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This week's idea was suggested on the Ideas Board by Siriusly Not.
Sev Trek: The Comic Strip

Quirk clones! Has there ever been a character that has been cloned as much as Captain Quirk? As if he doesn't get enough screentime as it is!


Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek Movie Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline was written by RealmMan. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions.


JDSandara

Does this mean I get double pay now?

TEFII

Shoot me first. I slept with him.

DanDaMan

If you shoot, the Meaning of Sev will die with me!

Raven

Double the character, double the pay.

Raven

Keep stalling. More screen time!!

Cordavin Lon

Save the future - shoot us both.

TEFII

Shoot the fat one, No wait!

CJ

He who smelt it dealt it!

Bill Harris

I wouldn't be caught dead with that synthetic hair weave!

Krispos

What answer will make you shoot him?

Krispos

Now I forgot who is who!

Mr. Memo

Look at him. He's obviously got fake hair. Oh, wait.... so do I.

Agee

Shoot him! He's wearing a cheaper toupee!

Griffin

Damn you! Why must my opponents be SO good-looking?

AT

He's stealing my screen time!

Fuzzbucket

Check if he has the enterforaprize-shaped birth mark on his butt!

Nixie

Don't shoot me, shoot the fat one!!

Avenger CO

Shoot him. He's the stunt double!

Scott McClenny

He has to be the impostor! Noone from Iowa would have "I Love Michigan!" tattooed on their arm!

Kat

UGLY over there is the one you want.

Glorendil

You'll get my job over your dead body!

JDSandara

Hey can you be my stand-in in the next movie, I hear they're going to kill me.

C Bemis

Shoot him! I don't want to look like that anymore.

Bobby

How could you mistake this talentless over actor for me?...oops, forget I said that

Matthew Ralston

Hey! What happened to my face!?

Sothis

At last, my perfect partner- Me!

Naz

I don't use that much mascara!

valerie p.

Shoot him. That's not our good side

Tyrrogan

Quick - shoot the tribble on his head before it multiplies!

Tyrrogan

You're making me look fat!

FD

Shoot SOMEONE, will you? It's cold out here!

FD

Sergeant! This man said unkind things about your mother!

Johnathan McClure

(to tune of Row, Row, Row Your Boat) Kill, Kill, Kill the Quirk, who really ain't me... sing with me, Buns...

Mark

Shoot...him or...I...will make...a...long...speech.

Mark

You shoot my son. Now, you're shooting my clone. I sense that you don't like me.

Rob Simpson

By George you've given my a brilliant idea for a series of lame novels!

Tony Gagnon

Shoot him! There are not enough women in the galaxy for both of us

Yorgi

I haven't looked in a mirror in years. Is THAT what I really look like??

MindMelda

When this is over, I'm taking a long vacation on Liposuction IV.

MindMelda

No dramatic pauses, real hair, tight stomach...He's the fake!

Siani

How could you be fooled for a second?! That impostor is balding and chubby!

Siani

Want to find the real Quirk? Bring in the alien slave-girls!

KCA

If you think your me, tell me how many red shirts have I ripped so far?

Tom Hyde

Can't you tell a supermodel when you see one?

Whisper 2AScream

My God, I'm a talent less hairless egomaniac! Shoot us both!

iolar58

Shoot him. or our combined ego will destabilise the universe

Dial "M" for Maul

Only a changeling could squeeze into this girdle. He's the real guy.

Dial "M" for Maul

But can HE carry a tune?

Seanith

He's not the real Quirk, he's an egotistical womaniser!

Admiral Alex

Kill that ugly old hideous creature!!!


I thought I was making out with Iman, not A man!

neilinoz

...and you sir are an imbecile! It is written all over your face!

neilinoz

Try to keep the face intact when you fire...

neilinoz

Curse you, you handsome devil!

neilinoz

Squatty! Where did you get that halloween mask?

neilinoz

Sorry, you were a great kisser, but you have to die.

1of2

The sooner...you shoot...him, the sooner...we can...take his coat and...be warm.

Chris

Shoot... him... quick...ly.

Griffin

To prove... this imposter.. we need... alien babes!

Ann E. Nichols

He's the fake! I NEVER use that much eye-liner!

vivek

Kill him! There just aint enough women for the two of us

MindMelda

Shoot him, but don't hit the face!

Sothis

Check his underwear. I always write my name on my underwear.

Lester Gash

I'm...the real...Gym Quirk...who else...talks...like this?

Never Catch Me

Don't you just hate it when someone turns up at a party being the same person as you?

evay

You! Out of the gene pool!

Matthew Shaw

Does my toupee really look that bad?!

Wiesel

Hey, how much are they paying you for this movie?


What do you mean he's a clone!? I'm young and I DON'T have that beer belly!

Jose A. Magana

He confused your targ for your mother.

OptimalOp

Buns, give us a physical! Whichever hits on the nurse is the real Quirk!

OptimalOp

Hey! Those are actual crow's feet stapled onto your face! Fake!

Scott McClenny

I hope Sevfleet remembers to DOUBLE my salary now!

Mav

Not me, you idiot. The one who can act.

double trouble

Please kill him, I hate that guy! Oh wait, that's me!

Harry Hazeel

He's the fake. The good acting gives it away!

Lester Gash

You haven't got HALF the ego I have

Lester Gash

I'm the real clone! Oh...darn

Mark Cordell

How can you shoot something so devilishly handsome???

Chris

There's too much ego with the both of us! Shoot him!

Mats-Trek

Boy are you ugly!

crazyevildude formaly known as darkjedi

Get a scantly clad green alien babe and we'll see who the real Kirk is!

Doggy Spew

Have you ever seen HIM rip a shirt like I do ?

John Guenther

It was him! *He* stole your cookies.

Wendee Rae

Sevfleet's putting me on trial next week and you're going!

MindMelda

I'm the good-looking one! Shoot him!

MindMelda

Oh no, do I look like that? Set phaser for facelift!

MindMelda

Don't singe the hair, I might need a spare!

Joker**

Shoot him .. hi shirt ain't ripped

Johnathan McClure

No, I'm the real one! I'd never be caught without my makeup!

Potswilly

Quirk, or not Quirk- that is the question!

Potswilly

Hey! We could double-date!

Potswilly

I'm me, there's myself, but where is "I"?

Potswilly

I told you before, STOP copying me!

Potswilly

Klingoff, meet my twin brother, Jerk.

Antoine

Hes the clone! Look at his hair! We buy them at two different retailers!

Shlamko

Beam us both. I will send her to conventions.

Shlamko

I can't blame you. I'm dead Sexy!

Shlamko

Hey, it's not like I didn't kissed me before.

Boothby

And just when you thought half the women in the galaxy were safe...

Lady Firebird

As if one wasn't MORE than enough...

The Red 9

Your girdle is showing.

Michael "Borgy" Finley

That's him, look at that face, that hair and that gut, couldn't be me!

5618 (David)

Is that the face that got a million women?

Weyoun the Dancing Borg

He's the fake: Pull his hair. It stays there!

Weyoun the Dancing Borg

You're not HALF the man I am!

Weyoun the Dancing Borg

Who...the...hell....are.....you...........?

Weyoun the Dancing Borg

I'm glad I don't look as old and fat as you!

Weyoun the Dancing Borg

This universe isn't big enough for two Kirk-Egos!

Weyoun the Dancing Borg

How should I know who the re...oh oops.

§Sean§

He's obviously the fake. No way do I act THAT bad!...

The Great Wizzard

So, can you tell who's "The Real McCoy"?

§Sean§

I am NOT THAT FAT!!!

§Sean§

HE's the fake! - No way does my toupee look THAT bad!

Alicat

Shoot him! His hair is real!

JC

I'd say shoot him but he's so dang good looking!

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