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Bubweek reaches Sev Trek! To celebrate Bubweek and the birth of my baby, this week's cartoon features a famous Trekkie birth scene when Chief O'Blimey's wife, Kookoo has her first child. Makes me glad Wendy and I didn't have a Klingon as a midwife! :-)!


Other Punchlines



These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition.

This week's winning punchline was written by 24/7 although it was trimmed down in the final cartoon (the original punchline is listed below). You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions.


Danielle

Fine. Would you please relay that to the baby??

surreal

Why didn't i marry a shape-shifter ?

Scott McClenny

What do you think I've been doing,yoga?

Mike Culley

Great! Lock on to its signal and beam it out!

CJ

Only if you promise not to eat the afterbirth

Commander

What next Gaudy Regurge as ship's counsellor.

Michael

Computer, Deactivate Incompetant Medical Assistant!

Mouse - jeffries tube 32

Hull breach in sick bay!!!

gdog

Oh good.. I would hate to miss it

Jcbwilson

Somebody get me a pain stick - NOW!!!

=/\= CHAR =/\=

Next time Miles wants to have a kid he better find some one else to give birth because I WONT!

Benjumanji

Do the words 'Bite Me' translate in to Klingon?

AJ

And you may now kiss my aaaaaaaa! Contraction!

traP

Quit talking like Tryhard, flathead!

chris

Go ahead, Counsellor Barf, ask me how I feel.

chris

There's got to be some way out of this... possibly involving a space station, a Bjorn terrorist, and plot holes up the wazoo!

Joe R

You have the bedside manner of gagh!

Antony

She's big... she's got to be.... aged three... next season!

Antony

Where's a transporter chief when you need one?!

Jorge Azedo

Give me that Tricorder and I'll dilate your head

Captain Ahab

EPIDURAL! DRUGS!! PHASER ON STUN!!! ANYTHING!!!!

Trinal

This isn't like drinking prune juice, you know, Barf!

David Dorward

Go and see Tryhard, you need lessons in empathy

Quip

Don't you men EVER put down the remote?

Strike Falcon

When you get married, your wife will be better off dead than having a kid with you!!!

chris

If a living creature was going to burst from your loins you'd take your sweet time, too!

starlite

Lovely, but does that thing contain any painkillers?!

Kevin Warrington

Well, thanks for the news-flash Sherlock!

Kevin Warrington

Wow! You got all that from "bleep"?

the cheekster

Next time I'm gonna find a nice Bajoran Terrorist to do this part for me.

Bob Diddly Bob

Incoming!

Bugged Out

Barf, please cover your face before you frighten the baby!

stilldawn

Tell the chief, one to beam out!

Hobbes

Put that thing down or today will a good day for you to die!

Wes

I need you to act like a doctor, not a counselor!

Wes

It takes all this advanced technology to tell you that?!

Wes

Dux to sickbay. Medical emergency! One person is entering the world and one person is about to leave it!

John Lang

Great. I'm namin' the afterbirth after YOU!

connie

If they find a way for men to have babies, I hope your the first!!

JDSandara

Yeah, let's see your wife live through this!

ShaneS

You have no experience at this, do you?

Kris

I'm finding a surrogate for my next kid.

Omegachick

Dammit, Barf! You're a security officer, not a doctor!

24/7

So what are you saying - maybe today is a good day to dilate???

cyKey

Acknowledged. Docking bay doors open, engage!

Griffin

Power up the instant happy ending device! These contractions kill!

Griffin

Damit Worf! Clearence isn't nessary

Rich DiTullio

Why don't you just beam it out of me, smart guy?

dettus

Barf! It's a tamagotchi!

Luigi Novi

Fully dilated my eye! That "bleeping" sound means the tricorder's batteries need changing!

Luigi Novi

Great, now I'm getting parenting tips from a guy who abandoned his son TWICE!

Luigi Novi

Dammit, Barf, you're holding it upside down! It's my EYES that are dilated!

John Lang

Well don't just stand there! Boil some water!

connie

Dont be so technical, just catch the baby!

connie

Better get ready to catch!!

Lord Admiral C.A. Wagner

You are fully stupid. You may now drop dead!

Marby

And have YOU be the first thing my baby sees? I don't think so!

chris

Could you please move? I don't want my daughter's first memories to be of your ugly mug!

Shane of Trek

Ow!Ow!Ow! Does that thing have an "epidural" setting?

lizzyc

Great, the first thing my kid's going to see is you!!

scifi1801a

One more word and we'll see how much pain a warrior can take!

Mosaic

That's it, I'm settling on a nice secure space station!

Mosaic

Like I have a choice!

Gregory Griffiths

This is why men don't give birth!

David Esquivel

*Screams* Someone transport this thing out of me!!!

Shane of Trek

Prepare for Khitomer II!

Danielle

Great, a Doyouwanna wannabe!

T'Rowa

You're reading your lines off that toycorder, aren't you?

Maria Spano

Computer, delete Barf!!!!

7-of-9er

I'll give birth when I say so. And I won't until I get a doctor, not a wrinkle-head.

neilinoz

Have you scrubbed?

neilinoz

All I wanted was a machine that goes ping. Instead I get one that goes Bleep!

neilinoz

And after the Sevcorder has given birth, maybe you could help me!

Muffy

Would you stop looking at the tricorder and get ready to catch???

chris

Speaking of "contractions," when's my next appearance? The fine print said something about a space station...

Sweeney Todd

Wanna share the birth experience Barf? Gimme that tricorder!

E-Nice

I'm begging you. get your bat'leth and cut this baby out of me!

E-Nice

Will you stop playing with your Pokemon game and assist me in my real birth delivery?!

redshirt ensign noname

did any of those simulations ever sware at you, worf?

Martin Cook

Computer activate emergancy medical midwife program

Omegababe

I'd kick you in the face, but that foot in your mouth is in the way.

Omegababe

Give birth. Kill Barf.

Omegababe

Really? I thought we had to wait for part II.

Cyber-Garfield

And if you don't help, I'll kill you where you stand!

Anneke

And you may now get lost -- lost in space, that is!!!

Namgubed the Merry Elf

Here, let me squeeze your hand - into a bloody pulp!

mort

Switch that webcam OFF!

Riff

Thanks for the permission, rasin-head!

Lord Admiral C.A. Wagner

No wonder Alexander hates you!

Lord Admiral C.A. Wagner

Warning, 15 seconds to uterine core breach.

Lord Admiral C.A. Wagner

Kinko to ships morgue, prepare to receive one dead Klingoff.

Lord Admiral C.A. Wagner

Klingoffs... Can't live with 'em... uh, can't live with 'em...

Lord Admiral C.A. Wagner

Who do you think you are, Dr. Spock?

Lord Admiral C.A. Wagner

I hope to God we don't get stuck in a time loop right now!

Lord Admiral C.A. Wagner

Auto ejection is off-line! Uterus breach in progress!

Commander

Permission to grunt and groan sir!!!

The irrepressible Zordauch

If you get married, I hope your wife DIES before she has to go through with this!

The irrepressible Zordauch

NO žEV, SHERLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Francis Miranda

First, a Klingoff midwife, what next? A bajoran surrogate mom?

Francis Miranda

Today is a good day to give birth!

Francis Miranda

Where's a good Bat'leh when you need one.

RAdm Mata

Nice of you to notice!

RAdm Mata

That must be an excellent tricorder!

mgeoffrey

I shoulda asked for Beta in this scene

RAdm Mata

Don't just stand there, DO something!

Polson

You think?

Polson

Oh, good call Barf!

RAdm Mata

Get out of the way, I don't want him scared when he comes out!

Raptor

I tried, but when the baby saw you, it crawled back!

PeteMan

Where's my husband the tansploder chief when I need him?

PeteMan

O'Blimey to Transploder Rooom - One to beam out!!

PeteMan

Get my husband to beam it out!

alternative delivery

So for all our sophisticated technology there's no alternative to a good old PUSH!!!!

symp

Once again, the Klingoff's sympathetic nature shows itself....

ževquiž

If you were my husband I would kill you where you stand!

ževquiž

Dam it Barf, I'm a real pregnant woman, not Sevfleet textbook case!

009

Find Miles and kill him like a pah-tack!

009

You have a Hollow-gram's bedside manner

009

Was that an order?

=/\= Char =/\=

What do you think i ahve been doing for the past 3 hours?

Corsair

Beam it out! BEAM IT OUT!

Corsair

24th Century medicine, and I'm still doing it the hard way!

Corsair

Thanks, I'm glad I have your permission!

Corsair

And YOU are fully Deluded!

ScottE Bemeup

It's not time yet. We've still got 7 minutes in the episode.

ScottE Bemeup

Get the catcher's mitt ready.

ScottE Bemeup

Simulate THIS, Gag for brains!

ScottE Bemeup

I guess it is a good day for you to die!

ScottE Bemeup

The next thing I'll be pushing is your head into the recyle chute.

ScottE Bemeup

Blow it out your cranial ridges!

Gevskot

Thanks, Barf!!! May I kick your head off now?

Princess Leia

Thank god Miles is going to be reassigned to Deep Sev Nine

joerg

Are you sure? That's the game boy in your hand, not a tricorder.

joerg

You may now give a hand.

joerg

Can't you stop playing your game boy now?

The Great Wizzard

And I always thought Forager's EMH had bad manners...

Antti

You would make an excellent counselor!

The Great Wizzard

One thing I know for sure: for my second child I won't go through this again!

1999 & Counting

Listen Barf, this is not I repeat this is not a simulation ....

BTorres

Barf, I may now flatten that Klingoff forehead of yours!

JC

If I needed the obvious stated, I would've asked for Counsellor Tryhard!

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