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Sev Trek: The Comic Strip

Fat Squatty! Over the movies, Engineer Squatty seemed to get fatter and fatter - it's a good thing they were all shown on the big screen!


Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek Movie Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline was written by Calicia. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions.


Luigi Novi

Sulu, lock onto 90% of the fat in Squatty's stomach and beam it into the warp core. We'll use it for fuel.

Luigi Novi

Squatty, I know they say the camera adds ten pounds, but exactly HOW MANY CAMERAS ARE ON YOU NOW?

Luigi Novi

At this rate, Squatty's gonna need a Dyson Sphere to hold him!

Ben Jones

proof that logic is just ignorance by numbers

MindMelda

I keep him around to make me look thinner!

Dr Satan

Prepare for standard orbit.

Allan

Squatty's getting into this wide-format thing.

Allan

Depends on WHICH one...

Glenn

Mr Sulu, set course for the Federation Liposuction Facility....

P Swayne

I'm beginning to think it wasn't the trubbles that ate all the grain on that space station.

Morgan

Computer, deny squatty access to donut dispenser.

Christopher

There, but for the grace of warp-powered girdle, go I.

Christopher

The transploder split me into two, but seems to have magnified Squatty.

Potswilly

Present company excluded.

Chris

Your logic is flawed my friend

augustdragon

No more pit stops on McDonaldus VI!

P Swayne

You are illogical, and Squatty is elliptical.

augustdragon

Check for missing crewmembers NOW!

Petréa Mitchell

I shudder to think how many he's got in there.

Sothis

I just heard- earth now orbits us.

jdwiseman

Now we know what really happened to Ceti Alpha 6.

Yorgi

I think Squatty just changed the laws of physics on that subject!

Phil Bruce

We're exploring space - not digesting it !

Selena Ulrich

That was *still* no excuse for Spotty to *eat* them all!

Bobby

Time to tkae a little detour to Weight Watchers Homeworld

Bobby

Especially one snacks on the many

NateDog00

Well, beam the One to Jenny Craig.

Cordavin Lon

Kirk to Enterprise - one to "pudge up".

palleon1

And he always wondered why we never called HIM bones...

Luke

I knew I shouldn't have let him reroute Engineering to the the Mess Hall

Crazeyal

Kirk: Something tells me that we need another whale.... Scotty: BOIP!

Crazeyal

Yeah right.... and the Transporter ISN'T cringing in fear....

TKAR

Just make sure the many is enormous.

Richard Simpson

That detour to Willy Wonka Prime did us no good either...

P Swayne

Squatty ate the Genesis Machine, and a planet has formed inside him.

augustdragon

And we all thought you had no sense of humor, Spook!

kjotvi

That explains our problems staying on course, the ship is orbiting our chief engineer.

BobbyM

Only I get to have my torso exposed!

P Swayne

Squatty! The shields are buckling! And your pants are unbuckling!

Kevin

It's just nice to have someone around who outweighs ME!

yorgi

Were talking philosophically right?

Martijn van Genderen

No squatty, We will not stop at every SevDonalds we encounter

kit

There's not enough weight in your argument!

Dano Langevin

All right Squatty... cough up my seat.

Nodrog_CRC

Spook, if you're bragging about being the skinniest one here, SHUT UP.

jdwiseman

And sometimes the needs of the one are an entire delicatessen

spiffy

You also said that space would make him weightless.

spiffy

Is that the new Weight Watchers motto?

Vicki

He canna eat no more!

Zatharus

This happened after we upgraded our treadmill engines to warp engines

Zatharus

Squatty -- when I say "hard to starboard", jump to the right side of the ship

Timo

Exceptions confirm the rule.

Buckwheat

Squatty! We suppose to save the whales, not eat them!

Toni

Spook, is this bridge strong enough to hold the one?

Catspaw

Computer, activate EJCH, the emergency Jenny Craig Hologram!

KSheff

So he's the reason we can't reach even warped speed two!

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

I hope this movie's widescreen!

Nails

Oh yeah? Let me undo my girdle, and I'll prove you wrong!

ScottE Bemeup

Hey, hey, hey, it's faaaat Squatty.

ScottE Bemeup

Mr. Scott, you're out of uniform.

yorgi

The many are starving because of the one!

Billy Arbco

Yes, I know, that's actually three uniforms they sewed together.

Trevor Raggatt

If Squatty outweighs any more he could turn into a black hole.

Trevor Raggatt

Hmm. We'd better turn down the artificial gravity!

+PsychoPat+

How many ensigns does it take to sqeeze him into a turbolift?

+PsychoPat+

Suck in that gut mister!

+PsychoPat+

I said take the conn! Not eat the conn!

+PsychoPat+

Must I point out the obvious error in your logic?

Lt. Brad Gentry

Unless the one's been on two years of shore leave.

ALicat

In Squatty's case, the many are hamburgers

Anne

Oh, and speaking of weight, we've just exceeded the ship's maximum capacity...

Anne

Don't try that Velcron logic on me, Spook! Face it, he's FAT!

Maximus

He's gonna blow!

Maximus

Set phasers to "Deflab."

Maximus

The jiggling...its like a lava lamp.

Dryad47

It's scary when somebody makes ME look slim.

Shawn McNiel

In space, no one can hear you split your seam.

Shawn McNiel

Squatty, I dinna think your pants can take anymore!

Cybermoose

Computer, increase structural intergrity to Squatty.

Cybermoose

Eating the enemy ship... don't teach you that at the academy

Roget

And Energy equals Squatty times the speed of light squared...

John

What if the many is the one?

John

Logically yes, but reality no.

spiffy

Then the many have not met Mr. Squatt.

Viserov

Spook, what does your Vulcan logic say now?

Viserov

I used to think so, too... but, as you can see...

Viserov

Spook, I think we found our missing shuttle.

Viserov

I want to meet the Sevfleet designer who decided to put personal replicaterers in people's quarters.

Mark Cordell

This joke outweighs the boundaries of good taste and decency to those who find themselves in the unfortunate situation of obesity, a situation that brings abuse, prejudice and pain. I'm disappointed in the normally good-natured humour of sev.

Viserov

Squatty, let me know if your stomach has a warp core breech.

John

There are, of course, exceptions to every rule.

Wendee Rae

If Squatty's 'the one', I'd hate to see 'the many'!

Wendee Rae

Squatty, what happened to the bridge crew?

Wendee Rae

Yet another catch phrase that needs revising.

King JellyBelly

Look at that belt, "She canne take no more"

Mike Minks

Logic is Irrelevant when it comes to food.

4 of 5

I said warp SPEED not warped stomach!!!

Christina "Saavik"

How come HE gets the non-ripping shirts?

Cybermoose

The scales must be malfunctioning, lets base a show on it.

Cybermoose

Then I order him to be weighed again.

MindMelda

Computer, beam Squatty to the gym!

Kirk's Wig

So this is why this ship can't do over 30 mile an hour - your too busy eating and getting fat

Scott McClenny

Unless the One needs a diet!

Pierre Markuse

Squatty, we need more power to your containment field or we're all dead.

talshiatHQ

Escaping from his orbit should be a problem...

Shlamko

Squatty, when I told you to get rid of the trubbles, I didn't mean like that!

Sothis

Hmmm... my ego versus Squatty's gut... it should be a titanic clash

Sothis

He's taking up more of the screen than me- this can't be allowed!

Mats-Trek

But Spook!, he canna take much more!

Flashdancer

HOW many?

Naraht

Oohlala, Tell the crew that the snack bar is closed, until further notice..

SESS-PITY

Sometimes you CAN change the laws of physics

Griffin

O.K McCoydroy. You proved Spook wrong. You can return Squaty to his natural size now.

Cybermoose

Only if the many are planets.

TSN

I have the strange urge to do a movie about whales...

TSN

How many does Squatty count as?

TSN

There goes that theory...

Tyrrogan

That's not what my toycorder says.

Tyrrogan

Unless that one refers to Squatty's waistline or my ego.

Mark

Depends on the one.

The Chia Rhino

It would take many to outweigh this one.

Johnathan McClure

Fat Jokes? Are we at the end of our pitifully old careers here?

Johnathan McClure

Except for when 'the one' is a gigantic piece of flab!

Johnathan McClure

Your logic is flawed...

Cmdr. Solomon

Squatty's Girdle's snapped again huh?

Cmdr. Solomon

Yeah...I think Squatty ate the many...donuts and eclairs.

JC

In the case of Squatty, the one outweighs us all!

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