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The cute Naomi Wildman. She's cute. She's bright. She's grown 10 years in a third the time! If she isn't a child genius "Measly Cruncher" in the making, I don't know what is (actually, Wendy and I like her - we think she's cute).
|Other Punchlines||These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. This week's winning punchline was written by ScottE Bemeup. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions.|
You're Bored, I'm bored, wanna play?
Well, somebody has to clean up the trails of drooling saliva dropped by nearby men...
I just want to know when you'll be done borrowing my glitter for your catsuits...
Forgot we're playing tig didn't you
To steal screentime, I must learn from the master!
Budget cut's, this is the only section of corridor left on the ship!
Kneelicks needs some tinfoil for the leftovers.
Bologna's wayyyy too cranky,and I'll never be a sevship captain. Youre the only possible idol I have!
To see if that space-wedgie in your tights ever goes away
The bored guy
It seems the rest are having one boring holodeck problem after another
I want my names in the opening credits too!
Justinious Q Caesarus
This is the first time I've seen a life size Barbie.
Michael A. Bright
"I thought Borg technology might explain my never-ending growth spurts"
I identify with you, we both have weird stuff on our faces.
little green woman
Kneelicks was starting to talk about that tree again!
I wanna learn how to evolve from cute baby to sexy babe
I need some spare parts for my Science Project.
When you're done wearing my pajamas, may I PLEASE have them back?
Oh. Hang out with Neelix or hang out with you. Now THERE'S a hard choice.
Since I have no Barbie dolls I thought I might play with you
I wanted to see how long it would take you to notice the 'Kick Me' sign on your back.
Kai, Last of the Brunnen-G
I've got to study up on my technobabble as to further my quest in overthrowing Gainweight as Captain.
Where 10 goes, so goes the plot!
I'm learning to "strut".
Well, at the rate I grow, I'll be younger than you but have the same figure in about three months...I thought you deserved fair warning that your job is in jeopardy.
Jen the jumping quean II
I have a question. Isn't that catsuit irelivent?
When I was with Kneelicks I was seen once a season, when I'm with you I'm in every other episode.
Protecting you from Hairy Chin
Hey! Walking doll!
You're dressed in a kalidescope and I'm a kid!!!
The doctor used all my toys on you the last time you got injured!!
You've been "IT" for three seasons!!!
built in toys!
It's either the drama queen captain, the pms engineer, the furry cook, or someone with toys built in!!
ou're the closest thing to an action figure on board!
it's in the contract follow the one with personality
You are a main character, my mumīs not!
Itīs the only way to integrate me into the storyline.
I am BORED. Prepare to be annoyed
As you may have guessed from my growth rate, I'm actually a Happycampa agent--here to avenge Cuss!
I'm BORED--get it? Oh, right, humor is irrelevant.
I mistook you for my "Bored Barbie" doll.
You're the only other person on board with things sticking out of her head
Half the crew is paying me to report as soon as your outfit loses structural integrity.
Everyone else wears CLOTHES!
Resistance is futile. You will find me adorable.
Kids love weird things!
Somebody told me you were ten.
I was wondering if that silver jumpsuit came in my size.
I was gonna give you a wedgie, but what's the point?
I want to borrow your cool eyebrow-ring!
I thought we could share clothes since we wear the same size!
I wanted to tell you not to wash your clothes in hot water next time!
I thought you might like my clothes when I outgrow them!
I wanna be a Bored tramp just like you!
I'm playing follow the looker.
Why not? Everyone else does around here!
I might as well since I age as fast as borg children.
How else can I get a date with Hairy
Piper (whos getting annoyed because he never wins))
Because if I become a main character there's less chance I will be killed off.
Following in your high heel steps
I wanted to see how many people you assimilated before breakfast
Bugging the main characters is the only way I can get any screen time.
I've been taking lessons from Neelix on how to be the most annoying cast member.
your the closest thing this ship has to a Barbie doll, and I want one
You can keep the position of "Ship's Babe" for all I care, but the rank of "The Captain's Pet" is mine, okay!
Why play with a teddy bear (Kneelicks) when I can have a Barbie Doll (Ten)?
You stole my inheritance of the position of "Ship's Babe"..
It's eiter me or Hairy Chin. Which would you prefer?
Otherwise I'm an "Unnecisary Charachtor." a.k.a. Cannon Fodder.
It was either follow you or follow a security ensign. Do you know how long the average secutiry ensign lives?
Following? I thought this was one of those time hoops!
Maybe I'm a bit Bored too.
Show me a more interesting person on this ship!
I thought I might catch some of the leftover attention!?
Hey, one of us Wildmans deserves some screentime!
I want to help you save the ship every week.
The Borg babe and the cute kid on screen together-what could be more perfect?
You brought the ratings up, someone has to keep them down!
My mommy's not scheduled to guest star again for six more episodes.
The good of my career outweighs the good of the crew, or the Ten.
I'm after your job! At the rate I grow, I'll be ship's babe by next season.
When you grow 10 years in 3 seasons, you have to get rid of excess energy somehow!
Annoying you will get me on Gainweight's good side.
Ship's Babe wannabe reporting for duty!
I'm only doing what Hairy does!
I want to learn how to make men's eyes bug out too!
I can't figure out how you use the bathroom with that suit.
I want my catsuit back.
with your blue costume you remind me of Flopper
Oh, don't worry. I'm sure it's just a sub-plot
Blame your magnetic personality
There's nothing good on the holodeck.
I was doing what the ship was doing- foolowing silicon nabulas!
The only thing to do around here is watch your paint dry...
You're the only character left that's smarter than me... for now.
You're the only one cuter than I am!
I'm hoping some of your good looks will rub off on me!
As the Captain's Assistant I want to make sure you're not regenerating on the job!!
Try to find a guy anywhere else on this ship.
I haven't seen my mom in years!!
Hey, it's not my fault the set only has one intersecting corridor.
You're the only sexy role model on the ship.
wsdfg'rl qalgh ljbwqeri
I was trying to act like Ensign Kim!
The door sensor to the bridge is calibrated for adults so if I slip in just behind you...
I don't want to end up like Measly.
You're Ten, I'm Ten, wanna play?
they thought we'd be a perfect pair, you get paid cause your sexy and I get paid cause I'm cute!
My mom got mad at me for getting more screentime than her, so she locked me out.
If I don't stay on screen often enough, I'll be 50 by the series finale!
We have more mother-daughter scenes than I do with my actual mom.
Watching paint dry isn't as boring as you might think!
It's you or Kneelicks, I think the rest is self explanatory.
If I hung out with my mom, I'd never be seen.
Just looking for the little drone's room.
Small children are attracted to shiny things.
I'm just trying to figure out why you think three-inch heels are the most efficient footgear for a starship full of ladders!
Hairy Chin promised me ten replicaterer rations for every hollowimage I can take of you!
The physics principles involved in your suit are the subject of my doctorate thesis.
im watching the paint dry
Hang on a second while I grow another 4 years.
I was hoping to discover where I could get implants like yours.
One word... "Screentime"
I see all the boys do it.
My mother doesn't get enough airtime to follow.
Resistance may be futile, but persistance pays off.
I want "paint-on" clothes too.
To find out if the Bored use the bathroom.
Because following Kneelicks is boring.
I've just been following the camera
I want to open this bottle of soda,and you've got the opener on your face!
It's a much nicer reason than the men on the ship have, believe me!
You're for older guys, I'm for the younger ones.
Filling my demographic duties.
Earning my Measly points?
Can I be assimilated? Can I, can I pleassssseeeee!!!!!?
The Great Wizzard
Hairy Chin asked me to wipe his drool trail.
The way I see it, the more time I spend with you, the more likely I am to wind up in a position where I have to save the ship.
Because my mother never seems to be with me
I know, stalking is more efficient!
I'm a Ship's Babe in training!
Otherwise my screentime will be irrelevant!
The Great Wizzard
I'm lost. The only map of the ship I have is from "Twisted".
An assignment from ensign Chin - to film you from behind!
I`m atrackted to shiny objects, nice outfit
Mum said to stop following her, or she'd send me to the Borg. I thought I'd save her the time.
I'm not following you, you keep walking in front of me.
The Great Wizzard
The writers needed to extend the plot for five minutes and the Doctor refused to sing yet another duet with you!
I want to know who paints your clothes
I wanted to know where you got those implants
The Great Wizzard
You're the most popular character - it's better than following the least popular character like I did before.
You're always infront of the camera...
The Great Wizzard
Annoyance is not futile.
Britney Spears of Borg
Ten, do you think the Bored could give me some implants too?
The Great Wizzard
To annoy you -- and the viewers.
The Great Wizzard
After following Kneelicks for three years, I've become so annoying, I'll follow the person with the most screen time.
carDASSian and WAR Drum
Becaues hanging around Neelicks all the time has put me off men!
It's the only way to get any screentime!
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