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This week's idea was suggested by Artimus, provoking a lively thread on the Ideas Board that inspired me to use the idea.
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Klingoffs and Gag! Continuing a trend of non-why comic strips, here is a single bubble comic strip allowing you to comment on that living, slithering Klingoff delicacy, Gag!

Other Punchlines


These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition.

This week's winning punchline was written by Roget. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions.


First prune juice, now worms. No wonder he can't keep a steady girlfriend!


An amazing breakthrough in dental hygiene! Food that flosses your teeth on its way down!


Gag now. Barf later.

Mouse - Jeffries tube 32

Looks like his supper's on an away mission!!

Jim Sharman, or 24/7

When Fungi talk about 'swallowing the bait', you're not meant to take it literally!

Grand Nagus Peter

Hey Barf! I thought they requested asylum, not abdomen...

John Lang

Gag...the only food you can "eat in" or "to go" at the same time!


Clever idea with your failing bait-shop, Quack!


Looks like he's taken the bait!


Odd, isn't Jazzsinger Dux a worm as well?


Do you HAVE to make that slurping sound?

Beth Berndt

He gives a new meaning to "fast food".

Pointless Albatross

No one's impressed, Barf


Cleanup on table four!

Francis Miranda

Slithering Soucatash!


I'd heard of fast food but that's ridiculous


Keep that up and you're gonna get worms.


Gag and Barf. I'm feeling sick already.


That's the grossest thing I've ever seen! More haggis, Quack.


Can we have your leftovers? We're going fishin' in the holosweet.

Rug Man

Last time I lend HIM my fishing gear!

Mouse - Jeffries tube 32

Not that old Gag again!!

Jeppe T

And you say that haggis is disgusting!


So the Kingoffs do have a Gag reflex

Phil "RealmMan" Capps

Personally, I prefer food that doesn't serve itself!


So that's what happened to my fishbait...


Prune juice, gag... I see a connection.


Are you sure this is an appropriate first contact event?

The Cheese

They tell me that gag tastes just like chicken.


O'Blimey to ops, set vomit bags to stand by.


So that's what's the prune juice is for...


No wonder I'm always fixing the toilets since he came!


Most people come in here to DRINK like a fish!


Barf! Quit letting your food play.


Quack, do we get a refund if it bites back?


Don't Klingoffs kill their prey before eating it?


You don't want to be around for a food-fight...


Barf, that's not Gag, it's last weeks infested Meatloaf

Mouse - Jeffries tube 32

Looks like he's opened another can of worms!!


Er... cancel that order for spaghetti and meatballs

Mouse - Jeffries tube 32

He's the only guy I know who has to lock onto his lunch!!

Mouse - Jeffries tube 32

Hey......yeah.......let's get him a blender for his birthday!!


Aye, that'll put ridges on your forehead!

Mouse - Jeffries tube 32

Yeeuch.........did you see the amount of salt he put on that?!!

Mouse - Jeffries tube 32

Tsk........tsk......he always has lunch on the run!!


He's got the guts of a warrior...all over his plate!

Shane Vassar

I figure that gives literal meaning to 'butterflies in the stomach'

Tom Hyde

And Jazzsinger actually KISSES him?


Hakuna Matata to you to mate


Is THAT the early bird special?


I've never been this close to a wormhole!


"When he ordered fresh, I didn't think me meant THAT fresh..


Only Dogs and Klingoffs eat their own vomit

The Great Wizzard

A clever way to get rid of stale spaghetti, Quack.


Aaah, nutro-tainment...


Chug! Chug! Chug! Gross, but fun!


I konw we get prescious little entertainment during the war, but this is ridiculous


You dinner just slithered into my shoe!


That's not gag! That's a Thrill Symbiote nursury!

The Chia Rhino

No wonder their brains shrunk!

The Chia Rhino

Anyone for Spaghetti?!

The Crazy Zonie

And to think he chases that down with prune juice.


That's nothing. I've eaten a bowlful of worms during that parasitic alien episode in TNG 1st season.


You think that'll gross me out? I dare you to try some hagus.


I don't mind him eating it in our presence, it's just I wish he wouldn't finish it with that loud Klingoff belch.

Captain Leita Chandra T'Por

No wonder he drinks prune juice!


Barf, I know you like to eat what you kill, but it would help if you also killed what you eat!

Leo Morck

Some warrior, He's always fighting with his food!

Kyle Bruck

So thats how Barf got his name!

Heisenberg Concentrator

He's trying to empathise with his significant other - seeing what it's like to have a worm in his belly.


Eat faster, Barf! Last time it took weeks to get it out of the station's circuits.

The Lone Ensign

Klingoff fries certainly are... lively.


Barf, you food is escapeing!


Now I know why he's called Barf.


Well, barkeeep. You certainly know how to scare your customers away!


I think I'll stick with SPOO!!!


I wonder if it slithers out of his nose if I make him laugh...


Don't you think eating that would violate the PC directive?


Quack, containment field, table four!

Kerryn Finger

It seems that half the fun of eating is chasing it around the table


The Klingoff approach to weight control?


Just like the Klingons to invent a one-man worm eating contest!

8 of 12

And you wonder why you're sitting alone.

8 of 12

Fingers! Are we barbarians?


It's not tasting them going down that's bad - it's when they slither back up!

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