|Sev Trek: The Comic Strip|
Spook's semi-permanent death! We conclude our resurrection themed week with the most famous Sev Trek resurrection of all - that of Mr Spook, spanning several movies!
|Other Punchlines||These comics are created from the winning entries of
Sev Trek Movie Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline was written by
Allan. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions.|
SPOOK: You have been, and always shall be overweight...
SPOOK: Just promise me that you won't shoot me out of the ship in a torpedo.
SPOOK: I'm dead, Gym... BUNS: Hey, that's my line!!
The Great Wizzard
SPOOK: The plot for Sev Trek III out of danger?
QUIRK: ...Oh and Spook, please tell God that I'm still Celibate. and SPOOK: Gym...God isn't stupid...
QUIRK: Why Spock? SPOOK: Too many...years...as your sidekick.
QUIRK: "I'll learn that hand thing if I go green in the face!" SPOOK: "HE'S complaining? I'M the one in the bloody reactor!"
Quirk: Spook, that radiation killed you! SPOOK: Radiation? It was mind-melting with Buns!
QUIRK: Any last words Spook? SPOOK: Dammit Gym, I'm a doctor not an epitaph!
QUIRK: Spook, I'm going to save you! SPOOK: NO! *cough*...the needs...of the box office earnings...outweigh the needs...of the character.
QUIRK: Goodbye old friend SPOOK: I'm not dying Gym, I'm directing
SPOOK: The needs of the movie outweigh the needs of the franchise. QUIRK: I'm sure that'll change in the sequel.
QUIRK: So many seasons, and I still haven't learned that finger-thingy...
QUIRK: I think it's amazing how this thin bit of perspex can shield me from all those deadly emissions SPOOK: IT doesn't, you'll both die in a couple of minutes too
SPOOK: I'm just feeling a little green around the gills...
SPOOK: Your toupee attacked me again...
QUIRK: What... happened... and what is... that smell? SPOOK: Never pull Squatty's finger.
Ann E. Nichols
QUIRK: Spook, Spook, why?? SPOOK: I got first dibs on the heart-wrenching death scene.
QUIRK: Spook you can't die and/or SPOOK: It's only temporary.
-Spook.........why? -I *gasp* finally stole *gasp* your *gasp* big scene.
SPOOK: Scissors cuts paper
QUIRK: You'll receive a proper burial Spook. SPOOK: Just don't put me into a torpedo and launch me into space
QUIRK: I never understood that daft hand thingy and/or SPOOK: Oh damn! Am I doing that again? It's a nervous twitch
Quirk: I've got a fiver on you being in the sequel
Quirk: How many times have I told you to put on the proper warp factor cream?
Quirk: So you finally turned green with envy huh
SPOOK: Kiss Dr. Chapel goodbye for me. Quirk: I already did last night.
quirk: damn it, take the red shirt off.
SPOOK: Remember, the good of the few... is outweighed by the good of the many... is outweighed by the good of me!
QUIRK: I'll have Squatty beam you to sickbay. SPOOK: Trust me, Jim. It's more sensational this way.
QUIRK: Is this goodbye ? SPOOK: No, I've already signed up for the next movie.
BONES : He's gonna be dead, Gym.
QUIRK: What are you saying? I can´t hear you! SPOOK: I knew I should have practiced fingertalk more often!
QUIRK: The needs of the many... SPOOK: Don't outweigh you by much anymore.
QUIRK: Do I have to die to direct?
QUIRK: But Spook...dying is illogical SPOOK: Who said I was going anywhere?
QUIRK: I told Sevfleet that red shirts were a bad idea!
QUIRK: But who will direct my films! and/or SPOOK: It's a far better thing I do now...
Dial "M" for Maul
Quirk: do you see a bright light? Spook: Just your ...forehead glare...
Dial "M" for Maul
Spook: The plot line...out of danger?
Dial "M" for Maul
Spook: I knew Die-lithium was not a good idea...
Dial "M" for Maul
Quirk: Why look after the doctor? Spook: No particular reason...
Dial "M" for Maul
Spook: This part really allows me to shine!
QUIRK: What do you want to tell me, Spook? SPOOK: Your hair... not fooling... anyone...
QUIRK: So much for that live long and prosper thing, huh?
QUIRK: I always thought we'd go out in a blaze of glory. SPOOK: I'll settle for a gentle glow.
QUIRK: You don't look so good. SPOOK: Have you checked a mirror lately?
QUIRK: Does this mean I get my ship back? and/or SPOOK: For a while, for a while.............
SPOOK: Everything for ratings, Jim...
QUIRK: Spook, there must be some way to save you SPOOK: Yes *cough* plot holes!
QUIRK: Live long and prosper Spook! SPOOK: I plan too, it's called syndication
QUIRK: Spook you must tell me something before you go! AND SPOOK: Your comb is on your desk, and your mirror is on your bed.
SPOOK: I have just felt my first emotion! Its incredible hate towards you!
SPOOK: God, 1 to beam up!
QUIRK: Is this it Spook? SPOOK: No Gym, THIS is the piggy that went to the market. THAT one had roast beef.
Quirk: Spook, just one more thing... Spook: Yes Captain? Quirk: Try not to get any blood on the glass. It's like the devil to clean.
QUIRK: Spook, you saved the ship! SPOOK: Damn, room for another sequel.
SPOOK: Don't say anything, you'll never finish in time
SPOOK: Captain, your inability to do the salute is killing me.
Troy H. Cheek
QUIRK: Spook... I wish.. I could... save you. SPOOK: How about opening the door?
SPOOK: I won't let death stop me from directing.
SPOOK: I'm dead, Jim.
Spook: I feel faint...help me into the director's chair.
Spook: Someday we'll both look back on this and laugh.
Quirk: I see dead people
QUIRK: Spook...NOOO ! You haven't told me where you hid my black-book !!
QUIRK: All this time and I still can't do that fingers thing!
SPOOK: Live short and don't prosper!
QUIRK: Any last words, old friend? SPOOK: Tell... Dr. McCorduroy he's... still wrong.
QUIRK: Live long and prosper, uhhh, in heaven!...
QUIRK: Can I sell your body to Science? I need a new Toupee. and SPOOK: No... and Don't sell my ears to fans either!
QUIRK: You can't die yet! So, this finger goes here, and... SPOOK: You're hopeless.
QUIRK AND SPOOK: Paper, Stone, Scissors...
QUIRK: NOOOO!!!!! You haven't taught me the Velcron Neck Pinch yet!
QUIRK: Will I ever see you again? SPOOK: ...only if... profits high....
QUIRK: Why couldn't it been me? SPOOK: I was kinda wondering that to
SPOOK: The needs of the trekkers outweighs the need of the actor
QUIRK: You knew it was a rug all along!! SPOOK: It was hair, Gym, but not as we know it
The Great Wizzard
QUIRK: "The needs of the many..." SPOOK: "never outweigh the needs of your ego."
QUIRK & SPOOK (together): Paddycake, Paddycake...
QUIRK: Left the microwave door open again? SPOOK: I'll never live long and prosper if I keep doing this.
QUIRK: Good-bye Spook. SPOOK: Live long and produce many sequels.
QUIRK: Spook, you are my closest friend. Well, except for my hairpiece
QUIRK: Oh God...Nooooo! I must rip my shirt in Grief. and SPOOK: As my last request...please don't.
SPOOK: This fake green blood burns.
QUIRK: Next time you'll think twice before you complain about my directing.
QUIRK: Good.. bye.. my.. good.. friend.. your.. heroic.. sacrifice ..will... always.. be.. remembered.. SPOOK: Do you mind? It's MY death scene, not yours.
QUIRK: What about the $100 you owe me? and/or SPOOK: Well just "live long" then...
QUIRK: Live long and prosper SPOOK: a little inappropriate now, I would say.
4 of 5
QUIRK: I KNEW IT!!! SPOOK: I think it's time I told you: This salute is actually an insult
QUIRK: Of all my friends, you were the most...human. SPOOK: Some friend. You use my last moments of life.. to... insult me.
QUIRK: If I could mind-meld with you one more time... SPOOK: Thank heavens this wall means I get death with dignity.
SPOOK: The Captain goes down with the ship ... Right.
QUIRK: Will we ever meet again? SPOOK: Yes; In Sev Trek III, the Search for More Money.
QUIRK: Where did you leave the keys to the ship?
QUIRK: Spook......don't die......you.......can't die! SPOOK: You'd think he'd stop worrying about those pauses when his best mates nearly dead.
SPOOK: Captain, permission to die.
SPOOK: I will always be your green blooded goblin!
QUIRK: Don't worry spook, we will use every bit of technobabble to get you back!
QUIRK: Spook, I would take your place, but I have a date tonight!
SPOOK: I still don't understand why you can't beam me out of here.
QUIRK: Spook, do you believe in an afterlife? Spook: Logic dictates that when we die, we travel to a sequel in the distant future!
QUIRK: This little Velcron went to market... SPOOK: And this little Velcron SHOULD have stayed home!
SPOOK: I'm coming back and No, you can't have my subscription to Gone Farr Illustrated.
SPOOK: Oh for the love of Logic...For the last time, Index to Middle finger...gap...Ring Finger to Pinky....I don't know why I even bother, you'll never get it right...just let me die in peace.
QUIRK: Spook, I'll miss you. SPOOK: I'll be back for the even-numbered movie.
QUIRK: I'll always be your friend. SPOOK: A little late for that now, trubblehead!
QUIRK: Oh no, I just remembered he still has my keys to the ship.
SPOOK: ship, out of danger? QUIRK: Yes, Spook...You've guaranteed the next movie.
SPOOK: You're not doing the finger thing right.
SPOOK: You're not going to get rid of me this easily
QUIRK: Spook, one last thing... and/or SPOOK: No, you can't have my room
QUIRK: the needs of the many...and/or SPOOK: ...outnumber the needs of your ego
QUIRK: Yes, Spook. You saved the ship! SPOOK: Well...I expected that to make me feel better, but it really does nothing for me right now.
QUIRK: You idiot. We could have had an Ensign do that. SPOOK: This is a movie. An important person must die.
QUIRK: Goodbye SPOOK:Goodbye is an illogical waste of time. Bye will suffice.
QUIRK: I want you to know how much I love.....well....myself.
SPOOK: I have to confess...I've been putting Nair in your shampoo for YEARS.
QUIRK: Can I have your screen time?
SPOOK: I have known, and always will know, you wear a rug.
SPOOK: I have always...had more lines than you.
QUIRK: Which green skinned girl did this to you?!?
QUIRK: Do i have to do the hand thingy? SPOOK: I'll let you off with it if you don't call me human at the funeral.
QUIRK: But you haven't shown me THE Pinch trick yet!
QUIRK: You can't leave me Spook! ... None of the others like me! SPOOK: It was logical... Neither do I!
QUIRK: Spook, I'm going to overact at your funeral. SPOOK: Nooooooo....
SPOOK: Must...hold on... for... longest... radiation-induced... death scene... on record!
SPOOK: Don't worry, Gym, I made a few "revisions" to the next movie's script before I came in here.
SPOOK: So this is what it feels like to be microwaved...
QUIRK: Spook, how many times do I have to tell you...FIRST put on the radiation suit, THEN go into the warp core chamber!
SPOOK: I'm going to a better place....the director's chair.
QUIRK: I guess you won't live long and prosper.
SPOOK: I'll be back! QUIRK: More than you think!
QUIRK: Don't die on me! SPOOK: And to miss the sequel?
QUIRK: You're making my eyeliner run...
SPOOK: Die long and prosper
SPOOK: I am, and always shall be, in the next film.
Quirk: SPOOK! . Spook: Remember...to feed my gold fish.
SPOOK: I go to a higher plane of existence - the director's chair
SPOOK: Tell the doctor I can't come to my physical next Friday...
The Great Wizzard
SPOOK: I have always been... and will always be... the better director.
The Great Wizzard
QUIRK: My death scene will be even more pathetic
QUIRK: Spook! Say something! SPOOK: My...speech... much like yours now....must die...
SPOOK: The many outweigh the one, unless the one is Squatty.
QUIRK: Live long and...oh, never mind!
SPOOK: I'm coming back to haunt you. Guess who's directing Sev Trek 3!
SPOOK: Don't worry, I'll be back. The needs of the sequel outweigh the needs of continuity...
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