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This idea was suggested by Robert Underwood.
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Irrational Quirk! This week looks at the contrast of the Captains as the jovial, wise cracking Captain Quirk butts heads with the over-serious, politically correct Captain Pinchhard.


Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek TV Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline was written by Avenger CO. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and Punchlines of the Day.


Elmo

Trying to rationalize with the irrational is illogical

Mark

Yes and loving it!

Mark

Talk to the hair!

trog

well...they HAVE changed my medications

Mazotti Jordan, Green Lantern of Sevspace

Point being, Cromedome?

Brandon

Yeah, but what are you going to do about it, Baldy?

AT

What do you expect? I'm what, 140 years old now?

AT

Yes, and Spook is an old stick-in-the-mud.

AT

Yes, but I'm the Captain! No harm can befall me!

MindMelda

You know, you remind me of Spook, except he was more fun!

HeavyB3

I'm sorry, what were we talking about again?

Buck Rodgers

Heck no! And I'm still sexy!!

Ashley

Hey, who convinced whom??

Elmo

This was from a guy who couldn't find his brain though

chris

maybe, but now there's senility to blame

Trevor Raggatt

Not while there's babes left to kiss and shirts left to rip.

Trevor Raggatt

When did that ever stop me before?

Garuda

No. I'm not the one in the red shirt!

Joker

Well yes.... You didn't have to remind me though

Elmo

Who said that?

Nedira

Actually, at my age I believe that they refer to it as being senile.

THE Cute One

Yes, but at least I don't date my doctor!

Kenyar Jad

Hey, I had enough sense to get a wig, didn't I?

Nico

I prefer 'impulsive'!

Seeker

Not according to my bank account.

jdwiseman

You're gunning for a flying leg kick, aren't you?

Sanfam

And ever since I put out my album, they havn't shut up about it!

JTKirk

At least I'm not pretending I'm French!

Nobody

Hey, your right! I'm staying.

Cyber-Garfield

He's not directing, so heck NO!

T'Duh

No - Just senile.

Pizman

Gee whiz, don't YOU ever read history?

Pizman

You kidding? I've never been rational before in my life!

Trevor Raggatt

Infinite irrationality in infinite combinations!

Trevor Raggatt

It never stopped me before!

Trevor Raggatt

Yeah, and it'll annoy the heck out of him when he finds out!

Cmdr. Solomon

No more irrational than you are for giving up paradise.

Nodrog_CRC

I dunno... What do you think, Mr. Ed?

Nodrog_CRC

Probably. Now, you say there are TWO klingoff babes out there?

Nodrog_CRC

Hey, I'm not the one on the Wrongulan's home world.

Plain Simple

And miss my own death?

Jack Hammerfist

I'm going with YOU aren't I?

Jack Hammerfist

It's never stopped me before!

Jack Hammerfist

More like "senile!"

Jack Hammerfist

Not if the alternative is being stuck here with YOU!

admirably lost

may i end up as flat as my acting if i am irrational

Captain Treklin

Yep. I'm probably also senile and having delusions of grandeur

Mark

If all missions were rational, we wouldn't need captains.

admirably lost

irrational maybe demented, egotistical and plain stupid definitely

Mark

If I were Spook, I wouldn't be in this movie!

Aurora Star

Sure, but I have a reputation to maintain.

Avenger CO

Let's just say I've got a death wish.

Pizman

You kidding? I'm plumb crazy!

Elmo

Yes, but I also like green women

Griffin

No way. I just do this to spite him.

Cookie

It just makes more sense when he says it... must be the ears.

Trevor Raggatt

Yes, I'm boldly going...senile!

Trevor Raggatt

Yes, but at my age senility is part of the job description

Nodrog_CRC

Let's just say there's more then two horses' rears in this scene.

Nodrog_CRC

Et Tu, Baldus?

Powerlord

Yes, and that's why I'M the ladies man.

Powerlord

Like you should talk Mister "Insurrection"

meggy eel

Yes, and loving every minute of it.

erik

Don't be ridiculous. Now help me switch on this horse's warp drive.

The Penguin Weekly

Yeah, but it beats actually listening to Spook!

The Penguin Weekly

Oh, absolutely.

erik

Let's see... I'm getting paid twice as much as you for this movie even though I can't act half as well. Irrational, but profitable.

Heather Nova

If Spook were here, we wouldn't be in this mess!

Ann E. Nichols

"Oooh, good one. Now try saying 'Fascinating, Captain'."

Crazy Velcron

No, but at least i've got hair!

hejira

I prefer the term...egotistical.

SpamGirl

Well at least my idea of a good time isn't quoting Shakespeare

Tony

It's not like i die in any mission...

MindMelda

My, aren't we jealous of little old me!

Atona

As long as the women like it..

Sevilian 2000

Perhaps....but where else can you die and get paid for it!!!!!

MindMelda

Irrationality is my Middle Name, Mister!.... or is it Tiberius, I always forget.

MindMelda

When I was in Sev Fleet, Mister, it was a requirement!

MindMelda

If you're going to play psychiatrist, at least send that hot counsellor in the tight uniforms!

MindMelda

Not as irrational as this horse for thinking it can jump a 20 ft. ditch with me on it's back!

Unka Woofie

Nah... I'm just horsing around.

zips

I don't think so... What do you think Mr. Ed?

zips

Am I what?.....

Gobi Toby

Aww, come on, like getting stuck in this Nexus wasn't irrational already?

Gobi Toby

Technically I'm dead, so why not?

peter

You're the one who wanted to leave paradise, so you tell me?

peter

That's what my shrink told me

Potswilly

Just for that, I'm not going!

Potswilly

Look, do you want me to save your people, or not?

Potswilly

Bite me, Pickhard!

Space Katet

Yes but at least I don't have to hear it!

=/\= JF_Char =/\=

Who is more irrational? The Irrational or the one who follows him?

Anachronizm

Heck ya - but I gotta make a living somehow

Delta Flyer

Watch it baldy!

Kahless, whose accent matches his character

Says the Frenchman who conjured up British children?

T'Bonz

I knew going back for Spook was a mistake

T'Bonz

Spook's existence is due to my irrational action!

T'Bonz

Of course! You MUST be irrational to make admiral.

T'Bonz

OK, so I'm irrational. What's YOUR excuse?

T'Bonz

Irrational is being with you instead of some babe

T'Bonz

Irrational is being in the nexus and NOT conjuring up Orion slave girls!

T... ed... Re... bo, Spook... is? a unusual... life, form.

Go... view all the... other... Jur... assic moviesand episodes... This... is right in... character!

Darth Supershadow

Nope, just plain crazy!

nixon

I live in an existence where all my dreams come true, and I still have this hair cut, thats irational

Mark Cordell

Well at least I'm not bald !

Sindak

Hey, I am the STAR in this series, not Spook!

8 of 12

Only when Spook is around

Bobby

Hey just take a look at my track record, what do you think?

Kimberly

Not as irrational as using a hairpiece this big

The Great Wizzard

Yes, but you are not Spook.

The Great Wizzard

Sure. Put salt in open wounds. Thanks a lot.

The Great Wizzard

I am The Quirk!

Joona Palaste

Yes, but since I'm irrational, I don't care.

Wendee Rae

Well, I'm out saving the galaxy while I'm IN diapers!

littlestar

I am rubber, you are glue...

Griffin

Yup. Senile too.

Griffin

Senility has it's up side.

Wendee Rae

You're the one riding horses with a dead guy, you tell me.

SV

Sure, why not?

Shlamko

Spook said I was irrational combing my hair, but hey!

Shlamko

If all my actions were rational, we'd be canceled way before third seasson!

Trex

No, just senile.

Shlamko

You make it sound like it is a bad thing!

Shlamko

What, in the old days, I did 47 irrational things before the yeoman got out of my bed!

ShaneS

My pay packet is bigger than yours, isn't it!

Shlamko

What the heck, it won't kill me!

Shlamko

That never stoped me before!

JC

After Sev Trek V, I'll take what I can get!

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