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This week: Juvenile Bashful the Spy! We venture onto the hollowdeck with Doctor Bashful showing Obsequious Order spy Garage what spying is really about


Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek TV Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline was written by Mike Howell. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and Punchlines of the Day.


Jack Hammerfist

Garage: So where do I come in? Bashful: I have to avenge SOMEONE's death!

Jack Hammerfist

Garage: You call yourself a spy? Bashful: Of cours not, it would blow my cover!

Avenger CO

Garage: This isin't spying! Bashful: It's spying with STYLE!

Matt

Garage: Look out ! Bashful: Elementary, my dear Garage. It's all in the wrist.

Matt

Garage: OK. You've shown me how to impress the women. What's next? Bashful: Lesson 5. Taking out the bad guy, with incredible style ("pop").

Juan Deer

Garage: Let me guess, he's a dangerous enemy agent? Bashful: No, just an unlucky bellhop.

Dave Cleveland

Garage: Champagne as a weapon? Bashful: It gives new meaning to the word "phizzer."

Delta1700

Garage: I thought I told you to take care of him! Bashful: Hey, he's been plugged.

Delta1700

Garage: This is spy work? Bashful: No, this is stopping up a runny nose.

OptimalOp

Garage: Pfft. This isn't espionage. Where're the lights?

Rob McLeod

Garage: They never taught us how to do that in the obesity order. Bashful: Amateurs

Pepo

Bashful: I guess he can't handle his champagne!

Jazzy

Garage: Please stop doing that Bashful: Okay, cross my heart and hope to die, pop a cork in this guy's eye

The Great Wizzard

Bashful: I think now you see why I want my drinks "Shaken, Not Stirred".

Spindel

Garage: Now, really Doctor, don't I get to do anything? Bashful: Yes, fetch my car.

Lt. Cmdr. M D 'Hallam' Platts

Garak: What's your opinion on Kanar? Bashir: I like it shaken. Not stirred.

Lt. Cmdr. M D 'Hallam' Platts

Bashir: Quick! Somebody tear my shirt or at least dislodge my cummerbund!

Bill Harris

Garage: This is not like any spy job I ever had! Bashful: You never spied for the right people!

sess-pity

Garage: You have to prevent them from seeing you're a spy Bashful: You mean like this?

ThePenguin Weekly

G: Ha! In the Obsidian Order, the cork was a MUCH deadlier weapon.

ThePenguin Weekly

G: Being a spy isn't this glamorous! B: You were spying for the wrong organization.

Jack Hammerfist

Garage: This is a LITTLE ridiculous! Bashful: That's odd, I paid for VERY!


Garage: Why do you get all the women??? Bashful: Because I don't look like i ran into a wall

Trevor Raggatt

Garage: A champagne cork? Well really!?! Bashful: WHat would you do? Garotte him with your cummerbund?

Trevor Raggatt

Garage: It was never like this in the Obsequious Order! Bashful: And it was never like this in med school!!

jdwiseman

Garage: In my day, we had no convenient corks.

Trevor Raggatt

Garage: It was never like this in the Obsequious Order! Bashful: Just watch and learn!

Trevor Raggatt

Garage: One more quip and I'll kill you myself. Bashful: That's one in the eye for him!

Jack Hammerfist

Garage: You call yourself a spy? Bashful: If I don't, no one else will!

Jack Hammerfist

Garage: Couldn't find a sillier program? Bashful: Captain Proton was checked out!

Jack Hammerfist

Garage: How do you kill people without trying? Bashful: I pretend they're patients!

Jack Hammerfist

Garage: Did Earth spies really live like this? Bashful: Of course, don't you watch movies?

Jack Hammerfist

Garage: That stuff really packs a kick! Bashful: Only when shaken, not stirred!

Jack Hammerfist

Bashful: Isn't this better than using torture? Garage: How do you figure?

Quirk

Garage: I see you've found a role that suits your ego! Bashful: The Gym Quirk file melts the computer!

MindMelda

Garage: Being a spy isn't all fun and games! Bashful: You're just not doing it right!

Shloop

Garage: You're making a horrible mess of this one Bashful! Bashful: I'm liscenced to spill.

Seiryu

Garage: Why don't I get a girl? Bashful: My fantasy, but you can have Worf if you'd rather.

Seiryu

Garage: Do you realize that you're wasting a priceless bottle of Bjorn wine? Bashful: Yes, and I look good doing it!

Seiryu

Garage: Who's that? Bashful: Disgruntled patient.

Khalas

Garage: So THIS is your fantasy, doctor? Bashful: Hey, you're a spy, not my psychiatrist!

Khalas

Garage: So THIS are your combat skills? Bashful: Wait 'till I use the tomato juice!

Khalas

Garage: A caring profession, I see. Bashful: This is how I usually get patients.

ThePenguin Weekly

G: Why don't I get a girl? B: There wasn't enough computer memory. And since I'm the hero . . .

Spindel

Garage: Reallt Doctor, just because he brought you the wrong drink, doesn't mean you have to kill the waiter.... Wait...yes it does, sorry. Bashful: I told him, shaken, not stirred.

General Worf

Garage: not so bashful now, are we

Hanover Fisk

Garage: Ha! You called left eye. Pay up! Bashful: It's MY left.

Kenyar Jad

Garage: You're supposed to hide in the shadows, not blatantly announce your arrival! Bashful: I've watched tons of spy movies, and this is how they do i!

Trevor Raggatt

Garage: Wouldn't a disruptor be easier? Bashful: Yes, but this puts the fizz into phizzer!

Roget

Garage: Oh, Julian!. Bashful: That's HER line, Garage...

Roget

Garage: Dispatched by a champagne cork?. Bashful: Wait til you see what I can do with toenail clippings!

Shlamko

Garage: If you are the secret agent, who am I? Bashful: The comic sidekick, what else?

Wendee Rae

Garage: Do you know how insulting this is? Bashful: Not half as insulting as you in that tux.

Wendee Rae

Garage: This is quite a fantasy, Doctor. Bashful: If it were *quite* a fantasy, you would not be here!

Wendee Rae

Garage: This is completely rediculous! Bashful: Sorry, I thought everyone was supposed to look good in a tux.

Wendee Rae

Garage: Being a spy is not this easy. Bashful: Neither is being this sexy, but I'm handling them both.

Alffred

Garage:Watch were your pointing that thing! Bashful: Well, I am licensed to pop!

Ann E. Nichols

Garage: What kind of foe can be taken out by a champagne cork? Bashful: The kind you WISH you had.

Ann E. Nichols

Garage: You mean Terran spies get to have gorgeous women fawn over them and tackle only incompetent opponents? I spied for the wrong side.

ThePenguin Weekly

G: How come you always get to be the hero? B: Park it, Garage. I'm busy.

Dial "M" for Maul

Garage: How does it feel to sav the world AGAIN? Bashful: I am shaken, but not stirred.

Dial "M" for Maul (this one might be a little beyond good taste)

Garage: Well, you saved the world...AGAIN! Bashful: It's not over until Money Penny debriefs me.

Dial "M" for Maul

Garage: Why does your champagne do that? Bashful: I take mine shaken, not stirred.

Dial "M" for Maul

Garage: Why do you spend so much time in here? Bashful: I'm Fond. Overly Fond.

T'Bonz

Garage: A spy? Champagne? The girl? Bashful: Well, the Kirk progam was already in use!

T'Bonz

Garage: A Spy adventure? Bashful: You were expecting E.R.?

m

Garage: nice shot Bashful: you might say it was a real corker!

m

Garage: Bashful: heres one in the eye for the enemy

MindMelda

Garage: When do we start torturing individuals for information? Bashful: I'm going to start by tickle-torturing this woman here!

Panza

Garage: Great, now all we need is a hollow deck malfunction.

Lonewolf

Garage: You don't need a pizzer, that bottle is dangerous enough Bashful: It's a corker of a weapon

Save Ferris

Garage: Just who do you think you are ! Bashful: Bond....Bashful Bond

Nodrog

Bashful: "Watch this move... it's a corker!"


Garage: He only asked for a tip! Bashful: Well tip this!

Askre

Garage:I still think a phizzer is mor effective

§Sean§

Garage: So how come you get the girl and I don't? Bashful: Well I *am* genetically enhanced!

ThePenguin Weekly

G: How come you always get the girl? B: Have you looked in a mirror lately?

Ted Rebo (Walk softly and carry a big trubble)

Garage: Since when did spies start focusing on women?! Bashful: You heard about the genetic enhancements, did you?

Kirk's Wig

Garage: You know normal people use a gun. Bashful: I guess you could call me Bashful, James Bashful Licence to hit people with champagne corks

BitterAndy

Garage: This is not how WE conducted covert operations! Bashful: I'm a sevfleet officer, reality isn't my forte.

Leander

Garage: And who are you? Bashful: Bashful, Juvenile Bashful!

Shlamko

Garage: So now what do we do? Bashful: Drink it, of course!

JC

Garage: It was never like this in the Obsequious Order! Bashful: If you'd used more champagne corks, maybe you would've won the war!


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