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Whale thoughts! What exactly would a whale think when mindmelting with a Velcron?


Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek TV Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline was written by woz. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and Punchlines of the Day.


Unka Woofie

Spook: When they said mind-melt with a whale, I thought they meant Squatty...

Bill Harris

Whale: No, I don't know where the "nuclear wessels" are.

Polgara

Whale: Whaddaya mean "who's the father"?

Edward

Whale: The movie didn't even finish yet and I'm already being attacked by fans

MindMelda

Spook: You need to come back with me to my place! Gracie: I don't know,Creep, can both of us fit under a rock?

Corsair

W: Look at me, I'm ugly, all puffy, I'm as big as a whale! Wahhhh!! Spook: Facinating, pregnant females are the same in any species!

Trevor Raggatt

Whale: Most people make do with a rubber duck at bathtime

Trevor Raggatt

Whale: I am with child Spook: Sorry, I'm MISTER Spook, not Doctor Spook

Trevor Raggatt

Spook: You are with child Whale: Full marks, Doctor Spook

Wiesel

Whale: Who the hell are you? Spook: Hey, that was a coloful metaphor.

Trekmaster

Spook: My mind to your mind. Gravy: Why is this guy rubbing my stomach?

Cmdr. Solomon

Whale: I hope he doesn't pee in my water.

zips

Whale: someone get this barnicle off me!!!

Jenna

Whale: You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours Spook: With no fingernails? That's not logical.

Rabbit

Whale: Get off me! Spook: Aw, stop yer blubbering.

Rabbit

Whale: Hey! I don't go for that sort of thing.

Bill Harris

Whale: Is this what you meant by "hands on" directing?

Bill Harris

Whale: Fascinating! Spook: You took the words right out of my mind!

Trevor Raggatt

Spook - Hmm, sentient life. Whale -Mmm, sentient lunch

ScottE Bemeup

Moby: That's just great! Another touchy feely type.

Tom Hyde

Spook: My mind to your mind... Whale: You wish, microbrain!

Thorongil

Spook: Quirk gets the women & I get stuck with a whale.

Thorongil

Whale: I better call the vet. I've got parasites again.

Thorongil

Whale: I wonder if he tastes like chicken.

Thorongil

Whale: You want the aligator tank 3 tanks down.

Thorongil

Whale: First Jonah then Pinocchio now this.

Azhrarn

Spook: Now where did you say it itched? Whale: Not there, you're scratching of the barnacles

Cordavin - "corny alert!" - Lon

Whale: "Who does he think he is: 'Spock Cousteau'?"

Steve Jung

Spook: I wonder who this Ahab person is?

Johnathan McClure

Whale: Oh yeah, everyone wants to feel the baby...

Casper

Gravy: The leeches get bigger every year! Spook: Wheeeee!

ScottE Bemeup

Moby: Hey bub, warm dem hands up! Spook: And you could try a little mouthwash, fishbreath.

Mark

Spook: I can help you. Whale: I'm not the one who needs help.

Mark

Spook: I sense you are with child. Whale: I sense you lost your mind.

Mark

Spook: You're perfect! Whale: Hey, I'm not that kind of girl!

Mark

Spook: I sense you are with child. Whale: I sense I need a snack.

Mark

Spook: Tell me your thoughts. Whale: Get off me!

admirably lost

Spook : No this tank does not make you look fat

TEFII

That's the biggest barnicle I've ever seen.

Heather Nova

Whale: No, I'm NOT interested in helping you through Pon Farr!

Jack Hammerfist

Spook: Captain Quirk is here to save you! Whale: That's the story he used LAST time!

Jack Hammerfist

Spook: You must come with me! Whale: You men are all alike!

Jack Hammerfist

Spook: I feel your pain! Whale: You ARE my pain!

Jack Hammerfist

Spook: This is Sev Trek IV! Whale: In a second it will be JAWS IV!

Jack Hammerfist

Whale: No riders!

Ted Rebo

Whale: Well, at least he knows a lot about whales! Spook: Where are the dang gills?!

009

Whale: Wait 'til he fnds out I'm a killer whale / Spook: Wait 'til he finds out I carry a phaser

Lt. Brad Gentry

Whale: You know, I use the bathroom in here. Spook: !

Shlamko

Spook: My mind to your mind... Whale: My tail to your head!

Alicat

Whale: No way! I'm not that kind of whale!

Alicat

Spook: I hope no-one can see up my skirt

MindMelda

Gracie: I'm pregnant! Spook: Quirk got here first?

Alicat

Whale: A little to the left, yes, just there!

Alicat

Whale: And I thought Remoras were bad

Kirks Wig

WHALE: Damn tourists, don't they get enough of us performing tricks for them?

Kirks Wig

SPOOK: Hmm this whale is pregnant.... WHALE: Thanks for spotting the obvious Big Ears

The Dragon Lord

Spook: Could you stop whistling, please? My ears are very sensitive.

Just

Whale: I'm pregnant. Spook: Don't look at me.

sess-pity

Whale: And they wonder why we got extinct!

Roy

Whale: The itch is a little more to the right.

Roy

Spook: No baby, i don't think you look fat.

Khalas

Gracy: Elephant ears! - Spook: I'm sure she meant 'Elegant Ears'.

Mats-Trek

Spook: My mind to your mind.... Whale: My mind to your mind, let go of me you freak!

The Great Wizzard

Whale: For the last time: my name is NOT Willy!

Khalas

whale: Wanna be endangered. - Spook: Been there, worn the bathrobe...

Khalas

Gracy: Pregnancy. Mood Shifts. GRR. - Spook:...help...

Khalas

Gracy: What do you want? - Spook: Would you mind surfacing?

Dandelion

Whale - Blood of desert warriors in my veins... dispassion... logic dictates my every thought... Spook - Honey! I need some more pickles and krill-shrimp!

MindMelda

Spook: We're here from the future... Whale: Okay Futureboy, talk to the flipper!

Wendee Rae

whale: If George catches you you're a dead man.

Gem

I wonder how long he can hold his breath..

the little red caboose

spock: Now if I can only find the right nerve to push!

Doxus

Spook: My thoughts to your thoughts... Whale: I don't WANT to know what you're thinking!

Luigi Novi

Spook: "My God, Squatty, now you've gone TOO FAR!!"

Luigi Novi

Gracie: "Please tell me you're not Roy Scheider."

Luigi Novi

Gracie: "And no, Quirk is NOT the father!"

Luigi Novi

Gracie: "No, my name's GRACIE. Who's Squatty?"

Elmo

Whale: Man, not another barnicle

T'Bonz

Spook: You're PREGNANT! Whale: You're UGLY!

T'Bonz

Spook: My mind to your mind Whale: If I was "Jaws" you wouldn't DARE touch me!

T'Bonz

Whale: Ever since the ferry went on strike!

T'Bonz

Whale: NO hitchhikers!

T'Bonz

Spook: Charlie the Tuna sends his regards!

T'Bonz

Whale: This Greenpeace thing has gone too far!

Xeven

Spook: Oh there once was a Vulcan from Nantucket... / The Whale: Who found himself in my FOOD bucket!

HooLooLoo

the whale: Keep your mitts off my blowhole, Mr. Pointy Ears!

Xeven

whale: I am not the hell YOUR whale!

ThePenguin Weekly

W: You got me a ticket to the 22nd century? S: Yeah, I'm working on it. Just act natural.

ThePenguin Weekly

W: Did you just call me a FISH you space-lubber?

ThePenguin Weekly

W: Yeah right buddy. If you have green blood, then I'm a big blob of blubber.

ThePenguin Weekly

W: And all this time I thought that you cared for me as a whale. Only now I discover you're just doing this to save your own sorry behind!

ThePenguin Weekly

W: Nice dress! S: Give me a break! I just got back from the dead.

ThePenguin Weekly

W: Hmmmm . . . I'm getting kind of hungry.

ThePenguin Weekly

S: My mind to your mind . . . W: I feel the presence of a lower lifeform.

ThePenguin Weekly

W: Arghh! Not another parasite!

derek

whale: This guy is gettin'g on my nerves! Spook: I can feel the love!!!

evay

Whale: and what makes you think I WANT to save your miserable greedy careless irresponsible environment-wrecking species?

evay

Whale: You REALLY did too much LDS in the Sixties.

evay

Whale: Stupid remora!

spiffy

whale: Landlubber!

spiffy

whale: You've moved beyond tree hugging?

Potswilly

Whale: Hey, buddy! That neckpinch won't work on me!

Potswilly

Whale: That is the ugliest lamprey I have ever seen!

JC

Whale: It's times like these I wish I was a killer whale!

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