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This week's idea was suggested on the Ideas Board by Jor.
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Quirk does 20th Century! Our first strip from the fourth movie has Captain Quirk attempting (and failing miserably) to casually chat in 20th Century lingo!


Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek Movie Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline was written by Cybermoose. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions.


shmuel

And let me guess, you took a lot of viagra in your sixties.

AndieX

Seems like he wasn't afraid to share.

AndieX

And now you're in your sixties. Isn't life cruel?

ScottE Bemeup

It looks more like rice picker syndrome to me.

Trevor Raggatt

Me too. Explains why I can see a hamster sitting on your head!

Trevor Raggatt

Looks like he was taking it through his ears.

Avenger CO

And you're Lysdexic?

KaraMeL

I can see you did too... and still are

Admiral Dude

Go back to your Reruns you freak!!!

Bill Harris

Is that when you got your hairpiece?

Nodrog_CRC

I'm only dating you because of my fascination with whales. And I do not mean George and Gracie.

Dano Langevin

They're going to make me your love interest, aren't they. Where's my agent.

two-four-§ev

...and you had too many women in the 60s!

Unka Woofie

THE Sixties or YOUR sixties?

bonemar

And I'm taking a bit of B.S. from you now

Jim

You mean the blank expression didn't come from hanging out with you?

Davidius

Yeah, and you were drinking Rogaine.

Avenger CO

And you were his supplier?

Avenger CO

And you never took spelling?

Neville A. Ross

And you've taken too much Minoxidil for that hair of yours!

AT

He looks more like a monk than a Mormon.

T_Hansen

Your Friend did, sure..........., your friend did.

TEFII

So did your hair.

JTKirk

And what did YOU take too much of?

Cmdr. Solomon

Oh... Just... Shut... Up... Now... You're... making... me... talk... slow.

Jonathan

All of a sudden I'm thinking I need some of that myself

Kirk's Wig

Next you'll be telling me your from the future and that thing on your head is a wig

Danielle

And you look like you're in your sixties

Allan

It looks like you DIDN'T take enough.

MindMelda

You both looked "spaced out" to me!

Anne

Yeah, and YOU started losing your hair in the Sixties!

Pepo

But what about his ears? They look like they got caught in a mechanical rice picker or something.

Mark

That's a requirement in San Francisco.

Bronny

Check, please.

ewok

Your not going to pay the bill are you?

ewok

Is that why you wear a corset?

ewok

Your wigs not stuck down properly

JDSandara

Glad you cleared that up, I was thinking he was an alien or something.

JDSandara

Right next you're going to tell me you're really an Admiral.

Trevor Raggatt

I see, an example of your "Acid" wit!

Trevor Raggatt

Yes, and you took too much K.F.C.

Corsair

And you're on it now, aren't you?

Trevor Raggatt

Yes, and you took too much P.V.C. in your hair piece.

Joona Palaste

What's that, Loser Disorder Syndrome?

Shlamko

Next time he does that, keep him away from pencil-sharpners!

Tyrrogan

That has got to be the worst pick up line I've heard yet.

Tyrrogan

And what else has your "friend" been doing?

Juan Deer

Yes, he does seem to be a bit of a space cadet.

Juan Deer

You didn't seem to say no either.

Iris

Could your lies be at least as weird as your friend looks?

Polgara

I'm betting you took a little yourself.

edgelett

And it looks like you had a little too much BLT

Black-Eye

Really? I thought you were the one with Lagging Dialogue Syndrome.

The Great Wizzard

Et tu, Brute?

Ann E. Nichols

How'd you blow YOUR mind?

Ann E. Nichols

And he makes more sense than you do.

Michael "Borgy" Finley

Um...I think I'll have my pizza to go.

Harry Hazeel

It appears that you took collagen.

TW

60's?! You look like you grew up in the 40's.

Crazy Nebula

And what were you doing throughout the sixties? Eating?

Joyda

I presume you took even more

Viserov

What's next? You're gonna tell me THAT'S your real hair?

jdwiseman

You have a friend?

Nodrog_CRC

Yeah, right, and next you're going to tell me you work in outerspace.

spiffy

And I suppose that made your "friend" dyslexic???

m

you overdosed on charm i suppose

WooHoo

One explanation done, 1000 to go... Begin with how you got that dreadful hairdo!

WooHoo

I thought Vulcans got high on candy...

Agent-D

While you just collected STDs

Shlamko

Oh, this is a "my friend" kind of story!

MindMelda

At least he's not a freeloader, Mr. "They don't have money in the 24th Century"!

MindMelda

You know what's really depressing? Rugs are still obvious in the 24th century.

Quip

I get P.S.M. myself.

Quip

At least he's not dyslexic.

Sjerrie

At least it didn't blew up his ego.

§Sean§

LDS? - what's that? - Liquid Diet Superlaxatives?

Naraht

And what's your excuse?

Naraht

Do I look like some green skinned bimbo to you?

Naraht

No, you're a Lecherous, Demented, Sexist in YOUR sixties!

Naraht

OK, that sorta explains the bathrobe, but why are you wearing pyjamas?

Naraht

I can't believe I'm supposed to fall in love with you, where's my agent

JC

Looks like he didn't mind sharing it.

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