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This week's idea was suggested by Christopher.
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Squatty the miracle worker! Here is another "reverse competition" - the punchline was written and the Sevilians had to write Quirk's statement that lead to the punchline!


Other Punchlines

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These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. This week's winning punchline was written by Shlamko. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions.


Namgubed the Merry Elf

Squatty, let's make a really good odd-numbered movie.

Carlos

Spock says "fascinating", Bones says "dammit Gym"... what's that thing you always say?

Bob Clemmons

Squatty, can you do something to get Buns to quit saying "Dammit Gym, I'm a Doctor!"?

Brett

Squatty, I want to be able to act, write and direct

Brett

You better not say anything about the laws of physics, mister

dettus

Squatty! Give me five, man!

8 of 12

Squatty, we need to find some way to stop rehashing the same old punchlines every cometition!

Phiz

I need help, Squatty. My chest has fallen down to my stomach!

RobRoy

Squatty, we need top ratings in 30 minutes, or we're all dead.

joe

Squatty fit seat belts on the bridge chairs

Roget

I need the laws of physics changed.

Noel Cowell

Squatty, find a way to keep red shirt ensigns alive for more than one episode.

Jared K

Squatty, I need to fit into size 34 pants

Snarfu

Make me able to commit to a long term relationship

CaptStevenM

Squatty, design a bug free transporter

Gemini

Squatty, Beam me down with a little less weight round the middle

Shaun Harris

Squatty, say something original.

Doug Schairer

Squatty, make it so we don't fly around the bridge when the ship gets hit.

Billy

Squatty, can you make real hair grow from my head?

Ensign No-Name

Scotty, can you give me a personality

James Wells

Scotty, I need you to stop my sagging waistline!

Rik

Squatty, I need the implausible translator to filter out all our catch phrases.

Geoff

For once Squatty, I want to go on a mission and have everything work fine.

Speck

Squatty, make me thin again!

Puke

Squatty...make me...speak at...a normal...rate!

Standback

Squatty, you sound like a broken record! You keep saying the exact same thing!

EaterOfDogs

Squatty, we must find a way to keep our red shirts alive longer.

Chris Walker

Do me a favour, Squatty. Stop all those poor Ensigns being killed in every episode.

Rhett Jackson

We need to come up with some new lines.

Narina

Squatty, can we increase the structural integrity of my uniform

Rhett Jackson

I want you to eliminate the pauses in my monologue!

Tim

Squatty, build me a computer I can't talk to death.

craig

say, how about designing a red shirt that doesn't kill ensigns?

KyRoka

Squatty, make me look ruggedly handsome.

The irrepressible Zordauch

I want to stay thin and hunky forever

32

Squatty,I want you to make a computer that won't destroy itself when I talk to it.

LeapFrog

Squatty, find me a redshirt that will survive next weeks episode

Livid

Squatty, I need bulging pecs for the torn shirt scene next week.

8 of 12

Squatty, I really think it's time you said an original line.

littlestar

So, Squatty...how about showing us the Full Montgomery, eh?

hteB

I... want... my........... dramatic.... pauses...... fixed.

LeapFrog

Squatty, find me a redshirt who can live though an episode

Matt Kowalski

Squatty, please stay sober on duty!

btb

Squatty, I need a realistic toupe.

BC

Squatty, design a toupee that won't fall off in a fight.

James L. Terman

Squatty, we need to make the yoeman's skirts shorter.

Annia

Scotty, help me get these skin tight pants off.

James L. Terman

Squatty, I need a computer that won't blow up on me.

JP

Squatty, is there a way to use the transploder to give me more hair and a less of a gut?

Erik Hollender

Squatty, can you get us a bigger budget?

Erik Hollender

Squatty, can you make our ship look less 60s?

Agent-D

Can you build me a room that's bigger on the inside then it is on the outside?

M

Scotty I want to grow my own hair

RainStrom

Squatty, make Spook laugh!

RainStrom

Squatty, beam some REAL hair into my scalp!

ScottE Bemeup

Promise me we'll never get old and flabby.

John Lang

Squatty, make me a hairpiece that looks real!

Christina "Saavik" Tilman

McCourduroy is putting you on a strict diet; see that you stick to it!

Namgubed the Merry Elf

Squatty, we need to turn back the clock so my hairline stays put.

Namgubed the Merry Elf

Squatty, make our five-year mission last only three years!

CyDoc

Squatty, find us a good plot, with no holes at all!

JDSandara

Why can't you fix all the plot holes?

JDSandara

Squatty, Can you... build some...thing...that...will..speed up...my...speach?

JDSandara

Squatty, help me keep from gaining weight

Cyber-Garfield

My hair...is starting...to thin, make...it thicker.

Living Paradox

I want my uniform to last this week

Livid

Squatty, reverse this hair loss and weight gain!

Kris

Squatty, I want to have a true love for more than one episode.

ScottE Bemeup

I want you to add a "disrobe" setting to my Fizzer.

Ferengibert

Squatty, create a device that will keep my hairline from receeding, my waist from expanding, and my speech...from...pausing...un...controll...ably

Jon

Squatty, we've... GOT to stop my... ever... expanding EGO!

Lord Fledrinnian

Squatty, I need you to help me with my acting skills.

Lord Fledrinnian

Sqautty, replicate me a shirt that is tear resistant!

PeteMan

Squatty - stay fit and trim.

PeteMan

Squatty...help me...shorten...my...dramatic...pauses!

Corsair

Squatty....my....hair...is...thinning...can...you...make me...a...toupee?

jshap999

So it's agreed. You'll get Buns and Spook to be friends.

jshap999

Squatty, that physics line is getting old, how about trying "Yes sir, Captin sir." Think you could do that?

jshap999

Squatty, I see you've taking double rations in the mess. I think you should cut down.

Spockarific

Squatty, can you make me a shirt that doesn't rip while I fight?

Spud

Squatty. Make the gravitational constant of my waistline slightly smaller

Jolza

Squatty, try to stop our redshirts dying

Erin

Squatty, say something besides that catch phrase of yours.

Johnny Cool

Squatty, Reverse to polarity of my increasing waist

Johnny Cool

Squatty, Reverse to polarity of my Balding Head

joerg

Squatty, can you beam up my Redshirts ALIVE?

The Great Wizzard

Squatty, replicate me a shirt that doesn't rip!

Joona Palaste

Squatty... slow the ship down... so that my lines... can catch up... with it...

John Lang

Squatty, help me make Star Trek Five a better movie!

The Great Wizzard

Squatty, can you prevent a Redshirt from getting killed?

Shlamko

Squatty, change the artificial gravity so I'll be light again.

Shlamko

Squatty, beam me up with a better hair.

Shlamko

Squatty... you need... to change... your accent...

The A

Squatty do me a favor and lose some weight.

Shlamko

Squatty, I believe you're strating to add some weight...

The Crazy Zonie

Next time... you... transplodder me,... fix... the hairline!

JC

Squatty, build me a girdle that'll keep me slim!

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