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This week: Invincible Deltoid Flunker! Although Forager have destroyed about 30 scuttlecraft, the Deltoid Flunker has continued to avoid destruction, even taking on an entire Bored fleet and winning!


Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek TV Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline was written by Cmdr. Solomon. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and Punchlines of the Day.


Scott Harrison

We've never been able to get it out of the docking bay!

Eridanes

The writers needed a rival for Bologna - I wasn't up to it.

Eridanes

New idea - a love triangle, Tomb, Bologna and the Flunker!

Spacemania

Don't ask me, I'm not the one who keeps crashing them

Saffy

We coated the hull with Kneelicks' food - that stuff's indestructible

Sal

That's no silver hull. That's tens catsuit!

SEVerely inspired

"The moment they develop something with more sex-appeal, it's toast!"

danny

When the ratings plummet, so will it

The Fool

It's shields provide extra pro-trek-tion

The Fool

The same reason 10 wears those tight outfits: Grace of God

Eridanes

There's coffee in that craft!

SusieQ

because it's actually one big black box, the only thing that survives crashes.

EvilDevil

Commander would you like to join our scuttles test flies on bored space?

SEVerely inspired

"I guess the quantum flux generator induces a protective sevspace dispersion field... Or it's just lucky."

Luigi Novi

Because it's still in the SCUTTLEBAY, you moron.

Tyrrogan

Especially considering the way Parasite parks!

Vicki

Let's think....who was in command of every destroyed shuttle?

Graeme Lyon

The furry dice enhance its' shields.

Cmdr. Solomon

It's protected by the will of the DO. Do you dare to question the will of the DO? The DO must punish you!

Barry

Gainweight: "Shut up! We don't want to jinx it!"

Ellis

Don't your people have an "ancient legend" that might explain it?

erik

I let Torrid borrow my hair dryer to power the shield grid.

Elmo

We only take it out on the weekends

MOC

It's the only one with a rabbit's foot in the glove compartment

T'Bonz

Regenerative technobabble

OptimalOp

Because this is the only thing that brings in ratings, other than Ten's "storage nodes".

Sirrta

HEY ! I've got to bring at least ONE home !!

AT

I don't know. Why haven't you died yet?

Brandon

It's been hull is made of a special metal called plotholeium alloy.

AT

I told Tom that if he wrecked it, I'd lock him up with Kneelicks the rest of the way home.

AT

We put a "danger, unstable antimatter" sign on it, and it's been given a wide berth ever since.

Capt. Joe

That's not the original. It's the Deltoid Flunker-Z

Lord Jon

We remembered the shields this time.

Casper

Try romantically linking it to a main character, that ought to do it!

Amie Howell

Next to Ten out of Ten, it's the most interesting character we've got!

Peter Walczak

I didn't spill anything on the controls yet, that's why

Peter Walczak

Why don't you go fly around some bored cubes and we'll see what happens...

Jessica J.

Frankly, we ran out of "frequent shuttle miles" with you behind the panel.

imq2u

We need some way to trick the Ensigns into a false sense of security

Novah

Don't question the power of fuzzy dice.

Heléne Holm

Yeah, well, maybe we SHOULD have let Paris install styrofoam dice in the other shuttles too...

Gregory Griffiths

We brought on Gaby Cook as a creative consultant. Any item that can survive her testing can survive anything!

Jesse Shearer

And leave Tomb with the female characters again? No thanks.

Jesse Shearer

It has been. Several times. But Tommy Boy there keeps rebuilding it.

The Penguin Weekly

How else did you think we're going to get back to the Alfalfa Quadrant.

The Penguin Weekly

Remember that "ah coo chi moya" dance you did around it?

The Penguin Weekly

Why haven't you been demoted like all my other commanders?

The Penguin Weekly

Stop complaining, or you're going to take it for a test flight.

Brian Gorry

There isn't a place to stick the special effects firecracker

Mark F.

Scuttles are the ensigns of the spacecraft world!

Doggy Spew

The Deltoid Flunker is made of all the parts of the destructed scuttles that couldn´t be destructed, making this one undestructable .

Nodrog_CRC

Parasite replaced the explosive consoles with a joystick.

Nodrog_CRC

We're about to die from explosive decompression and you ask abot the SCUTTLE?

Nodrog_CRC

We took all the other scuttles' black boxes and used them to make the deltoid flunker. Those always survive crashes.

aurik

Because everytime we suggest it, our SFX gurus threaten to go on strike.

aurik

Because it's too sexy to blow up, to blow up...

Gerbel

Because unlike our other inexaustable supply of shuttles, we only have one Deltoid Flunker!

hejira

No. There is no way that I'm letting you pilot it. I will demote you. I will kill you. I will end 7 years of unresolved sexual tension, but I will not let you pilot the flunker.

Trevor Raggatt

Work it out, Commander Crash-land!

Powerlord

It has! Ever hear of super glue?

Bobby

Fot the same reason we never run out of disposable ensigns

Laura

We're using cheat codes.

Joy

Because you have yet to pilot it

Elmo

We're doing a two-parter on that!

Elmo

We still have the warranty

Wendee Rae

It's been programmed to raise shields when you get near it.

non compos mentis

its the officer class scuttlecraft, they never blow up unless there is some SERIOUS character development happening

Sirrta

His father would kill me if something happened to Tom..

Emily the One and Only

It has. I just pull a spare one out of my hair.

Mark

We don't destroy the cool ones.

imq2u

We can take on Borg cubes and you're worried about a shuttle?

imq2u

Then we'd have to devote another episode to an emotional breakdown

Kaji

I glued it to the deck as a precaution

Kate the great

At least one main charactor has to survive the whole voyage home.

Kate the great

It's a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a force field..

Kate the great

That's not the kind of consistancy we do here..

Kate the great

And kill off our most beloved charactor?!

Pizman

Can't be a scuttle then. Scuttles get "scuttled".

Pizman

Figures. It breaks six Sevfleet safety regulations and it lasts longer than all the other scuttles.

Pizman (Must... get... continuity...)

Same reason we haven't run out of photon torpedoes yet!

peter

According to the Sev Fleet manual, we are supposed to blame unexplained conditions like this on some kind of temporal anomoly.

peter

It can sure take a beating and continue to stay up....just like this series continuity

Seeker

You'd be surprised what can be done with 12 parsecs of ducktape.

Seeker

Our "no counsellors at the helm" policy.

T'Rowa

If the Deltoid Flunker is hotrodding around, it will capture enough of the male viewership that someone other than Ten out of Ten can get screentime every now and then.

WereCat

Not even the Borg can withstand the charm of fuzzy dice.

WereCat

You can fit more senior crewmembers on the Flunker.

kmk

They weren't powered by my favorite coffee.

kmk

Its made with strands of my hair, and painted with my favorite coffee.

MikeBlasdel

I can't even aford a pocket watch, you think we can afford another one of those.

Borg_Boy

It will - just wait until the end of season ship destroyer

Leander

Does this mean you don't mind flying this thing into Bored Space?

Dacron

Why haven't you developed a personality after seven years? These are all good questions...

The Ragin' Cajun

we've never filled it with ensigns

Leander

We made it out of other scuttles.

Byron

It's just a tad too big for the "scuttle replicator" slot we've never shown viewers!

Time Wizard

“You’ve tortured us with Acuchimoya stories and I fall back. You’ve crashed all our shuttles and I fall back. Well Chocolatay, the line must be drawn here!”

Jason

The same way our Forager is still in one piece. we left tryhard in the Alpha Quadrant

Jason

It's under the special Non exploding consoles 50 million light year warranty

EskieBear

The writers are still impressed with her.

Legene

After they killed off Key'lar, they swore to never kill off another guest star more interesting than the main characters.

Scott McClenny

Why do you think I never allow you to fly it alone?

Pizman

All the scuttlecraft only had three-day warranties. This one came with a 10,000 light-year warranty.

Pizman

Hm. Good question. And why is it bigger on the inside than it is on the outside?

Dial "M" for Maul

We canabilized their engines for my hairdryer

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

It has a rewind button!

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

Our insurance ran out in season 6!

Bill Harris

It's still under warranty.

Rob Redpath

I can't exactly demote Paris any further if he destroys it, can I?

sappho

We can't get rid of Parisite, no matter how hard we try.

Sappho

And kill off Parisite? We should be so lucky!

009

Crumple zones.

Pizman

It's got Bored technology. 'Nuff said.

Duncan Isbister

Reclining leather bucket seats

Bill Harris

We christened this one with coffee.

Trevor Raggatt

Tomb cobbled it together from old junk. Most of our enemies assume it's been wrecked already.

Trevor Raggatt

Ever wondered why we never let YOU fly it?

Cmdr. Solomon

It's protected by Implausible Shielding Technology, Pat. Pending.

Captain Big Mouth

It's the Hairy Chin of Scuttles

ShaneS

It's made from Kneelicks's leftovers.

AP

Oh! Indestructability. You want to talk about my hair again, isn't it?

sherwell

It has enough personality to be counted as a main character.

hejira

Why haven't you piloted it like all our other scuttles?

nana

Because we never let you fly it.

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

It's programmed to duck!

Plain Simple

Do you know how hard it was to calligraph it's name on it?

Icheb2001

We installed shields on this one.

Jim McNamara

It runs on plot-contrivance drive.

Jack Hammerfist

We only have one!

peter

We read the instruction manual when we put this one together.

Cirrus

There are always senior officers on board

Samurai

I try to avoid letting Hairy and Ten use it at the same time.

Crazy Velcron

It's surrounded by sevspace fields. What else?

Tyrrogan

Damn it! I TOLD B'Elanna to install that feature!

Tyrrogan

It took us 47 attempts, but we FINALLY got the explodingconsoles bug out of our scuttlecraft!

pRoTeUs

its surrounded by an enhanced treknobabble shield

pRoTeUs

We coated the hull with my Super-Strength hair gel.

Edward

The special effects team got tired of destroying shuttlecrafts

The Magical Jumping Bean

HEH= Hair Enforced Hull

P-feif

Kneelicks covers the haul with his leftovers, strong stuff!

The Red 9

It has more personality then the rest of us combined.


We're waiting till we can get Kim,Kneelix, and Nataly Wildcard in it at one time.

David Moyle

Two words: Season Finaly

David Moyle

Strict "No Non-Regulars Alowed" Policy.

The Burton Four

You've never been at the helm.

Delta Flyer

I used my hair spray on the hull.

Delta Flyer

Your not allowed on it!

Avenger CO

They haven't finished the CGI for that yet.

Mike

The exploding consoles were replaced with "switches"

Bren R

Damn! We forgot to add a design flaw!

Will Etienne

It's gotta be the joy stick.

Spyderqueen

Actually, It was. But like all major characters, it's only going to be dead for an episode. Tops

ClaireMcB

Actually, since I confined you to the bridge, the scuttle survival rate is up...

????

it has been, but we keep mail ordering a new one

Brad Rousse

Ask the guys who made the rest button.

T'Bonz

Scuttles come and go...but the name stays the same!

gurglesplat

We can't kill Voyager's baby!

LCmdr Terra

It's been safe ever since we found a way to pump Mr Paris's ego into the shield grid.

P-feif

Forager and the scuttles don't have toilets, the Deltoid Flunker does!

Adam1

It has, we use a flight sevulator to fool the audience.

Sanfam

The Micro-plot-writer embedded into the hull prevents that.

Stuart Ferguson

It's got more personality than anybody on this ship.

Seeker

I'll have to tell Parasite to put the Forager's shields back where they belong

'nise

well, we've specifically engineered it to withstand... ok, ok! we made outta Kneelick's hair pasta! satisfied?!

Haathi

Once you name something, it's so hard to get rid of it.

Sesspit (formally sess-pity)

It got promoted.

Sesspit (formally sess-pity)

They ran out of glue so they used my hairspray instead

MindMelda

The writers decided to astound us with one small continuity.

Colin

It's being added to the opening credits next week.

Eveil

He wrote on the bumper: baby on board.

Rabbit

Paris keeps hitting the "reset" button, just in time.

Shlamko

It was made from my hair.

Shlamko

We didn't put any consoles in it.

Dacron

Unlike the others it's a "smart" ship - it hired a good agent.

Luigi Novi

What do you think all this DEBRIS scattered on the floor is, Sherlock?

The Great Wizzard

If you insist... Tomb, get out of there, Chocolatey is the new pilot.

Luigi Novi

Put a couple of redshirts at the helm. That'll do it.

Luigi Novi

What're you, trying to JINX it?

Luigi Novi

Because Tomb Parasite has finally found something on this ship he cares about, and he's not going to let it get away from him....and I'm not talking about Torrid!

Luigi Novi

Because John Cook hasn't seen "Unimatrix Zero part I" yet.

Luigi Novi

When we were putting all the decals on, we decided not to put the one that looks like a target on the back of it, like the other scuttles had.

The Great Wizzard

I assigned Ensign MacGyver to Deltoid-Flunker-Maintenance. It's amazing what he can do with duct-tape...

BitterAndy

Teflon coating

Alicat

We're still making repayments

two-four-§ev

It's hard, gutsy and lucky - we're like sisters!

two-four-§ev

Lucky dice in the cockpit!

two-four-§ev

I fuel it from my own coffee supplies!

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

It's modelled on my hairdryer schematics!

ScottE Bemeup

It's made out of Kneelicks' leftovers.

Nodrog_CRC

The Delta Flunker is now the third most popular Forager charachter.

Nodrog_CRC

Tomb only lets major screen-time charachters onboard. Next question.

Nodrog_CRC

Just wave bye-bye to another piece of continuity.

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Ted Rebo...

First, we blow them up. You complain. Then we regrow them, and you complain. Now we pick one to keep, and guess what? You complain. Just shut up and get me some coffee, flunky!

§Sean§

It's hull is made out of "Plothole-ium"

The Great Wizzard

Probably the "If you follow me, I'll show you a better target" bumpersticker.

The Great Wizzard

Parasite had the producers add to his contract that his Hot Rod won't get hit.

evay

Blown up? The Flunker? Over my assimilated body!

evay

It signed a one-and-a-half year contract.

The Penguin Weekly

It's surrounded by a technobabblon energy field that inverses probability functions.

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

It has - it's made from Lego so we can rebuild it!

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

It's got a main character in it, Dummy!

Powerlord

What do you think we did with the other scuttle's debris?

peter

Quit complaining. It gives Parasite something to work on so he doesn't bother us.

SezC

Well, we've got to have some continuity!

peter

The Delta Flunker sounds more positive than the names we gave our other scuttle crafts like the USS Deathtrap, the USS Kamakazie and the USS Suicide. The crew take better care of it.

Yogi Wizzard

It's smaaaaaaaaaarter than the average scuttle...

peter

The other scuttlecrafts were wearing red shirts.

The Great Wizzard

We're not letting you pilot it.

The Great Wizzard

Tomb would burst out in tears if his Hot Rod would have one little scratch.

Jimbo Jones

I coat the hull in my hairspray.

JC

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