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This week's idea was suggested on the Ideas Board by Erwin.
Sev Trek: The Comic Strip

Quirk the old. How do you make an old captain like Pickhard look young? You bring in an even older captain! This is my last comic in the series of Degerations strips I've been doing recently. Time to move onto some other movies...


Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. This week's winning punchline was written by Cameron Mason. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions.


kit

History recalls the Galaxy had to be saved from you!

CragTek

I still think the galaxy would be better off without you!

Matt

I ran into Spock a couple of seasons ago. He seems to recall things a little differently

risk

Actually, you were making out with green women. Your vulcan sidekick did most of the galaxy-saving

Quip

You've upstaged me for 7 years, the line must be drawn HERE!

Theodore A. Moser

Just remember, you are wearing the red shirt now.

Captain of Andromeda

You weren't Saving the galaxy, you were making first contact with every female!!

Craig

True. He always said they were full of Kirk.

bonemar

With your own hair, no doubt.

Dragonett

Yes I know. I spent my career cleaning up the mess you made!

Eleanor B.

Less 5,000 redshirted ensigns of course.

Cadet Drusilla

Tell that to the red-shirts. It looks good on you, Gym.

ScoTTy_

You mean saving scantily clothed women!

Philip Kerselaers

What's next ??? "Pickhard, I am your father..." ???

5618 (David)

'Saving', is that what you call it nowadays?

TJD

So that mess out there is YOUR fault, then?

T'pek

What about the redshirts? did you save them?

Lonewolf

Guano said that you were old.

Lonewolf

Yeah, but at what cost! One starship, and around 3000 Ensigns!

LogicMaster

Getting rid of Ensigns so that you can comfort their Girlfriends does not count as saving the Galaxy

Goose

Too bad you never found a way to save that receding hair line or that waist line.

MindMelda

The way I heard it, the Galaxy had to be saved from you!

Kristina

And I was out saving the galaxy during one of your dramatic pauses!

RealLoneWolf

Yes, I know... Starfleet is still fixing the messes you made...

Cayt

Saving the galaxy? How? By assualting your enemies with red-shirted guys?

Cayt

At least I'M not wanted by the temporal police 17 times. Only 13.

Jeff

YOu've confused romancing with saving again.

Bill Harris

Its taken us that long to clean it all up.

paNda

at least i'm not "pretending" to have hair.

Cayt

Saving the galaxy?!? I would hardly call killing all those red shirts 'Saving the Galaxy!'

Terry Mixon

True enough but now that you are in diapers, it's my turn.

Wilco

I don't think the human race was in danger of being UNDER-populated!

Wilco

And they call me old!

John Fassbender

I know, you've left hair everywhere.

Polgara

Hmmm...more "servicing" than "saving" from what I heard.

Jessi-Lynne

So, now you admit your age!

Avenger CO

Back in the days when the galaxy was big enough for your ego?

Gemini

And you look every stardate of it

Doggy Spew

At what cost ? 2634848 ensigns and double the shirts.

David Forester

Duck! Incoming Enterforaprize

Mark

I do it without killing ensigns!

Mouse - jefferies tube 32

You're younger than you look!!

Peter

If he's gonna be rude to me, Im not even going to tell him that he's wearing a red shirt

TaZ

Come with me and I'll let you take the credit again this time.

jdwiseman

And who's saving it now that YOU are?

§Sean§

Well luckily the new Enterforaprize DOES have bathrooms

spooky

They were standard issue aboard your ship.

T'Rowa

About this time you say, "Pickhard, I am your father," right?

Death_hammer

From what? The skimmpy dressed female aliens?

8 of 12

And now I have to save the galaxy from you!

I Worship His Shatner

*mumbles* At least I look good bald.

Jen the jumping quean II

you mean were violating the P.C. derictive while my grandfather was in diapers!!!

Kris

Are you sure you're not my grandfather?

Yankee Kiwi

Well, Excuuusssseeeee Meeeee!

Zatharus

Yeah but your "galaxy saving" was cancelled after 3 years...Mine is still going

Seeker

Yeah, and since then, we're stuck with the PC-directive

sess-pity

Means you've lived long enough, so you're the perfect redshirt for this movie.

sess-pity

Shouldn't you change into some other color shirt?

sess-pity

Since when are you proud of your age?

little green woman

Talking of diapers ... I think yours are wet!

Captain Palmer

It's a shame you couldn't save your hairline!

sess-pity

When did you save the galaxy? The only thing you were saving was your own butt!

sess-pity

You don't look a day younger.

V. Equinox

That's not the way the galaxy tells it.

JeffQuest

Before you, The galaxy didn't NEED saving!

Lt L'ila

At least I acknowledge the passage of time!

I Worship His Shatner

Toupee...er...I mean Touche

I Worship His Shatner

And all the time the Galaxy was expanding, your gut was doing the same thing!

Roget

Yes, and both were due for a change...

Lonewolf

Well, I can tell you that you failed.

Lonewolf

So that's why the galaxy is so screwed up in my time.

Quip

Well I'm only here to change your MIND!

MadiHolmes

Yeah, well, you're back in them, so I guess we're even.

+PsychoPat+

Diapers? how primitive... in this century we use waste containment fields!

Sam

You were also bald then too.

Wendee Rae

Making the galaxy safe for diaper rash sufferers everywhere.

Wendee Rae

Excuse me? Pickhards are born potty trained.

Wendee Rae

And I'll be saving the galaxy while you're six feet under.

Inqbus

Your toupee is swelling.

Gregory Griffiths

So take a hint and RETIRE!!!!

Cayt

Really? You're younger than I thought.

jdwiseman

No Pickhard EVER wore diapers!

Haathi

Sadly, you haven't aged as well as my grandfather. And he's dead.

jdwiseman

Speaking of...sniff sniff...I think it's time for your change.

E-Nice

We can do this movie without you. All we need is mannequin with a broken cassette player for your speech lines.

E-Nice

Actually, with all the time travel episodes we had, I am my own grandfather.

Q

This confirms my theory that we are doomed.

RainStrom

Hardly. Tearing your shirt and meeting pretty girls isn't "Saving the galaxy."

jcbwilson

Yes -- your reputation, like your gut, precedes you.

Cmdr. Solomon

Populating the Galaxy you mean.

Cordavin Lon

We Pickhards are a proud but flatulent family...

spiffy

If you did it right the first time, then I wouldn't be here now!!!

Keith Nelson

The thought of the Galaxy depending on You to save it is frightening enough that I might need diapers!

Mark

Boy, you are a fossil!

Stuart Ferguson

I have to deal with the Bored, if you ever saw them you'd NEED daipers

freilicher

It must've been tough to do in a horse-drawn starship!

MindMelda

At least he never wore a girdle,Tribble head!

MindMelda

Saving alien babes is more like it!

ScottE Bemeup

Oh yeah? Well, I'm bald and man enough to show it.

Nodrog

Well, here's your chance to do it again. After all, my grandfather still wears diapers.

Standback

That certainly explains why the galaxy's in its current state.

Nodrog

The Klingoffs have a saying. "We did not have a word for fear until we met Gym Quark. We also did not have words for laughable, whiny, and over-acting"

ScottE Bemeup

You had the benefit of loose morals, stilted dialouge, and foam rubber aliens.

ScottE Bemeup

Go ahead, make quips. We'll see who piles rocks on whom.

ScottE Bemeup

And I'll still be out there when you're under a pile of rocks.

ScottE Bemeup

If you'd done a proper job back then we wouldn't be in this fix now.

ScottE Bemeup

Yes, but now first contact does not involve removing your uniform.

Me!

Diapers weren't invented that far back.

Seeker

And after 3 generations we're still fixing the mess you left behing.

Torres Jr.

But at least all in my family learned to live without diapers.

Killroy

And I believe yours need to be changed.

Flashdancer

By the way, your pants are dripping!

G.B.A

And the galaxy is still paying the price!

little green woman

Didn't you mean great-great-great-grandfather?

evay

At the rate you got around, you could BE my grandfather!

Pearl

Yeah! Everything you believe in is real in the nexus!

ScottE Bemeup

I'll keep that in mind while you're taking your nap.

gunnar

At least I can tug my shirt without tearing it!

gunnar

You call chasing after women and talking computers into suicide "saving the galaxy"?

gunnar

Yepp! You sure look that old!

Fizbop

At least I am confortable with my baldness!!!

jshap999

Idon't care I'm still not changing you!

Shawn McNiel

How ironic that you now wear diapers.

jshap999

Well grab your wipes captain, there's still one more mess to clean up.

jshap999

Well, if Sev Fleet would install bathrooms none of us would have to wear them.

Karl Dabney

"What?! No pauses in your dialogue to extend your screen time?"

Karl Dabney

"Yes, my grandmother mentioned you."

JeffQuest

It seems you and the diaper have more in common, You're both full of it.

FerengiBert

And now you're wearing diapers, and I'm saving the galaxy.

Corsair

And yet he carried the load better than you!

§evqui§

And I see your now wearing them as well.

Finder the Bard

By the way, my grandmother wants her girdle back.

Wiesel

I knew it! Your hair isn´t your own!

neil owen

And boy does it show

neil owen

Now you're the grandfather in diapers and I'm saving you're career.

LogicMaster

You're so old that you're back in diapers!

LogicMaster

You were out SEDUCING the Galaxy when my Grandfather was in Diapers!

Treklin

Actually you were out saving the galaxy when my great-grandfather was still in diapers

JC

Actually, my grandfather is STILL wearing diapers!

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