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Oohlala's earpiece. Here we finally explain that contraption that hangs out of Oohlala's ear.
|These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition.|
This week's winning punchline was written by Mouse - Jeffries tube 32. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions.
It's supposed to be a plot developer. Darn thing never did work!
Oh, that's where I left it
Allka (I'm coming for you)
I don't know what it is but it'll be shoved 12 inches up your rear bay doors if you don't shut up!
A cheap prop...like everything else around here
Just a minute sir... Good afternoon. Thank you for choosing McDonalds. May I help you?
It keeps me Hailing Frequently.
It picks up radio stations from here to the Gamma quadrant
Just a moment, sir - I'm being told my next lines.
It filters out those annoying bridge noises.
Without lines, I need some way to get attention!
Mr. Spook's ear wax removal system.
It filters out all the Poooings and Dings on the bridge.
I'd be more worried about that thing in Chekout's.....
I told you to speak after the tone, captain
Please hold, 'ol baldy wants me.... yes sir?
Gene uses it to sweet talk me.
TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!! I mean...err...hailing frequencies open, sir.
It's the Trek way to clean ear wax.
Listen bub, if we're gonna be questioning every "Thingie" in star trek, we can question till forager comes home
It's the tag I got when Sevfleet released me to the wild.
You don't use my hear my cue receiver? No wonder you take so long with your lines!
Mouse - Jeffries tube 32
You have a hair piece......I have an ear piece!!
Mouse - jeffries tube 32
Dunno...but my TV reception has improved 100 percent!!!
When I repaired the console, there were some leftover parts, so I kept this as an earing.
20 of 1
Something else to franchise.
Let this be a lesson to all to swab their ears frequently.
A self sealing stembolt, what else?
I moonlight working for AT&T Subspace -- It's The Next Best Thing To Beaming There.
Ever wonder why I don't need to read the script?
Christina "Saavik" Tilman
It's my copy of "Power Klingon".
The Chia Rhino
It prevents me from being just another red uniform.
At the tone the stardate will be.....
It translates technobable into english sir
The Universal transilator doesn't do Swahili
Oscar van Duijn
Oohlala to Squatty, can you come to the bridge, we are in need of technobabble again!
Already heard about external brain aids?
It's the latest in high tech ear-wear, it removes earwax whilst I listen to the radio!
Jim Sharman or 24/7
Perhaps today is a good day for you to diet!
The producers don't think a woman can remember her lines: Hailing frequencies open captain
What? This old thing?
It filters out all of your pick-up lines.
"Ding next caller your on the air"
Nothing, it's just a prop to make me look "futuristic!"
It's my earing, I lost the other one on the last bridge stagger!
We can't afford speakers for the whole bridge.
I swiped it off some wrinkle-nosed freak.
8 of 12
Quiet! The next batter's up!
I use it to keep my waist line slim. You should try it.
It's a thought transfer device. Right now, you're thinking of giving me more lines.
A transistor radio. I can pick up 300 stations with this baby!
It keeps my hair in place when the inertia dampeners fail.
A conversation piece.
It's a technobabble patch for my universal translator. Can't talk to spock without it.
A piece of plastic that adds an air of Sci-Fi-dom to this show...
redshirt ensign noname
it's the beta version of an "implausable translator"
It's called a PROP, sir. Like your hair will be eventually.
Do you really think I can remember ALL of my lines?
Something to divert your eyes off my legs.
Part of the comm station. I fell asleep and woke up with it lodged there.
=/\= Char =/\=
I'm louzy at remembering my lines! This little baby remembers them great!
I fell asleep on the console again.
It's to scare your tongue away!
Shhh! Spook is having Gone Farr in his quarters!
Would you shut up? I can't hear the person whispering my lines to me.
Its called an EarSORE sir, I was born deaf you know.
HEY! it works! Finally I get noticed!
It gives me something extra to do especially with so little lines in the first place!!
this thing is why I never forget my lines
it's a dramatic pause assembler/filter
Shhhhhh, I can't hear my soaps!
Don't know, but I was told to touch it during pivotal moments.
It was either that or have a bad hairstyle like some cast members!
Here, want to try it? (turning up volume to max)
Hold on Betty. What's that sir?
Tango to Delta, cut transmission, he's becoming suspious.
The Chia Rhino
A tiny tractor beam- it keeps my hair in place!
Jor (the Wizard of Sha-ka-ree)
It draws the attention away from my legs
I'm not quite sure, but I get great Classic FM!
Nothing, it's totally self-sufficient.
It's a warning system for exploding consoles, ripped shirts, and plot discrepencies.
I'm sure everyone doesn't want to hear Barry White.
The Q-tip of the future... today!
Tackiness detector... it never stops bleeping!
It's a hearing aid. I blew a drum at Woodstick 2369.
It translates your stilted dialog to normal speech.
Me, Lavar Burton... Michael Dorn. You guys just have to mutilate us black people somehow, don't you.
It speeds up your voice.
It's a Workers Compensation lawsuit just waiting for the next ship lurch.
Oh, you noticed my hearing aid.
It tells me the plot...I don't want to become a red shirt
What thing in my ear?
The way this bridge squeaks and pings, I needed to plug my ears with something!
It's the producers telling me to say "Hailing frequencies open"
I've got the shortest skirt in the Galaxy, and you look at my ears?
Whats with that rug on your head?
It's an ear wax phaser
Hailing frequencies open sir....waitaminute - you actually asked me a question?
We're sorry, your call could not go through. Please hang up and try your call again.
What's that? I can't hear you...I have this thing in my ear!
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