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This week's idea was suggested on the Ideas Board by The Great Wizzard
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Schidzo's baseball. When Schidzo was forced to retreat from DS9, he left his baseball behind as a message to his enemies. Here is the sevilised version of the message.


Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek TV Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline wsa written by Quip. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions.


Mark

The plot's taken a curve.

Jeff

He's out, I'm not safe though

Kimpire

I beamed it off his ship. When he comes back to get it, we'll grab him

Kimpire

It was a booby trap. I slipped on it and almost broke my neck.

Scott McClenny

Time for you to hit the showers!

davidl

It's a whole new ballgame now. Let' play.

Minarvia

"I am out of hereeeee!"

Shlamko

Schidzo has a bat with my name on it.

Dano Langevin

I dunno, but if they start doing the wave out in Ops, I resign.

Dano Langevin

We're stuck here while he's out having a ball!

ZEE

It means there will be some soppy charater defining moment when he gets it back.

Barnie

Odour, I know it's you.

Panza

Schidzo's lost something more serious than his marbles.

Scott Harrison

Set a course for cranial contusion.

Rob Jensen

It means that I'm in left field next week

Trenity

Schidzo thought it was running to home, not running for home.

Roger S.

He left us a ball, and no bats , evil little....

009

I wish I knew, Weyoun, I wish I knew... -oh wait, I do! it means he'll be back

009

I don't know, Just forward it on with his mail...

Antti

It means that we have a valuable hostage.

Delta Flyer

Our ratings our out of the ball park.

R.L.

Heeeeee's GONE!

T'pek

It's not a message! He just forgot the ball!

Yorgi

I'm on the base with the ball, ain't nobody coming home!!!

Bill Harris

The mighty Schidzo has struck out.

009

We've stolen Ninth Starbase

Mikkel Lodahl

Why so obsessed with MEANINGS?! Does every single little thing HAVE to mean something?! Uh, I mean: it means he'll be back, obviously.

Griffin

We don't know for sure, but our decryption teams will have a few things to say about the stitching!

Phiz

He thinks I need to work on my hand-eye coordination.

vivek

He packed LIGHT

holmesdata

It means that Schidzo is getting forgetful...he forgot to leave a baseball bat and a glove.

Johnathan McClure

He had to choose his baseball or his space hamburger. I think it means he likes pickles.

Johnathan McClure

It means I have a projectile with which to hurt you.

Ryyn

If Schidzo wants to play hard ball...I'm game!

Chrome Dog

I just made it to the big leagues!

Avenger CO

He's going to come back for his toy!

Griffin

Life is like a curve ball. It changes direction and hits you in the head.

Griffin

It means we don't know thew final score. We can't play the game. Our side are using different rules. In other words, I don't know.

Avenger CO

He wants a rematch.

Ann E. Nichols

It means you're about to get a new forehead design.

Trekteen

Probably something like 'I didn't have enough room in the Defunct to take everything.'

Ryyn

It's another useless plot device that writer's sometimes come up with.

Kira Mae

I dunno, but i f i don't think of something soon the closing credits are going to cut me off!!

Ryan Jaynes

It means, "You're outta' there!"

iolar58

it means more seasons, you silly

David Roe

Ask me again and I'll hit you with the bat!!

Kalahari Karl

Do you think the Founder could turn into a glove?

Warren

I'm not going to drop the ball this time.

Puke

The prop department left it as a warning to the writers to create a better ending.

Dr Satan

It means his memory's failing

Dacron

It means more airtime for yours truly!

Nodrog_CRC

It could be the key to Schidzo's power... it could be a sign he plans to return... or, he might simply have forgotten it while packing.

Nodrog_CRC

I think we've found what broke my office window...

Nodrog_CRC

I don't know, but I'm having a ball...

Nodrog_CRC

I'm going to assume it's a baseball, and not even check to see if it contains a hidden micraphone... or an explosive...

darkjedi

We have something to throw at them if they come back!

Nodrog_CRC

I think he's hoping I'll accidentally break a window with this thing.

Dial "M" for Maul

Dunno. This one came right out of left field.

Quip

It means now *I* run the game!

3 of 5

I think he wants to take me OUT of the ball park.

Rug Man

It means we can keep this station forever by holding this hostage.

Catspaw

Who cares, it's Finders Keepers!

neilinoz

One thing's for sure - it's just not cricket!

Klunsi

Get the hot dogs and meet me in the holosuite!

Tyrrogan

It's the Orb of Baseball.

Tyrrogan

I don't know - I'm just attracted to shiny objects!

MindMelda

Good thing our uniforms already have cups!

Ryyn

You won this inning, but there's still eight more to go!

Paul Yearwood

It means it is the top of ninth and the Visitors are winning, Sorry about that, Major.

Alex

He's taking up Football!

KaC

He's on second and plans to come home.

Yuneek

It means he forgot his baseball. The schmuck.

Zapman

It means he plans on stealing back his home base, dummy!

Ann E. Nichols

I'll make a fortune when I auction it!

The Walking Star Trek Encyclopedia

He's gonna get the bat.

Jazzofborg

It means... go ask your Founder.

Dial "M" for Maul

He also left a riddle file: "Who's on First?"

Douglas MacAskill

It means, that our ratings are gonna go sky high!

jdwiseman

I'm just worried about who has his bat.

Dial "M" for Maul

I believe it is a weapon used in the 20th century torture known as "Little League Baseball"

TW

That were qualified for the next intergalactical baseball tournament.

Dial "M" for Maul

I think we should find out Who's On First.

Alicat

One more strike and we're out

3 of 5

It means the battlefield is shifting. Go find me some cleats and replicate some chewing tobacco.

Mats-Trek

That he is going to STRIKE us down in the next season

Dial "M" for Maul

Two out, Starbases loaded.

adamr3365

That they've set the hollowdecks to do nothing but baseball simulations.

Yorgi

Schidzo's playing mind games with me. Damn, I wish I could play

8 of 12

It means Schidzo forgot to pack!

8 of 12

It means 'Wayout, you go long!'

paul smith

it is a metaphor. I'm the ball, and he is gonna hit me when he gets back.

essayg

Keep an eye out for runner sneaking home.

E-Nice

It's a baseball, not a crystal ball.

E-Nice

It means we're home team now.

E-Nice

Must you overanalyse everything?

E-Nice

It means finders keepers, losers weepers.

Potswilly

While Schidzo is running, I'll be having a ball!

Potswilly

It means that the ball is in my court.

Avenger CO

It means you should duck soon!

Eric Houston

He expects us to 'play ball!'

Martijn Takke

He's gotten to second base with Captain Yates!

1of2

Dunno. Hey, turn around...

Raven

People in glass space stations should choose their recreational activities carefully.

Stephan Packard

Sometimes a baseball is just a baseball.

Wiesel

I haven't the slightest idea, but I smile knowingly!

Adam C

Gravity still works in space

BGM

I'm hoping Major Tequila will practice her curves with me.

J

He wants to play 'catch' from a distance!

009

Send him his sons head with this in his mouth

009

I have no idea, but I'll look smug anyway

009

He's more absent minded than I thought. this war will be short

Kalahari Karl

It means we're gonna have more than a few broken windows when he comes back...

MindMelda

Apparently, humans through these hard spheres at each other. And I thought they were wimps!

MindMelda

Having a Ball, Wish You Were Here!

Sevanonymous

Bottom of the fifth...storyline loaded, Schidzo at bat

adamr3365

Schidzo is going completely insane, one baseball at a time.

joe

I have no idea what it means, we Cardassians prefer cricket

Shlamko

Live long and fetch!

FD

It means Schidzo forgot his baseball. What do you THINK it means?

Brian

I suspect foul play!

Yorgi

Schidzo has given up baseball. If he takes up ice hockey I think now is a good time to surrender

Yorgi

Schidzo wants to play hardball, I'm a softball man myself

Shlamko

Let's go to the hollowdeck!

Shlamko

Schidzo made a home-runaway.

Shlamko

O'blimey, what do you mean you've left the ball on DS9? Reverse course!!!

matthieu

say: "there are four bases"

matty.b.

my bat is on the defiant.

ltjg Robertson

That Schidzo will be looking for his autographed baseball tonight! HEHEH!

Raptor5880

Nothing, he simply left us a welcoming present. Geez, you read way too much into these things.

Bobby

It's his way of say 'I'll be baacckk'

Blanchard

We've got more balls than him!

Space Katet

He'll be back - because he forgot to pack this!

The Great Wizzard

Schidzo believes he's been striked out.

Cameron Mason

Schidzo will be back: with a bat.

The Great Wizzard

Nothing. He just owed me a Babe Ruth autograph.

The Great Wizzard

Schidzo had to pack in a hurry.

Wyv

Hmm! It says: "Violets are blue, roses are red, I'll be back, prepare for bloodshed!"

Wyv

I don't know... but I don't like the ticking.

joerg

He's got balls.

Standback

Nothing. Hold still a moment.

The Great Wizzard

The bat would've been more useful to whack annoying people...

Trilliena

Who cares ? I'm gonna have fun seeing if I can lob it into one of Quacks ears!

The Great Wizzard

He'll be back after the world series.

Tyrrogan

I don't know - but this is an excellent form of stress relief!

Tyrrogan

That Sisko isn't going to be playing baseball for a while.

Matt

It means you'll owe me $20 if I can the Defiant from here.

Matt

I'll tell it to you one last time.... "Whos" on first . "Whats" on second. Got it????

Cyber-Garfield

Schidzo just made a home run.

mgeoffrey

He's OUT!!!

mgeoffrey

It means that there will be another season of this show.

The Great Wizzard

I need to practise on my curveballs.

The Great Wizzard

Dunno. Only Americans have been able to understand baseball forever.

8 of 12

It's a message from Schidzo: Emissary rules, OK.

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