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This week's idea was suggested by Francis Miranda.
Sev Trek: The Comic Strip

Cleanshaven Commander Piker. No, this isn't first season X-Gen but from their latest movie where Commander Piker shows off his clean shaven chin to Beta.


Other Punchlines

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These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition.

This week's winning punchline was written by V. Equinox. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions.


Deanni42

Please do not insult my posterior. Sir.

Namgubed the Merry Elf

Ooh, and just as pinchable!

TNT

Try sanding next time

the cheekster

Yes, but with more limited acting capabilities.

Beeka

Looking at my schematics again eh Commander!?

Deanni

This is soooo first-season...

Deanni

Commander! You're losing hair! Are you getting promoted?

kai johnson

Imitating me again, sir?

FD

Sir, my behind is a fully functional USB port.

RobRoy

No, and I'll thank you not to test that theory.

E-Nice

Once I go in for my monthly wax and buff I'll have you beat.

ScottE Bemeup

Not even close, stubble-head.

Alicia Warren.

Your right. You even the small, thin, iritating copper wires that stick out of it.

stargoddess

Gaudy told you? That's the last time I ever let him do a tune up.

Quark

I believe this situation falls under my "Don't ask, don't tell" protocol sir.

8 of 12

That would have to be the 4000 series...

-Mercury1-

Yeah - but i don't walk around with it in public!

Adam De Rosa

Feels more like the captain's scalp.

T'Pira

And just as shiny

Griffin

Yes sir, but I don't think counselour Tryhard would like that image stuck in her head.

Aubri

With all due respect, Sir, byte me.

Brian Kendall

I should have never mooned you.

Birdly

Then my suspicions about Lal and yourself were justified

Travis

No, my behind doesn't have this many razor cuts.

Anne

You SAW the time I was being anally upgraded?!

Chop

Do you require me to run a controlled scientific analysis or will a simple "nah" suffice?

Nintendo Guru

I disagree, commander. Please feel free to compare.

Brett

I asked you never to talk of that incident in public

Mr Skull de Wit

And just as expressive

Melina Ellis

I amm afraid not commander as I do not think the texture of your lower mandible surpasses the polished titanium which is my posterior.

Chop

I now understand why the crew say you have verbal diarrhoea

Chop

Commander, are you saying you talk out of your backside?

J.R.

Smooth, maybe...but just as ugly

Roget

Except I do not put makeup on my "behind".

TBone

I cannot even feel the rivets!

craig

it is a good thing that you do not have a cleft chin, commander.

craig

so that was you in the holodeck!

Phil the Mighty Warrior

Yes, and it won't short out in the shower.

JP

Not as smooth as that smirk on your face. Sir.

Chris Johnson

I am disturbed that you know what an android's behind feels like, actually.

Petréa Mitchell

Actually, we're quite hairy back there.

Namgubed the Merry Elf

Their coefficients of dynamic friction are in close proximity.

Meryll

Not quite, would you like to feel my posterior for reference?

Quadman

Would this be the origin of the term 'butthead'?

CDR Soen

Yes, which makes me wonder what goes on every time I get turned off around here!

Harry McNally

I hate to tell you, Commander, but my bottom is covered with serial ports.

=/\= Char =/\=

Did you replicate a androids behind and put it on your face?

JTKirk

You're l ucky my emotion chip was deactivated for this movie!

Darth Binks

Commander, let me initialize my emotion chip so I can give you a proper response with the back of my hand

JDSandara

I see your acne problem has finally cleared.


True . . . but how did you know?

Jeffrey Contompasis

I never should have taken shore leave with you on Riser.

Ares, God of War

Piker, I doubt you could attain that level of smoothnes if you used a phaser.

Ares, God of War

I see no purpose to your partially offending metaphor.

Mouse - Jeffries tube 32

And twice as ugly!!!

Mouse - Jeffries tube 32

The producer says he'll still have to pay Tryhard extra to sit in a bath with you!!!

jdwiseman

I can neither confirm or deny the existence of smoothness on my posterior.

jdwiseman

As featurless as this film is destined to be.

Mouse - Jeffries tube 32

I haven't seen a complexion like that since Measley was on board!!

treborg

But android bottoms do not have zits Sir.

Maddog

Have you been looking in the little androids' room?

Harry

Yes, but my behind has stayed the same since season one.

Eddie Williams

One with a rash maybe.

Mouse - Jeffries tube 32

You always have to bring up Season 2's wrap party!!

Mouse - Jeffries tube 32

Yes.... My butt hasn't seen the light of day for years either!!

Mouse - Jeffries tube 32

Another close shave for the Enterforaprize!!

John fallon

So, it was YOUR hand I felt in the turbolift yesterday !

evay

If you are referring to the delivery of that line or your direction of this movie... I must say No to both, sir!

Me

Not quite sir, it's made of flesh, not perspex.

dettus

Yuk... Have you ever touched one?!

The Great Wizzard

I need a level 3 diagnostic to be absolutely sure, but it'll come out "Nah"

The Great Wizzard

Perhaps See-Creepio's but definitely not mine!

Standback

I had no idea that you had an urge to emulate my ass, sir.

Standback

Just how much do you know about androids' behinds, sir?

Chimerasame

An excellent facsimile in many respects, Sir.

Chimerasame

And the visual approximation is similarly accurate. Sir.

Ilta

That is the last time I tell you where my emergency shutdown switch is.

Sean

and very similar in appearance too I might add

KaC

But Cmdr. we don't have stubble on our bottoms.

Riff

I must remember to sand myself more often.

Riff

And twice as flabby, sir!

JC

Yes, but I wasn't aware the texture of my posterior was public knowledge.

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