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Squatty jailbreak! This week's Sev Trek V parody looks at Squatty's unusual jailbreak technique!


Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek TV Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline was written by ThePenguinWeekly. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and Punchlines of the Day.



Excuse the delay , we were all a bit shocked to see a man actually EAT through a wall .

1of2

Eating a wall to break out your shipmates is not logical.

Roget

Yes, Mr. Squat...the jail is definitely broken...

Spindel

Quick Jim we need those anti-gravity boots, Squatty is tilting the ship again!

MindMelda

Spook: Gentlemen, I'll require total quiet to mindmelt with this land whale!

Mike Howell

Spook: If I say yes, will you stop crashing through bulkheads.

Mike Howell

Congratulations, you've just broken us out of the mess hall.

Zeve Bellringer of Red Dwarf

We can. However, we can not see anything, since your girth is blocking the way.

Bartlett

Next halloween you get to be the goodyear blimp

Bartlett

Spook: Tell me Squatty, Do you beep when you back up?

Bartlett

Remind me to never lock you out of the mess hall again

Bartlett

Wow, you give new meaning to ramming speed

Mats-Trek

It's quite hard to avoid seeing, just like you.

Seeker

Spook: This was the first one I've seen that was interrupted for a snack-break though.

J. B. Arvin

It was illogical for you to eat Mr. Sulu before rescuing us.

MindMelda

Spock: Just as I postulated, smearing jam on the wall worked!

Chris Hillier

As you can see gentlemen, possessing the mass of a black hole has its benefits.

Berlinghoff rassmussen

And your excuse in the mess hall is....

Freaky man

My god squatty you should really go on a diet

Voiceroy

Your timing is impeccable, Snotty. The captain was beginning to find me attractive.

Voiceroy

Sorry, we don't have any donuts.

Voiceroy

Quickly, let's escape before he eats us too.

Warpmind de InzanE

Fascinating... this is the first time I've actually seen a JAIL break...

zips

No. But I know a fat, balding Scotsman when I see one... and see one I do.

NateDog00

Squatty: Well? Let's go! What're ye waiting on? Spook: Elves and eight tiny reindeer.

1of2

Don't ye know a hungry man when you see one!

Spindel

This is the last time we let Mr. YouKnowWho Direct...

Madness

NOt such a jail break attempt as a " break jail" attempt

Cmdr. Solomon

Sorry. I was having a flashback to when I mindmelted with that whale.

Mark

How long did it take you to eat through that wall?

Mark

Yes. Where is it?

Mark

All I see is a young Santa Claus.

Cordavin Lon

Spook: "There be a whale here, captain."

Donna

Spook: Been at the dilithium crystals again have you, Mr. Squat?

Mav

Quirk: That's ten bucks you owe me Spook. He left some crumbs on the floor.

Bishop

No, No, No! The whales were in the last movie!

Mark

I'd recommend a food break.

Hector F

Spook: I think you took the "break" part too literally, Mr Squatty

Bill Castner

Quirk: I could have done that, you know!

Cyber-Garfield

Yes, but not literally

Jamsque

This one would be hard to miss

Daniv

Our vision is currently too obscured to see one.

Loki

McCorduroy: The best minds in sevfleet couldnt break out, but it only took Squatty....

Seska

Like we can see with you in the way

Seska

I dont know about Jail, but that belt is having a hard time

Khalas

How many guards did you eat?

Alicat

I think we were lucky that the jail was all you broke

Tonying16@ aol.com

Quirk: Don't YOU know a DIET when you see one?

Luigi Novi

Spook: Yes, but I've never seen anyone EAT the ENTIRE PRISON STAFF to do it!

Luigi Novi

So that WAS morse code for, "Watch out-- the fat guy's coming through"1

T'Bonz

Stand back men! The buttons are about to pop!

T'Bonz

I hope the floor is stronger than the wall!

T'Bonz

Fascinating! It ISN'T just a figure of speech!

Potswilly

Spook: Mr. Squat, where is your "Wide Load" sign?

Mike Wille

If I could see past you, I might.

Lt. Brad Gentry

I have made an obvious error captain. There is one person who can escape from our brigs.

Shlamko

Well, te jail is definitly broken.

Emily the One and Only

Quirk: And I thought I stole scenes...

Mike Howell

Yes. And apparently you know a donut when you eat ten.

Mike Howell

Are you kidding, we registered you on the Richter scale.

Mike Howell

Don't you know a doorknob when you see one?

jdwiseman

I know a BELT break when it's coming.

Randy Houle

Fats-inating...

T'Bonz

So the expression is to be taken literally!

Eldar

Quirk-what'd they do to you squatty? Squatty-let's just say i had to eat my way out!

ThePenguin Weekly

Sq: OK, where be the food? Sp: And we thought you were here to rescue us.

Corsair

More like Jail "Bulldozed"...

Dial "M" for Maul

No containment is a match for you Mr. Squat

Sophie

Fascinating understatement.

Joel Schimek

McCorduroy: We knew we had a fat chance of escaping!

The Great Wizzard

Spook: Captain, we're reaching a critical mass. I suggest beaming Squatty off the ship is the only way to prevent us from collapsing to a black hole.

Nodrog_CRC

Spook: "Fascinating, captain. Apperently, the walls were made of styrofoam after all."

Nodrog_CRC

Spook: "Captain, I'm afraid we're going to need your girdle..."

Nodrog_CRC

Spook: "It was most illogical for sev fleet to use gingerbread as a Brig construction material."

Nodrog_CRC

Sppok: "Congratulations, Captain. Your rumour that there were doughnuts here had the desired effect."

Spindel

Spook- Indeed.It would seem you broke something, like the weight limit of this ship.

Trevor Raggatt

The immovable object gives way to the irresistable weight..er..I mean force.

Trevor Raggatt

I cannot see one. YOu are standing in front of it.

Matt McLaughlin

You're right captain. Shouting the word "buffet" is a logical course of action.

Jonnyroth

As long as you don't break wind, i don't mind

Jonnyroth

I knew your weight would count for some sort of advantage

Jonnyroth

Well, know we know why we've been finding Squatty sized holes leading to the food replicator rooms

Jonnyroth

Yeah, i also know a lunch break, and you've been having too many

the MASK

Well, Mr.Sqatt. We did see the wall break.

The Great Wizzard

Buns: Remind me never to complain about Squatty's weight again...

Joeno

Quirk: Let me guess, Spook, 'Fascinating?'

Glorendil

Logic dictates a use of the door...

John Nelson

Looks more like a "Hull Breach" to me!

Wendee Rae

Quirk: I would if you didn't enter every room that way!

CrazyLady

McCorduroy:"Jail break! I see a man who still refuses to follow my advisory diet!"

Michael B. English

The needs of the one outweigh the needs of the many. Jailbreak or no jailbreak, Squatty, it's diet time!

edgelett

Now we know that pouring chocolate on the wall and letting Squatty eat his way through really works!

derek

Not only are your scenes stretching it a bit..DO ARE YOUR SEAMS!!

derek

I know that your seamstress doesn't get paid enough!

derek

I know "ye" are obese.

8 of 12

I know a weight problem when I see one.

chrifgo

Buns: Santa Claus would have taken the chimney.

Tim N.

Spook: The logic of breaking *in* to a jail escapes me.

chrifgo

To break out of a jail, it's unnecessary to break the entire jail.

Polgara

I'd say "Whale break" would be more accurate.

Trekmaster

Jail-break, no. BELT-break, yes.

Kyle Bruck

I know when someone's weight is against regulations

JC

Spook: Your jailbreak technique is unique. Squatty: What jailbreak? I thought I smelt food cooking!

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