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This week's idea was suggested on the Ideas Board by Piper.
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Spook's semi-permanent death! We conclude our resurrection themed week with the most famous Sev Trek resurrection of all - that of Mr Spook, spanning several movies!


Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek Movie Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline was written by Allan. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions.


idiotboy

SPOOK: You have been, and always shall be overweight...

Mr. Shadow

SPOOK: Just promise me that you won't shoot me out of the ship in a torpedo.

TW

SPOOK: I'm dead, Gym... BUNS: Hey, that's my line!!

The Great Wizzard

SPOOK: The plot for Sev Trek III out of danger?

Cmdr. Solomon

QUIRK: ...Oh and Spook, please tell God that I'm still Celibate. and SPOOK: Gym...God isn't stupid...

Polgara

QUIRK: Why Spock? SPOOK: Too many...years...as your sidekick.

Andrew Perry

QUIRK: "I'll learn that hand thing if I go green in the face!" SPOOK: "HE'S complaining? I'M the one in the bloody reactor!"

Quip

Quirk: Spook, that radiation killed you! SPOOK: Radiation? It was mind-melting with Buns!

Quip

QUIRK: Any last words Spook? SPOOK: Dammit Gym, I'm a doctor not an epitaph!

Trekteen

QUIRK: Spook, I'm going to save you! SPOOK: NO! *cough*...the needs...of the box office earnings...outweigh the needs...of the character.

yorgi

QUIRK: Goodbye old friend SPOOK: I'm not dying Gym, I'm directing

Martyn Williams

SPOOK: The needs of the movie outweigh the needs of the franchise. QUIRK: I'm sure that'll change in the sequel.

Mats-Trek

QUIRK: So many seasons, and I still haven't learned that finger-thingy...

Mark P

QUIRK: I think it's amazing how this thin bit of perspex can shield me from all those deadly emissions SPOOK: IT doesn't, you'll both die in a couple of minutes too

Cath

SPOOK: I'm just feeling a little green around the gills...

Viserov

SPOOK: Your toupee attacked me again...

Viserov

QUIRK: What... happened... and what is... that smell? SPOOK: Never pull Squatty's finger.

Ann E. Nichols

QUIRK: Spook, Spook, why?? SPOOK: I got first dibs on the heart-wrenching death scene.

Kathrin

QUIRK: Spook you can't die and/or SPOOK: It's only temporary.

Daneil N.

-Spook.........why? -I *gasp* finally stole *gasp* your *gasp* big scene.

Wan

SPOOK: Scissors cuts paper

Darkskull

QUIRK: You'll receive a proper burial Spook. SPOOK: Just don't put me into a torpedo and launch me into space

wanting sex

QUIRK: I never understood that daft hand thingy and/or SPOOK: Oh damn! Am I doing that again? It's a nervous twitch

ewok

Quirk: I've got a fiver on you being in the sequel

ewok

Quirk: How many times have I told you to put on the proper warp factor cream?

ewok

Quirk: So you finally turned green with envy huh

John Lang

SPOOK: Kiss Dr. Chapel goodbye for me. Quirk: I already did last night.

EnchanteR

quirk: damn it, take the red shirt off.

Kalahari Karl

SPOOK: Remember, the good of the few... is outweighed by the good of the many... is outweighed by the good of me!

Mystic Orangutan

QUIRK: I'll have Squatty beam you to sickbay. SPOOK: Trust me, Jim. It's more sensational this way.

Trilliena

QUIRK: Is this goodbye ? SPOOK: No, I've already signed up for the next movie.

Kurt

BONES : He's gonna be dead, Gym.

gunnar

QUIRK: What are you saying? I can´t hear you! SPOOK: I knew I should have practiced fingertalk more often!

Wendee Rae

QUIRK: The needs of the many... SPOOK: Don't outweigh you by much anymore.

lizzyc

QUIRK: Do I have to die to direct?

Cap'n Russ

QUIRK: But Spook...dying is illogical SPOOK: Who said I was going anywhere?

Travis Loughary

QUIRK: I told Sevfleet that red shirts were a bad idea!

Richard Willis

QUIRK: But who will direct my films! and/or SPOOK: It's a far better thing I do now...

Dial "M" for Maul

Quirk: do you see a bright light? Spook: Just your ...forehead glare...

Dial "M" for Maul

Spook: The plot line...out of danger?

Dial "M" for Maul

Spook: I knew Die-lithium was not a good idea...

Dial "M" for Maul

Quirk: Why look after the doctor? Spook: No particular reason...

Dial "M" for Maul

Spook: This part really allows me to shine!

TSN

QUIRK: What do you want to tell me, Spook? SPOOK: Your hair... not fooling... anyone...

risk

QUIRK: So much for that live long and prosper thing, huh?

ScottE Bemeup

QUIRK: I always thought we'd go out in a blaze of glory. SPOOK: I'll settle for a gentle glow.

ScottE Bemeup

QUIRK: You don't look so good. SPOOK: Have you checked a mirror lately?

Ewok

QUIRK: Does this mean I get my ship back? and/or SPOOK: For a while, for a while.............

Sjerrie

SPOOK: Everything for ratings, Jim...

Jonathan

QUIRK: Spook, there must be some way to save you SPOOK: Yes *cough* plot holes!

Jonathan

QUIRK: Live long and prosper Spook! SPOOK: I plan too, it's called syndication

Death_hammer

QUIRK: Spook you must tell me something before you go! AND SPOOK: Your comb is on your desk, and your mirror is on your bed.

Death_hammer

SPOOK: I have just felt my first emotion! Its incredible hate towards you!

Death_hammer

SPOOK: God, 1 to beam up!

Jim

QUIRK: Is this it Spook? SPOOK: No Gym, THIS is the piggy that went to the market. THAT one had roast beef.

Sticky Paws

Quirk: Spook, just one more thing... Spook: Yes Captain? Quirk: Try not to get any blood on the glass. It's like the devil to clean.

JJGauna

QUIRK: Spook, you saved the ship! SPOOK: Damn, room for another sequel.

Elmo

SPOOK: Don't say anything, you'll never finish in time

Sir Richard

SPOOK: Captain, your inability to do the salute is killing me.

Troy H. Cheek

QUIRK: Spook... I wish.. I could... save you. SPOOK: How about opening the door?

Tim N.

SPOOK: I won't let death stop me from directing.

Jeff

SPOOK: I'm dead, Jim.

Christopher

Spook: I feel faint...help me into the director's chair.

Christopher

Spook: Someday we'll both look back on this and laugh.

Christopher

Quirk: I see dead people

Sirrta

QUIRK: Spook...NOOO ! You haven't told me where you hid my black-book !!

m

QUIRK: All this time and I still can't do that fingers thing!


SPOOK: Live short and don't prosper!

Laughing Vulcan

QUIRK: Any last words, old friend? SPOOK: Tell... Dr. McCorduroy he's... still wrong.

Mats-Trek

QUIRK: Live long and prosper, uhhh, in heaven!...

Cmdr. Solomon

QUIRK: Can I sell your body to Science? I need a new Toupee. and SPOOK: No... and Don't sell my ears to fans either!

Anne

QUIRK: You can't die yet! So, this finger goes here, and... SPOOK: You're hopeless.

JTKirk

QUIRK AND SPOOK: Paper, Stone, Scissors...

JTKirk

QUIRK: NOOOO!!!!! You haven't taught me the Velcron Neck Pinch yet!

Powerlord

QUIRK: Will I ever see you again? SPOOK: ...only if... profits high....

DS

QUIRK: Why couldn't it been me? SPOOK: I was kinda wondering that to

DS

SPOOK: The needs of the trekkers outweighs the need of the actor

yorgi

QUIRK: You knew it was a rug all along!! SPOOK: It was hair, Gym, but not as we know it

The Great Wizzard

QUIRK: "The needs of the many..." SPOOK: "never outweigh the needs of your ego."

Ensign Pikachu

QUIRK & SPOOK (together): Paddycake, Paddycake...

HunterKiller

QUIRK: Left the microwave door open again? SPOOK: I'll never live long and prosper if I keep doing this.

Laughing Vulcan

QUIRK: Good-bye Spook. SPOOK: Live long and produce many sequels.

Pepo

QUIRK: Spook, you are my closest friend. Well, except for my hairpiece

Cmdr. Solomon

QUIRK: Oh God...Nooooo! I must rip my shirt in Grief. and SPOOK: As my last request...please don't.

Viserov

SPOOK: This fake green blood burns.

Viserov

QUIRK: Next time you'll think twice before you complain about my directing.

Frogboy Lives

QUIRK: Good.. bye.. my.. good.. friend.. your.. heroic.. sacrifice ..will... always.. be.. remembered.. SPOOK: Do you mind? It's MY death scene, not yours.

Paul Crozier

QUIRK: What about the $100 you owe me? and/or SPOOK: Well just "live long" then...

Seeker

QUIRK: Live long and prosper SPOOK: a little inappropriate now, I would say.

4 of 5

QUIRK: I KNEW IT!!! SPOOK: I think it's time I told you: This salute is actually an insult

Polgara

QUIRK: Of all my friends, you were the most...human. SPOOK: Some friend. You use my last moments of life.. to... insult me.

Petréa Mitchell

QUIRK: If I could mind-meld with you one more time... SPOOK: Thank heavens this wall means I get death with dignity.

Riff

SPOOK: The Captain goes down with the ship ... Right.

Riff

QUIRK: Will we ever meet again? SPOOK: Yes; In Sev Trek III, the Search for More Money.

Will Etienne

QUIRK: Where did you leave the keys to the ship?

GM

QUIRK: Spook......don't die......you.......can't die! SPOOK: You'd think he'd stop worrying about those pauses when his best mates nearly dead.

Mark

SPOOK: Captain, permission to die.

Mark

SPOOK: I will always be your green blooded goblin!

Death_hammer

QUIRK: Don't worry spook, we will use every bit of technobabble to get you back!

Mark

QUIRK: Spook, I would take your place, but I have a date tonight!

Death_hammer

SPOOK: I still don't understand why you can't beam me out of here.

Death_hammer

QUIRK: Spook, do you believe in an afterlife? Spook: Logic dictates that when we die, we travel to a sequel in the distant future!

Ivana Laffalot

QUIRK: This little Velcron went to market... SPOOK: And this little Velcron SHOULD have stayed home!

Cmdr. Solomon

SPOOK: I'm coming back and No, you can't have my subscription to Gone Farr Illustrated.

Cmdr. Solomon

SPOOK: Oh for the love of Logic...For the last time, Index to Middle finger...gap...Ring Finger to Pinky....I don't know why I even bother, you'll never get it right...just let me die in peace.

MindMelda

QUIRK: Spook, I'll miss you. SPOOK: I'll be back for the even-numbered movie.

MindMelda

QUIRK: I'll always be your friend. SPOOK: A little late for that now, trubblehead!

Juan Deer

QUIRK: Oh no, I just remembered he still has my keys to the ship.

Mav

SPOOK: ship, out of danger? QUIRK: Yes, Spook...You've guaranteed the next movie.

John Guenther

SPOOK: You're not doing the finger thing right.

Joeno

SPOOK: You're not going to get rid of me this easily

Stephen Bergstrom

QUIRK: Spook, one last thing... and/or SPOOK: No, you can't have my room

WT

QUIRK: the needs of the many...and/or SPOOK: ...outnumber the needs of your ego

jdwiseman

QUIRK: Yes, Spook. You saved the ship! SPOOK: Well...I expected that to make me feel better, but it really does nothing for me right now.

Kenyar Jad

QUIRK: You idiot. We could have had an Ensign do that. SPOOK: This is a movie. An important person must die.

1of2

QUIRK: Goodbye SPOOK:Goodbye is an illogical waste of time. Bye will suffice.

jdwiseman

QUIRK: I want you to know how much I love.....well....myself.

jdwiseman

SPOOK: I have to confess...I've been putting Nair in your shampoo for YEARS.

jdwiseman

QUIRK: Can I have your screen time?

jdwiseman

SPOOK: I have known, and always will know, you wear a rug.

jdwiseman

SPOOK: I have always...had more lines than you.

Will Etienne

QUIRK: Which green skinned girl did this to you?!?

Jenny Scott

QUIRK: Do i have to do the hand thingy? SPOOK: I'll let you off with it if you don't call me human at the funeral.

Brighty

QUIRK: But you haven't shown me THE Pinch trick yet!

Billy Arbco

QUIRK: You can't leave me Spook! ... None of the others like me! SPOOK: It was logical... Neither do I!

T'Rowa

QUIRK: Spook, I'm going to overact at your funeral. SPOOK: Nooooooo....

T'Rowa

SPOOK: Must...hold on... for... longest... radiation-induced... death scene... on record!

T'Rowa

SPOOK: Don't worry, Gym, I made a few "revisions" to the next movie's script before I came in here.

T'Rowa

SPOOK: So this is what it feels like to be microwaved...

T'Rowa

QUIRK: Spook, how many times do I have to tell you...FIRST put on the radiation suit, THEN go into the warp core chamber!

T'Rowa

SPOOK: I'm going to a better place....the director's chair.

Leander

QUIRK: I guess you won't live long and prosper.

Shlamko

SPOOK: I'll be back! QUIRK: More than you think!

Shlamko

QUIRK: Don't die on me! SPOOK: And to miss the sequel?

Maartje

QUIRK: You're making my eyeliner run...

Maartje

SPOOK: Die long and prosper

mattman

SPOOK: I am, and always shall be, in the next film.

Kathrin

Quirk: SPOOK! . Spook: Remember...to feed my gold fish.

§Sean§

SPOOK: I go to a higher plane of existence - the director's chair

Mr. Tribble

SPOOK: Tell the doctor I can't come to my physical next Friday...

The Great Wizzard

SPOOK: I have always been... and will always be... the better director.

The Great Wizzard

QUIRK: My death scene will be even more pathetic

Roget

QUIRK: Spook! Say something! SPOOK: My...speech... much like yours now....must die...

AT

SPOOK: The many outweigh the one, unless the one is Squatty.

AT

QUIRK: Live long and...oh, never mind!

AT

SPOOK: I'm coming back to haunt you. Guess who's directing Sev Trek 3!

JC

SPOOK: Don't worry, I'll be back. The needs of the sequel outweigh the needs of continuity...

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