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This week's idea was suggested on the Ideas Board by olv.
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Beta's evil twin. Usually this kind of contrived storyline was the domain of soapies but never put it past Sev Trek to use a contrived storyline or two (hey, that's what sevspace is made for)...


Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. This week's winning punchline was written by the little red caboose. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions.


Kiara Janeway

VHS has a life.

Mr. Shadow

I think it's pretty obviouse... that I don't know!

Guy

Well, the cat could, but all we found was the tail.

K'Tesh

If you weren't fully functional, You'd be evil too!

TW

One of them has his emotionalc chip stuck on madness.

Jeff

You have three guesses. Don't waste them.,

Quip

Ask a simple question, the one still talking after 10 minutes is Beta!

Quip

Process of elimination-- I'm always wrong!

Paulyboy

Scan for Trashy Yard particles.

Paulyboy

Beta keeps his Bwahaha chip in stasis.

Buckwheat

Simple, Beta's bottom is smoother than Piker's cheeks!

8 of 12

Lore just swung Subplot around the bridge.

Morgan

Have you ever known Beta to cackle?

Morgan

Check their underwear for star fleet issue.

Mouse - jefferies tube 32

Personally I prefer his young cousin DVD!

Laurie

Turn around and see which one sticks a knife in your back.

King Orthur

Where is Mr. tricorder when we need him!!!

Admiral Schnur

They cut the maniacal laughter out of Beta 2.0.

Kris

Does it really matter? They're both annoying.

Logicwolf

The evil eyebrows. It's always the eyebrows.

Logicwolf

One has a cat as a pet, the other has a crystaline entity.

Ronald Wanders

Try a bad joke, beat won't understand, his twin will laugh like crazy.

Vixen of Borg

The emotions the facial tic and the eyebrows are a dead giveaway

Mr. Memo

Beta tells you, "In space, no one can hear you scream." VHS throws you out the airlock to test the theory.

Mr. Memo

Beta has the "Intel Inside" sticker. VHS has the "Evil Inside" sticker. I have the "Clueless Inside" sticker.

Mr. Memo

Let's just say one is "fully functional," & the other is only a "Beta" test version.

Mr. Memo

VHS says, "Bwah ha ha." Beta says, "Blah Blah Blah."

MindMelda

VHS is obviously a better actor.Just look at that range!

Cayt

You've come to the right person. Betazoids are specially bred to detect Betas.

Cayt

I don't know. One of them threatens to bore us to death, and the other threatens to kill us. They both seem evil to me.

Terangelis

My pathetic senses tell me...shoot them both and sort it out later.

Luigi Novi

Lore's the one laughing. He saw the way all the people submitting punchlines can't spell for their lives.

JTKirk

Isn't it obvious? The one desperately trying to be funny is Beta!

Nan

Beta never puts a bwah before his haha.

Ria

His off-button is on the other side.

009

Lets keep the one on the right. He's more fun anyway.

sess-pity

You have to have hair to understand: the one who makes your hair rise of fear is Lore.

Mate

Beta lacks expression while the evil twin expresses himself very well

Risando Marconi

What would you do if your male cat got babies?

Balke

Just don't start them singing...

Lisana

VHS shuts up occasionally

Harry Hazeel

I sense anger from one of them, but I'm not sure which.

gunnar

Ts, Ts, captain. Heīs not evil, heīs ethically challenged!

Quip

The older model always has a few bugs.

Potswilly

Beta is on the right. See how happy he is to have found his brother!

Quip

Easy! I make my best judgement and then pick the other one.

Quip

I gave them a personality test-- Beta always shows up negative.

Logicwolf

Usually the evil one is followed by onminous music. See, there it is now.

Quip

I recently learned to tell right from left!

Quip

I figured out a way: one's on the right, one's on the left!

8 of 12

Why don't we see which one tries to destroy the ship?

Quip

Captain, watch your langage! The term is "misunderstood!"

Hope Q Janeway

I can't. I'm the useless one, remember?

Isdes

VHS has a personality... however deranged

MindMelda

I'll tell a joke and if he gets it 7 years later,it's Beta.

RIck

VCR is not fully functional

Raven

Smell their boots. Spot found a new litter box recently...

MissIzzy

Hmm, maybe I''m more useful then I thought...

Nathan

I don't know; how do you feel about it?

s.

I'm sensing it's the one laughing like a complete maniac

Trekteen

I feel your stupidity.

Nodrog

Beta's the one who's NOT laughing at your blatent stupidity.

Nick

Beta's more irritating

Nodrog

Start singing a Gilbert and Sullivan song. The one that doesn't try to strangle you is Beta.

Nodrog

Ask one of them what gender Subplot is. If he doesn't know, he's Beta.

Gary Burch

Compare their reactions to the phrase 'fully functional'

Gary Burch

We get rid of the one that can tell a funny joke

freilicher

If he tries to kill you, it's not Beta.

Hanover Fisk

The minutiae of body language is all part of Sev Fleet Training, sir.

Triple Dutch

Beta uses Duracell... He'll last longer.

Arndt

By the dumbfounded look on Betaīs face.

T'zin

By using an ancient Betazoid technique....my eyes.

Shlamko

Give them a lifeform and see who'll sing about it.

little green woman

The same way you spot every evil twin: He's trying to take over the world!

Tristan

Hmmm....Crazy laugh,eyelids turned down in anger....shoot the one on the left!

Cmdr. 8472

Maniacal laugh, glaring eyes, controlling nature...no, I can't tell the difference at all.

MindMelda

Are you sure You're fully functional,Captain?

joerg

Compare their CONFIG.SYS: In Beta's you will find DEVICE=C:\DOS\BORING.EXE, in the other DEVICE=C:\DOS\DESTROY EVERYTHING.EXE.

joerg

Beta's not killing so many people.

LogicMaster

I know which one's Beta, but which one's Bore?

Adam

I'll give you three guesses.

kit

I'm sensing confusion - Oh wait, that's me!

Joona Palaste

VHS is the insane one, Beta is the boring one.

Wendee Rae

I scanned for cat hair.

Wendee Rae

Beta's hair has more bounce.

Cordavin Lon

Do you think we can somehow twist this into a way to kill off Measly?

Mate

We'll Beta runs on Windows 95 that's why he's so expressionless and the evil twin runs on Windows 98, that's why he's prown to fits of maniacle type laughter.

the little red caboose

The clock is ticcing...and so is one of their faces!

the little red caboose

lets try this...hey guys, why did the android cross the road?

the little red caboose

I don't kiss and tell

Cmdr. Solomon

Well, one is Beta, and the other is VHS. So the one who is not VHS is Beta, and the one who is not Beta is VHS.

CyDoc

My keen empathic senses help me to pick up the subtle differences.

Cmdr. Solomon

As Beta would say: VHS is approximately 1.233423435123 Micrometers taller than I am, and his skin is approximately 1.4538787974% darker than mine.

Finder the Bard

You just had to give VHS a uniform, didn't you?

neilinoz

Well.... Beta isn't a good kisser.

mistress of mayhem

If the serial number spells serial killer.....

Derek

He's obnoxious, pompous, and annoying. As for Lore...

waynehead

I would think the 'kill everyone' dialogue would clue you in.

BORG

Ask which one is 'fully functional'!

Tatzelwyrm

Check the degree of the evil eyebrow slant.

Gregory Griffiths

I tend to lean towards the one displaying emotions...

T'Rowa

If you look closely, you'll notice that Lore has a bit of an insane glint in his eyes.

Captain Leita Chandra T'Por

I know I'm the Queen of the Blatantly Obvious but this is just too much ...

WereCat

Beta's fully functional, VHS's fully dysfunctional.

Agee

The statue is Beta and the one acting like an idiot is his twin.

Ellis

we prefer to call hin "morally challenged"

WereCat

Only Lor laughs at Beta's jokes.

ScottE Bemeup

I'm a member of the Ignorance and Apathy Club. I don't know and I don't care.

Dave Kerby

Well, when one tries to twist your head off, chances are it wasn't Beta

E-Nice

Beta is the only person in the whole galaxy who enjoys being with Measly.

Sjerrie

I sense... similarities.

TJD

You're going blind as well as bald now?

Nodrog

Hmmm, a question asking for the blatently obvious... must be my turn to say a line.

Zatharus

Just yell out "Dah-ta" instead of "Day-ta" and the real Beta will correct you

Petréa Mitchell

Well, obviousness *is* my domain, sir.

NateDog00

Whose behind looks more like Will's chin?

Luigi Novi

The "evil twin" just tried to have Beta's cat "fixed'" with Worf's bat'leth.

Luigi Novi

Well, Beta can play the violin, the viola, and the guitar. Lore makes fart sounds with his armpit to the tune of "Bad to the Bone."

Luigi Novi

Well, you know how everyone keeps suggesting to blow Measley Cruncher out of an airlock? Lore actually went and did it.

5618 (David)

Just ask both of them how long that laughter lasted. The one giving the answer in the most decimal numbers is Beta.

John Lang

Beta doesn't go "Bwah ha ha!"

5618 (David)

Just press his nose and look if his rearend inflates.

peter

We know VHS is the evil one because he came with Windows 95 preinstalled.

Not_Elvis

Cut Subplot in ahlf and see which one complains.

Theodore Moser

If you can't tell, I think you should step down as Captain.

Spiner

Ask a question and see which one goes into "Encyclopedia Betannica" mode!

Keenath

I'm sensing hostility from one of them....

Shawn McNiel

He's the one with the serial number 666.

Adam

The mad cackling might be a clue.

NateDog00

Check the serial number on their underwear.

Quip

There are SLIGHT differences... like he kills people!

Quip

VHS uses bad words, and Beta would never do that.

Quip

The "return to factory" sign is a hint...

gunnar

Beats me! Letīs send them both to Trashy Yard for further analysis.

Jean-Pierre Sirois

We must bring Piker here to see with which android butt his face match !

Mouse - jefferies tube 32

Just stand beside them and we've got The Good, The Bad and the Ugly!!

ALW

Captain, I'm sensing great stupidity

Corsair

Not very observant, are you Captain....

The Great Wizzard

Pity that we ain't in the 60s where the doubles had no similarity at all to the original...

EnabranMek

Beta wont rip off your head and spit down your neck...

MindMelda

He's the one with an emotion chip on his shoulder.

MindMelda

He's the one with a loose screw,apparently.

gunnar

I wish Trashy Yard was here! She could tell...

gunnar

Go get Subplot! The one she scratches must be Beta!

Blake

Well, you could try ASKING them...

Blake

Set them behind a console and make them do the 'Lifeform' song.

The Great Wizzard

VHS is the one who's trying to kill you. The drawback is that you'll find out when it's too late.

Shlamko

The sense of humor.

Shlamko

There's a little mole on his... oops...

8 of 12

All I'm sensing is confusion

8 of 12

Which is the real McCoy?

Kurt

I'm not here for stating the obvious, captain.

EnchanteR

The evil twin has a personality

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