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Why Barf hates Edgy Dux. There are plenty of reasons for Barf to hate Edgy Dux. She used to be his dead wife... She's a counsellor... But most of all, she's the Deep Sev 9 version of Ally McBeal!
|Other Punchlines||These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. This week's winning punchline was written by MindMelda. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions.|
I am not good with children
Jazzsinger was more of a thrill.
Your spots don't hit the spot like they used to.
For you everyday is another day to die again and again and again and again and again and again.......
It's Bashful's turn to love you.
You escaped deat, now I can't escape YOU!
You have worms!!!!
Hate? I haven't even got the painsticks out yet!
I've already dumped Tryhard -- and no, I don't need to talk about it!
I bust my hump to get Jazzsinger into Stovedoor, and then you show up!
DS9 Regulations; no more thanone happy couple among the main cast at any one time
Well someone had to counterbalance all the love and happiness that's been going around lately
For the last time, I don't know how "Ezri Sucks" appeared on every console!
John A. Lang
Tell Mr. Worm I'm not an early bird anymore
What? You want to trick me into going to a session now?
Have you ever known me to LIKE anything?
Have you seen what happens to women I LOVE?
What? You mean somebody on this station actually likes you?
Christina "Saavik" Tilman
You make me want to live up to my name.
Clingons find honor in dying... and staying that way!
I Worship His Shatner
You're just not the THRILL you used to be.
I Worship His Shatner
Well, how do YOU feel about that?
I Worship His Shatner
Only one edgy person allowed on this station at a time!
Dating a Counselor was fine. Marrying a Slug was fine. But when you combine them, it's NOT!
I don't hate you. Just meet me at airlock one.
It's this love/hate thing we've got going - I'm just a little short on love right now!
All those years, and you still don't know that this is my "happy face"!
your over 400 years old and look better than me
'Till death us do part'? You're dead, I part.
I loved Doyawanna and Jazzsinger, but never a mix!
It's YOUR fault life insurance rejected my dead-on-arrival claim!
I was trying to stab you affectionately !
I'm on a reDuxtion diet.
Love may be blind, but I'm not.
Your the size of a Trubble and 3 times as annoying!
Everyone your age reminds me of Wesley!
You're about one step away from a dancing baby.
Muuh 2000 X
I don't know, maybe it's bad memories from another life...
If theres one thing this show does NOT need its a peppy intergalactic cheerleader
What! Just cos I tried covering the slug in salt!
You hate one counsellor you hate them all
nine lifetimes and you still forget my birthday...
Klingoffs don't need a reason to hate people
My wife's Thrill deserved someone less annoying
A Dux just can't change their spots
Well I'm a klingoff I got a reputaion to keep
I don't hate you. Klingoffs show affection by smacking each other around.
Call it good taste!
Doesn't ANYBODY stay dead on Sev Trek?
You didn't return my opera music when you died !
You remind me of Jazzsinger AND Tryhard!
Could be worse. I could love you.
You have my wife's worm...I was going to use it as a side dish with my gagh!
Your answer is right outside the airlock over there.
Should I be happy to see you for some reason I'm not aware of?
I just fought a battle to get you into Sto'vo'kor and you decide to come back.
How did you ever pass the selection for host anyway?
So that I can be like everybody else.
Hate is such a strong word... but sufficient here.
Mouse - jefferies tube 32
Cos you're so Klingy!
It's perfectly normal for a married couple to start hating eachother after a while.
I have the Pickhard-syndrome: I hate kids.
To Me you are a "Second Hand" Dux!
Because of you the insurance company won't pay Jazzsinger's life-insurance.
This is Deep Sev Nine---where everybody hates somebody.
Why do you think I hate you? I'm this way to everyone.
Just imagine I was a host to your dead husband.
If you were any perkier, I would kill you where you stand.
It's nothing personal... Okay, maybe it is
You're a Tryhard tryhard
I already wormed my way out of this once.
I don't like kids.
Because you don't recognize a 'good day to die' when you see one?
I don't. I always look this constipated
Barf to Bashful, that annoying buzzing in my ears is back.
The Crazy Zonie
You remind me of too many ex's!
I already served my time in useless, whiny-couseller hell!
You threw up in my runabout
Jazzsinger was a warrior at heart, You are just annoying at heart!
hmm, I think today is a good day to lie
I only hate you because there would be no honour in killing you.
Its an essential part of the Klingoff mating ritual
It's only personal.
You don't meet my height requirment.
I hate everyone. It's a compliment.
I've got the most facial wrinkles of anyone on board, but Sisco calls YOU old man!
You remind me of a trubble!
Well, you both are my wife and you are not?
Today is a good day to hate, and the day is not yet over.
I don't HATE you. I may want to KILL you but HATE is a bit strong!
I am a Klingoff, I don't need a reason to hate anything or anyone!
Remember the phrase "Better off dead"?
Nag, nag, whine, whine. Boy, you just don't change do you?
Well, after even Stovokor rejected you...
You're like an old girlfriend who never goes away...
Hate is putting it mildly.
It's no longer Dux Season.
Because you refuse to impale yourself on my bat' leth.
You are dating the man who flirted with my wife.
It's always about You, isn't it?
It's that damn can't associate with a previous host's spouse clause of yours.
It was a great day for me to die--but noooooooo! YOU had to rescue me. Now I'm the laughing stock of the Klingoffs. You should know how this makes a warrior feel!
It's a neww wrinkle in my charachter, to add to the ones on my forehead.
What didn't kill Dux only makes Dux more annoying
You're Dux, you're a counselor... you're all my old flames in one.
You're the reason the trill has gone from my marriage
You're not the woman I maried!
You lost about a foot, several braincells and most of your mind.
You are not what I meant when I said I wished Dux was still alive.
After my wife died, I began to hate all kinds of slugs!
It is dishonorable for a Klingoff warrior to die from being talked to death!
You walk like Dux, talk like Dux, but you are not Dux!
Be thankfull. the women I loved ended badly.
Cos its like being married with none of the advantages.
It would be quicker to list the things I don't hate about you.
What's not to hate?
Today is a good day for you to stay dead.
You have something that belongs to my wife!
Jazzsinger was at least strong enough to pick up a Bat'leth!
I keep *spotting* all the differences
Gee...can't you *spot* the difference between you and Jazzsinger?
Today is a good day for you to die!
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