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This week: Snog loses a leg! This week looks at how Snog had to have his leg amputated (a sacrifice he had to make in the interests of character development).


Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek TV Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline was written by RealmMan. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and Punchlines of the Day.


Juan Deer

Snog: What are you, a doctor or a lumberjack?

Allronix

Quack: Told ya root beer rots your bones!

4 of 5

SNOG:awee c'mon, all the main characters come back from the dead and you can't save my leg? QUACK: great! less to sell when he dies...

Zenkit

Quack: Snog you should be grateful that you're able to profit from the sale of your remains

Zenkit

Amputations are a roaring trade on Ferenginar

Zenkit

Quack; Think of it as collateral...

Eric the Programmer

Quack: Hehehe..sevs him right!

E.J.

Quack: Problem is, the operation is so expensive, it'll cost you your other leg.

Zazu

Snog: Can't I pay with some Latinum???

Buckwheat (just couldn't resist!)

S: I want a second opinion! Q: OK, tou're ugly too!

Jack Hammerfist

Can't you just use some ear-tissue? I've got plenty!

Jack Hammerfist

So much for Sevfleet's medical plan!

Berlinghoff Rassmussen

S: Alright, I swear, I'll never look at Ezri again!

D.Kacinski

Quack:I wonder what the going rate for leg is today...

Lord Psi

Quack: "Can you give us half off?" Snog: "The Profits have forsaken me!"

just

Do I still get paid full salary ?

AP

Cut them both and give me a discount.

Avalon

What?! Aren't I short enough already?

nomis

Quack: Snog, at least you're not on your last leg!

David Roe

Quack: Fungi rule of requisition 999, never do business if you're legless

Scott Hamilton

Can get that "to go" Doctor? (said by Quack)

Trevor Raggatt

Snog: At least I can sell it. Quack: Think of it as a "nest-leg"

the MASK

Relax nephew. Character development is never cheap.

the MASK

Don't worry nephew. I'll sell you a new one. Doctor can I get this wrapped up ?

Captain Treklin

Quack: Don't worry Snog. I'll see to it that it gets a nice price on the market.

Ash

Just as long as I get a good price for it

Kenyar Jad

AHH! Can I at least sell it?

The Cute One

Are the ratings THAT bad?

SV

Snog: But I don't sell my body parts until after I'm dead!

Seeker

Snog: I though Starfleet was supposed to *build* character.

Bob Clemmons

Well, OK. As long as you don't pierce my ears.

Rider Pale

Well, screentime comes at a cost... at least you'll keep the arm, Nog!

Brandon Amaro

Snog: I hate to see what you do for a stubed toe.

rhea stone

wait, let me get my latinum out of my boot first

Maria Spano

Snog: Practicing Frontier Medicine I see!!

Ensign Crunchy

Wait, wait! How much is this going to cost me?

JoeRu

Quack: Cheaper than a Fungi doctor - they charge an arm AND a leg!

Scott McClenny

My character isn't in need of that MUCH development!

a guy

10 bucks says that he screams like a little girl.

Jan Vangeneugden

Cut it in slices, so i still can sell it

Chrystal

Quack: It'll be worth the effort for your caracter!

littlestar

Quack: I'll sell you one of mine!

littlestar

Quack: This'll be great for profit! I can see the slogan now: come to Quack's and get legless!

Matt

Snog "But I only came in with an ear ache"

Matt

Quark - "You get the family discount. Otherwise you'd be paying an arm and a leg for this."

Trekmaster

Whoa! The leg of the first Fungi in Sevfleet? It will fetch millions on the open market!

Ann E. Nichols

Why can't I have an inane plot development like everyone else?

khalas

Hey, I'm not dead yet! It won't give good profit.

P-feif

Snog: I don't care how hungry Barf is....

P-feif

Snog: All I did was ask Dux for a date.

Christopher A. Bayonet

Put Your Glasses on Before you Put that thing near me, I don't want to become Snogette

Some dude

Quack: Told you all that root beer would make you brittle.

imq2u

But I'm already shorter than the average Ensign!

Sevanonymous

When I asked you how much this would cost, I thought you were kidding!!!

T'Bonz

Snog: Always thought you'd get my arm and leg, Uncle!

T'Bonz

Snog: I told you not to sell him the Civil War medical holosuite program!

T'Bonz

Quack: NO refund on the dance lessons!

T'Bonz

Quack: NOOO!!! I'm not done selling ad space on the cast!

Mike Howell

I know my character's wooden, but a *hand saw*?

T'Bonz

Quack: Let's see, 100 slices of leg at 1 strip of latinum each...

T'Bonz

Quack: Get your vacuum-sealed, freeze-dried pieces of Snog here!

T'Bonz

Thank God it's not my ear!

Pill Snocker

Snog: Oh great, as if I wasn't short enough!

Pill Snocker

Snog: At least I'll have less toenails to trim.

Three-of-Seven

Snog:Is that necessary! Quack: He misses, I smell liability suit.

Matthew D. Wilson, aka Powers

Quack: Don't worry, my boy. We'll get a good price for it.

Theodore A. Moser

Quack: Desicated sev fleet leg remains, should fetch quite a chunck of latinum.

P-feif

Snog: Uncle Quack, I'll sell it to you for five bars of latenum. Quack: I'll give you ten if he cuts it off above the knee.

Nobody

Quack: Your lucky, if you still worked for me, I'd have to cut your pay acordingly.

The Penguin Weekly

Q: Fungi Rule of Acquisition #47: the smaller the pieces, the bigger the profit.

Allronix

Can't I at least SELL it?

The Penguin Weekly

S: Uncle! You can't let him to that! Q: Yes I can! And I'm getting double the profits!

The Penguin Weekly

S: Eeeeeeek! Q: Pssst . . . Bashful . . . here's an extra bar of latinum to sew his mouth shut.

The Penguin Weekly

Q: Domino war memorablia! Come and get it! Fifty percent off!

Tony

Snog: I joined to AVOID the kinda thing! Quack: Price ya pay for being an ensign!

Antti

Snog: WHY?!?! Quack: Don't worry. He's using the latest Sevfleet technology.

Bishop

Last time I rest my feet on a console!

Jorinda

Quack: I didn't need to be butchered to be an interesting character!

Martijn Takke

The Divine Treasury be praised! I thought you were going to say you had to cut off my allowance!

Zathras

Quack: we'll auction it off on Sev-bay

Doggy Spew

Aha, the old ``Costing an arm and a leg deal´´. Could we share the profit ?

The Great Wizzard

Snog: Of course. Promotion from "Ensign" doesn't come for free

MindMelda

Quark: Great, one more useless relative!

MindMelda

Snog: Hey, I'm vertically-impaired enough as it is!

Corsair

Snog: But I haven't paid it OFF yet!

Shlamko

That's the last time I'll hold the dart board!

Shlamko

Quack: And they call ME quack!

Darth Supershadow

Ok, just leave a little around the edges.

P Swayne

Quack: Hurry, Doc, before the market for Fungi meat falls!

P Swayne

Quack: Hurry up, Doc! I have a customer waiting at the bar!

The Great Wizzard

Quack: I claim dibs on selling it!

ScottE Bemeup

Thank the Profits, I thought you were going for an ear!

Will Etienne

Rule of Aquisition #42! Nothing REALLY costs an arm and a leg!

Leander

Quack: Selling your body already, Snog?

The Great Wizzard

Snog: I didn't expect they'd take "character building" THAT literally

Trevor Raggatt

Snog: Typical, I make it through over 70 episodes and then in the last series.....

Trevor Raggatt

Snog: THere must be another way to remove the plaster!

Trevor Raggatt

Snog: But Doctor, I'm very attached to it

Trevor Raggatt

Snog: Errrr...I'd like a second opinion. Quack: You're annoying and he's going to cut your leg off.

Trevor Raggatt

Snog: Typical, I make it through the whole series and then in the last episode.....

Trevor Raggatt

Bashful: This'll hurt me more than it hurts you...or was it the other way round?

Cybermoose

It'll grow back, right?

Trevor Raggatt

Q: Since you joined Sev Fleet you're not half the FUngi you used to be!

grazum

Quack: And it will cost you an arm

Morgan

Quack: Every Cadet should be legless at least once before they graduate.

Plain Simple

Snog: No, don't!! For the uniform.. please undress me first.

Plain Simple

Quack: dry it, sell, make profit, be happy

Wendee Rae

Snog: But I'm too cute to limp!

Wendee Rae

Quack: Don't worry, I'll have it ground up and vaccum sealed in no time!

T'Duh

Quack: It'll cost ya.

Bobby

I know the writers wanted to develop my character a little more but couldn't they think of something a little less violent,like an unhappy romance or something?

Lordy

Snog: At least it better than what happens to most ensigns..

Lordy

Snog: Hey I`d know I said I`d give an arm and a leg to join Sev Fleet, but it was just an expression!

Lordy

Quack: Rule of Accuisition #345 - Klingoffs will eat anything you sell them!

Lordy

Quack: Dont worry - we can sell it for profit!

009

Snog: Want to buy some shoes?

JC

Quark: Dibs!

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