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Irrational Quirk! This week looks at the contrast of the Captains as the jovial, wise cracking Captain Quirk butts heads with the over-serious, politically correct Captain Pinchhard.
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Trying to rationalize with the irrational is illogical
Yes and loving it!
Talk to the hair!
well...they HAVE changed my medications
Mazotti Jordan, Green Lantern of Sevspace
Point being, Cromedome?
Yeah, but what are you going to do about it, Baldy?
What do you expect? I'm what, 140 years old now?
Yes, and Spook is an old stick-in-the-mud.
Yes, but I'm the Captain! No harm can befall me!
You know, you remind me of Spook, except he was more fun!
I'm sorry, what were we talking about again?
Heck no! And I'm still sexy!!
Hey, who convinced whom??
This was from a guy who couldn't find his brain though
maybe, but now there's senility to blame
Not while there's babes left to kiss and shirts left to rip.
When did that ever stop me before?
No. I'm not the one in the red shirt!
Well yes.... You didn't have to remind me though
Who said that?
Actually, at my age I believe that they refer to it as being senile.
THE Cute One
Yes, but at least I don't date my doctor!
Hey, I had enough sense to get a wig, didn't I?
I prefer 'impulsive'!
Not according to my bank account.
You're gunning for a flying leg kick, aren't you?
And ever since I put out my album, they havn't shut up about it!
At least I'm not pretending I'm French!
Hey, your right! I'm staying.
He's not directing, so heck NO!
No - Just senile.
Gee whiz, don't YOU ever read history?
You kidding? I've never been rational before in my life!
Infinite irrationality in infinite combinations!
It never stopped me before!
Yeah, and it'll annoy the heck out of him when he finds out!
No more irrational than you are for giving up paradise.
I dunno... What do you think, Mr. Ed?
Probably. Now, you say there are TWO klingoff babes out there?
Hey, I'm not the one on the Wrongulan's home world.
And miss my own death?
I'm going with YOU aren't I?
It's never stopped me before!
More like "senile!"
Not if the alternative is being stuck here with YOU!
may i end up as flat as my acting if i am irrational
Yep. I'm probably also senile and having delusions of grandeur
If all missions were rational, we wouldn't need captains.
irrational maybe demented, egotistical and plain stupid definitely
If I were Spook, I wouldn't be in this movie!
Sure, but I have a reputation to maintain.
Let's just say I've got a death wish.
You kidding? I'm plumb crazy!
Yes, but I also like green women
No way. I just do this to spite him.
It just makes more sense when he says it... must be the ears.
Yes, I'm boldly going...senile!
Yes, but at my age senility is part of the job description
Let's just say there's more then two horses' rears in this scene.
Et Tu, Baldus?
Yes, and that's why I'M the ladies man.
Like you should talk Mister "Insurrection"
Yes, and loving every minute of it.
Don't be ridiculous. Now help me switch on this horse's warp drive.
The Penguin Weekly
Yeah, but it beats actually listening to Spook!
The Penguin Weekly
Let's see... I'm getting paid twice as much as you for this movie even though I can't act half as well. Irrational, but profitable.
If Spook were here, we wouldn't be in this mess!
Ann E. Nichols
"Oooh, good one. Now try saying 'Fascinating, Captain'."
No, but at least i've got hair!
I prefer the term...egotistical.
Well at least my idea of a good time isn't quoting Shakespeare
It's not like i die in any mission...
My, aren't we jealous of little old me!
As long as the women like it..
Perhaps....but where else can you die and get paid for it!!!!!
Irrationality is my Middle Name, Mister!.... or is it Tiberius, I always forget.
When I was in Sev Fleet, Mister, it was a requirement!
If you're going to play psychiatrist, at least send that hot counsellor in the tight uniforms!
Not as irrational as this horse for thinking it can jump a 20 ft. ditch with me on it's back!
Nah... I'm just horsing around.
I don't think so... What do you think Mr. Ed?
Am I what?.....
Aww, come on, like getting stuck in this Nexus wasn't irrational already?
Technically I'm dead, so why not?
You're the one who wanted to leave paradise, so you tell me?
That's what my shrink told me
Just for that, I'm not going!
Look, do you want me to save your people, or not?
Bite me, Pickhard!
Yes but at least I don't have to hear it!
=/\= JF_Char =/\=
Who is more irrational? The Irrational or the one who follows him?
Heck ya - but I gotta make a living somehow
Watch it baldy!
Kahless, whose accent matches his character
Says the Frenchman who conjured up British children?
I knew going back for Spook was a mistake
Spook's existence is due to my irrational action!
Of course! You MUST be irrational to make admiral.
OK, so I'm irrational. What's YOUR excuse?
Irrational is being with you instead of some babe
Irrational is being in the nexus and NOT conjuring up Orion slave girls!
T... ed... Re... bo, Spook... is? a unusual... life, form.
Go... view all the... other... Jur... assic moviesand episodes... This... is right in... character!
Nope, just plain crazy!
I live in an existence where all my dreams come true, and I still have this hair cut, thats irational
Well at least I'm not bald
Hey, I am the STAR in this series, not Spook!
8 of 12
Only when Spook is around
Hey just take a look at my track record, what do you think?
Not as irrational as using a hairpiece this big
The Great Wizzard
Yes, but you are not Spook.
The Great Wizzard
Sure. Put salt in open wounds. Thanks a lot.
The Great Wizzard
I am The Quirk!
Yes, but since I'm irrational, I don't care.
Well, I'm out saving the galaxy while I'm IN diapers!
I am rubber, you are glue...
Yup. Senile too.
Senility has it's up side.
You're the one riding horses with a dead guy, you tell me.
Sure, why not?
Spook said I was irrational combing my hair, but hey!
If all my actions were rational, we'd be canceled way before third seasson!
No, just senile.
You make it sound like it is a bad thing!
What, in the old days, I did 47 irrational things before the yeoman got out of my bed!
My pay packet is bigger than yours, isn't it!
What the heck, it won't kill me!
That never stoped me before!
After Sev Trek V, I'll take what I can get!
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