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This week's idea was suggested on the Ideas Board by Christopher.
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Old man Edgy Dux. This is my last in a series of closely packed Edgy Dux cartoons drawn for the Nicole de Boer conventions I attended in May 2000. This one has Joke Schidzo checking Edgy Dux out although the three century age difference could prove a bit of a hurdle.


Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. This week's winning punchline was written by Jackie Green (who coincidentally won this competition with the same punchline at the Multiverse Convention - talk about mileage!). You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions.


Kelly

Just a mere nanosecond in the scheme of things

Yorgi

Have you ever thought of your "Old Man" being your "Old Daughter in-law"?

Lonewolf

Great! Now I've got a second Old Man!

Atona

This time it depends on the outside

Yorgi

Do you see any 300 year old men around dad?

Matt Hancock

When you live young, you prosper.

annie steinorth

If 324 looks that good - rock on father time!

Samurai108

If you can be obsessed witha 1000 year old sport, i can be obsessed with a 300 year old woman.

spockman77

I hope she's still single!

Atona

I thought you wanted me to behave grown-up!

Atona

Let's hear if she has a problem with this. I don't !

Atona

I am quite grown-up for my age!

Ryyn

Dad, we talk in human years...not some weird wacked out prophet conception of time.

Callisto

No problem, i just need to find a temporal para-Dux

MindMelda

I'm feeling more mature by the minute, Dad!

Quip

I'm willing to spot her a few years!

Quip

Aw pop, you're so 23rd century!

Quip

Then I'd better make up for lost time!

Quip

I was thinking of her retirement fund!

Quip

Then I'd better act fast!

peter

I can see past it if you can.

Blanchard

*sigh* If only I was your age...

Infinity

She used to be a guy, too. What's your point?

ashley

that's the best-lookin' grandma i've ever seen!

Captain of Andromeda

This is the Sev Universe, anything is possible and probable.

Wiggy Wayne

She's also a walking slug... think I care!!

Amanda S.

Hey, age before beauty, Dad!

Sarah Jane-Way

That didn't stop Barf, then again, he has to take what he can get

Mr. Memo

I KNOW women lie about their age, but I think she went the wrong way.

Mr. Memo

So beauty IS only skin deep after all.

Bill Harris

Dad, I'm one quarter Prophet. Time is irrelevant!

peter

She's that old eh? Well I think I'll ask her to that bingo tournament going on tonight.

Gil Whaler

What if I shave my head first?

Gil Whaler

Would you like me to write a tell-all book about you & 'the old man'?

Yorgi

I'm not trying to date the worm dad

Bobby

Yeah but she moves like she's only 200

Bobby

So,she can help me with my homework

Cmdr. 8472

You're right. What's wrong with me? I need therapy...

Plain Simple

Afraid she will replace you as my OLD MAN?

Lonewolf

She's 300 years old inside, your 300 years old outside!

Lonewolf

You sure you don't mean 300 months?

Sceryn

Wormholes! Prophets! Galactic Disasters! and do I get one stinkin' temporal anomaly on my side? Noooooo!

David D

You just wish you never knew her when she was a he!

adamr3365

Yeah, but what's a century or two between friends?

esmond

As long as she doesn't smell like grandma

Larry Golon

Yeh, centuries of experience

EvilDevil

I forgot I was talking to the "lost cause of Romance".

EvilDevil

Dad, talk to my agent because i am not listening

Seeker

At my age, dating comes first, continuity later.

Seeker

That wasn't very PC to say dad!

Ally

She's a counselor, maybe she can help.

Jazzier Fax

Age is just a number... Height is an issue.

Glorendil

Even a trap door is more supportive than you.

Glorendil

Dad! stop using dog years!

Yorgi

As you taught me Dad, Actions now, consequences later!

Plain Simple

Character building episodes can never come too late.

Plain Simple

Like Snog would say: antiques are profit.

Paulyboy

Fine. Buy her a drink while I go create a temporal anomaly.

Paulyboy

Aw, you couldn't spot a good Thrill if you tried!

Paulyboy

I'll tell her how you feel after our first "session".

Paulyboy

She's a counselor. She can help us both with our feelings...

Paulyboy

Aren't you due at the Firecaves?

Paulyboy

You always said to be nice to my elders...

Paulyboy

Then it will be my good deed for the elderly.

Paulyboy

'Scuse me while I help an old lady across the Promenade...

Paulyboy

But she's the Thrill of a lifetime!

Paulyboy

So? Whatever I don't know, she'll teach me!

V. Equinox

Aww, you never let me date any regulars.

V. Equinox

But I might be able to get some screen time out of it.

Mark

Nothing a little time travel can't solve!

Mark

And perfectly preserved!

Mark

I want to date her, not the worm!

Kyle Bruck

I'm a fast grower .. I grew 12 feet in one season

Griffin

Well if you can find a better plotline for the next season I'd like to hear it.

Mystro

Who's counting anyway?

Paulyboy

You just want to keep Kurzon from telling me about your wild days

M

Have you ever heard the phrase toy boy

Doggy Spew

What┤s can I say, I like worms.

Cmdr. Solomon

Yeah right. Next thing you'll be telling me is that she used to be a male.

5618 (David)

Time anomaly, here I come!

T'Lorik

I'm sure she's young at heart. Well...

Simon

Great! I can collect pension!

Yorgi

Well Dad, baldness is hereditary, so I have to take my chances NOW!!

Yorgi

We have a lot to catch up on then

Tom Hyde

I'll wait.

Tom Hyde

Can I borrow your Orb of Time?

Yorgi

Take my life expectancy on this station in proportion with my age, I'm about 344 years old!!!

Yorgi

I'm ready for a slug fest!!

Yorgi

But its what's on the INSIDE that counts!..........eeewwwwwww!!!

Ioannis Kokkinidis

She's too old for you too dad

DAZED AND CONFUSED

What's a couple of hundred years give or take a few?

Paulyboy

You're right, Dad. I need some counseling...

Paulyboy

Dad, how many hosts has it been since you really LOOKED at her?

Paulyboy

Unless you have a 300-year-old man handy, I'm going for it!

Wendee Rae

Fine, I'll just date another dabo girl.

Paulyboy

Wow...the things she must know, eh?

Paulyboy

I'm not interested in the 300-year old parts...

Wendee Rae

She turned you down already, didn't she?

Paulyboy

Love her, love her slug!

MindMelda

It's the younger parts I'm focusing on.

Brian K.

Dad, you can get a 300 yr. old worm just by eating Klingoff Gag

Brian K.

one of us has to have experience

Brian K.

Nahh...The spots aren't even dry yet.

boxsterO2

So that makes her what? 3 years too old for you?

Gregory Griffiths

And Gaby Cook is 300 years too young for you. That doesn't keep you from saying she's cute!

Riff

Heloooo Mrs. Robinson!

E-Nice

It's the 24th century and a man still can't date an older woman?

ilana

She'll fall for me after I dazzle her with hours of poetry and confuse her with the non-linear storylines of my epic novels....

ilana

Who else could she go for - that geek Dr Bashful (snort, snort)

DrMM

Well, they say age is the best teacher.

TaZ

See ya later Dad, I've got some catchin' up to do

Atona

And still she looks younger than you ...

Kat

I'm not interested in the slug

prometheus

Ya, that would make her 200 years too old for you!

peter

Who cares! Im signing myself up for therapy with her right away!

peter

If she used to be your old man, then why cant she become my old lady?

peter

Oh but she's old enough for Barf. That is so unfair!

Mouse - jefferies tube 32

Well your girlfriend is 300 galaxies away!!

Mouse - jefferies tube 32

Suddenly I feel the need for a temporal anomaly!

Matt FalconKnight

Aww...but I wanna! Gimme gimme gimme!

8 of 12

She doesn't have a used by date, dad.

LA

I still find her Thrilling.

Nodrog

So if it doesn't work out I can go see the counseler or something. Who is the station counselor, anyway?

John Fassbender

Live Long and Prosper!

Nodrog

What, you don't think she'll want to take on the Sisko Kid?

MindMelda

This is the 25th century Dad, get over it!

ževquiž

What a Thrill!

Nodrog

I think you're Dux-ing the issue.

Corsair

Then think of what I could LEARN.

ScottE Bemeup

Yeah, well, she's 30 years too young for you.

ScottE Bemeup

Oh dad, that's only the inside.

ScottE Bemeup

I never judge a book by the pages, Dad.

Chrissy Bailey

So? Perhaps I can "worm' my way into her affections!

chopin

that may explain the "old", but i don't understand why you call her "man"

Quiddity

I've always wanted a more mature relationship...

Yorgi

But Dad!....She acts just like a child!

CyBeRsWiNe

Really? She doesn't look a day over 150.

The Great Wizzard

You always said my age in cynism was 500.

The Great Wizzard

Cute and experienced. I like it.

AndieX

But she doesn't look like more than 250 years older...

The Great Wizzard

Considering the usual growth rate for kids here, that won't be a problem soon.

Glorendil

Are you suggesting that she's right for you?

Johnny Cool

Thats 300 years of experience from where I'm Sitting

The Great Wizzard

You should know I prefer older women: Tequila, that dabo girl,...

mgeoffrey

So she has age, wisdom, AND good looks!

The Great Wizzard

I'll just wait for the next time-travel episode.

Jim McNamara

All I care about is the outside.

Jim McNamara

I'll act real mature.

dettus

Well, I┤m VERY tolerant!

The Great Wizzard

Unlike oysters, I prefer the shell here!

John Lang

That's OK, we deal with time travel around here.

John Lang

I like older women!

The Great Wizzard

Dr. Bashful wanted you to say that, right?

Joona Palaste

She was over 200 years old for Barf too...

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