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Whale thoughts! What exactly would a whale think when mindmelting with a Velcron?
|These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek TV Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline was written by
woz. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the
competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and Punchlines of the Day.|
Spook: When they said mind-melt with a whale, I thought they meant Squatty...
Whale: No, I don't know where the "nuclear wessels" are.
Whale: Whaddaya mean "who's the father"?
Whale: The movie didn't even finish yet and I'm already being attacked by fans
Spook: You need to come back with me to my place! Gracie: I don't know,Creep, can both of us fit under a rock?
W: Look at me, I'm ugly, all puffy, I'm as big as a whale! Wahhhh!! Spook: Facinating, pregnant females are the same in any species!
Whale: Most people make do with a rubber duck at bathtime
Whale: I am with child Spook: Sorry, I'm MISTER Spook, not Doctor Spook
Spook: You are with child Whale: Full marks, Doctor Spook
Whale: Who the hell are you? Spook: Hey, that was a coloful metaphor.
Spook: My mind to your mind. Gravy: Why is this guy rubbing my stomach?
Whale: I hope he doesn't pee in my water.
Whale: someone get this barnicle off me!!!
Whale: You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours Spook: With no fingernails? That's not logical.
Whale: Get off me! Spook: Aw, stop yer blubbering.
Whale: Hey! I don't go for that sort of thing.
Whale: Is this what you meant by "hands on" directing?
Whale: Fascinating! Spook: You took the words right out of my mind!
Spook - Hmm, sentient life. Whale -Mmm, sentient lunch
Moby: That's just great! Another touchy feely type.
Spook: My mind to your mind... Whale: You wish, microbrain!
Spook: Quirk gets the women & I get stuck with a whale.
Whale: I better call the vet. I've got parasites again.
Whale: I wonder if he tastes like chicken.
Whale: You want the aligator tank 3 tanks down.
Whale: First Jonah then Pinocchio now this.
Spook: Now where did you say it itched? Whale: Not there, you're scratching of the barnacles
Cordavin - "corny alert!" - Lon
Whale: "Who does he think he is: 'Spock Cousteau'?"
Spook: I wonder who this Ahab person is?
Whale: Oh yeah, everyone wants to feel the baby...
Gravy: The leeches get bigger every year! Spook: Wheeeee!
Moby: Hey bub, warm dem hands up! Spook: And you could try a little mouthwash, fishbreath.
Spook: I can help you. Whale: I'm not the one who needs help.
Spook: I sense you are with child. Whale: I sense you lost your mind.
Spook: You're perfect! Whale: Hey, I'm not that kind of girl!
Spook: I sense you are with child. Whale: I sense I need a snack.
Spook: Tell me your thoughts. Whale: Get off me!
Spook : No this tank does not make you look fat
That's the biggest barnicle I've ever seen.
Whale: No, I'm NOT interested in helping you through Pon Farr!
Spook: Captain Quirk is here to save you! Whale: That's the story he used LAST time!
Spook: You must come with me! Whale: You men are all alike!
Spook: I feel your pain! Whale: You ARE my pain!
Spook: This is Sev Trek IV! Whale: In a second it will be JAWS IV!
Whale: No riders!
Whale: Well, at least he knows a lot about whales! Spook: Where are the dang gills?!
Whale: Wait 'til he fnds out I'm a killer whale / Spook: Wait 'til he finds out I carry a phaser
Lt. Brad Gentry
Whale: You know, I use the bathroom in here. Spook: !
Spook: My mind to your mind... Whale: My tail to your head!
Whale: No way! I'm not that kind of whale!
Spook: I hope no-one can see up my skirt
Gracie: I'm pregnant! Spook: Quirk got here first?
Whale: A little to the left, yes, just there!
Whale: And I thought Remoras were bad
WHALE: Damn tourists, don't they get enough of us performing tricks for them?
SPOOK: Hmm this whale is pregnant.... WHALE: Thanks for spotting the obvious Big Ears
The Dragon Lord
Spook: Could you stop whistling, please? My ears are very sensitive.
Whale: I'm pregnant. Spook: Don't look at me.
Whale: And they wonder why we got extinct!
Whale: The itch is a little more to the right.
Spook: No baby, i don't think you look fat.
Gracy: Elephant ears! - Spook: I'm sure she meant 'Elegant Ears'.
Spook: My mind to your mind.... Whale: My mind to your mind, let go of me you freak!
The Great Wizzard
Whale: For the last time: my name is NOT Willy!
whale: Wanna be endangered. - Spook: Been there, worn the bathrobe...
Gracy: Pregnancy. Mood Shifts. GRR. - Spook:...help...
Gracy: What do you want? - Spook: Would you mind surfacing?
Whale - Blood of desert warriors in my veins... dispassion... logic dictates my every thought... Spook - Honey! I need some more pickles and krill-shrimp!
Spook: We're here from the future... Whale: Okay Futureboy, talk to the flipper!
whale: If George catches you you're a dead man.
I wonder how long he can hold his breath..
the little red caboose
spock: Now if I can only find the right nerve to push!
Spook: My thoughts to your thoughts... Whale: I don't WANT to know what you're thinking!
Spook: "My God, Squatty, now you've gone TOO FAR!!"
Gracie: "Please tell me you're not Roy Scheider."
Gracie: "And no, Quirk is NOT the father!"
Gracie: "No, my name's GRACIE. Who's Squatty?"
Whale: Man, not another barnicle
Spook: You're PREGNANT! Whale: You're UGLY!
Spook: My mind to your mind Whale: If I was "Jaws" you wouldn't DARE touch me!
Whale: Ever since the ferry went on strike!
Whale: NO hitchhikers!
Spook: Charlie the Tuna sends his regards!
Whale: This Greenpeace thing has gone too far!
Spook: Oh there once was a Vulcan from Nantucket... / The Whale: Who found himself in my FOOD bucket!
the whale: Keep your mitts off my blowhole, Mr. Pointy Ears!
whale: I am not the hell YOUR whale!
W: You got me a ticket to the 22nd century? S: Yeah, I'm working on it. Just act natural.
W: Did you just call me a FISH you space-lubber?
W: Yeah right buddy. If you have green blood, then I'm a big blob of blubber.
W: And all this time I thought that you cared for me as a whale. Only now I discover you're just doing this to save your own sorry behind!
W: Nice dress! S: Give me a break! I just got back from the dead.
W: Hmmmm . . . I'm getting kind of hungry.
S: My mind to your mind . . . W: I feel the presence of a lower lifeform.
W: Arghh! Not another parasite!
whale: This guy is gettin'g on my nerves! Spook: I can feel the love!!!
Whale: and what makes you think I WANT to save your miserable greedy careless irresponsible environment-wrecking species?
Whale: You REALLY did too much LDS in the Sixties.
Whale: Stupid remora!
whale: You've moved beyond tree hugging?
Whale: Hey, buddy! That neckpinch won't work on me!
Whale: That is the ugliest lamprey I have ever seen!
Whale: It's times like these I wish I was a killer whale!
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