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Earthcentric Galaxy! Why is it every alien race seems so fascinated with Earth culture. Whether it be Klingoffs quoting Shakespeare or Velcrons poaching sayings from our times, humans sure seem to forcing their ideals on everyone else (hmm, must be all those annoying human sitcoms they export).


Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek TV Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline was written by Berlinghoff Rassmussen. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and Punchlines of the Day.


debra smith

and only his "plumbers" could go to Watergate.

TEFII

We humans also have a saying its " I getting to old for this $%@#"

T'Bonz

Nixon never had to eat gagh!

Trekmaster

Right. And the next thing you're going to say is, "Only Amelia Earhart could go to the Deltoid Quadrant". pfft

Bobby

Is that anything like *where ever you go,there you are*?

Bobby

Yeah, well that sounds like commie talk to ME mister

Mark

Great! Send him to Klingoff!

Mark

What does that have to do with the price of tea in... Oh, never mind!

Cmdr. Solomon

We humans have a saying as well, there once was a girl from Venus...oh wait...wrong saying.

Avalon

What will mine be? Only Quirk could die twice?

Captain Treklin

Well I ain't Nixon and I'm going nowhere.

Darth Supershadow

Kind of like our saying... "Only Zaroo can go to Nooglia."

Darth Supershadow

Can't any of you aliens be original?

Darth Supershadow

We humans have sayings to, but there original.

kathrin

What have Nixon and China to do with our mission?

Jack Hammerfist

Those ears really DO hear well!

Jack Hammerfist

Nice line, mind if we HUMANS use it?

Jack Hammerfist

Nix on that!

Jack Hammerfist

It must lose something in the translation!

Matt Atkins

Mr Spook do you even know who Nixon is, or where china is located

Avalon

Yes. And only Velcrons would care.

MindMelda

We humans have a saying too: Monkey see, Monkey do!

Griffin

And only politics can ruin this movie.

trekkerxphile

You had to deal with Nixon too?

trekkerxphile

Ever since Sev Trek Four he's been like this . . . .

Nick "Naraht" Frame

And We Humans have a saying "Live long & Prosper"..wait a minute...

The Penguin Weekly

Death obviously did not do much for your sense of humor.

The Penguin Weekly

You know, the universe is too Earth-centric . . . it should be more Quirk-centric!

Brian Behrens

We humans have a saying... "Live short and die."

Billy Arbco

You know, for someone who's spent most of his life insisting he wasn't human, you sure know a lot of Earth history.

Billy Arbco

Who the heck is Nixon? Remember, I'm the guy you had to remind who Khan was.

Billy Arbco

I have a saying too: "Go to Hell." Remember it.

Rabbit

And we humans have a saying about where Velcrons can go, too.

P Swayne

Then let Nixon go on this mission!

Trekmaster

If that's a Velcron phrase, then I'm an Andorian.

Jodocus

And only you could come up with such an obscure reference!

Nodrog_CRC

Spook, you shouldn't try colorless metaphors either.

Nodrog_CRC

Has absolutely nothing happened since Earth of the twenty-first centeury?


We Humans have a saying.... "What have you been smoking?"

jim

You're driving our adience up the Great Wal!

The Penguin Weekly

How about a real Velcron saying?

The Penguin Weekly

That doesn't sound very Velcron to me.

Willem Verhoef

We humans have one too: 'I don't care, I'm not going'

Bishop

I think I prefered you colourful metaphores more.

Zenkit

And to think it was only to "live long and prosper"!

Allan

Fascinating.

Wendee Rae

I also have a saying: Maybe Spook should go instead of me!

Ashley

So unverse does revolve around the Earth!

AT

You've been around humans too long, Spook.

Ann E. Nichols

What on earth does THAT mean?

Ann E. Nichols

Velcrons have tacky taste in cultural borrowings.

Anon

I have a saying too..."Bite me!"

Anon

Nixon was a Velcron? That explains everything!

Anon

At least it makes more sense than "Understanding is a three-edged sword."

Crazy Velcron

So, only beings with big noses and huge ears can visit China?

Capt. Bob.

What next? Shakespeare as A Klingoff Writer?

Guilherme Silva

Please Spook, turn off the unisev translator

Guilherme Silva

Spook, this is soooo 20th century....

OptimalOp

We humans have a saying, too. "Shut your ugly trap!"

Bob-Clo-Cli-Mar

And we humans have a saying... "Shut up, Spook!"

T'Bonz

That reminds me....don't use the good china!

T'Bonz

But bad boys go everywhere!

MindMelda

That's right, Rub our noses in it!

TEFII

We humans have a saying, " Copyright infringement".

Maria Spano

...yeah, and look what happened to him!!!!

Dougyo

Velcrons rip us off all the time!

Dougyo

We humans have a saying..."Only the dissidents of Surak can go to Romulus"!

Buckwheat

We humans have a saying..."Only Clinton could get away with it!"

Allronix

Nixon also said he wasn't a crook.

Corsair

So. Nixon WAS a Velcron!!!

Corsair

We humans have a saying: Only Velcrons live in the Past.

The Great Wizzard

I hope you Velcrons know how Nixon ended.

Trevor Raggatt

Great, first the Klingoffs reckon they wrote Shakespeare and now Nixon was President of Velcron...

Trevor Raggatt

We humans have a saying, "Eat my corset...er...shorts..."

Trevor Raggatt

We humans have a saying, "Never trust man with forked ears"

Trevor Raggatt

We humans have a saying too..."Only Clinton can..."...er...never mind!

Trevor Raggatt

We humans have a saying too..."Can it!"

Trevor Raggatt

We humans have a saying too..."Only Velcrons can talk out of bottom!"

Shlamko

No wonder then you've ebolished politics a millenia ago!

Berlinghoff Rassmussen

The powerful Velcron intellect strikes out again!

Berlinghoff Rassmussen

We humans have a saying "The over-talkative Velcron goes out the airlock"

Berlinghoff Rassmussen

We humans have a saying "If it moves, shoot it; If it grows, cut it down." You're moving.

Leander

Are you sure that's a velcron saying?

The Great Wizzard

I hope this will one day be replaced by "Only Quirk can go to the Amazonian Planet"

The Great Wizzard

Unfortunately, Nixon came back...

The Great Wizzard

I prefer "Guezz who'z coming forr dinner..."

Joona Palaste

Who needs China when you have planets with weird-looking alien babes?

kathrin

I rather go to China instead of having a dinner with a bunch of angry Klingoffs.

kathrin

I have a saying to only idiots listen to Velcrons.

The Great Wizzard

Why are you comparing me to the most hated president of the US?

The Great Wizzard

And we have the saying "Only T'Fonzie can goto Milwaukee" but I don't see your point.

The Great Wizzard

Well, we on earth have the saying "I never had a sexual relationship with that woman"

JC

Man, that guy got around!

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