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This week: Future Olympic events! With the Olympics over, it is time to look to the future (several centuries, in fact) and imagine what new Olympic events might exist in the 24th Century...


Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek TV Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline was written by Dial "M" for Maul. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions as well as the finalist punchlines.


Shrinni

The most caffinated captain contest

Graeme

'Jim' -nastics - Gracefully dodging the advances of Captain Quirk.

Mark

Tribble put.

Bexley

Carsalesian egg-and-spoon race. (That was terrible, sorry, sorry, sorry!)

Leon van Steensel

Trying To Get A Lock

Agee

Synchronised Bridge Staggering

Chris

Fastest hairloss with promotion

Gene Ewell

The Gainweight Hairdo Hurdle

MindMelda

Vulcan figuring pi to the last decimal (that'll keep em busy)

Tone

Rapid button pushing.

Avenger CO

Ensign toss.

Jackie Bundy

Bat'leth Hurdles

Raven

Nitpicking

Maximus

Soccer with Trubbles

paddy

Bat'leth throwing

MindMelda

The Gainweight 100 meter caffeine-accelerated bathroom sprint (

Tom Hyde

High G Weightlifting

P Swayne

Trubble toss and catch. One player tosses a trubble to another, who attempts to catch it on his head. Current champion: Captain Quirk.

Dolphin

Vulcan silly face contest

Nicholas Roche

Zero-Gee Water Polo

Paul

tripedal androgenous mud-wrestling

Paul

metaphasic hide and seek

Paul

Assimilatathon

4 of 5

Red-Shirt Rugby

Eldar

klingon nose picking with Bat'Leth

Seiryu

Running in high heels and ridiculously tight clothes

T'alar

The Speak slower than Kirk-a-thon

V. Equinox

Hollowdeck survival

The Red 9

The high jump.... with no gravity

TEFII

Javelin throw. (with Wesley as the target)

Cirrus

data's detached head tetherball

Riff

Synchronized shirt-tugging

Riff

Flounder Gymnastics

kit

Sickbay box peddling...

kit

Dabo Girl Mud Wrestling

Big D

Zero Gravity Volleyball

Kadzu

Uniform redesign using same two colors

MindMelda

Borg 1000 meter lurch.

talshiarHQ

Extreme bloodwine drinking.

talshiarHQ

Photon torpedoes throwing. Incoming torpedoes catching.

Spockman#77

Synchronised Balding (For captains only!)

Morgan

Name that forehead

Jo Mama

Extreme Evolution! Go to warp ten and the first one to fully evolve wins!

TKar

Find the bathroom contest.

Ash

Knock the wig off William Shatner

TKar

Lighting the Torch from Orbit

TKar

Gem Harder Drug testing

TKar

Jefferies Tube Maze

TKar

Captain's head polishing contest

TKar

Enterforaprize skeet shooting

TKar

Techno Babble Rap Contest

Griffin

The 500m dash. In 10X the gravity!

Griffin

Velcron Q-tip fighting!

Tyrrogan

Continuity Marathon: Whoever/whatever can maintain continuity the longest wins (likely to be a short event)

Shlamko

Artistic beaming-up

Shlamko

100 meter, with a klingoff chasing

Luigi Novi

How about members of the Q continuum participating in the discus throw, using DS9 as the discus!

Luigi Novi

Starfleet water polo: Two teams try to keep Capt. Quirk's toupee away from him by throwing it back to one another while he stands in the middle of the pool.

Luigi Novi

Klingon Triathalon: Ski down a mountain, kayak across a river, then chop someone's head off with a bat'leh!

Kadzu

Boldly going where no man has gone before

Edward

Red-Shirt Survivor Contest

Seanith

Neck Pinching

????

Omnipotent vs. Human fisticuffs.

DB

Synchronized chair lurching

TEFII

Bat'leth Table tennis.

Captain Big Mouth

Coffee Drinking Contest.

Poego

synchronized space walking

spiffy

Guano's hat toss

admirably lost

the borg being removed from the olympics for inserting foreign substances in the competition

Mike Howell

Track and warp field

The Masked Flint-Steeler

see who can make Morn laugh/smile/talk

Heather Nova

The Toupee toss

Loki

beating Bashir at darts

MJ

Exploding console high-jump

DRobb

Redshirt javelin catch

DRobb

Exploding console gymnastics

Istari Apprentice

Fastest tricorder finger.

Dial "M" for Maul

200m Freestyle (in Founders)

Dial "M" for Maul

Beta Head Volleyball

Dial "M" for Maul

200m Piker Strut

Dial "M" for Maul

Borg Sprint (hey, we've all seen e'm move!)

Dial "M" for Maul

ObstaQ Course

Adam

Klingoff headbut competition

Standback

Plothole-Sidestepping

Tom Hyde

Jeffries Tube racing. (400 m, 800 m & 1500 m)

Nodrog_CRC

Synchronized shirt tugging

Rob Mey

Toothpick lifting in Jupiter's gravity

Roy

Borg Synchronized Swimming

Roy

Saucer section throwing

Roy

Technobabble contest

Powerlord

Batleth Juggling

Joona Palaste

Wormhole surfing

Wendee Rae

The Decapilon (An event dominated by the Klingoffs)

Johnathan McClure

Introduction of the Latinum Medal

Johnathan McClure

Painsticks instead of Javelins

ThePenguin Weekly

Synchronized Shape Shifting

ThePenguin Weekly

Red Shirt Marathon (being chased by devices of death)

ThePenguin Weekly

Tribble Shotput

JC

Ensign trap shooting

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