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This week's idea was suggested on the Ideas Board by Sinkau Baylan.
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The demise of the Bored Queen! We kick off our new cartoon contest with a First Contact parody with a melted down Bored Queen!



Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek Movie Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline was written by Polgara. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions.


Lord Chopin

Obviously she was Bored to death

STJourney

I knew it! Made on Ferenginar!

Danielle

And they say it's what's on the inside that matters...

hejira

So tell me again...HOW THE HECK DID YOU GET ON FORAGER?!?

Sticky Paws

You know if you look at her this way, she kinda looks like..... ME!!!

T-Wolf

I expect you to clean up this mess you made

Dial "M" for Maul

Is this the face that launched a thousand Cubes?

Yorgi

mmmm... no wonder she was hard to break, there's a "Tonka" Trademark on it

Trilliena

I hate chicks that are balder than I am.

Griffin

Beta, did she make you an offer? An offer you couldn't refuse?

Cordavin Lon

I hope your girlfriend has a warranty.

Johnathan McClure

Beta, does Subplot need a chewtoy?

Johnathan McClure

You know, if anyone else had disintegrated like her, this movie woulda been Rated "R."

Johnathan McClure

I suppose this is where I'm supposed to snap her neck...

Johnathan McClure

We're always looking for the best of both worlds, but jeez, Beta!

8 of 12

Did she make you feel like a natural android, Beta?

1of2

... Halloween is coming up...

1of2

damn! Her hair is gone! Oh well, we shall continue our mission to destroy new life and take their hair!

1of2

Piker's birthday is coming up and he has wanted a new mute for is trombone...

Frank Burnham

If you move it like so, all of the marbles fall into the little holes.

jak

Resistance is futile, you will be disassembled.

Allan

Not so superior now, are we?

Allan (sicko pun time!)

Now THAT is "with extreme prejudice".

Allan (sicko pun time!)

Terminate-her? Quite.

Griffin

Now who's feeling superior to which species?

Blake

Well, I see YOU'VE gone off your face...

Trekteen

Beta, right after we get a cleaning crew down here, we are going to have a chat about your taste in women.

Ryan

I knew she had a hard head, but I thought it was just a metaphor!

Weyoun the Dancing Borg

Look Beta: She crashed!

Mark

So, now will you join the Severation?

Ann E. Nichols

Data, we need to talk about your taste in women.

Mark

Resistance worked quite well.

Mark

"Intel Inside." I knew it!

Dacron

Tsk, the things people leave lying around...

Commander

Now who's a pain in the neck.

Nali

Itīs a best before date here, and it's more than a year old!

Chris

Now that I have defeated you it's Captain Janeways turn

Glorendil

Quite armless

Sinkau Baylan

Made in the U.S.A.???? Bloody Americans!!!!

Sinkau Baylan

Don't feel bad, Beta. Underneath, she's only plastic.

Peter Pumpkinhead

Diplomacy be damned!!!!! Die, evil maggot from hell!!!!!!!!

Mr. Memo

They REALLY don't make them like they used to.

JTKirk

Here, Beta, have a lollipop.

Bobby

Oh great...I get a chance to catch up on my Shakespeare

Rob Mey

Now that you're dead I can really tell you off!!!

Rob Mey

Ding Dong the Queen is Dead!!!

Rob Mey

Et tu Bored Queen?

Weyoun the Dancing Borg

Once more, into the (warp core) Breach, dear friends!

Standback

Beta, she's balder than I am. Explain.

Wendee Rae

And still no cure for dry, flaky skin.

Standback

Ugh! Beta, you fell for THIS?

Griffin

Can this be? Have I truly lost the only bald woman in the universe?

Griffin

You are Chrome-Dome of Bored!

Avenger CO

This will make an excellent nine iron.

Danielle

Do you know how often I get to show off my chest in my undershirt? And you just had to go and spoil it by getting antimatter all over it!

Cmdr. Solomon

I still can't believe she picked *you* over *me*.

Derek

Well, when I was Locutus, I DID refer to her as my ball and chain...

Ann E. Nichols

Tell the bar I've got their new mixer.

Dial "M" for Maul

Say...this would make a great teapot!

Dial "M" for Maul (Motto: "Head of State Puns are Fun")

If you hold it up to your ear, you can hear Forager!

Dial "M" for Maul

I wonder if we can get Cable with this thing...

3 of 5

Now she has a new name. One of million - pieces.

Dial "M" for Maul

What's this flying windows symbol on the side?

Pepo

Ahab died hunting his obsession. I killed my white whale, saved my ship AND the past and all I lost was few ensigns. Damn I'm good.

Mats-Trek

You must really be bored now!

Yorgi

Don't look at me, you are the one who felt attracted to her!!

iolar58

You'd loose your head if it wasn't.. eh.. clamped to your body

Lt. Brad Gentry

Hurry up Data! Download that video game from her CPU!

Weyoun the Dancing Borg

Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Well I don't see anyon... oh hi Beta!

Shadow

This is exactly the same thing that happened when I tried to program my VCR

§Sean§

Hmm...Windows2100...my god Beta! They're worse than we thought!

Jobber_X

You know Beta, staring contests lose something when your opponent has no eyes....

Avenger CO

Talk about showing backbone!

Weyoun the Dancing Borg

I never knew how ugly she was without her makeup!

Cmdr. Solomon

Well, I told her not to cross "the Line" but did she listen... nooooo.

Marek J. Vaden

Mr. Beta, clean up your cat's toys will you.

Lord Psi

"D-I-Y Borg Kit: Attach part 5 of 9 to module 18 of 27"

009

Resist this

§Sean§

Beta.. see if you can find another one so I can hang them up as a pair of fuzzy dice from the viewscreen

Griffin

I always wondered what I needed to make me happy. Now I know. Another bald woman!

Trilliena

Yep, no beauty on the inside here

Chris Owens

Well now, Ms. Smarty-Pants, any more quips about my 'limited human intellect'?

Cursen Dix

the power just when to her head..

mgeoffrey

In all the Galaxies, and all the Movies... SHE had to walk into mine.

8 of 12

Don't feel like talking anymore!?

Beek

This will be the perfect tree ornament at the Christmas party.

Fitzer

"If found, return to Bill Gates..."

MindMelda

I find her strangely attractive now!

corbin johnson

to bored, or not to bored, that is the question

Cordavin Lon

She was bald and she was attracted to me - WHAT HAVE I DONE?

Nahum

Humans : One, Machines : Zero! Nothing personal, Beta.

Cmdr. Solomon

Hey Beta, You know what this means? VOLLLLLYBAAAAALL

nahum

She's still under warranty, Beta!

Lethargy76

That's what you get for cheating on me while I'm away!

Captain Edo van der Schaaf

"Data, do you come with a built-in mop ?"

Derek

This is going right into the collection!

sess-pity

Beta, quick, I need a fitting Shakespeare quote...

David Stayduhar

Beta, I told to use Hydrogen Peroxide on her hair, NOT Hydrochloric Acid!!!

mandi

well its too late for an apology now

Captain Shakespeare

Is this the face that assimilated a thousand ships?

Lord Psi

"Warning: Do not Immerse in Warp Plasma"

§Sean§

The cleanup bill for the engineering section is coming out of your paycheque Mr Beta...

§Sean§

Beta.. remove your head and see if this one fits better...

Ash

This New floor cleaner really does dissolve on First Contact.

§Sean§

Hmmm... "it says here 5c recycling deposit in participating galaxies"

Wendee Rae

I guess she was more your type...sorry.

Wendee Rae

I guess she didn't have an inner beauty either.

Neal

Well Beta, Just another "Lovely little life form" eh?

Q

I'm quite the lady killer arnt I Mr. Beta?

Neal

This'll scare the little kids who come to the bridge on Halloween

Tyrrogan

Trashy Yard, the Bored Queen - Congratulations, Mr Beta, you've just equalled Barf's kill rate!

Q

Well I guess Barf has his new chew toy.

Q

Damn that Earl Grey is strong stuff!

Trekteen

That's the last time I use the expression 'I have a bone to pick with you.'

Griffin

She had a nice head. I'll give her that.

Griffin

Sometimes I think baldness in women wasn't meant to be.

Griffin

Why Beta? Why do all the bald women have to be evil? And why do I have to destroy them?

Nick Noel

I'm supposed to be the only bald guy in the movie. Me! Not You!

David

i could use this as a belt! or better yet... a new neck tie!

RealmMan

There, I kneeled before you, Your Highness. Happy?

Eric

He who lives by Assimilation shall perish by DisAssimilation

Mark Reading

Well Beta, it looks like she was out of warranty...

Will Watson

No wonder she was queen - she had less hair than me!

Will Watson

This takes me back to my days on the USS Royal Shakespeare Company...

Raven

THAT's for not assimilating Measly!

Sirrta

What..? "If you can read this resistance was NOT futile..."

Sulu777

She'll look great right next to my klingon head don't you agree beta.

Sulu777

She'll make an excellent toilet plunger.

Paul V

Alas poor Borg Queen, I knew her well....along with the millions of other drones I was linked to.

Robert J. McKenney

Well, I guess I was wrong when I called the Bored Queen "spineless"...

Robert J. Mckenney

Well I'll be! Nothing but a glorified can opener!

Incredible Elmo

Beta, I think we finally found something for your face-lift operation.

Seven of eleven

Beta, what Shakespearian quote do you thing is most suited for this situation?

Seven of eleven

What do you mean it kinda looks like me?

Gregory Griffiths

I don't care what universe you're from. That's gotta hurt!

Agee

Good Lord, she's ugly!

John Fallon

All I said was "Show a little backbone" !

mrs Tazz

Data? DATA?! Say something Data!!!

Ragnar Blackmaine

Eat my warpcore...

Jadzia Dax

Look at this mess, someone call wesley to clean it up

adm58

You will make fine replacement parts for Beta.

adm58

We destroy their cube, and they come back. We melt entire collectives, and the come back. The line must be drawn here!

Roget

But enough about me, how have you been?

Roget

Now negotiations may commence...

Roget

Resistance is futile! Resistance is futile! THERE! How do YOU like it now?

Roget

When I look into your...er...ocular implants...

Mikey B

Damn, and I didn't ask how she shines her head!

Yuneek

Today is a good day to writhe.

Cordavin Lon

I think the coolant went to her head...

spiffy

Iron maiden, indeed.

spiffy

As I suspected...a few missing screws.

spiffy

Rust in peace.

spiffy

Just my type...cold and detached.

spiffy

Hmmm...she ran on D-cell batteries.

spiffy

So she did have nerves of steel!

spiffy

And she called me "Spineless"?!!

Death_hammer

For the last time, I AM NOT LOCUTUS!

Sci Fi Warlord

When I put this to my ear, I hear our theme song!

Death_hammer

The only woman that truly understood me.

Sci Fi Warlord

How do you define "futile"?

Lt. Brad Gentry

The make-up department worked on her longer than they worked on me. I don't like her.

Lt. Brad Gentry

I always thought you had a thick skull.

Guilherme Silva

Finally something balder than me!

Guilherme Silva

The spyne must be teared HERE!!!!!!

Potswilly

Metal and circuits and lights- oh my!

Potswilly

My ship! MINE!

jdwiseman

Boredom is only skin deep.

Quip

I warned you about my luck in relationships!

republik

So that is how you get ahead in the borg collective.

jdwiseman

And I thought *I* would end up with the least amount of clothing.

jdwiseman

I think this was the motor to my Jacuzzi!

Knoll

We got your emotion chip, Beta. Now we've got you a spine, too.

Brandt Kofton

Women! You say that you're leaving and they fall to pieces...

Peter

Now who's the superior race?

Quip

I didn't mean to get under your skin!

Anne

She's more sexy *with* the skin, don't you think?

Chris

Talk about hard headed...

Wilco

What was it this time? The singing or the speech?

Wilco

I had women change "teams" afterwards ... but never commit suicide!

Wilco

She might have been the Queen ... but no-one is as boring as Beta!

John Fassbender

Now how many lights are there?

Jerry Lyles

So thats where my false teeth went...

Terry RW Whisenant

You may be fully functional, Data, but you don't know your own strength.

Cmdr. Solomon

*sigh* Well, I guess we win...too bad...I was just about to draw "the Line".

David

Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

Willie

Look what I found in the sink drain...

Agent-D

seduce My robot will you?

Andy

Beta, what do you mean we could have just taken her batteries out?

Dale McKee

I hate it when women go to pieces on me.

A. Barnes

Finally I don't have to listen to her any more.

Andy

Wow Beta, that Warpo core cleaner really is as corrosive as the label says

Boothby

So the rumors were true! The Bored Queen was really Ally McBeal!

Admiral Mike

She looked better with flesh

Andy

Tell me damn it! What did you do with my tunic?

Boothby

Well, I guess no one can call her spineless...

jo

You know there's somthing wrong when this is the only women interested in you.

Fek'lhr

Finally, a head shinier than mine!

Josh

You look better without that snap on body.

Levi Brown

Apparantly, her beauty was ony skin deep...

Kaideb

Well Dada, It looks like she took that diet a bit too far.

Eric Woo

She was unique... let's melt her down and make collectible Bored Queen medallions to sell!

Shlamko

You are UGLY from the inside!

Cazzypoo

This should make an interesting toilet brush...

Polgara

Sniff! We could have had something beautiful together.

Jester

Is this a metalic head and spinal chord i see before me?

Chris

Beta, how do you think this would look mounted on my desk?

ScottE Bemeup

Alert sick bay, Beta. I neglected to wash off the flesh eating slime before I picked this up.

JTKirk

I guess I just got me a new keychain!

Mr. Shadow

Data, don't you think this would make a good hood ornament?

JTKirk

Ensign Predator will like to add this one to his collection!

JTKirk

Beta, look! It says "Made in Taiwan"!

The Great Wizzard

It's fun not being PC for a change!

The Great Wizzard

You never should've interrupted me during tea-time!

The Great Wizzard

I'll keep her. My Chinese back scratcher broke this morning.

Tom Hyde

Beta, how are you fixed for spare parts?

John Guenther

Beta, did you know you can actually see your reflection in a bald head like hers?

John Guenther

Don't give me that look!

John Guenther

You'll make a fine lampshade, I do believe.

John Guenther

And you found this *attractive*, Beta?

Kyle247

Do you think this would look good in my fishtank, Beta?

Wendy

Alas poor Bored Queen, I knew her well.

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