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This week: Juvenile Bashful the Spy! We venture onto the hollowdeck with Doctor Bashful showing Obsequious Order spy Garage what spying is really about
|These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek TV Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline
was written by Mike Howell. You can read the
transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the
competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and Punchlines of the Day.|
Garage: So where do I come in? Bashful: I have to avenge SOMEONE's death!
Garage: You call yourself a spy? Bashful: Of cours not, it would blow my cover!
Garage: This isin't spying! Bashful: It's spying with STYLE!
Garage: Look out ! Bashful: Elementary, my dear Garage. It's all in the wrist.
Garage: OK. You've shown me how to impress the women. What's next? Bashful: Lesson 5. Taking out the bad guy, with incredible style ("pop").
Garage: Let me guess, he's a dangerous enemy agent? Bashful: No, just an unlucky bellhop.
Garage: Champagne as a weapon? Bashful: It gives new meaning to the word "phizzer."
Garage: I thought I told you to take care of him! Bashful: Hey, he's been plugged.
Garage: This is spy work? Bashful: No, this is stopping up a runny nose.
Garage: Pfft. This isn't espionage. Where're the lights?
Garage: They never taught us how to do that in the obesity order. Bashful: Amateurs
Bashful: I guess he can't handle his champagne!
Garage: Please stop doing that Bashful: Okay, cross my heart and hope to die, pop a cork in this guy's eye
The Great Wizzard
Bashful: I think now you see why I want my drinks "Shaken, Not Stirred".
Garage: Now, really Doctor, don't I get to do anything? Bashful: Yes, fetch my car.
Lt. Cmdr. M D 'Hallam' Platts
Garak: What's your opinion on Kanar? Bashir: I like it shaken. Not stirred.
Lt. Cmdr. M D 'Hallam' Platts
Bashir: Quick! Somebody tear my shirt or at least dislodge my cummerbund!
Garage: This is not like any spy job I ever had! Bashful: You never spied for the right people!
Garage: You have to prevent them from seeing you're a spy Bashful: You mean like this?
G: Ha! In the Obsidian Order, the cork was a MUCH deadlier weapon.
G: Being a spy isn't this glamorous! B: You were spying for the wrong organization.
Garage: This is a LITTLE ridiculous! Bashful: That's odd, I paid for VERY!
Garage: Why do you get all the women??? Bashful: Because I don't look like i ran into a wall
Garage: A champagne cork? Well really!?! Bashful: WHat would you do? Garotte him with your cummerbund?
Garage: It was never like this in the Obsequious Order! Bashful: And it was never like this in med school!!
Garage: In my day, we had no convenient corks.
Garage: It was never like this in the Obsequious Order! Bashful: Just watch and learn!
Garage: One more quip and I'll kill you myself. Bashful: That's one in the eye for him!
Garage: You call yourself a spy? Bashful: If I don't, no one else will!
Garage: Couldn't find a sillier program? Bashful: Captain Proton was checked out!
Garage: How do you kill people without trying? Bashful: I pretend they're patients!
Garage: Did Earth spies really live like this? Bashful: Of course, don't you watch movies?
Garage: That stuff really packs a kick! Bashful: Only when shaken, not stirred!
Bashful: Isn't this better than using torture? Garage: How do you figure?
Garage: I see you've found a role that suits your ego! Bashful: The Gym Quirk file melts the computer!
Garage: Being a spy isn't all fun and games! Bashful: You're just not doing it right!
Garage: You're making a horrible mess of this one Bashful! Bashful: I'm liscenced to spill.
Garage: Why don't I get a girl? Bashful: My fantasy, but you can have Worf if you'd rather.
Garage: Do you realize that you're wasting a priceless bottle of Bjorn wine? Bashful: Yes, and I look good doing it!
Garage: Who's that? Bashful: Disgruntled patient.
Garage: So THIS is your fantasy, doctor? Bashful: Hey, you're a spy, not my psychiatrist!
Garage: So THIS are your combat skills? Bashful: Wait 'till I use the tomato juice!
Garage: A caring profession, I see. Bashful: This is how I usually get patients.
G: Why don't I get a girl? B: There wasn't enough computer memory. And since I'm the hero . . .
Garage: Reallt Doctor, just because he brought you the wrong drink, doesn't mean you have to kill the waiter.... Wait...yes it does, sorry. Bashful: I told him, shaken, not stirred.
Garage: not so bashful now, are we
Garage: Ha! You called left eye. Pay up! Bashful: It's MY left.
Garage: You're supposed to hide in the shadows, not blatantly announce your arrival! Bashful: I've watched tons of spy movies, and this is how they do i!
Garage: Wouldn't a disruptor be easier? Bashful: Yes, but this puts the fizz into phizzer!
Garage: Oh, Julian!. Bashful: That's HER line, Garage...
Garage: Dispatched by a champagne cork?. Bashful: Wait til you see what I can do with toenail clippings!
Garage: If you are the secret agent, who am I? Bashful: The comic sidekick, what else?
Garage: Do you know how insulting this is? Bashful: Not half as insulting as you in that tux.
Garage: This is quite a fantasy, Doctor. Bashful: If it were *quite* a fantasy, you would not be here!
Garage: This is completely rediculous! Bashful: Sorry, I thought everyone was supposed to look good in a tux.
Garage: Being a spy is not this easy. Bashful: Neither is being this sexy, but I'm handling them both.
Garage:Watch were your pointing that thing! Bashful: Well, I am licensed to pop!
Ann E. Nichols
Garage: What kind of foe can be taken out by a champagne cork? Bashful: The kind you WISH you had.
Ann E. Nichols
Garage: You mean Terran spies get to have gorgeous women fawn over them and tackle only incompetent opponents? I spied for the wrong side.
G: How come you always get to be the hero? B: Park it, Garage. I'm busy.
Dial "M" for Maul
Garage: How does it feel to sav the world AGAIN? Bashful: I am shaken, but not stirred.
Dial "M" for Maul (this one might be a little beyond good taste)
Garage: Well, you saved the world...AGAIN! Bashful: It's not over until Money Penny debriefs me.
Dial "M" for Maul
Garage: Why does your champagne do that? Bashful: I take mine shaken, not stirred.
Dial "M" for Maul
Garage: Why do you spend so much time in here? Bashful: I'm Fond. Overly Fond.
Garage: A spy? Champagne? The girl? Bashful: Well, the Kirk progam was already in use!
Garage: A Spy adventure? Bashful: You were expecting E.R.?
Garage: nice shot Bashful: you might say it was a real corker!
Garage: Bashful: heres one in the eye for the enemy
Garage: When do we start torturing individuals for information? Bashful: I'm going to start by tickle-torturing this woman here!
Garage: Great, now all we need is a hollow deck malfunction.
Garage: You don't need a pizzer, that bottle is dangerous enough Bashful: It's a corker of a weapon
Garage: Just who do you think you are ! Bashful: Bond....Bashful Bond
Bashful: "Watch this move... it's a corker!"
Garage: He only asked for a tip! Bashful: Well tip this!
Garage:I still think a phizzer is mor effective
Garage: So how come you get the girl and I don't? Bashful: Well I *am* genetically enhanced!
G: How come you always get the girl? B: Have you looked in a mirror lately?
Ted Rebo (Walk softly and carry a big trubble)
Garage: Since when did spies start focusing on women?! Bashful: You heard about the genetic enhancements, did you?
Garage: You know normal people use a gun. Bashful: I guess you could call me Bashful, James Bashful Licence to hit people with champagne corks
Garage: This is not how WE conducted covert operations! Bashful: I'm a sevfleet officer, reality isn't my forte.
Garage: And who are you? Bashful: Bashful, Juvenile Bashful!
Garage: So now what do we do? Bashful: Drink it, of course!
Garage: It was never like this in the Obsequious Order! Bashful: If you'd used more champagne corks, maybe you would've won the war!
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