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This week: Galactic relatives! This week looks at the infamous episode that revealed that all aliens are related from the same genetic stock, hence explaining why they all look the same apart from a few facial bumps.


Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek TV Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline was written by Chris. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and Punchlines of the Day.


Allronix

Klingon: You lie! Picard: Christmas shopping is going to be difficult.

The Cute One

P: Quirk has gone way too far this time!

qtzar

P: Looks like I'll have to buy even more SevTrek cards to send this christmas

Nuri

Klingon: this is a dishonour. Pickhard: I might say a disaster

Caballero Verde

Pinchard: I knew inbreeding could cause defects, but this?!

Janak

yeah yeah...all that genetic mumbo jumbos great and all, but can it give me my hair back?

Riakou

Yuk, your kidding, related to spoon head, corrugated cardboard head, and ridiculously violent pointed ear freaks!

Juan Deer

Random: "I want to go home." "Are we there yet?" "He hit me." Pickhard: "Oh, the joys of siblings."

Closet Trekky

Prove it, apart from the resemblance between you and Pinchard!

Bad Atom

Klingoff: What now, a group hug? Pinchhard: Indeed not!

Sesspit

Picard: Please tell me it's April 1st?

Adam

Pinchard: Yes, we're four grumpy old men!

Adam

Klingoff: How insulting! Pinchard: I see I got the good looks

CollegeGal98

Carsalesman--Why do I feel this overwhelming urge to make a relationship between my fist and her mouth ?

SciFi Girl

Great, turns out the universe is one big, unhappy family reunion.

FrostHsky

Klingoff: Today is a good day to die. Pinchhard: Take off that mask Cue! I'm tired of your sick jokes!

Peter Walczak

Pinchard: THERE ARE 4 OF US!

Jesse Shearer

Klingoff: Then how come half of us have no forehead lumps and Pinchhard has no hair? Pinchhard: I'm adopted.

Emily

Pickhard: Wow! we're all one big dysfunctional family!

Lonewolf

Klingoff: Rubbish, I'm not bald! Pickhard: I prefer the term "Hairly-challenged"

Cmdr. Solomon

Pinchard: We found the DNA and fell back. We put it together and fell back. Now they tell us we're all related. The Line must be drawn here!

T'Bonz

Evolution? More like de-evolution!

Jodocus

Well, that explains why we all speak perfect English!

gunnar

Pinchhard: So, anyone for a cup of Earl Grey, err... flavoured with a dash of Canard, a drop of Bloodwine and just a hint of Wrongulan Ale?

Eskiebear

Pinchard: Figures! The way we fight, it must be sibling rivalry.

Tel

C) But I have no brain K) and I have no heart W) and I have no courage. P) And my ruby slippers don't work !!!

USS Jamestown

Lingoff: that esplains my hair line. Pinchhard: I resemble that remark

Mark

Pinchhard: This is too PC, even for me!

Mark

Klingoff: Its time to reduce the herd.

Graeme Cartmell

Klingoff:Not to the Romulan Cowards! Pinchhard: Not to Wesley!

Ego Atenji

K: And this from a hologram with a shadow, P: The worst part is that I bear the closest resemlance.

Ben

So baldness is hereditory?

Seeker

Pinchard: In that case, MOM, we've got a few million years of allowance to discuss.

Jack Hammerfist

Picard: I'm gonna KILL that Quirk!

Jack Hammerfist

Klingoff: Who could have THAT many kids? Picard: I think I might know...

Trina

Klingoff - Today is a good day for it to die ! Ponchhard - Your phaser or mine !!!!

Jack Hammerfist

Klingoff: That's ridiculous! Picard: Actually it explains a LOT...

Jack Hammerfist

Klingoff: But SOME of us did better than others! Picard: Not from where *I* stand!

the little red caboose

Klingoff/ Well get ready for another round of family feud!

MindMelda

Carsalesmen: I'll die first! Klingoff: Sounds good to me! Wrongulan: I thought being related to the Velcrons was bad! Pinchhard: Things look bad for that big family Thanksgiving party!

Laughing Vulcan

Klingoff: So that explains our constant bickering!

Emily

Pickhard: Wow! your bald and I'm bald! I don't feel so alone anymore!

...the rich

Pinchhard: "well there's a paramount announcement!"

Lieutenant Saber

Klingoff: That would have been a lot more believable if you'd said that before we grew our forehead ridges.

Lieutenant Saber

Pinchhard: Is THAT why you Klingoffs are always quoting Shakespeare?

Harley Cat

Pinchard: Well you know what they say, you can pick your friends but you can't pick your relatives

Harley Cat

Pinchard: We'd better think about hiring the Gem Hoarders as security at the next family reunion

Kalahari karl

Pinchhard: What? But then how come I'm the only one with a smooth pate here!

Mazotti Jordan, Green Lantern of Sevspace

Klingoff: That's it. The Bald chick goes! Carsalesman: I'll go fetch a phizzer. Pinchard: I'll help you.

Lady Firebird

Klingoff: But we have different foreheads, Pinchhard: That's understandable: inbreeding.

shlomo

C:Just to check. You do mean our races are related and not just the four of us

Theodore A. Moser

Pinchhard: Ya, and next you're going to tell me that Cue is my fairy godfather

Erik Weimer

Klingoff - Impossible! You have no head bumps! Pinchard - That's because Klingoffs got them all.

Spindel

Wrongulan- Like the Vulcan's aren't bad enough!

Nodrog_CRC

Carsalesman: "I blame the founders!" Klingoff: "I blame my ancestors!" Wrongulan: "I blame the velcrons!" Pinchhard: "I blame lazy make-up artists."

Silver Windsurfer

Klingoff: I always hated family reunions

gunnar

(in Huey,Dewey and Louie fashion)C:You... K:...must... W:...be... P:...kidding!

Willem-Jan van Strien

That's impossible. Why do you think we all talk English

EvilDevil

Klingoff: This will make our wars more personal Pinchhard: i call to be her favorite...

Kathrin

Klingoff: Iíll need a blood wine! Pinchhard: Iíll need an earl grey!

Griffin

Klingoff:This is a dishouner I will not stand! Pinchhard: Dad, he's yelling again.

Griffin

All present: Helllooo Jerry Springer!

erik

Wrongulan: Does this mean I'm going to go bald? Pinchhard: I sense a bad case of sibling rivalry coming on.

Mark

Carsaleman: Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!

JDSandara

Pinchhard: We're all one big unhappy family.

T'Bonz

Pinchard: Hey guys, I won't tell anyone if you don't!

T'Bonz

Explains why we always fight!

Trevor Raggatt (Trev)

P: Well, at least you can choose your friends

Morgan

Pinchhard: At least now I know how to blame for my hairline.

Tyrrogan

Oh great! I travel halfway across the galaxy and I STILL can't get away from my relatives!

Unka Woofie

Pichhard: They forgot to break the mold.

Captain Treklin

Pinchhard: Well given the lack of hair follicles, I seem to be more closely related to you than the other three.

Ann E. Nichols

K: No way am I related to these LOSERS! P: We're not exactly breaking out the champagne, either.

Gregory Griffiths

Klingoff: If you guys were any other relatives, I would kill you where you stand!

MindMelda

Klingoff: I'm still not telling you why we have forehead ridges now! Pinchhard: This is one dysfunctional family!

Davis

Pinchhard: "Oh wonderful! I'm related to a scally Carsaleman, an old, bumpy headed Klingoff and a wrong Wrongulan! I need some Earl Grey..."

Rabbit

Pinchhard: This explains the dysfunctional get-togethers.

P-feif

Klingoff: Then why don't we get along. Pinchhard: Call it sibling rivelry.

I want to rock and roll all night, and Ted Rebo ev-er-y day

Klingoff: Tell it to Kahless, targ! Pinchhard: Yeah! Like I'd be related to you weirdos *Shirt tug* *Shirt tug*

Khalas

Pinchhard: Looks like we accidentally beamed down to The Galactic Soap.

Khalas

Klingoff: "Ridiculous, look at your forehead!" - Pinchhard: "Face it, you're my stepbrothers."

Sesspit

Picard: Scriptwriter... one sarcastic line please.

Liza Simonova (aslias sesspit)

Picard: Hey that's not fair! Why did the Klingoff get all the hair?

Liza Simonova

Picard: So baldness really DOES run in the family.

Wendee Rae

Pinchard: This is one family with a lot of black sheep.

Bishop

Pinchhard: Ah great they inherit bumps and pointy ears and I get baldness!

T'Bonz

Klingoff: Good..fights between siblings are always more fun.

T'Bonz

Klingoff: If he sings "We are the world", I will kill him! Pinchard: I'll help you!

Josue

K: Someone has finally seen through our cheap makeup! P: Next she'll reveal that none of us has ever left Earth.

Ravenid

Picard: We know. Kirk got around alot

ScottE Bemeup

Clingoff: Ewwwww. Severation Coodies! Pickhard: We're suffering from a severe case of sibling rivalry.

ScottE Bemeup

We have one thing in common. We all dislike you.

Sesspit

Klingon: And I thought romulans were bad. Romulan: and I thought Klingons were bad. Klingon again: What did you say? I'll kill you! Romulan again: Not if I kill you first! *grabs the Klingon's throat* Picard: The sad tale of a family... wait, that wasn't a Shakespere quote.. I'm loosing my touch! AGGGHHH *jumps off the cliff* Cardassian: Ah what the heck... Hey babe, wanna discuss this over dinner? Ship, two to beam up.

Trevor Raggatt

Klingoff: Blood wine is thicker than water! Pickhard: You've never drunk at Quack's!

Trevor Raggatt

Klingoff: Blood wine is thicker than water!

Trevor Raggatt

P: BLood's thicker than water. Klingoff: That could be checked!

Sesspit

Cardassian: Ok. From now on, our family ISN'T important to us anymore

Sesspit

Klingon: And I thought parents were bad

Sesspit

Klingon: In that case I'd like to sue my ancestors.

Trevor Raggatt

P: Explains a lot. Inlaws can be so embarrassing

Sesspit

Klingon: I want a refund.

Sesspit

Picard: Can we go home already?

Roy

Klingon: Did it say related? Picard: No, retarded.

Sesspit

Picard: So that's where my bad-hair genes come from

Trevor Raggatt

P: I never did get on with my family

Sesspit

Picard: So that's who's to blame for my lack of hair

Trevor Raggatt

P: Oh brother!

Trevor Raggatt

P: So the Federation's wars with the Romulans, the Klingoffs and the Carsalsesians are just sibling rivalry

Sesspit

Klingon: Please tell me the Fungi were adopted?

Trevor Raggatt

All: Mommy!!

Trevor Raggatt

Pickhard: You think its inter-galactic war - turns out to be a family feud!

Sesspit

Picard: Is it just me or are all my relatives terribly annying?

Trevor Raggatt

Pickhard: Yes, and my side of the family got the brains and the looks

Trevor Raggatt

Pickhard: Yes, family get togethers can be so embarrassing.

Roy

Damm, I demand a bloodtest!

Sesspit

Klingon: Well at least we're not related to Troubbles... I mean, we aren't, right?

Trevor Raggatt

Pickhard: I thought I was a galactic diplomat. Turns out it's just a family squabble

Sesspit

Pickhard: We're one big happy family... God I hate the political correctness

Joel Schimek

Pinchhard: Einstein already came up with the Theory of Relativity

The Penguin Weekly

K: Some prize. Kill her.

The Penguin Weekly

We killed our brethren for this?!?

The Penguin Weekly

C: We are not. K: Listen to the lady! We came halfway across the quadrant. R: Shut up bumpy head! P: Yup. One big happy family.

8 of 12

Don't expect a group hug!

'nise

klingoff: today is NOT a good day to visit the inlaws...

The Great Wizzard

Pickhard: It HAD to happen: Sev Trek is just another soap...

The Great Wizzard

Pickhard: From the hairstyles I believe I'm related to the Fungi...

test

They always say you can't choose your family

BitterAndy

Klingoff: What? We look nothing alike! Pinchhard: I think you've got something stuck on your head...

JC

Pinchhard: Well, don't expect me to be inviting you all to the family Christmas dinner!

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