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This week's idea was suggested on the Ideas Board by Chop
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Cue in the afterlife. We travel with Captain Jet Lag Pinchhard into the afterlife and meet one annoying omnipotent being in the form of Cue.


Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek TV Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline was written by Nodrog_CRC. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions.


Mike Minks

I told you - Cue is not for the faint of heart.

Powerlord

I always said Beta would bore me to death, but I didn't actually BELIEVE it.

Shinigami

Okay! I take it back Heavily! Measly is a great kid!

Shinigami

If you're God, then I'm Queen Elizabeth. Damn! Why do I make it so easy for him?

Mav

Strange, somehow I thought it'd be full of Measilys.

GM

I wondered how long I could last in a red shirt.

Qui Gon Vin

No worse, it's a character building episode!

Flagg

I knew I shouldn't have given Tryhard the Helm.

Martin Lau

Well, at least I can finally be reunited with my hair.

J.E. Herrera

"Death is but a doorway. Here, let me hold that for you."

Dial "M" for Maul

Not dead, "Vital Sign Challenged". Remember the PC Directive.

littlestar

Death. The REALLY final frontier.

Scott Iskow

What are you doing in the afterlife, Cue? Did you get hit by an omnipotent truck?

Couverthie

Don't talk unless you can improve the silence.

Lonewolf

Is this ANOTHER character building episode?

Sinkau Baylan

You've got the entire living universe to pester, and you choose a dead man??

Sinkau Baylan

Mmm hmm, I can feel my hair regrowing already.

RobRoy

You forgot your horns and pitchfork.

hejira

Where's the heavenly Heavily's?

Yorgi

This has to be the only place where that outfit is in fashion

Cpt Dunsel

Afterlife, smafterlife. I've got a contract!

CmdrChang

Frankly, Cue, I don't give a damn.

V. Equinox

I always wondered where Ensigns went after mindlessly walking into alien deathtraps.

Anne

The bad news is you're here. The good news: Measly Cruncher isn't!

Jen the jumping quean II

Hell is 100 times worse than I could of imagned!

Dr Satan

Right, where's tasha. She owed me money.

Avenger CO

And I though you'd blame the glare in here on my head.

Anne

Now where's that reset button?

Not Elvis

Well, at least I've got TWO hours to get out of this one.

Kenyar Jad

Goody, I get to meet the Devil yet again.

Lorn

And even now you're bugging me.

Maartje.

You did it! You annoyed me to death!

Maartje

Oh great, they must've ran out of white dresses.

Ellis

Have it your way, but if I die then so does your paycheck, buddy...

Ellis

This is Star Trek Cue, I'm probably only having a "character building" moment...

Ellis

The best thing about Star Trek, Cue, is that you never REALLY die...

Ellis

ever hear of the "reset button"?

Ellis

*sigh*...none of the regular cast ever dies on StarTrek, idiot...

Douglas MacAskill

Well what a surprise! The Mighty Cue annoys people when they're dead as well!

Unka Woofie

Heavenly.

Unka Woofie

Oh, hell...

Quip

Are you Cue, or a television critic?

Quip

About TIME I got promoted off that ship of fools!

Quip

The joke's on you- I've always been a stiff!

Quip

I was right, you ARE Satan!

faramir

Death's so bright you gotta wear shades!

Admiral Schnur

Is the glare off my head REALLY this bad...?

Elf

And you expect me to comment the decoration? Well, the NEXUS was a little more baroque...

Yorgi

Then WHY is my shirt still riding up!

Yorgi

There will be many red shirted ensigns here shortly to protect me!

Adam

It appears that my hot air is becoming dry ice.

Adam

How Q'ardly of you.

Yorgi

You know the French don't go to heaven, don't you?

Mr. Tribble

Like I ever had a life!

Griffin

Why does my after-life suck? I was a good person, damit!

Blue81

Gaudy....we have two problems...Cue...and life support!!

Harry Hazeel

Does this mean I have YOUR company for eternity?!

Kathrin

If I am dead this means I am out of ensings.

Kathrin

This happens when all the ensigns are on strike!

Maartje.

If you're immortal, how come YOU're here?

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

Can we do that again so Heavily Cruncher can give me the kiss of life!

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

Oh good I thought I was having a nightmare!

Beatmonster

Dead unlucky, it would appear...

Assimalates Willingly

Computer lower illumination

Phiz

I knew playing those pranks on Measly would send me to hell....

Elim

Really? Are you sure that I belong in Disco heaven?

Wendee Rae

Can you take me back to when I didn't dump Measley at the academy?

meggy eel

Darn it, I knew I should've been good...

Cmdr. Solomon

No seriously...where am I?

Steev

At least I don't have to wear that goofy outfit you have on.

Steev

Can I tell you a secret? I see dead people.

AT

Very funny, Cue. Do you have horns under that tacky hat of yours?

AT

You're here, so this must not be heaven, Measly's not here so this can't be hell...this must be purgatory!

AT

And who died and made you God?

Kathrin

Lights and white smoke what is this a disco?

Glorendil

There's no such thing as afterlife, only the emptiness between episodes.

Glorendil

More like "Welcome to your aftershave, Cue... you stink!"

Queen

Well, I can see why you're here with that hat.

The Queen

Cue, this is the bathroom.

JDSandara

This show's gone to Hell.

Panza

Computer, end program.

Sinkau Baylan

This "playing God" thing is getting a little old, okay?

Cueball

Oh Great!! And I suppose you are my tour guide

Sinkau Baylan

I always knew the Cue Continuum was Hell!!

Sinkau Baylan

What, the universe wan't enough for you to annoy??

Sinkau Baylan

Oh, thank heaven!!! For a minute I was expecting to hear, "You are the Sisko..."

Sinkau Baylan

Let me guess you're my guardian angel? Nice job you did.

Sinkau Baylan

Which means you're either God or Satan. Let's see...

Sinkau Baylan

Oh, no!!! You really are Satan!!!!

Sinkau Baylan

I know. But suicide obviously isn't the way to get rid of your problems.

Sinkau Baylan

You're kidding??!!!!!! Why am I always the last person to be told these kind of things??

Sinkau Baylan

I know. I thought suicide was the only way to escape you, but you can see how that turned out!

rojohen

I always thought hell would be more RED

death_hammer

I just hope that your outfit isn't the dress code over here!

death_hammer

Well if your here, then heaven is a lot easier to get into then I thought!

death_hammer

Why do I have a feeling that this will end up as a character building episode?!

Kiara Janeway

And what did I do to get to Hell?

death_hammer

Well I see that today wasn't a good day to die!

death_hammer

Somehow I thought the afterlife would be more populated then this!

death_hammer

Yes well if spook taught us anything, its that you can't keep a major sevtrek character dead!

Mark

And, I'm still happier than you.

Mark

There just no getting away from you.

Yankee Kiwi

Rightttt..... and they said that about my sex appeal when I lost most of my hair too!

Mr. Shadow

Well that's the LAST time I go on an away mission without any Ensigns... wait, it really is the last time.

Luigi Novi

No, I'm not! I live for eternity in repeats!

Krispos

And based on my company, in Hell to boot!

T'Rowa

Gee, being dead feels curiously like being alive, only more annoying.

JDSandara

When I said "Somebody shoot me." I didn't mean literally.

5618

So you finally bored me to death!

Hanover Fisk

Can't complain. I survived this red shirt for 6 seasons.

Spiner

There is ONE BIG FAT LIGHT!

Corsair

I said "Make it SO.", not "Make me Glow.".

Garnaal

...so hell exists?

Bill Harris

Really Cue, that outfit is *so* first season.

Dr Satan

Oh no. Here comes ST7 - The Search For Pinchhard

Admiral Phoenix

Of all the times I didn't bring along a spare ensign...

Dimitri Cassimatis

At least I had a...life

Peter Spencer

Dead eh? You'd boldly go to any extent for a laugh!

Mark

Finally, I thought I'd be doing Sev Trek movies for all eternity!

T'Bonz

Beam me UP!

Wendee Rae

A little more fog, please, I can still see you.

Quark

I told Tryhard that another visit from her mother would be the end of me.

Quark

Oh wipe that smirk off of your face...There's still 45 minutes left, and you know they'll find a way to bring me back.

Mike K.

Pardon, who's talking? The glare off my head is making it hard to see.

Kathrin

I believe in God not in Cues.

Mark

Then, go away and let me rest in peace.

Cassandra

And I obviously didn't make it to heaven...

Mike Howell

The afterlife with you? I'd rather be a Bored drone!

Kathy

I've been to hell and back - but this takes the cake!

Kathrin

Oh, I know what this isA Christmas Carol right!

Allan

Who let you in?

Styx

So much for resting in peace.

TSN

Even in heaven, you can't find a better outfit?

MindMelda

Couldn't even dress properly for my funeral Cue?

Dial "M" for Maul

I'll have you know I'm just mostly dead.

Dial "M" for Maul

I refuse to die without Shakespearian quotes!

Elf

Mon Dieu, you're really Dressed to Kill!

Sam

I was dead when I started to recede

jak

I've heard of the Grim Reaper, but this is Grim indeed.

della

Then, get off my cloud!

MRR

When I said I never wanted to see you again as long as I lived......

Derek

It's too bright. Don't even bother asking me to count the lights.

Nodrog_CRC

I knew I should have brought along more ensigns on that last mission.

Nodrog_CRC

So's your sense of fashion

Shlamko

Is the after world a fluorescent bulbs factory?

Robert Saturn

This is the BAD PLACE, isn't it?

Antti

Like hell it is!

Antti

THERE... IS... TOO... MUCH... LIGHT!

Antti

I refuse to believe that the afterlife is run by a politically incorrect being!

Polgara

Who are you? Q-elzebub?

DRobb

Yeah, well, I wouldn't be caught dead dressed in an outfit like yours.

Cybermoose

So why do I still want to kill myself?

Viserov

Nothing a plot hole can't fix.

Kalahari Karl

You mean after you made my life a living hell?

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

My hair must have gone to heaven!

Dial "M" for Maul

Does this mean I can drop the whole English-accent Frenchman facade?

Dial "M" for Maul

Carrying your delusions of grandeur a bit to far I see...

Elf

I will meet Yack Cruncher and tell him what I think about his son.

Dial "M" for Maul

Hey, you can hardly notice the forehead glare here!

Elf

I should get out of this with a good diplomatic talk

Dial "M" for Maul

I thought I just had a bad case of heart burn!

Petzi

Where's my hair? It should be waiting here for me.

Andy R.

As long as they serve Earl Grey here, that is fine with me.

David Maramed

Don't expect a thank you card anytime soon!

Elf

So in the Afterlife I get to know my REAL name, heh?

Elf

Oh great, I guess here are more than four lights...

MindMelda

It was your outfit, I laughed til I died!

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

There is no life after Sev trek just conventions!

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

No, we're just in my sauna Dummy!

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

Ah well - time to make way for the next generation!

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

This shows been dead and buried for years pal!

Robin

What am I doing in the "other place"? I wasn't such a bad captain, was I?

Standback

Very nice. Who did the decor?

Tom Hyde

Have a heart, Que. While you're at it, get one for me, too.

The Great Wizzard

I must return! I need to warn everyone where Political Correctness leads to!

The Great Wizzard

Yes, I realized when noticing that my uniforms fits perfectly for the first time ever!

The Great Wizzard

May I return as a ghost to haunt Measly?

The Great Wizzard

That's impossible! My contract lasts 1.5 more years!

Martijn van Genderen

Than kill me again, I don't want to be here with you

Maartje

In that case, where are all of my ensigns?

BitterAndy

It was extreme, but finally I escaped Measley Cruncher.

gunnar

I have to go back! I didn't deliver any famous last words...

John Guenther

As long as Measly isn't here, I'm happy.

gunnar

So that's why my dome shines like never before!

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

This can't be the afterlife - I'm still bald!

Shlamko

No more smartass kids... No more womanizing numer-ones... I can get used to this!

8 of 12

Then shouldn't my hair be back?

Umpf

Does it mean, when YOU are here too, you're also dead? Yeah!

Glorendil

Even in the afterlife you're still a jerk.

Shlamko

I do NOT shine!

The Great Wizzard

I'm in Hell, correct?

JC

Over my dead... oh, never mind!

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