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This idea was written by and belatedly given credit to Rug Man.
Sev Trek: The Comic Strip

The detachable Bored Queen. The leader of the Bored is partly mechanical, partly organic... in fact, she's simply in parts. A woman that goes to pieces is not my idea of the ideal partner but maybe that's what Beta looks for in a woman.


Other Punchlines

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These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition.

This week's winning punchline was written by Jacky's Life. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions.


Shraka

Naw, You keep the detachable head, I'll keep the emotion chip.

Eslington

Hmm... Dramatic Entrance... No Hair... She must be in charge.

Sevanonymous

I'll bet there's a story behind that...

Claudia

That's a hell of a cleavage!

Twister Sister

Would you like me to zip you up??

Luigi Novi

Lemme guess: You assimilated Marie Antoinette!

Luigi Novi

"You bring order to chaos"? I think you'd better concentrate on bringing your head to your torso!

MacGregor

Woo-hoo! A freak show!

MacGregor

I could recommend a mild, analgesic ointment.

_Quatermain_

When you said you lost your head over me, I thought you were speaking figuritivly

FD

Now that's just sick.

Polson

Yeah? So? My head is detachable too but you don't see ME floating it around engineering!

Crazy, CRAZY, THEY'RE ALL CRAZY!

Looks like your barber took a little TOO MUCH off the top...

Bill Harris

So *that's* the famous Cardassian neck trick!

Lt. Sterno

Women, They always change their minds.

Roget

Nice body...is it yours?

Billy

Don't you know that it is rude to remove your head in public!

Dano Langevin

Oh yeah? Well I can bend my fingernail back...

josh mace

Do you always show your spinal cord on the first date?

M@ Nelson

For pete's sake, put on some... torso!

M@ Nelson

This gives a whole new meaning to "plug and play"!

M@ Nelson

Geez, hon, no need to go all to pieces over me.

Quip

Going topless I see?

Dave

Pfaw! You think that's impressive? I have an inflatable uniform!

Nic Elliott

You'll have someones eye out with that

Peter Birdsong

Yeah!? Well, my head AND arms come off!


Well, I'm sure you have a good head on your shoulders.. most of the time.

Aubri

Have you ever considered the talkshow curcuit?

Sevanonymous

Thank God for standardized parts, huh?

Darth Clinton

You must have one helluva chiropractor.

Brian

No wonder you wanted so much money to do a topless scene!

Nic Elliott

I like my women with a little more body!

The evqui

I bet you can slice and dice as well!

Lord Admiral C.A. Wagner

Here's a little hint, next time send more than one cube!

Lord Admiral C.A. Wagner

Dammit Queenie, I'm an android, not technical support..

Scott McClenny

I believe we were made for each other.

LaLaura

I see London, I see France, I see Queenie's spinal interface transplants!

JDSandara

And to think, I used my "fully functional" line on you.

Quip

I guess it's good to keep a spare...

ST

My oh my. Are we having a "No-Hair" day?

ScottE Bemeup

Women! They are always trying to lose weight.

ScottE Bemeup

I may be fully functional, but that sure toggles my off switch.

PeteMan

No no no... it's 'Spiner', not 'spine'!

PeteMan

C'mon! Show a little backbone! Oh, you already are...

Bill Harris

Big deal. I did that once for five hundred years!

Rob McLeod

I have an allen key in my pocket, we can sort that out in a second.

Rob McLeod

Did I catch you at a bad time?

Rob McLeod

You're only after me for my body!

Rob McLeod

Hey thats MY party trick!

Rob McLeod

Cool, I came in kit form too.

Rob McLeod

You'd lose your head if it wasn't screwed.. oh.

mouse - jeffries tube 32

What do you mean you're breaking it off?!

mouse - jeffries tube 32

I didn't realise this was a two parter!!

mouse - jeffries tube 32

It's not the age difference that bothers me!!

saltshaker

It's 21:30 and you're STILL not ready?

Daria

Bored and detached, huh?

Daria

Detachable head? Been there, done that!

The Reverend

That's a very distinct tanline.

The Chia Rhino

I never realized that the bored where mix-and-match!

Muffy

So you're the head of this operation.

Muffy

Get it together girlfriend.. and then we'll talk

kmk

So thats how to get ahead in the collective.

evay

I have to admire a girl who's head and shoulders above her contemporaries!

evay

Nice effect. "Forager" will do it better in two years for less money.

Gehn

You seem a little detached....

Edward

Some assembly required

David Riker

Now that's one unhealthy hobby

Brittany Bell

Even with my Emotions Chip off I just have to say Euuuuu

8 of 12

Alirght, this just crossed my heebie-jeebie threshold.

Dacron

That's not quite what I meant when I asked you to change your mind.

Bartman

I'd be careful if I were you, last time my head came off, it was lost for a few centuries.

ScottE Bemeup

The Bored are superior. SevFleet leaders only cut their hair off.

Jean-Christophe

Now even babes require assembly.

ScottE Bemeup

It is time you get your head out of the clouds and think about what you are doing.

-Mercury1-

Show off!!!

V. Equinox

Okay, I'm sorry I called you spineless.

Riff

How's it hangin'?

ScottE Bemeup

I see that you are a proponent of the divide and conquer strategy.

ScottE Bemeup

Why is it that women just go to pieces when I'm around?

ScottE Bemeup

That's nothing. The whole saucer comes off this ship.

ScottE Bemeup

You're not half The Bored Hugh was.

ScottE Bemeup

Resistance may be futile, but revulsion seems certain.

John Lang

Is that your way of saying, "Not tonight, I've got a headache"?

ScottE Bemeup

You really are head and shoulders above the other Bored.

ScottE Bemeup

I find you interesting, in a detached sort of way.

ScottE Bemeup

This is not what I anticipated when I requested to speak with the head of The Bored.

ScottE Bemeup

My guess is that your action figure will be marked "Some Assembly Required".

John Lang

Without the special effects crew--you're nothing!

V. Equinox

Why can't these things come preassembled?

Erik Hollender

Hows the weather up there?

T'Kar

His entrance was good, but your's is better...

Kris

The headless look doesn't work for me.

Polson

I swear you'd loose your head if it wasn't screwed on...oh, wait...

T'Kar

I'm bad to the alloy frame, baby!

Polson

You should get that fixed.

Polson

Hey! I've got a detachable head too! We're soul mates!

T'Kar

All I want to know is are you under warranty before I buy?

Corsair

That happened to me once.....

Corsair

So, the Bored use Plug-ins, eh?

Corsair

Well, that's one way to keep power from going to your head.

Standback

I see that they're planning ahead for the action figure!

Jedi Jane

I'll see your head and raise you an emotion chip!

T'Rowa

Gives a whole new meaning to "Off with her head!"

jshap999

You must be the head of this group.

Targeter

*pssst*, your spinal core is showing

mouse - Jeffries tube 32

It's not my fault they only gave you a bit part!!!

mouse - Jeffries tube 32

No you can't borrow my head!!!!

mouse - Jeffries tube 32

I just wanted her for her body anyway!!

mouse - Jeffries tube 32

Beta to Enterforaprize.........3....no...2.5.....no.....4 to beam up!!!!

Tribbles

That can't be healthy.

mouse - Jeffries tube 32

That's nothing.............I've got a magnetic butt!!!!!!

mouse - Jeffries tube 32

I don't care if you've got a headache...........

U ferryboat (~~)

Don't go to pices on me now

mouse - Jeffries tube 32

She blows her top at the slightest thing!!

U ferryboat (~~)

having a little back alignment?

Diane Rodrigues

So your unattached! Want to go out sometime

mouse - Jeffries tube 32

What a show off!!!!!

mouse - Jeffries tube 32

This is not my idea of a trial separation!!

U ferryboat (~~)

you need to get it together!

mouse - Jeffries tube 32

I suppose necking is out of the question?!!

U ferryboat (~~)

hmm, split persanlity?

Spud

I see you have adopted Plug'n'Play.

mouse - Jeffries tube 32

Pull yourself together woman!!

John Lang

That's ONE WAY to get a-head in life.

John Lang

Doing that every day must be a pain in the neck!

V. Equinox

I've never dated a bisectional woman before.

RAdm Mata

Been there, done that.

=/\= CHAR =/\=

*sings* Any thing you can do I can do better!

Francis Miranda

I'll bet it's still not Y2K compliant!

Francis Miranda

But can you use your head as a trombone mute?

Francis Miranda

Well i CAN do that too!

Francis Miranda

Don't lose your head over me!

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