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Sev Fleet war cry. This scene is a parody scene where the Gem Hoarder give their pre-battle war cry and Chief O'Blimey gives the Sev Fleet version of a war cry in response...
|Other Punchlines||These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. This week's winning punchline was written by Quip. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions.|
Don't kill me! He's the ensign!
Shoot to kill, then run for your life!
I tend to dissagree. I am always victorious, and I still have no life
What life? All they do is fight!
Ratings are up!
Calm down on the sugar there, bud.
don't get dead
Commander King Kool Kyle
Huh, I thought Klearacil Wipe was life for you.
Look, I'm getting really sick of this positive attitude thing.
We *do* have a victory cry, right Julian?
Survival by renewed contract.
Gravitational Electromagnetic Neutrino
I'm warning you...this is set on tickle!
"Defeat is painful !"
Cowardess is a viable option!
Retreat is Life!
Giant phasers help too.
Oh man the Gem Hoarders are Over Dosing again...
Go Gem'Hoarder! What? I'm going with the winning team on this one.
8 of 12
You have to admit, they love thier work.
8 of 12
Starfleet starfleet starfleet, Oi, oi, oi!!!
Americanization of the entire galaxy or bust!
Get promoted from ensign or die!
Expendibles do the dirty work; regulars get the glory!
"Ensign is death!"
"Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Stayin' Alive! Stayin' Alive!"
No need for a war cry they can't kill off the main cast.
Victory is knowing where to point your gun.
Actually, "Ratings" are life, around this place.
Gravitational Electromagnetic Neutrino
Losing is not in the script!
Sev Fleet have red shirts, the Flounders have Gem'Hoarder's
Sticks and stones can´t break our bones, but my fizzer will vapourize you.
Give me darts, or give death!
It's all fun and games until someone gets their molocules dispersed.
They have had a little too much of that white, I think.
Set phasers to slight discomfort!
How about a game of Risk instead??
Another little "gem" of wisdom, eh?
... is that the best the Founders could come up with?
Judging from the type of life they have, I think we had better lose.
No, No, No! The term is "Get a Life"!
And if victory doesn't do the trick, Dr. Bashful is here as backup!
Whatever happened to "It's how you play the game?"
Ignorance is Bliss!
A breathmint wouldn't hurt!
Let's not get dead!!
Okay...Warcry #47: We are Sev Fleet and we are Proud to be tolerant only of things that conform to our standards.
Mutiny is still an option
Death by Console!!!!
That explains their short life span
Sev Fleet! Prepare to slap wrists!
NAMELESS REDSHIRTS TO THE FRONT!
With a face like that...who'd want to live!
They just sucked all the fun out of cowardice.
Let's get out there...and DON'T INTERFERE!!!!
One to beam out.
What are you on? Nevermind.
Less talk. More killing.
The best drug is life, not klearacil wipe!
He who fights and runs away, wasted some valuable running time with the fighting.
We actually have a life!
Fizzers speak louder than PC!
Cower behind a rock and let the Gem Hoarders kill for you!
You'd have to get one first.
These guys take their Dabo game pretty seriously.
Somebody get these guys some red shirts. We'll see how much they like victory then.
For Sevfleet and Syntahol!
We will giveup if you shutup.
I'm right behind you when the firing starts.
Less War Cries, More Fighting!!
life? over his dead body!
Diplomacy first, THEN return their fire!!
PC or perish!
Ever hear of Peace and Long Life?
How come every race we run into has some sort of slogan?
But nothing can save Ensigns in red shirts.
That and an unlimited supply of expendable ensigns
For you victory is a Miracle
Kill them with kindness!
Live long or be an ensign!
War! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing!
We're right behind you!
Have a good trip!
Be an ensign or be a regular!
I guess 'get a life!' is out of the question...
Funny, we seem to lose ensigns when we're victorious...
Death to the redshirts!
I don't want to hear what defeat is.
If you call that living...
Coming back with all my body parts is victory
Their version of:" Today is a good day to die!"
Sequels is Immortality!
Strange, coming from such a bunch of losers.
Slogans Don't Block Phasers!
Phizzers on kill gently.
Just nuke the whole side of the planet from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
Today is a good day for someone else to die
Sub-contract out the killing!
Be meek...if that's ok with you...
Maybe we can talk our way out of this!
It's never too late to ne-go-ti-ate!!!
He doesn't get out much does he?
Let's be careful out there!
Space! The final frontier! These are the voy -- See, we need something more succinct!
Better dead than Bored!
For Gaby Cook!
They always say that untill Weyoun shows up.
Death and Taxes !
The Great Wizzard
Space... the final frontier...
Too bad you lost the war, then.
Chuz, Delusion's Master
today is a good day to get nameless ensigns killed
Run Run Run Away and Live to Fight another day
We must preserve all life, so...we surrender.
You would be the perfect ensigns in Sev Fleet.
Today is a good day to non-violently come to a peaceful resolution
Time to open up a can o'Sevfleet whoopass!
I'm planning both, thank you.
Were dead, Jul.
Long live technobabble!
Oh great. They're High again.
The Great Wizzard
Psst! We're the good guys! We'll win!
Defeat builds character!
I'll remember that when my uniform's smoking.
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye
"Just Say 'No' to Ketracel White"
Today is a good day to negotiate.
LET'S KEEP IT PC!!
Make my light-year!
Shoot first, treaties later!
Talk to the phizzer cause the ear aint listening!
He who runs away, lives to run away again!
Over Ensign Expendable's dead body.
IN THE NAME OF closely supervised, politically correct, Sev Fleet approved FREEDOM!!
Strive to be Average.
Retreat! Regroup! Reconsider!
Victory would be nice, but we'll settle for a compromise over tea!
Death is Final.
Where did that red shirt ensign run off to?
Redshirts of the SevFleet unite. You have nothing to lose but your lives.
I forget how to use this thing.
Auh. . . Phasers on hurt really bad.
Maximum success or a reasonable alternative!
Thats better than "Resistance is Futile"
Always play nice!!
Avoid the Prime Directive!
I'll just not tell them their Klearacil Wipe is running a little low, then.
Well, since you're already dead, I might as well kill you...
And today is a good day to STAY alive.
Never talk to strangers!
PC Now! PC Forever!
Ratings are Life!
To win without offense!
PC is for me!
What they said
Ra, Ra, Ra...
To go where no one has gone before, and come back alive!
2,4,6,8, Who do we appreciate?
Don't wear red!
Just great! As if the Klingoffs weren´t enough trouble!
And I see two guys who need to get a Victory
Not wearing a red shirt is life!
Victory is only twenty dead ensigns away
Tell Barf we've found his soulmates.
Regular characters are immortal
run for your life
...and life sucks!
Saving my life is a victory.
We are the stars, Victory is ours
Send in the ensigns!
Then let's avoid losing!
Uh...er...Resistance is Futile!
There's nothing wrong with running!
Retreat and live to see another day!
Do you think this will hurt?
ScottE Bemeup (think Roger Rabbit)
Death is Likely.
What do you know, today IS a good day to die!
Go Go Severation!
Never Fear. SEV is Here!
Prepare for the SEVere!
The Line Must Be Drawn Here!
Beam Me Up!
Don't Die For Your Cause. Let the Other Guy Do It!
Live PC or die!
I'm O.K. , You're O.K. !
Really? That's why we're losing this war!
Live long and prosper, until you can say today is a good day to die.
Boy, I thought the Klingoffs were gung ho
Yeah,they all say that until someone goes and gets killed
Shh...just nod and agree with them
Fortunately we're NOT wearing red shirts!
You're the doctor! You're responsible for our health!
little green woman
Just try not to kill anyone!
little green woman
Give me an S! S! Give me an E! E! Give me a V! V! Give me an F! F! Give me an L! L! Give me an E! E! Give me an E! E! Give me a T! T! Sevfleet! Yeah!
Creativity, Imagination, Brevity and Funniness above all!
Who sevs wins!
Life is victory!
WE are unstopable! WE are unkillable! WE are REGULARS!
Today is a good day for Ensigns to die!
Continuity be dammed!
To boldly go...yadda, yadda, yadda
Why don't you guys just get a life?
Political correctness is death!
Rejected by the Borg
Boost the ratings or Die!!!
And I thought "White" was their life.
Too bad we can't use "May the Force be with you!"
Do ya think "Live long and prosper" will work for us?
Long live the Sev Princess!
I guess you say anything while under the influence of Ketrecel-White
Don't offend anyone!
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