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| Sev Trek: The Comic Strip Cue in the afterlife. We travel with Captain Jet Lag Pinchhard into the afterlife and meet one annoying omnipotent being in the form of Cue. | ||
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| Other Punchlines | ||
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| These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek TV Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline was written by Nodrog_CRC. You can read the
transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions. | ||
 Mike Minks | I told you - Cue is not for the faint of heart. | ||
Powerlord | I always said Beta would bore me to death, but I didn't actually BELIEVE it. | ||
Shinigami | Okay! I take it back Heavily! Measly is a great kid! | ||
Shinigami | If you're God, then I'm Queen Elizabeth. Damn! Why do I make it so easy for him? | ||
Mav | Strange, somehow I thought it'd be full of Measilys. | ||
GM | I wondered how long I could last in a red shirt. | ||
Qui Gon Vin | No worse, it's a character building episode! | ||
Flagg | I knew I shouldn't have given Tryhard the Helm. | ||
Martin Lau | Well, at least I can finally be reunited with my hair. | ||
J.E. Herrera | "Death is but a doorway. Here, let me hold that for you." | ||
Dial "M" for Maul | Not dead, "Vital Sign Challenged". Remember the PC Directive. | ||
littlestar | Death. The REALLY final frontier. | ||
Scott Iskow | What are you doing in the afterlife, Cue? Did you get hit by an omnipotent truck? | ||
Couverthie | Don't talk unless you can improve the silence. | ||
Lonewolf | Is this ANOTHER character building episode? | ||
Sinkau Baylan | You've got the entire living universe to pester, and you choose a dead man?? | ||
Sinkau Baylan | Mmm hmm, I can feel my hair regrowing already. | ||
RobRoy | You forgot your horns and pitchfork. | ||
hejira | Where's the heavenly Heavily's? | ||
Yorgi | This has to be the only place where that outfit is in fashion | ||
Cpt Dunsel | Afterlife, smafterlife. I've got a contract! | ||
CmdrChang | Frankly, Cue, I don't give a damn. | ||
V. Equinox | I always wondered where Ensigns went after mindlessly walking into alien deathtraps. | ||
Anne | The bad news is you're here. The good news: Measly Cruncher isn't! | ||
Jen the jumping quean II | Hell is 100 times worse than I could of imagned! | ||
Dr Satan | Right, where's tasha. She owed me money. | ||
Avenger CO | And I though you'd blame the glare in here on my head. | ||
Anne | Now where's that reset button? | ||
Not Elvis | Well, at least I've got TWO hours to get out of this one. | ||
Kenyar Jad | Goody, I get to meet the Devil yet again. | ||
Lorn | And even now you're bugging me. | ||
Maartje. | You did it! You annoyed me to death! | ||
Maartje | Oh great, they must've ran out of white dresses. | ||
Ellis | Have it your way, but if I die then so does your paycheck, buddy... | ||
Ellis | This is Star Trek Cue, I'm probably only having a "character building" moment... | ||
Ellis | The best thing about Star Trek, Cue, is that you never REALLY die... | ||
Ellis | ever hear of the "reset button"? | ||
Ellis | *sigh*...none of the regular cast ever dies on StarTrek, idiot... | ||
Douglas MacAskill | Well what a surprise! The Mighty Cue annoys people when they're dead as well! | ||
Unka Woofie | Heavenly. | ||
Unka Woofie | Oh, hell... | ||
Quip | Are you Cue, or a television critic? | ||
Quip | About TIME I got promoted off that ship of fools! | ||
Quip | The joke's on you- I've always been a stiff! | ||
Quip | I was right, you ARE Satan! | ||
faramir | Death's so bright you gotta wear shades! | ||
Admiral Schnur | Is the glare off my head REALLY this bad...? | ||
Elf | And you expect me to comment the decoration? Well, the NEXUS was a little more baroque... | ||
Yorgi | Then WHY is my shirt still riding up! | ||
Yorgi | There will be many red shirted ensigns here shortly to protect me! | ||
Adam | It appears that my hot air is becoming dry ice. | ||
Adam | How Q'ardly of you. | ||
Yorgi | You know the French don't go to heaven, don't you? | ||
Mr. Tribble | Like I ever had a life! | ||
Griffin | Why does my after-life suck? I was a good person, damit! | ||
Blue81 | Gaudy....we have two problems...Cue...and life support!! | ||
Harry Hazeel | Does this mean I have YOUR company for eternity?! | ||
Kathrin | If I am dead this means I am out of ensings. | ||
Kathrin | This happens when all the ensigns are on strike! | ||
Maartje. | If you're immortal, how come YOU're here? | ||
mouse - Jefferies tube 32 | Can we do that again so Heavily Cruncher can give me the kiss of life! | ||
mouse - Jefferies tube 32 | Oh good I thought I was having a nightmare! | ||
Beatmonster | Dead unlucky, it would appear... | ||
Assimalates Willingly | Computer lower illumination | ||
Phiz | I knew playing those pranks on Measly would send me to hell.... | ||
Elim | Really? Are you sure that I belong in Disco heaven? | ||
Wendee Rae | Can you take me back to when I didn't dump Measley at the academy? | ||
meggy eel | Darn it, I knew I should've been good... | ||
Cmdr. Solomon | No seriously...where am I? | ||
Steev | At least I don't have to wear that goofy outfit you have on. | ||
Steev | Can I tell you a secret? I see dead people. | ||
AT | Very funny, Cue. Do you have horns under that tacky hat of yours? | ||
AT | You're here, so this must not be heaven, Measly's not here so this can't be hell...this must be purgatory! | ||
AT | And who died and made you God? | ||
Kathrin | Lights and white smoke what is this a disco? | ||
Glorendil | There's no such thing as afterlife, only the emptiness between episodes. | ||
Glorendil | More like "Welcome to your aftershave, Cue... you stink!" | ||
Queen | Well, I can see why you're here with that hat. | ||
The Queen | Cue, this is the bathroom. | ||
JDSandara | This show's gone to Hell. | ||
Panza | Computer, end program. | ||
Sinkau Baylan | This "playing God" thing is getting a little old, okay? | ||
Cueball | Oh Great!! And I suppose you are my tour guide | ||
Sinkau Baylan | I always knew the Cue Continuum was Hell!! | ||
Sinkau Baylan | What, the universe wan't enough for you to annoy?? | ||
Sinkau Baylan | Oh, thank heaven!!! For a minute I was expecting to hear, "You are the Sisko..." | ||
Sinkau Baylan | Let me guess you're my guardian angel? Nice job you did. | ||
Sinkau Baylan | Which means you're either God or Satan. Let's see... | ||
Sinkau Baylan | Oh, no!!! You really are Satan!!!! | ||
Sinkau Baylan | I know. But suicide obviously isn't the way to get rid of your problems. | ||
Sinkau Baylan | You're kidding??!!!!!! Why am I always the last person to be told these kind of things?? | ||
Sinkau Baylan | I know. I thought suicide was the only way to escape you, but you can see how that turned out! | ||
rojohen | I always thought hell would be more RED | ||
death_hammer | I just hope that your outfit isn't the dress code over here! | ||
death_hammer | Well if your here, then heaven is a lot easier to get into then I thought! | ||
death_hammer | Why do I have a feeling that this will end up as a character building episode?! | ||
Kiara Janeway | And what did I do to get to Hell? | ||
death_hammer | Well I see that today wasn't a good day to die! | ||
death_hammer | Somehow I thought the afterlife would be more populated then this! | ||
death_hammer | Yes well if spook taught us anything, its that you can't keep a major sevtrek character dead! | ||
Mark | And, I'm still happier than you. | ||
Mark | There just no getting away from you. | ||
Yankee Kiwi | Rightttt..... and they said that about my sex appeal when I lost most of my hair too! | ||
Mr. Shadow | Well that's the LAST time I go on an away mission without any Ensigns... wait, it really is the last time. | ||
Luigi Novi | No, I'm not! I live for eternity in repeats! | ||
Krispos | And based on my company, in Hell to boot! | ||
T'Rowa | Gee, being dead feels curiously like being alive, only more annoying. | ||
JDSandara | When I said "Somebody shoot me." I didn't mean literally. | ||
5618 | So you finally bored me to death! | ||
Hanover Fisk | Can't complain. I survived this red shirt for 6 seasons. | ||
Spiner | There is ONE BIG FAT LIGHT! | ||
Corsair | I said "Make it SO.", not "Make me Glow.". | ||
Garnaal | ...so hell exists? | ||
Bill Harris | Really Cue, that outfit is *so* first season. | ||
Dr Satan | Oh no. Here comes ST7 - The Search For Pinchhard | ||
Admiral Phoenix | Of all the times I didn't bring along a spare ensign... | ||
Dimitri Cassimatis | At least I had a...life | ||
Peter Spencer | Dead eh? You'd boldly go to any extent for a laugh! | ||
Mark | Finally, I thought I'd be doing Sev Trek movies for all eternity! | ||
T'Bonz | Beam me UP! | ||
Wendee Rae | A little more fog, please, I can still see you. | ||
Quark | I told Tryhard that another visit from her mother would be the end of me. | ||
Quark | Oh wipe that smirk off of your face...There's still 45 minutes left, and you know they'll find a way to bring me back. | ||
Mike K. | Pardon, who's talking? The glare off my head is making it hard to see. | ||
Kathrin | I believe in God not in Cue’s. | ||
Mark | Then, go away and let me rest in peace. | ||
Cassandra | And I obviously didn't make it to heaven... | ||
Mike Howell | The afterlife with you? I'd rather be a Bored drone! | ||
Kathy | I've been to hell and back - but this takes the cake! | ||
Kathrin | Oh, I know what this is…A Christmas Carol right! | ||
Allan | Who let you in? | ||
Styx | So much for resting in peace. | ||
TSN | Even in heaven, you can't find a better outfit? | ||
MindMelda | Couldn't even dress properly for my funeral Cue? | ||
Dial "M" for Maul | I'll have you know I'm just mostly dead. | ||
Dial "M" for Maul | I refuse to die without Shakespearian quotes! | ||
Elf | Mon Dieu, you're really Dressed to Kill! | ||
Sam | I was dead when I started to recede | ||
jak | I've heard of the Grim Reaper, but this is Grim indeed. | ||
della | Then, get off my cloud! | ||
MRR | When I said I never wanted to see you again as long as I lived...... | ||
Derek | It's too bright. Don't even bother asking me to count the lights. | ||
Nodrog_CRC | I knew I should have brought along more ensigns on that last mission. | ||
Nodrog_CRC | So's your sense of fashion | ||
Shlamko | Is the after world a fluorescent bulbs factory? | ||
Robert Saturn | This is the BAD PLACE, isn't it? | ||
Antti | Like hell it is! | ||
Antti | THERE... IS... TOO... MUCH... LIGHT! | ||
Antti | I refuse to believe that the afterlife is run by a politically incorrect being! | ||
Polgara | Who are you? Q-elzebub? | ||
DRobb | Yeah, well, I wouldn't be caught dead dressed in an outfit like yours. | ||
Cybermoose | So why do I still want to kill myself? | ||
Viserov | Nothing a plot hole can't fix. | ||
Kalahari Karl | You mean after you made my life a living hell? | ||
mouse - Jefferies tube 32 | My hair must have gone to heaven! | ||
Dial "M" for Maul | Does this mean I can drop the whole English-accent Frenchman facade? | ||
Dial "M" for Maul | Carrying your delusions of grandeur a bit to far I see... | ||
Elf | I will meet Yack Cruncher and tell him what I think about his son. | ||
Dial "M" for Maul | Hey, you can hardly notice the forehead glare here! | ||
Elf | I should get out of this with a good diplomatic talk | ||
Dial "M" for Maul | I thought I just had a bad case of heart burn! | ||
Petzi | Where's my hair? It should be waiting here for me. | ||
Andy R. | As long as they serve Earl Grey here, that is fine with me. | ||
David Maramed | Don't expect a thank you card anytime soon! | ||
Elf | So in the Afterlife I get to know my REAL name, heh? | ||
Elf | Oh great, I guess here are more than four lights... | ||
MindMelda | It was your outfit, I laughed til I died! | ||
mouse - Jefferies tube 32 | There is no life after Sev trek just conventions! | ||
mouse - Jefferies tube 32 | No, we're just in my sauna Dummy! | ||
mouse - Jefferies tube 32 | Ah well - time to make way for the next generation! | ||
mouse - Jefferies tube 32 | This shows been dead and buried for years pal! | ||
Robin | What am I doing in the "other place"? I wasn't such a bad captain, was I? | ||
Standback | Very nice. Who did the decor? | ||
Tom Hyde | Have a heart, Que. While you're at it, get one for me, too. | ||
The Great Wizzard | I must return! I need to warn everyone where Political Correctness leads to! | ||
The Great Wizzard | Yes, I realized when noticing that my uniforms fits perfectly for the first time ever! | ||
The Great Wizzard | May I return as a ghost to haunt Measly? | ||
The Great Wizzard | That's impossible! My contract lasts 1.5 more years! | ||
Martijn van Genderen | Than kill me again, I don't want to be here with you | ||
Maartje | In that case, where are all of my ensigns? | ||
BitterAndy | It was extreme, but finally I escaped Measley Cruncher. | ||
gunnar | I have to go back! I didn't deliver any famous last words... | ||
John Guenther | As long as Measly isn't here, I'm happy. | ||
gunnar | So that's why my dome shines like never before! | ||
mouse - Jefferies tube 32 | This can't be the afterlife - I'm still bald! | ||
Shlamko | No more smartass kids... No more womanizing numer-ones... I can get used to this! | ||
8 of 12 | Then shouldn't my hair be back? | ||
Umpf | Does it mean, when YOU are here too, you're also dead? Yeah! | ||
Glorendil | Even in the afterlife you're still a jerk. | ||
Shlamko | I do NOT shine! | ||
The Great Wizzard | I'm in Hell, correct? | ||
JC | Over my dead... oh, never mind! | ||
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