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This week's idea was suggested by lizzyc.
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Beta becomes a father! Halfway through drawing this cartoon, I suddenly realised I was drawing ANOTHER cartoon about parenting! This cartoon parodies that episode where Data builds an android daughter Lal. Here we found out exactly why he wanted a child.


Other Punchlines



These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. This week's winning punchline was written by Mark. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions.


Nobody

Everyon keeps saying how much fun they are to make...

Ted

It's either this or some lame holodeck plot.

Kris

I wanted to see how long it'll take Piker to start hitting on her.

Kris

That's not a child, it's a decorative scratching post for Subplot.

Ray

To star in Sev Trek : The Next X Generation

girl from ipanema

Would you rather Lore carried on the family line?

Cordavin Lon

Wait 'till you see the schematics for Ken!

Kyle Bruck

For once, a family member doesn't look exactly like me!

Defiant Captain

I don't know I'm only a expensive clock

Zax

We don't have room for another regular?

Jocelyn

Lore was the 'Alpha', I was the 'Beta'. I need a 'Gamma'.

7 of 11

There's a contest to see who can grow a child and have them die the quickest.

chris

To teach her old man how to use contractions!

Kristian Werner

I want her to have the career I could not - tending bar.

Kristian Werner

Constructing her CPU made me feel human.

DJTreky

Pure curiosity, Sir.

btrix

To improve my command skills sir.

Tom Hyde

Noodlehead Song wanted a grandchild.

Commander

With today's prices we couldn't afford not to.

STJourney

Child, sir? I'm building my dream date.

mouse - jeffries tube 32

I want somone who looks interested when I speak to them!

Mouse - Jeffries tube 32

It's the only way to get a storyline these days!

Mouse - Jeffries tube 32

Spare Parts!!!!

Kamikaze

I didn't! But while you were assimilated, I got Bored...

shaneusm

To test my new stress subroutine

Mark

We needed a new spin-off.

StrTrkRob

In case I need a part-donor in my old age.

Jocelyn

Child? This is a spare body!

Graeme Kan

So I can claim Single Android's Benefit

Graeme Kan

I want her to be a microchip off the old block

Iva

well, I like to think of it as a intelectually and vertically challenged individual

Raven's Gray

I don't want Spot to get lonely

Iva

oh please please, capt, i found her in the spare parts binn, can i keep it, pretty please huh?

traP

She's no 10 of 10, but she'll do.

traP

The writers asked for someone to replace Measly.

traP

It's not a child, sir, its an upgrade.

Ian Freely

Captain, this is Lore in drag!

Tribbles

I don't, but I had to prove to Tryhard that it would be a better episode than her show with a kid.

Stuart

Captain, I need a backup device

Republik

I belive humans call it, "The need for the sound of little feet clanking around in the quarters" sir.

Vicky Carson

So I can give her all the emotions I never had, Sir.

Stevie D

My cat needs a playmate!

Blanchard

The perfect plot generator...

DAZED AND CONFUSED

I need to upgrade some wearing parts

btrix

We need something to clean those narrow Jefferies tubes.

T'Sura

This is my next generation, sir, my update.

Duncan Shortt

I tired of being the only one aboard asking dumb questions about humanity.

-Mercury1-

To much spare nanoseconds i guess.

CrazyLady

I was feeling "mid-life-crisis" tendancies, sir.

3boil

Same reason you want hair, sir. We all want what we can't have.

Kevin Warrington

I swear she just followed me home from the holodeck

Erik Hollender

Kids are "in" now a days.

Angela

Would you rather have another Measely?

Cmdr. Mylok

Lets face it Captain, we can't keep killing off redshirts!

the Trek Witch Project.

It was Piker's Idea. He said he was tired of chasing after humans and holograms.

danny

Ohhh, come on, everyone else is getting them

ShaneS

I want someone intelligent to talk to.

Tom61

Everyone has got to have their hobbies.

Tom61

One word...."Contractions"!

Graeme Kan

I"ve want him to be a microchip of the old block!

Nodrog

Script fodder, sir. Script fodder.

Ilta

So that she could die and add depth to my character.

chucky

To keep the family name: series XGY6d73H2

chucky

Doyouwanna tryhard has had one, Heavily Cruncher has still got one, even you have had one I think I am entiled to a bit of a family.

Will Watson

Well, I thought it was time me and the computer settled down and had some kids.

hogi

Well, YOU want several new movies, but theres only one left in my face!

The Borgified Corpse

To spite you, sir.

Darrell

Because I keep choking on hairballs

Rhett

Actually, I wanted a coffee maker.

Jocelyn

Subplot sheds too much.

Shane of Trek

Here we go with the "old and proud bachelor" routine, again.

Mark

I felt the need to recurse.

Livid

Spare parts...

Cyber-Garfield

I prefer a microchip off the old fatherboard

B'nana Torrid

It would make a great sitcom

Roy

I'm jealous of the replicators

Relisys

I don't but we have to fill air time somehow

Raven's Gray

More character episodes.

Kevin Kitching

Three Words: Software Licensing Revenue

Rich DiTullio

I plan to market them as popular toys.

Christopher Michael

This is a character-building episode, is it not?

Scott McClenny

Obviously you haven't tried playing Scrabble with a cat.

Roget

It's the circuit of life.

Cap'n Krunch

I have an idea for a sitcom.

Avenger CO

Well SOMEONE has to do the dishes.

Kevin Warrington

Shh. Don't let her see us fighting

Kevin Warrington

Don't you want somebody to love? Don't you need somebody to love?...

Avenger CO

I was tired of being the only android to be pushed around.

Avenger CO

I found most of the parts in Riker's quarters.

Jcbwilson

My biological chronometer is ticking!

craig

it is the effect of my new mother board.

Itesa

Maybe it will bring an end to all those "fully functional" jokes.

Cordavin Lon

I'll set her up for a date with Measly, and then when they're alone- See this little button on my tricorder labeled "detonate"?

TBone

I'm tired of taking orders, I want to give some!

evay

So I can practice realistic skin tones on someone else before trying to apply them to myself.

evay

Look at her natural turnout! She'd be a GREAT ballerina! And I plan on being the best stage parent in this sector of the galaxy!

Chris Johnson

I'm working my way up to building a girlfriend.

Chris Johnson

So somebody else can clean Subplot's litter box.

Chris Johnson

Actually, I didn't. I started out to make a toaster, but one improvement after another....

Chris Johnson

It just occurred to me that I needed another hobby.

Gregory Griffiths

I wanted to find out why you're so opposed to them.

1999 & Counting

Like me Sir, she has come fully assembled, which is a bonus, I do not have to change dirty nappies.

Sevilian 2000

I have researched Sir and its the only way I can program a woman I can actually relate to.

Maria Spano

I want to see how long its Commander Piker to hit on her.

Edward

Gaudy needs a girlfriend

Darth Clinton

I've never wanted to be a science officer, sir. I want to be...a woman!

Chimerasame

I got a pet, but it changed gender randomly, so I'm creating someone who will choose a gender at birth and stick to it.

Darth Clinton

It's called a plot device, sir.

Darth Clinton

Let's say Subplot isn't the greatest conversationalist...

Chimerasame

I don't want to be the only person taking night shifts anymore!

Chimerasame

There's a little bit of desire to procreate there, but mostly I want to show up Lore.

Anneke

She's not my child -- she's my back-up...

Capt Matt

I'm not getting any younger, chrome dome

Omegachick

I wish to experiement with the human emotion of anxiety.

Petréa Mitchell

I don't know, sir, and frankly it scares me.

Petréa Mitchell

I need someone to project my unfulfilled ambitions onto!

Agee

I know, i know, you hate kids.

Standback

We needed some characters who were a little less stiff.

John Lang

I wanted to be judged on creativity, imagination, brevity and most of all funniness,sir.

John Lang

My "Mr. Potato Head" (TM) is broken sir.

John Lang

"Bubweek" is in full swing.

John Lang

It's Lizzyo's idea sir, not mine!

John Lang

But is she a chip off the old block or a block off the old chip?

John Lang

To thicken the plot, sir.

quantum

They've run out of ideas for my character

John Lang

Nuttin' to do this week.

Darth Tilden

The cat's not cutting it.

I feel stupid cuz I thought of a great mission for Forager and I didn't think of it until now

The desire to procreate activated in my positrontic net but due to my androidic nature, blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah.

Strike Falcon

Two words, Captain: free labor!

Robert Underwood

Does it matter? She's a write-off on my taxes.

Robert Underwood

So my "#1 DAD" mug will have meaning.

Tim

I wanted a pet that didn't need a litterbox.

24/7

I want to understand teenage angst!

PeteMan

Companionship, creating a legacy, plot device... take your pick.

Corsair

All the better to annoy you, sir.

Corsair

We needed a logical alternative to Measley.

Corsair

I was inspired after reading "Frankenstein".

Corsair

I need a chip off the old chip.

ScottE Bemeup

It is a logical consequence of being fully functional.

ScottE Bemeup

To have somebody to take care of me when my batteries won't hold a charge anymore.

Shaun Harris

I need a plot that shows how much I've grown.

Will Etienne

They're tax deductable.

Christopher

My nights are sleepless anyway

Christopher

Someone to talk to at night aside from the replicator and ship's computer

Christopher

I longed for the pitter-patter of robotic feet in my quarters

Christopher

I wanted someone to share my toys with

neilinoz

I was actually trying to design a new warp coil....

neilinoz

I see that this is a touchy subject for you sir

Zika

Yes, what WAS I thinking....?

The Great Wizzard

I intend to creat my own business: "Ensigns R Us"

Griffin

I wanted something from that mail order catalog.

1AB

So together we can destroy the human race, ... I mean, no reason...

Griffin

I didn't, but you get overly friendly with the computer core and the next thing you know...

Matt McLaughlin

Gaudy said that my internal chronometer was ticking.

Griffin

It was an experiment to create our own supply of disposable ensigns.

Griffin

To cash in on 3 seasons of materinity leave.

The Great Wizzard

As we know the writers, it will probably teach us all a valuable lesson about humanity - especially when she dies.

Petzi

I miss Wusley!

Joona Palaste

I want to practise the art of putting too much pressure on a child.

Roget

I need someone to back me up!

Erik Hollender

Subplot needs a friend.

Erik Hollender

This way my algarithums will live on.

PsychoPat

Chill out... I'll keep her of the bridge!

PsychoPat

The company of a stupid cat no longer intrigues me.

PsychoPat

Relax sir... she'll die at the end of the episode!

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