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Squatty jailbreak! This week's Sev Trek V parody looks at Squatty's unusual jailbreak technique!
|These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek TV Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline was written by
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Excuse the delay , we were all a bit shocked to see a man actually EAT through a wall .
Eating a wall to break out your shipmates is not logical.
Yes, Mr. Squat...the jail is definitely broken...
Quick Jim we need those anti-gravity boots, Squatty is tilting the ship again!
Spook: Gentlemen, I'll require total quiet to mindmelt with this land whale!
Spook: If I say yes, will you stop crashing through bulkheads.
Congratulations, you've just broken us out of the mess hall.
Zeve Bellringer of Red Dwarf
We can. However, we can not see anything, since your girth is blocking the way.
Next halloween you get to be the goodyear blimp
Spook: Tell me Squatty, Do you beep when you back up?
Remind me to never lock you out of the mess hall again
Wow, you give new meaning to ramming speed
It's quite hard to avoid seeing, just like you.
Spook: This was the first one I've seen that was interrupted for a snack-break though.
J. B. Arvin
It was illogical for you to eat Mr. Sulu before rescuing us.
Spock: Just as I postulated, smearing jam on the wall worked!
As you can see gentlemen, possessing the mass of a black hole has its benefits.
And your excuse in the mess hall is....
My god squatty you should really go on a diet
Your timing is impeccable, Snotty. The captain was beginning to find me attractive.
Sorry, we don't have any donuts.
Quickly, let's escape before he eats us too.
Warpmind de InzanE
Fascinating... this is the first time I've actually seen a JAIL break...
No. But I know a fat, balding Scotsman when I see one... and see one I do.
Squatty: Well? Let's go! What're ye waiting on? Spook: Elves and eight tiny reindeer.
Don't ye know a hungry man when you see one!
This is the last time we let Mr. YouKnowWho Direct...
NOt such a jail break attempt as a " break jail" attempt
Sorry. I was having a flashback to when I mindmelted with that whale.
How long did it take you to eat through that wall?
Yes. Where is it?
All I see is a young Santa Claus.
Spook: "There be a whale here, captain."
Spook: Been at the dilithium crystals again have you, Mr. Squat?
Quirk: That's ten bucks you owe me Spook. He left some crumbs on the floor.
No, No, No! The whales were in the last movie!
I'd recommend a food break.
Spook: I think you took the "break" part too literally, Mr Squatty
Quirk: I could have done that, you know!
Yes, but not literally
This one would be hard to miss
Our vision is currently too obscured to see one.
McCorduroy: The best minds in sevfleet couldnt break out, but it only took Squatty....
Like we can see with you in the way
I dont know about Jail, but that belt is having a hard time
How many guards did you eat?
I think we were lucky that the jail was all you broke
Quirk: Don't YOU know a DIET when you see one?
Spook: Yes, but I've never seen anyone EAT the ENTIRE PRISON STAFF to do it!
So that WAS morse code for, "Watch out-- the fat guy's coming through"1
Stand back men! The buttons are about to pop!
I hope the floor is stronger than the wall!
Fascinating! It ISN'T just a figure of speech!
Spook: Mr. Squat, where is your "Wide Load" sign?
If I could see past you, I might.
Lt. Brad Gentry
I have made an obvious error captain. There is one person who can escape from our brigs.
Well, te jail is definitly broken.
Emily the One and Only
Quirk: And I thought I stole scenes...
Yes. And apparently you know a donut when you eat ten.
Are you kidding, we registered you on the Richter scale.
Don't you know a doorknob when you see one?
I know a BELT break when it's coming.
So the expression is to be taken literally!
Quirk-what'd they do to you squatty? Squatty-let's just say i had to eat my way out!
Sq: OK, where be the food? Sp: And we thought you were here to rescue us.
More like Jail "Bulldozed"...
Dial "M" for Maul
No containment is a match for you Mr. Squat
McCorduroy: We knew we had a fat chance of escaping!
The Great Wizzard
Spook: Captain, we're reaching a critical mass. I suggest beaming Squatty off the ship is the only way to prevent us from collapsing to a black hole.
Spook: "Fascinating, captain. Apperently, the walls were made of styrofoam after all."
Spook: "Captain, I'm afraid we're going to need your girdle..."
Spook: "It was most illogical for sev fleet to use gingerbread as a Brig construction material."
Sppok: "Congratulations, Captain. Your rumour that there were doughnuts here had the desired effect."
Spook- Indeed.It would seem you broke something, like the weight limit of this ship.
The immovable object gives way to the irresistable weight..er..I mean force.
I cannot see one. YOu are standing in front of it.
You're right captain. Shouting the word "buffet" is a logical course of action.
As long as you don't break wind, i don't mind
I knew your weight would count for some sort of advantage
Well, know we know why we've been finding Squatty sized holes leading to the food replicator rooms
Yeah, i also know a lunch break, and you've been having too many
Well, Mr.Sqatt. We did see the wall break.
The Great Wizzard
Buns: Remind me never to complain about Squatty's weight again...
Quirk: Let me guess, Spook, 'Fascinating?'
Logic dictates a use of the door...
Looks more like a "Hull Breach" to me!
Quirk: I would if you didn't enter every room that way!
McCorduroy:"Jail break! I see a man who still refuses to follow my advisory diet!"
Michael B. English
The needs of the one outweigh the needs of the many. Jailbreak or no jailbreak, Squatty, it's diet time!
Now we know that pouring chocolate on the wall and letting Squatty eat his way through really works!
Not only are your scenes stretching it a bit..DO ARE YOUR SEAMS!!
I know that your seamstress doesn't get paid enough!
I know "ye" are obese.
8 of 12
I know a weight problem when I see one.
Buns: Santa Claus would have taken the chimney.
Spook: The logic of breaking *in* to a jail escapes me.
To break out of a jail, it's unnecessary to break the entire jail.
I'd say "Whale break" would be more accurate.
Jail-break, no. BELT-break, yes.
I know when someone's weight is against regulations
Spook: Your jailbreak technique is unique. Squatty: What jailbreak? I thought I smelt food cooking!
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