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This week: O'Blimey and Bashful's darts! This week looks at the darts games that O'Blimey and Dr Juvenile Bashful like to play. Genetic engineering seems to always win over engineering


Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek TV Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline was written by §Sean§. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and Punchlines of the Day.


Ryyn

I'm a superspy, we know how to do everything right!

captain Jonas Quimby

the darts are odour, i throw, he aims

glimmer

Think inside the circle,man.

Shlamko

I think it's about time you'd check those gravimetrics flanctuations in Quack's.

5618

When you're winning I just call for a medical emergency.

5618

Let's just say I'm the better man.

Wilco

Give me a 'Thrill'ing date and I've give you the game!

Gobi Toby

My darts are ALSO genetically enhanced.

Michael "Borgy" Finley

Something is probably distracting you...BOO!

LCmdr Terra

You get distracted when Morn talks to you!

Griffin

Only Mournful knows. And he aint talking.

Ann E. Nichols

Because you haven't sense enough to play with someone who is even worse than you are.

Ann E. Nichols

Because having you always lose is this show's lame idea of a running gag.

Jesse Shearer

Part of the problem would be solved if you'd move when it's my turn.

silverpanther

Unlike rings, you aren't supposed to throw under hand!

Sirrta

Shall I step another 100 yards back ?

Justin Harod

Why didn't I ever win Dax? We'll never know.

Bill Harris

Let's see... why don't you ever win against someone with genetically enhanced eye acuity and hand-eye coordination? Now *there's* a puzzler!

Violetsaber

If you don't step once to your left, winning will be the least of your worries!

TeknoDemon

I guess it's about time I told you the rules.

peter

considering you nearly drank Mourn under the table awhile ago, I'm not sure!

peter

Actually I keep trying to hit you. You've always been so stubborn when it comes to your yearly flu shot!

peter

If you were any closer, you could stab the board

Bill Leasure

'cause losers buy the beer!

bonemar

Should we switch to something easier? Go fish, perhaps?

Ryyn

I practice on patients that I don't like

Ensignknl wtchr @aol.com

You've misinterpreted the slogan. Its "Boldly throw..."

Leander

Let's just say that beer isn't good for your aim.

Tony

Kooko's gone away again hasn't she?

Todd Kes

Because I'm the gene-ius.

DRobb

All that technobabble destroyed too many braincells

mb

I guess it's b'cause of my darts stickin' in your back...

TeknoDemon

A few genetic enhancements here, a few there...

Saffy

Technobabble doesn't work when you're playing darts!

FiLoSoFiCaL

With the amount of screen time I get, I guess the writers want to make me feel useful

Jim McNamara

You used up all your luck marrying Kookoo.

Elizabeth Janeway

Because you handle the dart the same way you handle a hypo-spanner

Shinigami

Blimey O'Blimey, I don't know.

Tyrrogan

I'd be happy if you'd just stop aiming them at me!

§Sean§

You have a "goofiness" gene...it's very rare

Tyrrogan

Don't worry, you're bound to hit the board one of these days!

princesstulips

When you get medically enhanced, then we'll talk.

Cmdr. Solomon

Because the dart board isn't a warp drive.

Mark

Ok then, lets play tennis.

Mark

Doctors have more patience.

Cian

Well, you know when I stuck that probe in your eye in sick bay....

Darth Nial

That's why YOU are my favorite darts partner.

Tony

Its all in the genetically enhanced mind

shlamko

Computer, disable "Shifting Gravity" module.

MindMelda

You mean you weren't born with a built-in tracking device?

MindMelda

I get lot's of practice, I inject my patients from across the room.

talshiarHQ

I told you to take a nickname like "Missile O'Brittain" or something...'

Griffin

Mournful has the codes for the magnetic repulsion device. He'll never talk.

Griffin

Sevspace and genetics. But it's mostly cheating.

Mike Howell

Because you're throwing syringes.

Pizman

Maybe playing with that sprained wrist wasn't such a good idea for you after all...

8 of 12

Eyes forward

valerie p

It's your DNA - don't know anything

Wendee Rae

If you didn't dislocate your shoulder twice a day you might win a game!

Pizman

Watch it, you're becoming a very tempting target yourself....

Pizman

O'Blimey, you forgot the episode where you were "in the zone"....

Wendee Rae

Could it be that you're always drinking while you play?

Pizman

When you learn to shoot champagne corks like I do....

Pizman

Darts? I was aiming for your head!

Pizman

My darts are shaken, not stirred.

Pizman

Remember that sprained wrist you got last week? I stiffened the ligaments.

Pizman

Isn't it obvious? I have the hands of a surgeon.

1of2

The same reason why you're not transploder chief on the enterforaprise any more.

1of2

okay, first step: aiming...

P-feif

I changed the artificial gravity where your standing.

Qtzar

Simple, I rearrange the darts between takes

qtzar

I've reversed the polatity of your darts

Captain Big Mouth

Bashful: Why don't you ask Mourn!

Captain Treklin

Have you been genetically enhanced recently?

iGod

Fine, Fine, i'll gentically enhance you tommorow myself!

Hey hey he's Ted Rebo, you never know how he'll be found. Hey hey he's Ted Rebo, he always likes to Rebo around. (Gratuitous Monkees reference))

I pay Morn to shout every time you have a turn.

Mystic Skies

It's all in the genetics!

Anachronizm

Maybe you'd see better if you'd stop poking yourself in the eye!

Jazzy

Perhaps if you used the pointy end ??

T'Bonz

I aim at the board, you aim at Quack!

P-feif

I cheat, automated darts with technobabble sensor arrays.

The Penguin Weekly

You really should learn to play better . . . that way you won't have to keep paying Quack for the holes in the wall.

NovaFlash

You've engineered the board, I've engineered the players.

Nobody

You never thought of magnetizing the board and dart tips.

Derek

Let's see... enhanced vision, improved hand-eye coordination, increased dexterity... take your pick.

T'Bonz

A few enhancements to me....and also to the board!

T'Bonz

You go home to Kookoo, I practice darts for hours

Shawn McNiel

Have you ever seen anyone sick on the station, I have nothing but free time.

T'Bonz

I picture Quark at the center each time

T'Bonz

Superior coordination, and a strip of latinum to Quark

Ian

Perhaps the Luck of the Irish skipped a generation, I hear Molly's pretty good.

Alicat

Lets face it, we're in Quacks, theres a 99.9% chance that the games rigged

ScottE Bemeup

You're missing the point.

Kaylen

I find LOOKING at the board helps

The Great Wizzard

No, I won't let you closer to the board! If I did, you could PUSH the darts in!

Brian

You should throw them AT me, like everyone else does!

The Great Wizzard

You drink before the game. I wait until I've won.

Nodrog_CRC

Morn is giving me pointers.

8 of 12

Fine. A step closer!

Kathrin

It's because I am Bashful, Juvenile Bashful .

The Great Wizzard

You will. When Hell freezes. Or when Mourn talks.

§Sean§

I've been meaning to tell you. You need glasses

§Sean§

Remember those little red pills I've prescribed you for your athletes foot? Well they have some side effects I didn't tell you about

Ash

Maybe if you could PLAY...

§Sean§

No big reason - you're just a lousy player

The Great Wizzard

You drink too much Guinness.

JC

I guess genetic engineering beats engineering!

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