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Sev Trek 10! The next Trek movie will be the very last Next-Gen movie so this is our last chance to put in a wish-list of scenes we'd like to see with the X-Generation crew!


Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek TV Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline was written by 8 of 12... although I'm a bit concerned that the Sevilians voted for this one more because they want to see an animated Sev Trek musical than for the sake of this cartoon. On the other hand, it does make a funny cartoon! :-) You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and Punchlines of the Day.


MindMelda

Gaudy and Barf get dates that don't die before the end of the movie.

sess-pity

They build a girlfriend for Beta. One that can't die.

Ash

At last, we finally discover Subplot's sex

Ash

Pickhard talking with a French accent!

Ash

Pickhard being put in a retirement home

Wendee Rae

Barf arrives for no apparent reason and seems to think he can just do his old job.

Spindel

Beta marries The Delta Flyer

Spindel

Beta, Barf, Cruncher, Tryhard, Barfly, all get their own ships, Piker stays on as first officer.

CrazyLady

Data becomes Captain and gets a hair removal treatment.

Zeve Bellringer of Red Dwarf (And the Bored can KEEP him!)

Measly Cruncher... as a Bored Drone!

chrifgo

Pinchhard destroys a Bored ship and states "The die is cast." Another Bored ship destroys the Enterforaprize E, stating "The cast has died!"

Griffin

Something with sex, violence and witty punchlines. The tricky bit is doing them all at the same time.

Griffin

The largest computer generated space battle ever created.

DanaKatherine

Discovery of the long lost bathroom

Captain Kat

Tryhard offers to drive the ship AGAIN.

DanaKatherine

Tryhard finds that chocolate is a fattening food

chrifgo

Pinchhard and Tryhard discuss why the X-Generation appeared before Sev Trek X.

gD

data finding his reset button by accident

TEFII

Sev Trek 10: The Musical

Plain Simple

Destructing of the Dweeb Dimension (that place where Measley and Cuss are).

Spindel

Forager breaks down after finally getting to the Alpha quad. and gets sucked into a wormhole, ending up in the Delta Quad yet again.

Spindel

Barf somehow makes an unexpected entrance during a big battle, cries "perhaps today IS a good day to die" then promptly get blown to bits.

Spindel

Beta's is recycled to make some toilets.

Trace

Instead of a beard, Piker tries for a monobrow

Jack Hammerfist

Gym Quirk comes back because the wrong person got killed in "Generations," and corrects the mistake.

Jack Hammerfist

Gym Quirk puts Cue on trial for sparing the X-Gen crew..

Juggtron

another ship saving the universe as we know it

Cmdr. Solomon

Pinchhard borrows a lightsevver from Sev Wars, and cuts Measly in half, then in 1/4, then 1/8, then 1/16, then 1/32, etc etc etc.

Cmdr. Solomon

Beta kicks the snot out of Barf when he finds out Barf paid the writers to kill off Trashy Yard so he could be security guard.

Ravenid

Star Trek X. Guest Director: Quentin Tarintino

Ravenid

Instead of a song half way through the movie we get a full blown Musical Number!!!!

Ravenid

We finally get to see the uncut "Fully Functional" scene

Dirk88

The unrequitted love between Data and the ship's computer.

Wendee Rae

Piker shows up with only half a beard because he just can't decide which way looks better.

MindMelda

Data, Worf and Pickard sing "Satisfaction" instead of some stupid Gilbert and Sullivan song.

Jimbo Jones

Spot running out of Pinchard's Ready Room, with his fish in it's mouth

Jimbo Jones

Enterforaprize kids unimpressed by the "Mr Toycorder" Puppet show

kryten

Pickhard having a rather amusing accident involving the ships toilet

Griffin

Q gives Piker a set of facial hair that doesn't irk any one, Pickhard gets a bald girlfriend, Troy gets a REALY useful position on the ship, Worf finds a girlfriend who doesn't die, Beta gets a date with the ships computer, Dr. Crunchy gets wise to Pickhard and dumps HIM overboard, and Gaudy gets the one thing he always wanted: a pocket sized warp coil.

T'Bonz

Pinchhard visited by ghosts of Christmas: Past: Quirk, Present: Schidzo and Future: Gainweight

T'bonz

Holowrestling: Quirk and Schidzo against Pinchhard and Gainweight

Trekmaster

A contest between Pinchhard and Schidzo to see who can shine their head the brightest.

Ann E. Nichols

Pinchard teaches Cue's kid how to annoy his daddy.

zenkit

Pickhard finally dies and Piker gets command

Mark

In an alternative universe, every red shirt killed by Quirk come back to haunt him.

Mark

Measley re-appears in an ultra-slick leather outfit, calling himself Neo.

Sailor Alpha Centauri

The Implausible Translator breaks, and it turns out Captain Pickhard has been speaking French all this time. "Engagez!"

--Chris--

Measley doing a Budweiser spoof. "Whassup!!". Then they beat him to death with the empty bottles.

Nodrog_CRC

Cue challenges the Enter-for-a-prize's bridge crew to a game of monopoly, using a pair of Borg cubes for dice...

Nodrog_CRC

Spot marking it's territory.

Nodrog_CRC

Captain Pick-hard is unable to defeat his greatest challenge yet... Star Fleet's mandatory retirement age.

Phillip Harnett

Oh my God, the warp core ejection systems are actually working!

spiffy

Pinchard & Cue playing cards on Guano's hat

Vote Ted Rebo in 2004- no one will know!

Pickhard doesn't wear that skimpy pink bathing suit from "Captain's Holiday". You know, the really gross one.

Kahless, more machine than man

Measley's death scene accompanied by Picard doing a jig

Spockman#77

The Enterforaprise and Pinchhard run out of Earl Grey Tea,Tryhard runs out of Chocolate,Piker loses a game of poker,Measly return even more annoying,Lwaxanana Tryhard makes a surprise vistit to the Enterforaprise,and out of no where Q shows up! (Talk about Havoc!)

Jack Hammerfist

Picard attempts to lecture a superior species, and gets them all killed.

Roy

Tribbles take revenge

Jadz

The real reason Beta floats

Dial "M" Maul

Data decides to model himself after Vulcans instead of Humans.

T'Rowa

Cruncher and Pulaski finally have that catfight we've all been waiting for for so long.

T'Rowa

Beta gets a date.

Rejected by the Borg

Time travelling back to some less important event in history, like the broccoli shortage crisis in 1955.

Roget

Beta's cat, Subplot, is promoted to ensign, making fans angry and at the end of the film is sent to Starfleet only to drop out and become an enlightened being...

Roget

Beta changes his name to DVD...

Noah Wright

Data DOESN'T become more human!!!!!!

Alicat

Lwaxana finally manages to snare Pickhard

§Sean§

Data's inflatable butt malfunctions, exploding on the bridge, instantly gassing to death all the bridge crew. To cater for the movie franchise crossover to DS9, the DS9 crew are brought in to complete the Ent-E's mission to (finally) rescue Voyager

Wendee Rae

Gaudy gets x-ray optical implants.

Wendee Rae

Pinchard sprouts a hair on the top of his head.

Johnathan McClure

Piker finally gets his own ship!

Amie Howell

Captain Pinchhard gets an Emotion (tm) Chip

Mark

A new virus that makes all captains spontaneously grow hair.

Mark

The Bored making Founder soup.

Mark

The trailer to the Sev Trek movie.

Khalas

Artificial Gravity fails... and we learn how Mr. Barf earned his name.

Doggy Spew

Beta falls apart 2 hours after his ``Human lifetime warranty ´´ ends.

Khalas

...a race with no forehead at all!

Ted Rebo's Tale- Part 2

Pickhard gets sick of Tryard stating the obvious and smacks her upside the head; she senses great pain.

Heather Nova

Geordi struts around the Enterforaprive "Shaft" style

ScottE Bemeup

"Computer, end program." and the whole cast disappears, leaving Beta's cat alone.

Silver Serpent

Pickhard makes a deal with the bored to assimilate the crew of the Enterforaprize in exchange for hair.

Leander

Beta gets a SYSTEMS UPGRADE.

T'Bonz

Pinchard must raise Cue's son... to teach him about humanity

T'Bonz

Weasly returns with his girlfriend, ten of ten. Eat your heart out Piker!

T'Bonz

Enterforarprize is the first ship to meet the returning Forager

T'Bonz

TNG in the mirror universe!

T'Bonz

Tryhard blows off Piker and Barf, and walks off with Barfly

T'Bonz

Poker game with the four captains!

T'Bonz

The following out an airlock: Measly, Tryhard, Barfly

T'Bonz

HA ha.....Measly returns, and he is a Cue!!

Kirk's Wig

Everyone from the past returning to help, only to serve no use other than cannon fodder

Kirk's Wig

Meesly Crusher returning from B-movies only to sucked out of an air-lock

David Cervera

The big, show-stopping dance number!

David Cervera

Let's settle the question once and for all: an all out, Battle Royale between all four captains!

ThePenguin Weekly

Cue gives Pinchard an ever-tightening uniform.

ThePenguin Weekly

Barf pops Pinchard's head like a pimple.

Shlamko

Gaudy uses his ISORE for... grating cheese!

littlestar

A lightsabre fight! Why? Why not!

The Great Wizzard

To avoid having to translate the dialogs, the whole movie is spoken in TechnoBabble

Derek

A movie that doesn't involve any temporal anomalies, subspace inversions, tachyon fields, beta radiation, reversing of polarities, or stellar fragments.

Derek

All space battles happen with realistic sound - none!

Corsair

Cast gathers for a singing send-off using yet ANOTHER 200 year old song it seems everyone still sings.

RealmMan

Cue... with a movie-sized budget!

The Great Wizzard

Troi takes again the helm. The Enterprise crashes against a comet and explodes. Picard and Crusher try to survive. Celine Dion sings "My Heart Still Will Go On"

G.B.A

Beta becomes IBM compatible

G.B.A

Pinchard switching to Ice-Tea

The Great Wizzard

Picard says "Computer, end program." It is revealed that StarTrek is an illusion and everyone's living in a "Matrix"-like environment.

Adam

Lwaxana Troi comes back for one last movie

Adam

They discover that it is all a holodeck program

Adam

Q is assimilated by the Bored

Adam

Tryhard crashing a Sevstation

The Great Wizzard

Data and Worf are Captains and have their own ships. Riker remains Commander

Elf

Piker finally becoming captain of a starship!

Elf (sorry, couldnt resist!)

Piker having an enormously big zit which turns out to be a hostile lifeform...

Admiral H

We find out what is in program 9....

TeknoDemon

Pickhard and the Borg Queen making out on a console

Tom Hyde

A better plot than Indigestion.

Tom Hyde

Barf and Piker fighting over Tryhard (the loser keeps her).

Tom Hyde

The Enterforaprize NOT being destroyed.

Trevor Raggatt

Q having a P

Trevor Raggatt

Tryhard FINALLY goes the way of all Barf's other girlfriends!

Trevor Raggatt

Barf gets a girlfriend who doesn't die immediately

Trevor Raggatt

Pinchard finds discovers his long-lost French accent

Trevor Raggatt

Beta gets a heart, Tryhard gets a brain, Barfly gets "the noive", Pickhard taps his heels together and goes home to....

Trevor Raggatt

Sev Trek: Timecode. Four Sev Trek films (Jurassic, X-gen, Deep Sev9 and FOrager) running simultaneously on one screen.

evay

Measley Crusher and Kneelicks, the death match.

The Great Wizzard

Length of the plot: 5 minutes. Length of the supposedly funny (but not really funny) stuff to be used as filler: 115 minutes.

Tyrrogan

Picard peacefully solving something Sisko would go to war over.

EofS

The creators actually come up with a believable reason for Barf to be there

jimbo jones

Piker's 'special' poker sessions

The Great Wizzard

Riker gets ambitions and tries to get promoted to Captain. To assist him, Troi shaves his head in the tub.

The Great Wizzard

Guest appearances by Kirk and Sisko. Together with Picard they sing the title song of "Hair"

The Great Wizzard

Riker knocks down a door with his head

8 of 12

Data replaces his fascination with Sherlock Holmes with a more appropriate fascination with Inspector Gadget

8 of 12

Picard has to defend Earth after an omnipotent race of ancient aliens come forward and state they claimed dibs on Earth more than 7 million years ago

Captain Treklin

Officers playing something other than poker and 3D chess.

Trevor Raggatt

Piker learn how to walk straight

Trevor Raggatt

Tryhard actually DO something!

8 of 12

Picard has the Enterprise's joystick removed

8 of 12

Picard learns the art of wearing a tribble

8 of 12

Picard and Data to stand on the hull of the Enterprise and reinact the 'flying scene' from Titanic, complete with Celine Dion singing 'My Heart Will go on'...

8 of 12

Q to appear and give Picard a noogie. He's been wanting to do that for fifteen years...

8 of 12

Kirk suddenly appears on the Enterprise, and announces that due to popular demand he didn't actually die.

8 of 12

Troi be given the helm, just for one last chance...

8 of 12

Picard goes to the bridge wearing his pyjamis, and nobody notices the difference

8 of 12

Worf keeping well away from the Enterprise and anything to do with the storyline

8 of 12

Beta to have his wish granted by the fairy princess, who makes him human

8 of 12

Gaudy sing 'Warped lightenin'! in main engineering

The Great Wizzard

Pickhard eliminates a whole species because one of them interrupted him during a moralizing speech.

The Great Wizzard

A massive power failure on the Enterprise. Geordi and Data start a big technobabble lecture which noone understands while a totally unknown Ensign solves the problem in 2 seconds by replacing a fuse. The Ensign gets fired for insubordination.

The Great Wizzard

StarFleet command finds out that Troi can't do anything useful and fires her.

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