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Freaking out Zephyr Cockroach! When the inventor of Warped Drive meets time travellers from the future to find out he changes history, he reacts like any historical legend would - by freaking out.
|These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek TV Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline
was written by Bishop. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the
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I explained gravity induction toilets to him.
We drank the last of his alcohol.
I told him what a legend he became... after the accident.
That he has to invent the inertial daipers or every bone will be crushed during a warpdrive!
I told him how Soilent Green is made.
I said Squatty could easily out drink him.
I said that Tryhard was reading his mind last night
I just asked him what he knew about pig farming
"The future of the galaxy depends on you!"
I just told him that instead of rock and roll on the next flight you'd play your trombone
I just told him he had to say that cheesy "some kind of star trek" line
Actually, He just saw you and ran!!
He asked about royalties, and I told him the Severation doesn't use money.
try to stay sober for your fligth tommorow
No one paid any money for warped drive
You're his great-great-great-great grandchild.
He asked how time-travel worked-- so I told him!
I explained time-travel in full detail!
Well, I kinda told him we have his preserved in a jar. What? I felt he needed to know!
"Show me how to run at warpspeed."
I explained that modern warp drives all depend on our magical fairy friends.
I mentioned that we'd replaced his bar stock with synthehol.
I just mentioned he'd live to meet Captain Quirk.
That inventing warped drive won't make him rich. No money in the 24th century!
"That'll do, pig."
I told him he'd end up with a Babe.
I told him Tequila was outlawed in two years.
I said he created the futursitic hell of the 22nd Century - the Splice Girls
Nothing. He just saw this uniform....
I just mentioned what cadets do to his statue on April Fool's.
That Troi's half-alien.
I must have let the plot slip
Just about the PC directive!
That everyone in the future's just like us!
He bet his fortune that warped drive wouldn't work!
Just that we're all here thanks to him!
Just how he creates our wonderful ship and crew!
I was only kidding about the wasp on his shoulder!
Just how he ends up marooned with an amorous ghost!
Only that thanks to him, the entire galaxy got to enjoy Brittany Spears' music.
Lets see...Vulcan scouts, borg, massive federation of planets, all relies on him.... Nothing much.
I was only joking when I said that Beta was going to betray us and kill us all seconds before we go to warp.
I told him he was admired by a lot of people. He said "Cute Chicks?" and I said "Uh...well...not exactly females."
Told him that the Bored were in space.. he doesn't wanna be a pilot any more...
I just said he was a man of great statue...
I told him how we take a leak in the 24th century!
How much latinum a dish of vacuum-desiccated Zephyr Cockroach would be worth on the fungi futures exchange.
That he can't drink in space!
I told he'd had to go to a convention!
I told him about the Prime Directive!
I said that he needs to increase his technobable abilities if he's going to be in this movie!
There are a lot of exploding consoles on his ship.
We discussed whether to beam or not to beam...
I didn't say anything, he just REALLY needed to pee
I told him what life is like in our century!
He said i had beautiful eyes...so i showed him one
What? the guy IS pretty ugly!
non compos mentis
he burned on re-entry
We work for no pay
That we were going to vapourize him if he didn't succeed, I thought it would be funny!
That we all get through life without chemical/liquor enhancements!
In the future all the Booze is phoney!
I told him about Measly.
that ELVIS is really dead
Only that alcohol wont be alowed on starships.
I told hime the Pokemon craze never dies out.
I told him there's no beer in the future.
I was trying to teach him the Velcron salute,,, he just broke a couple of fingers
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something about not needing money in the future....
I only told him that in three years he is going to be devoured by Tarkanian swamp spiders!
Got any daughters?
You'd think the inventor of the warped drive could take some technobable!
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I only asked him if he'd like to upgrade to Windows 2476!
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Resistance is futile!
I only said that with the invention of warped drive we would wind up as the most politically correct species ever to explore the universe
I only said that he was Weasly Cruncher's hero
Just that the director said he still has to do "the SevTrek line" in this movie
I just told him he'd win an oscar for playing second fiddle to a pig.
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