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Quirk does 20th Century! Our first strip from the fourth movie has Captain Quirk attempting (and failing miserably) to casually chat in 20th Century lingo!
|These comics are created from the winning entries of
Sev Trek Movie Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline was written by
Cybermoose. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions.|
And let me guess, you took a lot of viagra in your sixties.
Seems like he wasn't afraid to share.
And now you're in your sixties. Isn't life cruel?
It looks more like rice picker syndrome to me.
Me too. Explains why I can see a hamster sitting on your head!
Looks like he was taking it through his ears.
And you're Lysdexic?
I can see you did too... and still are
Go back to your Reruns you freak!!!
Is that when you got your hairpiece?
I'm only dating you because of my fascination with whales. And I do not mean George and Gracie.
They're going to make me your love interest, aren't they. Where's my agent.
...and you had too many women in the 60s!
THE Sixties or YOUR sixties?
And I'm taking a bit of B.S. from you now
You mean the blank expression didn't come from hanging out with you?
Yeah, and you were drinking Rogaine.
And you were his supplier?
And you never took spelling?
Neville A. Ross
And you've taken too much Minoxidil for that hair of yours!
He looks more like a monk than a Mormon.
Your Friend did, sure..........., your friend did.
So did your hair.
And what did YOU take too much of?
Oh... Just... Shut... Up... Now... You're... making... me... talk... slow.
All of a sudden I'm thinking I need some of that myself
Next you'll be telling me your from the future and that thing on your head is a wig
And you look like you're in your sixties
It looks like you DIDN'T take enough.
You both looked "spaced out" to me!
Yeah, and YOU started losing your hair in the Sixties!
But what about his ears? They look like they got caught in a mechanical rice picker or something.
That's a requirement in San Francisco.
Your not going to pay the bill are you?
Is that why you wear a corset?
Your wigs not stuck down properly
Glad you cleared that up, I was thinking he was an alien or something.
Right next you're going to tell me you're really an Admiral.
I see, an example of your "Acid" wit!
Yes, and you took too much K.F.C.
And you're on it now, aren't you?
Yes, and you took too much P.V.C. in your hair piece.
What's that, Loser Disorder Syndrome?
Next time he does that, keep him away from pencil-sharpners!
That has got to be the worst pick up line I've heard yet.
And what else has your "friend" been doing?
Yes, he does seem to be a bit of a space cadet.
You didn't seem to say no either.
Could your lies be at least as weird as your friend looks?
I'm betting you took a little yourself.
And it looks like you had a little too much BLT
Really? I thought you were the one with Lagging Dialogue Syndrome.
The Great Wizzard
Et tu, Brute?
Ann E. Nichols
How'd you blow YOUR mind?
Ann E. Nichols
And he makes more sense than you do.
Michael "Borgy" Finley
Um...I think I'll have my pizza to go.
It appears that you took collagen.
60's?! You look like you grew up in the 40's.
And what were you doing throughout the sixties? Eating?
I presume you took even more
What's next? You're gonna tell me THAT'S your real hair?
You have a friend?
Yeah, right, and next you're going to tell me you work in outerspace.
And I suppose that made your "friend" dyslexic???
you overdosed on charm i suppose
One explanation done, 1000 to go... Begin with how you got that dreadful hairdo!
I thought Vulcans got high on candy...
While you just collected STDs
Oh, this is a "my friend" kind of story!
At least he's not a freeloader, Mr. "They don't have money in the 24th Century"!
You know what's really depressing? Rugs are still obvious in the 24th century.
I get P.S.M. myself.
At least he's not dyslexic.
At least it didn't blew up his ego.
LDS? - what's that? - Liquid Diet Superlaxatives?
And what's your excuse?
Do I look like some green skinned bimbo to you?
No, you're a Lecherous, Demented, Sexist in YOUR sixties!
OK, that sorta explains the bathrobe, but why are you wearing pyjamas?
I can't believe I'm supposed to fall in love with you, where's my agent
Looks like he didn't mind sharing it.
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