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This week's idea was suggested on the Ideas Board by Francis Gerald S. Miranda.
Sev Trek: The Comic Strip

Cue harrassing the Enterforaprize. Of all the ships in Sev Fleet (or the universe for that matter), why does the omnipotent Cue choose to keep harrassing the Enterforaprize? Well, we all know it's because the only ship around that has a camera crew (apart from Forager but he hassles them too)!


Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. This week's winning punchline was written by ThePenguin Weekly. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions.


Mike

I'm not going to leave you alone until I get a movie role!

Brian K.

Your head is a cosmic light, and I am the bug.

Snarf

Didn't Starfleet tell you? All starships are now equipped with annoying omnipotent beings!

Snarf

Because everyone knows this crew can't act without frequent Cues!!!

Larrygirl.

First tell me why you keep appearing in Crusher's room.

Lonewolf

Hey, even a Cue has to get out of the house once in a while.

Griffin

It's an ego match-up. And mine IS bigger than yours!

Lonewolf

Don't worry, I've been bothering Schidzo and Gainweight too!

Lonewolf

An imortal being has to go somewhere for some fun.

Lonewolf

I'm the only thing apart from your lack of hair that makes Beta Laugh!

Chris Beck

I wanna hear Beta's lifeforms song.

Brighteyes

Kaffeine, my dear Kaffeine. Opps... wrong ship

Brighteyes

Your ship! Damn I took a wrong turn.

Dr Satan

I know all the scripts. I pop by for the interesting ones.

Dr Satan

I keep thinking I've found the brightest star in the galaxy. But it's just the light shining off your head.

Bobby

I came to give Barf his monthly de-fleaing

Bobby

For one thing,you don't pack a punck like Sisko does...

CyberianKnight

Jean-Luc, the more you hate me, the more you love me

McBorg

Is tea hot?

Phiz

It's the gravitational pull of that planetoid you call a head.

Jane Garland

Schitzo is dangerous and Gainweight...Gainweight, bye! I'm off to Voyager!

Bobby M.

I got tired of picking on beings my own size

Rob Jensen

I cannot allow pricey space battles.

Scott McClenny

You haven't tasted either Quark's drinks or Neelix' food..have you!?

Jenzi YouKnowWho

Your ship? Nonsense! A galaxy class sevship in one of MY galaxies is MY ship!

The Walking Star Trek Encyclopedia

Do you know what they do to me on the OTHER ships?!

kevin

I thought a good diplomatic talk could help me sleep

Polson

You punch like a girl, that's why.

Wiggy Wayne

Is that my cue to leave?

RobRoy

You would prefer another Measley Cruncher plot?

Matt FalconKnight

I'm omnipotent, all-knowing all-seeing...do you KNOW how BORING that gets!

Ikarus

Your sense of fashion is even more pathetic than mine.

Tyrrogan

Hey, be greatful - I'm the only continuity you've got!

Quip

Why else? It's the most annoying crew in the galaxy!

Quip

Oh please, I fit right in here!

Quip

I'm your punishment in the afterlife but I just can't wait!

mattliz

Captain, I came to have a baby with you. Oh, wait! This isn't Forager!

Elite

I lost my Keys to the cue continium.

EofS

Dunno, but if Tryhard's at the helm you can bet I'll be leaving soon

Joanna

My doctor told me I needed to laugh more...

Jenzi YouKnowWho

YOUR ship? Funny, what's it doing in my toy box then?

JDSandara

I'm here to accompany Beta's Lifeform song.

Atona

Had to see Tryhard's newest costume.

Brian K.

you mean there are OTHER ships?!

Derek

For all my omnipotence, I still can't find a date Friday night.

Quiddity

It's some half-hearted stab at continuity.

danny

whats the point of a new outfit if ya can't show it off

Mav

Being omnipotent doesn't mean I'm smart.

Matt

To prove to you that the smartest ones not only have lousy dress sence, but also, poor timing.

Tyrrogan

Just keeping an eye on my pets.

Paulyboy

It's Finals week again at Cue U, and you're my lab experiment.

Paulyboy

What's the point of being omnipotent if I have to explain myself to everyone?

Johnathan McClure

Guano and I often trade hats.

Paulyoy

Omnipotent is as omnipotent does.

Paulyboy

You just don't get it, do you? My contract never ends!

Sir Steve

You just talk me off your ship. Gainweight pushes.

SEELE 01

I am Bored, you will be acCUEmulated

Green Leader

The other Cue dare me to.

Sinkau Baylan

Your puny human brain couldn't comprehend the reason. In other words, I don't know either.

Potswilly

Its me or the Bored- take your pick.

Kenyar Jad

Just felt like making fun of Barf.

Binx

I need to know...does my head look big in this?

Morgan

Your'e always En Route to wherever i'm going.

EofS

I'm trying for the prize, it does say Enterforaprize

Wiesel

Iīm collecting warp miles!

Mark

To inject some color in your dreary life!

Mark

To watch another all-knowing being in action!

Mark

For the intellectual repartee!

DS

It's this or character building episodes.

Mark

Just checking in on my son, Measly.

TEFII

We're color coordinated.

Kristina

You make one liners ever so easy!

Mark

Just for that, now I'll introduce you to someone worse than the Bored!

Mark

I like playing with all of my toys.

Dano Langevin

Not my choice. What I really want to do is direct.

Mats-Trek

I am the Cue, I'm the one who should ask the questions!

Jonathan Clayman

I must complete Barf's house training

Chet

I've tried appearing at your home, but your never there

Doggy Spew

Pickhard, why must you keep appearing in my Space-Time continuum.

Doggy Spew

Simple, I have a membership of the Subplot-continuum.

Paul V

I really want to play Radio City Music hall but I've gotta start somewhere!

Atona

Here I am at least superieure.

Londo Moe-Larry

Haven't you figured it out yet, Pickhard? There's a four week cycle. Week One you encounter a temporal anomaly. Week Two you try to negotiate a peace treaty between two bumpy headed alien races------but fail. Week Three somebody on board catches a space virus. And in Week Four I show up. But if you prefer the virus, I can just give you all a virus that will turn you into Denebian kangaroos.

Hanover Fisk

This is the one with the TV cameras.

James

I have to put something in my "bad guy" resume...

James

I'll keep coming back until you put me in a movie!

James

So that they'll put my name in the credits someday ...

AndieX

We Cue's generally refer to it as 'plot hole'.

Londo Moe-Larry

Ratings, Pickhard, it's all about ratings.

peter

Well, I was going to fix your exploding consoles and save some of your expendible ensigns, but if youre going to be rude...

Serpicho

Nobody noticed me on the USS Quirk's Ego.

peter

You should be nice to me, I could do terrible things otherwise. Remember that time I installed Windows 98 on all of your computers?

peter

Please! If it weren't for me, you would have run out of redshirts last season.

peter

C'mon, all I did was get measley stabbed, introduced the federation to the bored and nearly gotten all of you killed by the evil sheriff of naughtingham and this is the warm welcome I get?

peter

An even better question would be why I am wearing a silly hat and a red cape. Someone from the continuum must be playing a practical joke on me.

Serpicho

I'm terrified of Quirk

B'Elinna

To keep you from becomming Bored again, mon Capitain!

John Lang

"Jurrasic Trek" went off the air in 1969...can't show up there!

Nobody

Omnipitance is boring, even more so than you.

Morgan Chane

It's my rheumatism... cannot snap my finger properly since I was 2300...

jesusfreak7

You still have a few hairs that haven't turned grey yet.....

Jos Litjens

Unlike you, I boldly go where I've already been.

jesusfreak7

I haven't succeeded in making steam come out of your head yet.

jesusfreak7

Well, ex-CUE-es me!

jesusfreak7

Why do YOU keep trespassing on MY space?Which is just about all the galaxies in the universe....

J

When you dress like this, you need all the friends you can get.

Polson

I just HAD to show off these smashing tights I just got...

Raptor

No, mon Capitan, why do you keep appearing around me!?

Plain Simple

Oooh! The brave captain Picard; to boldly ask what he has asked a thousand times before.

Plain Simple

Don't be so Q-rious, Jean-Luc.

Plain Simple

Because in all the Universe you are the closest thing I have to a friend, Jean-Luc.

SEELE 01

Because Beta is the only one with less personality than me.

Mr. Tribble

You're the only ones who don't mock my outfit

Mr. Tribble

If I appeared on another ship, I wouldn't be on TV!

MindMelda

Trading Shakespeare quotes with you classes up the show!

MindMelda

If I get enough frequent flyer miles, I get my own galaxy!

Joker**

My moto is to Baldly annoy like no one has annoyed before.

Glorendil

I enjoy the sound of little blood vessels burst in your head

EofS

Why isn't your accent french? We all have our little secrets

EofS

Who cares, I'm ready for my close up

EofS

The continuum bus service is appaling

EofS

You don't hit

T'Rowa

I'm Cue, you're Cue-ball.

T'Rowa

Just to show you there is someone out there who can grin more smugly than Piker.

Quip

You keep leaving the door open!

Quip

You punch like a GIRL!

Mark

A god should visit his worshipers now and again.

freilicher

And here I thought you were following me!

TEFII

Carpooling.

Rug Man

YOU never hit me!

Wiggy Wayne

I like wearing funny jumpsuits...

Dano Langevin

Hey, I just wanted to borrow a cup of antimatter!

Senator Scratch

I'm kinda like Queen Amidala... I need to show off my new outfit of the day!

Radioactive_ Tribble

Have you read one of your scripts lately? You need me.

Torres Jr

Someone has to keep your hair from growing, Pikkard!

Panza

Well SOMEBODY has to move the plot!!

Countergod

Well! just becuase i'm onmipotent doesn't mean i dont get bored!

Zatharus

I'm trying to earn my "annoyance" badge

Cpt Thomas

That's beyond your limited comprehension

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

I don't know - I must need counselling

Dacron

I'd go back to DS9, but I might get hurt.

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

The director keeps on shouting Cue camera!

Spiner

Your counsellor dresses like that, and you HAVE to ask?

Spiner

No one makes a cup of Earl Grey quite like you, Pickhard.

Rachele Stuart

the glare from your head is hard to miss

MindMelda

We drew cosmic strings in the Q Continuum and I lost!

Shlamko

I ought to boldly go... Anywhere I'm not welcomed!

Yorgi

I just say 'I want to go to a place where continuity is ignorred', and here I am!

Matt

I had to show you my outfit. Can you belive K-Mart were almost giving these away?

Kendar

After Forager got 10/10, they didnt need me...

Daniel kroon

It's like Alladin..You tug your shirt, and I appear.

Quiddity

Everybody else thinks I'm funny, not annoying.

Quiddity

Nobody else winds up so well...

Quiddity

It's nice to see someone with worse dress-sense than me.

The REAL Catherine Jane(way)

To steal Guano's hat!

williamson

Your ship is the closest place I get to feeling welcome!

Glorendil

I have always been here...

Joker**

All shows need a masked villan

Raymond Lai

To show you my hats.. It's great for covering MY bald spots.

rory

I have no life

badnoodles

Places to go, Pickhards to annoy.

ThePenguin Weekly

You had a better personality when you were a drone.

ThePenguin Weekly

Ask me one more stupid question and I'll snap you back to the Big Bang so fast, it'll make your head spin.

Mr. Memo

Haven't you noticed my quarters on Deck 10?

ThePenguin Weekly

What??? Willing *still* hasn't replace you?

ThePenguin Weekly

Is that camera on me?

Tyrrogan

Well, everyone's got to have a hobby.

Tyrrogan

This is the only ship where the uniforms don't clash with this outfit!

Powerlord

I'm here to use up the rest of the Special Effects budget.

Powerlord

My wife still thinks I'm out in the Deltoid Quadrant.

Powerlord

Supreme cosmic powers are no fun without a Sevfleet captain to annoy.

SEELE 01

i usually annoy barf but hes at deep sev 9 and last time i was there schidzo hit me.

Powerlord

The Cue has grown very fond of you Pickhard,.. mainly because all the other Sevfleet captains know how to get rid of us.

SEELE 01

To stop your incessant why questions.

spiffy

I have your transporter on speed dial.

SOC

This show needs at least ONE decent actor!

SOC

You try keeping uyourself amused when you live for eternity!

Shane Vassar

You provide wonderful material for the Que Continum's Funniest Home Videos.

Michael Kukielka

Because I work best in front of a camera and you're the only ship with one.

MindMelda

It's been ages since I've gotten anyone this ticked off!

Maria Spano

Cue's just wanna have fun!!!

Polgara

En-Route, I am your FATHER.

Polgara

I keep thinking that if I hear just one more of your neverending monologues, I'll become a GOOD person.

TEFII

Where else could I dress like this and not get beaten up?

Derek

I need to show off whenever I get some cool new duds.

Death_hammer

I am tring to see which famous sev.fleet captain has the most patience you, or gainweight!

KaC

The more times you Enter-For-A-Prize, the higher chance you have of winning.

KaC

I come to make fashion statments.

Potswilly

Don't blow a gasket, Pickhard!

Cap'n Russ

It's always nice to find someone who actually understands when I speak French

Sevanonymous

Omnipotent power, limited imagination...

Eric Zuiderduin

I knew it, you can't stand it that i tug my shirt too

Nodrog

Sisko punched me, Gainweight won't sleap with me, and Gym Quark keeps trying to teach me 'This earth thing called kissing'. Face it, this is the only place left I can still have fun.

Joona Palaste

The Cue continuum doesn't have counselors in tight jumpsuits.

Nodrog_CRC

I like to look at myself... and your head doubles as a mirror.

Antti

Damnit, Jean-Luc! I'm an omnipotent superbeing, not a writer!

Kalahari Karl

As if my superior Shakespearean acting capabilities belong anywhere else...

Antti

I'm doing a comedy series for the bored Cues in the Continuum.

NoRtHCoAsT

I am Cue! I am everywhere!

Martijn Takke

Your 'boldly going' saves me on busfare.

Dial "M" for Maul

What, afraid I'll blow the special effects budget and they won't get you more hair?

Dial "M" for Maul

Hey, I just dropped by! I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition. Hmmmm. Now there's an idea...

the girl from ipanema

I'm Cue and your head looks pretty much like a cue ball.

the girl from ipanema

You have the most interesting crew: a machine that wants to be human, a frechman with a british accent...

The Great Wizzard

It's the gravitational pull of Guano's headwear. Even I can't escape it!

evay

Why must you keep steering your ship into my personal space?

evay

*sigh* You're so cute when that vein on top of your head starts throbbing!

evay

Actually, I'm staying in the same spot and rearranging the universe so you keep running into me.

evay

It's the only ship in the fleet large enough for my entire ego!

LA

Because the Bad Penny theory makes cents...

James House - Lantto

Because even I must sometimes answer to a higher power Jean Luc (I hate script writers)

MutagenX

To show off my extensive wardrobe of course!

Plain Simple

Is that the best question you can ask an omnipotent being with a silly outfit?

Plain Simple

Why must you always whine about it when I do?

Plain Simple

You're too stubborn to come looking for me.

Trilliena

Softest toilet paper in the universe.

Trilliena

Why do cats play with mice ?

Anubis

What can I say, I open a plot hole, walk through and I end up here!

Paulyboy

'Cause when I'm here, I get to wear this dress.

The Great Wizzard

Your bald spot even shines in our continuum!

The Great Wizzard

Don't you see it, mon capitan? We're meant for each other!

gunnar

I canīt leave you cueless!

Shlamko

Because appearing OUTSIDE it would be just playing silly.

Shawn McNiel

I won't lie, I love you En Route.

Shawn McNiel

Now that Measley is gone, someone had to fill the annoying quotient.

Shawn McNiel

Would you believe that I'm your Guardian Omnipotent being?

C-rine

I came to compete against Guano in the stupid hat contest!

joerg

I have no cue.

Paulyboy

Nobody takes their "Cue" from me like you do! Ba dum bump!...hmph, tough room...

Paulyboy

I come for the annoyed looks, but I stay for the PC lessons!

Yorgi

You stab measely with a bayonett and see how popular YOU become!!

Paulyboy

Some other Cue keeps crank calling and saying you're got a warped core breach!

Yorgi

I keep getting asked back after I got Measely bayonetted

John Lang

Cuz' I'm always "On Cue" Get it?

Yorgi

omnipitence isn't so great unless you can continuously annoy someone with it

Gevskot (yes, I'm back)

You don't know!? I'm here for my date with Tryhard...

Yorgi

I'm here to provide a plausible reason for a ridiculous storyline

Paulyboy

I love the sound of "mon capitain" so...

Kurt

Why must you be so linear, Pickhard?

Kurt

Without me you would be c(l)ueless.

Kurt

It would be so dull otherwise.

Kurt

Pickhard, you're my favourite pet.

Wendee Rae

My son wants a pet so I'm just browsing.

Matt

It's the only way I'm going to get full value out of my batman costume

Jim McNamara

All the other captains are mean to me.

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