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The bumper sticker idea was kicked off by littlestar.
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Klingoff Warbler bumper sticker! We ended Bumper Sticker week with the fearsome (if slightly ridiculous) Klingoff Warbler 


Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek TV Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline was written by Inmournin. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions as well as the finalist punchlines.


Shiraz

If you can read this, I'll kill my Helmsman!

trex

Phasers don't kill people, Klingoffs kill people.

Sir Steve

Honk if you love Phizzers!

Tyrrogan

If you can read this - thanks for the target practice.

Richard Merk

Set disruptors to 'poop'!

iq

The splurge of the galaxy

gammabond

Today is a good day for YOU to die.

Bill Harris

Stun setting is for wimps.

P Swayne

Polly want a cracker... NOW!

Thorongil

I brake for bony-ridged women.

Thorongil

No hitchhikers.

Thorongil

Gaghstock 2369

Pearl

we break for nobody!

T'Rowa

Got Gagh?

Nobody

If you can read this, I'm uncloaked.

EvilDevil

Warbler for sale, call 555-worrier

Belle-Anna

We shoot first and hail later.

Belle-Anna

You tailgate, you die.

Griffin

I break for battle!

Griffin

If you look cooler than us, we shall destroy you.

Griffin

We've got your Federation right here!

8 of 12

If you can read this, it's been nice knowing you.

Lt. Brad Gentry

How's my driving? Bad? Good!

Wendee Rae

My other ship is about to shoot at you.

Wendee Rae

We killed our gods, why should you be any different?

Mike Detterer

We Brake for a good fight!

OptimalOp

Eat at Koloth's

OptimalOp

Bloodwine: Is It In You?

OptimalOp

K.I.L.L.: Klingoff's Imperial Lucky Lasers

OptimalOp

Don't like my driving? Then you have no honor!

bonemar

Klingoffs: alien trash of the galaxy and proud!

admirably lost

I couldn,t Kahless

Alex

Our Brains did NOT Shrink!

Apollo Racer

If you can read this... I'm facing the wrong way! Prepare to DIE!!

Svenneaut

We have Federation-starships for breakfast!

Lucas

My mother DOES wear combat boots!

Mark

We Want a Cracker!

Mark

We'll give you the bird

Kalahari Karl

Tribble: The other, other white meat.

Khalas

We Will White-out Your Federation.

P Swayne

Watch for bird droppings

Harley Cat

My son is "Warrior of the Month" at Kahless Middle School

sess-pity

Bathing is a no-no.

sess-pity

There's no point in living if you can't kill.

sess-pity

For sale: one way tickets Sto'Vo'Kor

sess-pity

We don't bite... ok, maybe we do.

sess-pity

The universe is not enough.

sess-pity

Wanted: warriors. signed: Worriers

sess-pity

warning: toilet exhaust. Remember: we drink prune juice.

Mr. Memo

Got Honor?

Viserov

Barf, please come home!

Jen the jumping quean II

Shoot at us and we'll mess with your race's forehead structure.

Dial "M" for Maul

Our Phasers Have No "Stun" Setting

Dial "M" for Maul

Have You Killed A Tribble Today?

Dial "M" for Maul

MANY Itchy Trigger Fingered Klingons Aboard

Adm. Uziel

Targets wanted. Apply at front.

Corsair

How am I Marauding? Dial 1-800-Klng-off

MindMelda

Today is a good day to eat Klingoff blood pie at Morg's House of Gagh!

Jimbo Jones

Visualise Imminent Destruction

ScottE Bemeup

Honk If You Like Cranial Ridges

ScottE Bemeup

If you can read this, you're in my tractor beam.

Bruce

We've already boldly been

Alex Lampe

This is the last thing you'll ever read....

Molokov

We brake for Honour

Tom Hyde

Watch for falling eggs.

Naraht

My Other Ship's a Klingoff Bird of Prey.........also..

Trevor Raggatt

If you can read this, you're...gagh!

Morgan

If you can read this, you're already dead.

Wendee Rae

Warning: Prone to fits of treaty violations.

Wendee Rae

It's not a bumper sticker, it's an adhesive of honor!

Wendee Rae

Eat, Drink and Be Scary

Wendee Rae

We Break Your Limbs

Nan

Road ragers on board.

EvilDevil

Born to be klingoff.

EvilDevil

Today is a good day for a life insurance...

NeonLizard

We brake for everything and then BLOW it away!

Tonying16

Honk if you're feeling aggressive tendencies.

MindMelda

Bat'leths sharpened-Call 1-800-KANG

19 of 20

Be warned: I can shoot in every direction

Dial "M" for Maul

We're Not Retreating: We're Advancing In Another Direction!

Dial "M" for Maul

Peace, Love, and Galactic Genocide

Dial "M" for Maul

Honk if you think Kirk was a pain in the drive nozzel

Sirrta

Death happens - to others !

Sam

If you don't like my flying, go to Gre'thor

Q

We H8 Trubbles!

Q

Disintegration happens!

Vicki

Tribbles Happen

Bob-Clo-Cli-Mar

Come around to the front and fight like a man!

Polgara

Real men eat gagh...live.

T'Bonz

Stovedor or bust!

Spoo

I don't brake for Tribbles

Ben Jones

Keep running, I'm reloading

Bishop

Klingoffs, random acts of violence for over 75 years!

The PenguinWeekly

Mess with us and we'll mess up your windshield.

Ravenid

Will stop for prune juice.

Peter Bull

Tribble Free since Stardate 4824.2

Nodrog_CRC

Honk if you like blood wine.

King JellyBelly

If you can read this, you're in range!

littlestar

Got gagh?

Leander

We don't stop for Federation Space!

Leander

So you want some HONOR?

Bobby

Honk if you have killed someone today

The Great Wizzard

Don't ask about our foreheads!

The Great Wizzard

Will work for Gagh and Bloodwine

The Great Wizzard

No Tribbles allowed

The Great Wizzard

Today may be a good day for YOU to die

The Great Wizzard

Barf not welcome

trekkie2045

Warning: Scenes used from previous movies

Lt. Brad Gentry

We'll get to you in a moment.

John Fallon

Save the whales - kill the humans.

Hartstone

You don't have to be a Klingoff to work here...but it helps!

Kenyar Jad

Honk if you hate us!

JC

Today is a good day for everyone else to die.

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