoprobes to make Ten "comply".

Mr. Memo

If I don't, by the time they get back, all we'll get is re-runs.

Mr. Memo

They've got someone who looks better in a catsuit.

Mr. Memo

I want KneeLicks as my counsellor now.

Mr. Memo

Let's see... Female captain, female engineer, female stellar cartographer...

the giraffe

I've detected seventy new life forms in their kitchen.

the giraffe

Seven isn't only the number of legs on a crippled spider.

RainStrom

The women on board outnumber the men. Good odds!

P-feif

AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! I swear it has nothing to do with 10 out of 10!

P-feif

They're breaking the PC Directive too much. They must be stoped!

P-feif

We need a sample of Gainweights hair to advance our farcefield technology.

P-feif

Can't you read my mind? Are you really that useless?

Cmdr. Solomon

Their ship has the only bathroom in the galaxy.

Twister Sister

Forager needs to have here 60,000 light service and its already way overdue.....

AT

I thought that if a hologram could learn to live with humans, he could teach me a thing or two!

katnipk

The show needed ratings and I needed a job.

MindMelda

I left my hollowdeck vacation program on their computer!

P Swayne

They're the only people more out of touch than me.

Ruth (from Canada)

So I'm no longer the most pathetic Sev Fleet member in the Alfalfa Quadrant.

Jack Hammerfist

Since I always screw up, I figure it'll keep them AWAY!

Jack Hammerfist

Sevfleet put me on it since I never get anything right!

Jack Hammerfist

Compared to them, I'll seem less annoying!

Nobody

Where else in the universe might I be able to find some one desperate enough to date me?

CJ

Because they have the only known holographic mobile emitter in the galaxy!

AmOeBa

Won't they be surprised when my wormhole takes them the other direction.

Tod Lackey

Can you think of a better way to end this series?!

Shlamko

It's by last, best hope for screentime!

Nodrog_CRC

They accidently left with my private holodeck programs.

Sheepy99

Hey, what is it that you do around here anyway?

Will Watson

The only people who ever liked me were holograms. Maybe the doc will like me.

Sheepy99

Ever heard of Screen Time?

Madison Square Ted Rebo

It keeps me off the Hollowdeck. No, wait, this is the Hollowdeck!

Lt. Balok

I wanna stop the serie before heading for a rating desaster!

Ragin' Cajun

they're the only people in the universe more dull than me!

Elim

Because with their level of fantasy technobabble I won't need a holodeck.

Phantom 162

They've got the only girls that haven't rejected me yet.

Mandella

They've captured a borg drone that I'm dying to...interrogate.

Mike Cass

Because your only an 8 and I want a Ten!

Ellis

Just trying to be useful. You should try it sometime.

Ellis

I gotta get to Gainweight before that *Chocolatay* guy does.

Ellis

It's a new therapy for my holodeck obsession: get totally obsessed about something real, yet unattainable.

Ellis

All the holoprograms in the world won't beat the chick-potential on that thing.

Ellis

Sshhyeaah...Did you *see* the crew roster?

Ellis

Are you kidding me? I have about 147 hours of "A Briefing with Kneelicks" to catch up on!

Adam

Must have new toy!

Cpt Thomas

Ten doesn't have a boyfriend yet - I still have a chance

Derek

I'm sorry, even YOU can't compete with Ten out of Ten.

Derek

They're lonely, I'm lonely... "Birds of a feather"...

missvulcan

Four words: Ten out of Ten.

missvulcan

If you thought I had no life on the Enterforaprize...

Cpt Thomas

I left one of my Hollowdeck programs there while installing the EMH

P-feif

Sev Fleet weapons development wants to check out Kneelick's cooking, to use against the Bored.

P-feif

The holo doc is going to introduce me to some cute holo chicks.

P-feif

Sev Fleet medical wants the holo doc's Borg enhanced breast enlargement technology.

P-feif

I'm not, I'm trying to find a way to send you to them. Just a little favour for Piker.

P-feif

The Hollow Doc is the only one that I can relate to.

P-feif

The Hollow Doc and I really get along, He's like that father that I never had.

Fraxinea

Let's just say my hair line's receding but my reputation proceeding.

kathrin

Well, more screen time for me!

OptimalOp

Everyone needs a hobby.

Brandon Amaro

They're like me, lost and waiting to be found!

Ann E. Nichols

I want to see Piker's face when he sees me bringing Ten to theSev Fleet Ball.

Ann E. Nichols

Pinchard'll pin a medal on me if I get him a date with Janeway.

Ann E. Nichols

The Robinsons want exclusive rights to being lost in space.

OptimalOp

If I can't get out of this pidgeonhole, I might as well make myself at home, baby!

OptimalOp

All my good Holodeck programmes are on it!

div

That Kneelicks just cracks me up

Lt. Cmdr Taev

Who wouldn't want that borg woman back?!

Ego Atenji

A ship that treats a hologram like a living crewmember must be the perfect place for me.

T'Bonz

I promised my cat she could meet Kneelicks!

T'Bonz

If it returns within this year, I win 1000 bars of gold-pressed latinum!

Delta Flyer

Tomb Parasite owes me 5 bucks!

The Great Wizzard

You're not MY counsellor any more. I have "Counsellor Ten" now.

The Great Wizzard

It's that or back to my hollowdeck addiction...

The Great Wizzard

They have the only copy of "Program Nine"

Rabbit

I think I left my wallet in the holo-matrix.

Allronix

Sev Fleet put a bounty on all those Maquis crew members

evay

Oh, it's just this week's excuse to get you to visit me.

Elmo

Have you SEEN Ten?!?!

evay

Parasite borrowed his dad's keys before they left, and the Admiral still can't get into his car!

evay

So Barf can join the crew before the show ends.

evay

It could be a 35-year job -- talk about job security!

evay

So I can stand next to Tomb. His hairline is receding even faster than mine.

T'Bonz

They have a state-of-the-art holodeck!

Chris Hartnett

Two numbers: 7 and 9

Farnell

Let's just say I'll get ten out of ten for effort...

JC

Oh... just ten out of ten reasons!

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