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This week's idea was suggested on the Ideas Board by 009
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Captain's beverages! Being a Sevfleet Captain means having your own distinctive beverage... what would Captain Quirk order? Would it be a beverage at all?

Sevnote: this cartoon sparked off a very heated and surprising flamewar over replicators in TOS. Some sevilians insisted they didn't exist at the time, while others stated there were food dispensers. The disagreeing points of view degenerated into a fairly fierce flame war on the Discussion Board which the rest of us all found quite entertaining! :-)


Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek TV Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline was written by Wendy. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions.


Shlamko

Plot... decent...

Spindelsfw

New movie, and revived career, extra quick!

John

Beer. Like I'm going to be sober on away missions.

ug

Dialogue... extra slow.

Gawain

One smart, fully clothed woman, hold the clothes, oh and the intelligence

Queen of Spades

Instant alien babe - and a cup of water

Griffin

One beer... two pretzels... and three babes.

Calicia

...alien woman-of-the-week, revealing costume, tense situation where I get to show off for her.

Gul Teral

Computer, give me 10 new pickup-lines.

Dave K

What do you mean you can't do water!

shmuel

The... ability... to... talk... in... continuous... sentences

WooHoo! No I'm not repeting myself!

...wanna here about how i decked that gorn?

Pierre Markuse

...better storylines...higher ratings..4th season...

Henrik Bennetter

Jeri Ryan...sizzling...

Harry Hazeel

Hair gel, extra strong.

Mate

...so I said to M'Coy..."Get this..."

Valezquez

You, me, dinner, tonight...

Scott McClenny

Diet Coke and hold the diet!

Damian

Interesting plot... dangerous... lots of babes!

Agee

Computer, Episode Script, Large Font.

Kirk's Wig

Acting...career...back...please

§Sean§

Computer...a suitably witty punchline for this Sev Comp. I can't think of anything...

Cpt. Dunsel

Yeoman. . . Extra hot!

Panza

Index of all female crew members.

Panza

Two dozen more red shirts...

Ann E. Nichols

Champagne blonde or strawberry blonde... Decisions, decisions!

Colin

Just give me something good looking...

jdwiseman

Romulan Ale. No, wait...Romulan GAL!

kathy

Blonde, tall and easy

The Wise One

Any girls in there?

Jeff

Computer, 1 new shirt, pre-ripped.

happyDubo

Who do I have to torpedo to get a decent martini around here?

Mihail Georgiev

Yeoman, have the replicator give me coffee

Graeme Cartmell

Female... hot... a little tobasco sauce

Mats-Trek

So, does my hair look good?

Mats-Trek

I'll let you decide!

jdwiseman

Fire at will...er...I mean Coffee.

jdwiseman

Cardboard glue.....you have a button coming off.

alphabond

Three scantily clad females...hold the clad.

jdwiseman

Can I buy YOU a drink?

Bill Harris

One alien babe of the week, to go!

Michael "Borgy" Finley

Forget the drink, computer, you have a great voice!

jdwiseman

Imperfect. You are IMPERFECT, you hear me?!

jdwiseman

Coffee, tea....or me.

The Red 9

A little bit of everything, extra large.

Bill Harris

A Saurian brandy and Yoeman Rand in my quarters.

Adam

Vanity Mirror...Extra large

Joseph

Computer, Toupee, extra strong hold.

adamr3365

Women, lots of them.

Wilco

No thanks, I can replicate things on my own!

Steve

another Janice Randagino ... hot ...

Spindel

One Bourbon, One Scotch and One Beer

Trevor Raggatt

So, do you replicate here often?

Alicat

Computer, Testosterone, 80% proof

Tyrrogan

In the 23rd century, Sevfleet captains don't have any trouble staying awake.

Cordavin Lon

Girdle...... easy on the toupee.... extra ripped shirt.

Tyrrogan

Unlike other Sevfleet captains, I don't need a caffiene boost to stay awake...

Madness

Do i EVER know the right buttons to push!

John Lang

Janice Rand...Hot

§Sean§

Romulan (fem) Ale

Ziyal

Woman...sexy...almost dressed

meggy eel

One man-sized serving of luurrve

the little red caboose

computer, something tall, thin and hot. And to drink I'd like...

the little red caboose

I want a shot of that blonde I saw on deck 13...

Powerlord

Yeoman Rand

Quip

One Quirk special-- a gallon of ego in an 8-oz. cup!

Quip

Your place or mine?

Quip

She's not so cute, but she can sure cook!

Quip

So what can I get you?

Quip

REAL captains drink it black!

Cmdr. Solomon

TV Script...extra plot holes.

Cmdr. Solomon

One Jar instant Ensign Mix...1 pint Water...spoon.

Cmdr. Solomon

Stunt double...extra stupid...fat with girdle...bald with toupee.

Cmdr. Solomon

Girdle...super deluxe strength...

Jason Okun

A blonde in a D cup . . . hot

Kathrin

Gainweights hair, Shizos beard and Pinchhards body shape.

Davidius

Got milk?

Petréa Mitchell

Whatever the lady likes...

Petréa Mitchell

I heard you know someone named Margarita...

Avenger CO

One hot blonde...

Mark

Hot chocolate...extra whipped cream...

Mark

Oysters...extra sauce...

RPB

Wine. No, wait. Water. No, Orange squash. No, Coke. No, what was the question again?

WooHoo

A speech therapist..., beautiful, scantly clad!

WooHoo

Personality, a lot. Quick!

Douglas MacAskill

Woman, extra hot, extra short skirt.

Christian

So, it was just me, against 15 Klingon battle cruisers. My shirt was ripped...

Christina "Saavik" Tilman

Nothing for me, thanks.

Cmdr. Solomon

Toupee Hairspray...extra hold...realness enhancement formula...Deluxe economy size.

Kiliana

Has anyone ever told you that you have a beautiful control pannel?

Cmdr. Solomon

Brain, Average Intelligence, Quirk-Sized Head...

Brian Cahill

I'm in the mood for something green...

LA

Unit, Unit, on the wall--who's the manliest of all?

Willem Verhoef

Just give me something hot in a short uniform..I mean glass

Alex Baker

Whats a computer like you doing in a network like this?

Naraht

OK, I've blown up the last three of these things, lets try it again..

Andrew Kehl

Toupee Glue... Extra Sticky.

Angela McKercher

101 Pickup Lines for Sev Fleet Captains

chris

Can i uh get anything for free?

romy frias

computer, brunette 34-22-36

G.R. Carman

What do you mean you can't connect me to PriceLine.com?

Cap'n Russ

Scantly clad females...better make it a bakers dozen.

Carl W. Brown, Jr.

Tang... shaken, not stirred...

Quip

What'll you have?

Quip

Two martinis-- one for me, one for you!

Quip

One cup of ego, extra heroism!

HAL

exspendable engsins,five,and a plot for an away mission

Quip

Real captains don't need to ask!

paulyboy

Plasma, straight up.

Wayne Thomas

Two beers and a girdle.

KathyQ

Surprise me.

Cybermoose

Something like me... strong, hot and extra large.

Cybermoose

What do you mean I've had enough. I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH

Cybermoose

I shouldn't drink and command but...

Nodrog_CRC

...And a partridge in a pear tree! (Actually works! Try singing it with computer replacing five golden rings)

AlecL

Send a marini to the babe in Astro-Sciences... and have one yourself.

Frogboy Lives

Hair-in-a-can...warm.

Adam

Com... put... er... get... me... a... cup... of... some... thing... nice... and... hot... to... warm... my... wea... ry... bones

Uziel

Computer, who's the most beautiful man in the galaxy?

Luigi Novi

One tummy tuck!

DS

punch line... funny

Robert Underwood

Give me coffee with a dunkable Trubble.

Cmdr. Solomon

Spontaneous Shirt Ripping Device...Extra Large Rip.

Tom Kox

Spice...old...lots

Andy R.

I can't...quite...make up.. my mind.

JDSandara

So has anyone ever told you how pretty your flashing lights are?

Logicwolf

Coffee .... and a pretty yeoman to bring it to me.

Doggy Spew

Needle....and...thread...for...ripped...shirt

Trevor Raggatt

...anyone said you've a lovely voice...

Kiliana

One bud-light...extra cold. Served by one blond yeoman...extra hot!

Corsair

Charisma, double portion.

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

Aftershave - extra strong!

Corsair

Brunette, Buxom, Hot.....

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

Tribble cheese burger, hot 'n saucy!

Janeway314

One Toupee, Extra Obvious...

Wilco

Advanced hair ... yer yer!

joe

an extra large ego hold the modesty

Christopher

Wine...candles...willing babe...

Christopher

Wrongulan ale...and the Right Babe

Bobby

Hmmm, something that a REAL macho captain would drink... ginger ale

Bobby

Tall...blonde and don't skimp on the curves

Elim

Computer, a six-pack of redshirts

Elf

Shirt... Yellow... Ripped

Flashdancer

Whatever... make it sexy!

SESS-PITY

Date with ambassador's daughter... romantic... now....

SESS-PITY

Extra fat hamburger, a bag of chips... oh, and a Cola Light.

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

Did anyone tell you, you have lovely buttons?!

Shlamko

Heck, these are the sixties. Let's go wild. Milk.

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

(Psst - What's my next line?!)

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

Maybe when you're offline we could have a drink...!

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

Hair restorer - quick!

The Great Wizzard

Hi Majel. How about tonight?

EnchanteR

toupee, with superglue

EnchanteR

girdle, extra strong

Viserov

Toupee... extra large.

The Great Wizzard

Fruit Juice. Strongly fermented.

Wendy

Alien babe... green... hot!

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