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This week's idea was suggested on the Ideas Board by The Crazy Zonie.
Sev Trek: The Comic Strip

Phizzer settings. Why are phizzers always set to stun or kill. This cartoon gave Sevilians the chance to invent several new settings for the phizzer rifle.


Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. Although there are several winning entries used in the comic strip, the official winning punchline that received the most votes was "Lodge Formal Protest" by Matt FalconKnight. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions.


Frogboy Lives

Pluck nose-hairs.

--Chris--

Remote Atomic Wedgie

HirogenHunter

24h Pain-O-Thon

Jael

pleasureable - stun - paralize - living vegetable - kill - kiss your bum goodbye

davehole central

bruise, impale, tenderize, armageddon

Erik Hollender

Thumbs Up... Thumbs down

Erik Hollender

Pat on Back

KSheff

Permanent Press

Riff

Funky Chicken

Riff

potpourri

William

Definantly feeling aggresive tendancys.

Mike

Feelings of inadequacy

Alex

Little owie... BIG OWIE!

dettus

Hurt me plenty

Kostas Zerfiridis

[at the top or bottom] The line must be drawn here

Raven

Over easy

McMalo

Redshirt Puree

Ryan Janke

Never Hit Major Characters

Trekkie14

Make them wimper

Trekkie14

Funky Feeling

John Rebstock

Low, Medium, and High Maim

NightbatŪ .../\y/\

Short range, Medium range, Long range/hard of hearing

NightbatŪ .../\y/\

Easy!, Calm down!, Back off!, Don't say I didn't warn you!

NightbatŪ .../\y/\

"A good day to pinch", "A good day to smack" and : "A good day to KILL!!!"

NightbatŪ .../\y/\

"Press F1 for help"

Potswilly

Onion Fumes

G.B.A

Ignore PC Directive

skynorm

coma

skynorm

popcorn

roy

friendly fire

Michael Bunnell

Cold Shower (Note: Only use for Cap. Quirk)

CortJstr

Get song stuck in head

Max

thrill, stun, slightly maim, any last requests?, kill

Mate

G, PG, M15+, MA

Doggy Spew

Today is a good day to malfunction.

Rob Mey

Whallop

Rob Mey

Religious Experience

Rob Mey

Bloat

Philip Whitehead

Remove brain

Philip Whitehead

Cornflakify

Elim

Deploy the Measly clone!

Elim

zap with static electricity

Ngarewyrd

Off-Tingle-Annoy-Stun-Kill-Charcoal

Green Leader

Shave, Tweeser, Epilator, Legwax, HOT Legwax, HOT Legwax on hairy guy. (from lowest to highest)

Beek

Treknobable

Dryad47

Burny-Hurties

John Cameron

Lower IQ

John Cameron

Divide & Conquer

Annia

That gushy feeling in the pit of your stomach

peter

intoxicate

Williamson

Scrambled egg

Kenyar Jad

Prank, Pie in Face, Turn into Sundae

§Sean§

Write name in enemies body

adamr3365

Scare Half to Death

essayg

3 days in sickbay

Jeff

Mini ow, medium ow, mega ow, Maximum ow.

Erik Hollender

Dead.... Deader

Polgara

Coppertone Tan

nick calabrese

malfunction

Hanover Fisk

Pester

EofS

Warm fuzzy feeling

Yoda

Swift Kick to the Rear

Yoda

Body-Slam

CortJstr

High-pitch whine

CortJstr

Contradict earlier season

CortJstr

Point out moral superiority

Matt FalconKnight

Lodge formal protest

acehole

Kill,stuff,and mount.

Madness

Child birth

T'pek

Waste budget money

Elim

indian burn

Cmdr. Solomon

Cartoon-anvil-on-head setting

AT

knock-over

Joker**

Affro hair

spockman77

Earl Grey Tea Warmer

CortJstr

Nasty blister

TheKat

Paper-cut + Lemon Juice Ray

Cmdr. Solomon

Assorted Biblical Plagues

Cmdr. Solomon

Annoy-to-death setting

sheepeyes

Write a strongly worded letter

Jenzi YouKnowWho

Red Shirt 'Em

Dan Giese

Defy Physics!

peter

The widow-maker

peter

Generate fight scene

Slade

Go nutz!

Kurt

When you least expect it.

Cru

Kill at random

Kurt

Instant headache

Pearl

carbonize

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

pillow fight!

Bobby

minor ouchie...major ouchie

Madness

Ouchy wowas

Sam

Bucket of Ice Water

Tyrrogan

Rearrange internal organs

Agee

Always Hit Target

CortJstr

Blue-Screen-of-Death

CortJstr

Self-loathing

CortJstr

Create urge to pee

Starlord

Closest Shave Ever

CortJstr

Sunburn peeling

CortJstr

Alter forehead of race

CortJstr

Raspberry

Ricardo

Setting: ECB - Emergency Commercial Break

Ron Springston

Grrr, where are the "horribly disfigure" and "die slowly" setting?"

Tyrrogan

Wet towel flick

Death_hammer

Warning: Sev Fleet is not responsible for injury or death resulting from this product.

Mark

Flatulence

Potswilly

Tie Shoelaces Together

Potswilly

Verbal Reprimand

Potswilly

De-bone

Mark

Sponge Bath

Mark

Stewed Prunes

Logicwolf

blow up real good

Logicwolf

seven uniform spray

Logicwolf

Shatnerize

Potswilly

Soil Underwear

T'Rowa

Release Laywers--Please Flee Area After Using This Setting.

T'Rowa

Open Can of Whup-Ass.

T'Rowa

Beat the Living Daylights Out Of.

T'Rowa

Lucky shot.

T'Rowa

Smokin'!

5618 (David)

Love-o-ray

Nobody

Disarm

Jazzier Fax

confetti

jesusfreak7

Snap;Crackle;Pop

Bill Harris

It's a good day to fry

The Great Wizzard

Tag (he's it!)

Caillan Davenport

Bruise Ego

sess-pity

Laxative

The Great Wizzard

Super-Soaker

Elim

AM - FM

Elim

Autopsy

Elim

Chunky Salsa

Elim

Deploy tribbles.

Eric

Wussify

Number 0

press here for tutorial

urseus

"Force ideals on other races"

John Lang

Cremate

John Guenther

Evaporate

John Lang

Dramatic pauses (Quirk's phizzer only)

Tyrrogan

Kneelicks: Doyawanna: Measley

Matt Brightman

dishonor

kmk

Slap-in-face-with-cold-fish

Gregory Griffiths

Shut up and kiss

Glen Barnett

Overact

Wendee Rae

Deposit 25 Cents

Wendee Rae

Tar and Feather

Wendee Rae

Nose Bleed

Adam

slap hand

Adam

Prune juice spray

chris

Redshirt Homing-Missile

Brian K.

infinite ammo

Gregory Griffiths

CTRL ALT Delete

Qui Gon Vin

Common Cold

ThePenguin Weekly

Not for children under 3 years of age.

Quip

Startle, Stun, Amaze, Stupify, Shock, Overwhelm, Devastate, Kill

Lyra

"Broiled RedShirt"

ThePenguin Weekly

Point at enemy. Pull trigger. Repeat.

ThePenguin Weekly

Blast their atoms across the galaxy.

ThePenguin Weekly

Stop reading, start shooting.

Q

Pacify!

Q

Terminate with EXTREME prejudice!

ThePenguin Weekly

Good Day to Die

Bill Harris

Assimilate this!

athena97

smite

Q

"upside down" If you can read this your going to look funny without a head.

athena97

near death experience

adamr3365

laser light show

adamr3365

overkill

Fix Starcatcher

Do not use under wet conditions

AndieX

go 'boom'

E-Nice

Soothe

Lt. Cmdr. Matthew D. Wilson

Miss Completely

AndieX

flamethrower

Binx

Dentist Drill

AndieX

do nothing at all

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

Bad smell!

Matt FalconKnight

Make Believeable

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

hiccups!

peter

swift kick to the head

peter

This setting will leave you in sickbay for about a month

peter

Hurt really really bad

Matt FalconKnight

Cat scratch

Todd

Tea, Earl Grey, Hot

Dial "M" for Maul

"Budget Cut"

Dial "M" for Maul

"Marshmellow"

Dial "M" for Maul

"Overkill"

Dial "M" for Maul

"Nuke"

Dial "M" for Maul

"Sensless Violence"

Dial "M" for Maul

"Bleed"

Dial "M" for Maul

"Neat Effects"

Jazzier Fax

Exfoliate

Dial "M" for Maul

"Bruise"

Sjerrie

Rotten eggs

Murdoc

"Bad Pun"

Vulpix

Create plausible ending

Jazzier Fax

Delete

Spiner

Melt Styrofoam Rocks

MindMelda

Toast,Lt., Med., Dark.

Brian Malerich

MAIM FRY FRICASSEE SHAKE-N-BAKE ANNOY BLIND

Morgan

Trim toe nails

Sjerrie

Your ad here

Morgan

Bee sting

Morgan

Kill gently

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

wash coloured phizzers separately!

Bill Harris

hasta la vista, baby!

Eric Hop

undo / redo

Nodrog_CRC

NOOGIE

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

Pull the trigger you idiot!

Frank J. Nagy

Puree, Whip, Mash, Slap, Pinch

Nodrog_CRC

PAPER CUT

Nodrog_CRC

SUN BURN

Ozzy

Simmer

sess-pity

do not fire on this setting

Nodrog_CRC

STUN, SHOCK, SURPRISE

sess-pity

pull finger

Nodrog_CRC

STUN, STUN HEAVILY, STUNT COORIDANATOR

Graeme

Stunned, but able to utter one word before dying

ltjg Robertson

change color of beam

DAZED AND CONFUSED

Massacre Ensigns

Tom Hyde

Fire with no Effect

evay

Nag

evay

Whap upside head

DAZED AND CONFUSED

Pay Deduction

DAZED AND CONFUSED

Pay Rise

Rob Mey

spit ball

Rob Mey

Nap Time

Rob Mey

Pummel

Rob Mey

Deep Fat Fry

Glorendil

remove from script

sess-pity

shrink brain

sess-pity

kill wife

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

Uninstall

tony bell

custard pie

spiffy

chop, grind, shred, blend, saute

Kostas Zerfiridis

disassemble

Cameron Mason

roast

Cameron Mason

sevilise

David Esquivel

silly string

Qui Gon Vin

Extra Crispy

valerie p

cut to ad break

Qui Gon Vin

Ouch

valerie p

build character

valerie p

advance plot

Qui Gon Vin

Blow Dry

Dano Langevin

wedgie

Rejected by the Borg

Target Redshirts

Dano Langevin

fire and brimstone

Rejected by the Borg

Medium Rare

Dano Langevin

deep-fry

Dano Langevin

red dye

Dano Langevin

permanent press

Dano Langevin

julienne

Dano Langevin

irritate

Dano Langevin

disrobe

Dano Langevin

hammy acting

Wendy

Tickle

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