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This week's idea was suggested on the Ideas Board by Doggy Spew.
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Species 90210! One wonders why Bored babe, Ten out of Ten hates Species 90210. Perhaps it's because they're the only creature skinnier than her

NEW! This week's strip includes the sev design of a phizzer rifle which will be appearing in the Sev Trek Movie. Here are production sketches and the 3D model of the phizzer rifle to check out!


Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek TV Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline was written by ScottE Bemeup You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions.


Christian

For me it's fashion. For them it's just 'skin'.

posallenger

I have to be like the human-beings, so I have to destroy everything which isn't like me!

Mark Cordell

Because they hurt Harry... which is my job

Avenger CO

Hatred is irrelevant...Self preservation however...

Rooster

It's simple, I wear a tight suit, they wear no suit. They are stealing my position as "the babe" on this ship!

Shlamko

No one is bulgier than me!

Griffin

Don't. I'm getting my new wardrobe.

Rob Jensen

They're trying to get my suit back

Griffin

She is grey and disgustingly thin!

Mark

I hate supermodels.

Dr Satan

I want to be computer generated too!

Sir Steve

Call it a nanite reaction.

Kayleigh B-W

They look better in my outfits than I do!!!

Wendee Rae

What's that old saying? If you can't assimilate 'em, kill 'em.

Mike Howell

Because they are impervious to my abrasive voluptiousness.

Marcus Jones

Tolerance is futile.

Griffin

That gray, skinny, sham of a character, will not take MY place!

Cryo

They're the only species we've encountered with catsuits tighter than mine!

Gizmo

They are giving Hairy Chin the heebie-jeebies. That's my job!

Ben Jones

Because they are irrelevant, and damn ugly!

Klau'HaQ

They remind me of what I had for breakfast!

sasha

No one wears less than me and gets away with it!

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

This one stole my Slimfast!

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

I don't - but I love the squishy sound they make when you splat them!

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

They look like something that gets up your nose!

009

It's a beauty and the beast thing...

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

They make my implants crawl!

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

CGI - Creepy Green Invaders!

Morgan

Oh, I'm sorry, i assumed you wanted to live until tomorrow!

Kevin

They use up too much of the SFX-budget.

Maartje

They never have a bad-hair day.

shadowgirl

One of them got to kiss Chocolatay!

valerie p

I know where that many wandering hands can go

DMJ

They're the only creatures in the galaxy that don't find me irresistible.

Nico

I do not. I just find their asymmetry unacceptable.

47 of 1701

He plays twister better than me

ShaneS

The Bored strive for perfection, and they got there FIRST!

MindMelda

Never mind that, how do you set this phizzer to Bug Zapper?

Warren Wind

They bring up strange memories of dark skies

Petréa Mitchell

Because they're a cheap rip-off of the Shadows!

ijsbeertje

we can't assimilate them...they don't fit in the costumes

Scott McClenny

They remind me of my past life on another network!

chrifgo

I'm prettier than Ripley. They're more disgusting than Alien. Any more questions?

Robert Aaron

They refused to be assimilated...and after I tried my best pickup lines too.

P Swayne

Jeez, Twoblock, somebody spits out their chewing gum, and you think it's a species!

Da Chief

They are the only species to find me repulsive!

aceto

The Borg assimilated arachnophobia from species 911

trex

They killed Data on ID4

LadyDragonFlyz

There's only ONE who can have so many curves, and that's TEN!

Alex

First, Computer Generated ships, then Computer Generated Aliens, before I know it Lara Croft will be taking my place!

You may already be a winner

They've got more numbers than me

Tkar

They distract my fans when we are in the same scene.

Lord Psi

They tried to kill Hairy, that was MY job.

VCS

They wear two sizes smaller than I do.

Tom

their waists are thinner than mine

EvilDevil

they get more attention from the CGI department.

P Swayne

And I suppose you just want to sit and meditate with it. Well, meditate this, bug! (Zap!)

Someone

There is a story behind it...Story 67390.

littlestar

Hate them? No! I love them! Roasted, fried, grilled, steamed...

yorgi

It's a species? I thought it was Leola root stew come to life!!

Johnathan McClure

They're pure S-evil.

Quip

Oh right, take HER side!

Quip

I could NEVER get my suit that tight!

Quip

She beat me out of the Miss Universe pageant for "Miss Evil Collective!"

Quip

Steal my foreground-shot and you'll join it!

Quip

Who Who WOULDN'T want to kill a camera-hogging bimbo in an over-tight purple suit?

Quip

Camera-hogging is MY job!

Quip

She wants to be more popular than me- as IF!

derek

They can maintain longer nails without acrylic extentions!!

Qui Gon Vin

They clash with my outfit!

E-Nice

They're the only species more perfect than the Bored.

E-Nice

They remind me of what I look like when I take off this catsuit, make-up, and good lighting.

Quip

They're like, SO snooty!

Elim

Hmm... They are psychotic slimy genocidal CGI - what's not to like?

Viserov

It's the only creature that doesn't feel the effects of my good looks.

J'nil

there's only room for one shapely body around here

Viserov

Because they get to walk around naked.

Viserov

They made a comment about my form fitting costume.

jdwiseman

Haven't you noticed? I hate everyone.

Viserov

They are the only thing that can weaken the Borg other than Forager's writers.

JScript

One mistook my alcove for a toilet

Ryyn

I don't know....Maybe I feel like they're stealing my title as skinniest being in the galaxy!

Rick Hay

Because, I'm the ONLY silicone enhanced creature on this show!

jdwiseman

I want to have all the interesting bumps.

Ann E. Nichols

They make me feel fat.

Ann E. Nichols

With THAT designation, they've GOT to be pretentious.

edgelett

Die Shannon Dougnuty!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dryad47

No one can have more sev logos than me. NO ONE!

Mark

They designed my costume.

Elf

They have THREE legs that look good in lycra.

Compdude

They possess a superior number of Sev symbols.

Doug Patrick

It has more hands than my last ten boyfriends combined.

Elim

I need a new outfit - the Doctor suggested leather.

Denver White

They destroyed Borg Spandex manufacturing facility Unimatrix 46!

Wei-Hwa

Call it professional jealousy.

P Swayne

Red eyes... red shirt... what's the difference? It has to die!

Cybermoose

They have nicer legs than me.

the cheekster

We're wearing the same outfit.

the cheekster

It looks more realistic than I do.

P Swayne

Shut up and hand me a can of Raid!

Kazzy

It has better nails than I do - the competition must be eliminated !

Daniv

Only *I* get the skintight outfits!

Alodia Dakar

Look at them! They're a disgrace to the fashion industry.

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

This one's a size 8!

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

Fluidic space sucks!

Ryan-19

They bear a striking resemblence to Tori Spelling

Logicwolf

They keep using my “uniform in a spray can”.

talshiarHQ

They win the Miss-Deltoid contest every year....Grrr!

Logicwolf

I don’t like to be shown up by something that looks like Neelicks “cassarole suprise”.

Logicwolf

They ate the cast of 90210, but that’s not why I hate them.

The Great Wizzard

Species 90210? I though it was Annoyme Wildman in her new "Flotter" costume...

two-four-§ev

Figure Envy

two-four-§ev

Number Envy

two-four-§ev

It's a Bored thing - explanations are irrelevant!

ScottE Bemeup

Just because I was raised in a hive doesn't mean I like bugs.

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

They're ugly, slimy, smelly - hey I hate Kneelicks too come to think of it!

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

They're threatening to assimilate my audience share!

The Great Wizzard

They're the 90210th species that couldn't kill Hairy Chin!

Trevor Raggatt

I hate all races which have a chance to kill Hairy but blow it

T'pek

Because they look better, and don't even need the 6 hours to get into this stupid outfit!

Corsair

Like, ya know?, ewwwwww!

BitterAndy

There can be only one in a cat suit.

Nodrog_CRC

They're the only beings with more curves then I.

SESS-PITY

they stole my purple suit!

SESS-PITY

I hate them 'cause they're beautifull.

Naraht

They have more Sev Logos than even I can count..

SESS-PITY

They look like me without make-up.

MissIzzy

They grab the viewers' eyes away from me.

Sagan Malluma

They took over Melrose sector!

Sam

Ever ran into one of these in a dark alcove at night?

The Great Wizzard

The species number shows the threat it is towards the Bored. By the way, you are of "Species -400".

Elim

Naome asked for a stuffed animal.

The Great Wizzard

"The Weak shall perish" I'll show them who's weak!

Elim

They have very fatty meat. I have to destroy them all before Kneelix catches one and cooks it.

Elim

I don't hate them. This is a standard Bored greeting.

Elim

I know it's illogical, but there's something about their desire to exterminate all life in the galaxy that ... disturbs me.

gurglesplat

Their number's bigger

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

I'm the only number round here!!!

Trevor Raggatt

I fear they threaten my position as "babe of the galaxy"

Trevor Raggatt

Last time I assimilated one it gave me terrible indigestion

Wendy

They're the only creature skinnier than myself!

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