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This week's idea was suggested by Rik.
Sev Trek: The Comic Strip

In remembrance of DeForest Kelley. This week's comic strip is a tribute to the late Dr McCoy.


Other Punchlines

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These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition.

This week's winning punchline was written by Atload. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions.


Jeffrey MacHott

"I... need... you... to... go... down... to... the... surface... and scan... for possible... medical... dangers." "I'm a doctor, not a Redshirt!"

jdwiseman

Quirk: Buns, you're the only one on this show not trying to get more lines. Mc: Confound it! I'm doctor, not a conceited actor!

connie

Quirk: Ive been hearing rumors..... McCorduroy: Im a doctor, not an angel!

connie

Quirk: Buns have you got any asprin? McCorduroy: Im a doctor, not a drug dealer!

Riff

Quirk: Buns ... I am your father! Buns: Dammit Gym, I'm a doctor, not a farmboy!

Riff

Quirk: Why don't we banter like Pickhard and his doctor? Buns: Dammit Gym, I'm a doctor, not a romantic interest!

Riff

Quirk: How come ... you only appeared ... on The X Generation once? Buns: Dammit Gym, I'm a doctor, not a plot device!

Riff

Quirk: Would you like to ... direct a ... Sev Trek film? Buns: Dammit Gym, I'm a doctor, not an egomaniac!

Alicat

Quirk: Buns, I want you to make Spook laugh McCorduroy: I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker!

Princess Leia

Quirk: Doctor, could you massage my back. McCorduroy: I'm a doctor, not a support actress.

Cookie

Bones please ... cure ... this ... speech ... problem... Bones: Dammit Gym I'm a doctor not a miracle worker

gog

Quirk: Buns, can't you be logical? McCorduroy: I'm a doctor, not a green blooded, point eared freak.

stargoddess

Quirk: Buns, can't you find me a shirt that doesn't rip every episode? McCorduroy: Dammit Gym, I'm a doctor not a seamstress!

Matthew Fries

Quirk: Well Buns, it looks like you finally got the last word with Spook. McCorduroy: Dammit Gym, I'm a Doctor, not an epitaph!

E-Nice

Quirk: Aren't you dead? Dammit Gym, I'm a doctor, not a spook.

KaC

Quirk: Buns, could you please test the new transporter we just installed? McCorduroy: I'm a doctor, not a no-name ensign!

Daniel Topps

Quirk: Buns, do you think you could stop saying "He's Dead Gym"? McCorduroy: Dammit Gym I'm a doctor not a script writer!

stargoddess

Quirk: Buns, do you have anything that could make my uniform fit better? McCorduroy: Dammit Gyn, I'm a doctor not a shoehorn!

Nintendo Guru

Quirk: Buns, Squatty can't reach the controls! You've got to help him! Buns: Dammit, Gym, I'm a doctor, not a dietician!

Daniel Kroon

Quirk: Away team to planets surface. Buns: I'm a doctor not a mortician!

Mike McCormick

Quirk: "Buns, I want you to stop the crew from using catch phrases" McCorduoy "...hey"

Artimus

Quirk:Buns, we're heading to a dangerous plannet, can you wear a red shirt? Buns: I'm a Doctor, not a MORON!

David Spunzo

Quirk: Buns, can you help me think of a punchline? McC: Dammit Gym, I'm a doctor, not a Sevilian!"

The Great Wizzard

Quirk: Buns, how can I understand women? McCorduroy: ...not an all-knowing being.

ScottE BeMeUp

Q:Buns, I need to control my waistline. B: DGIADNA...containment engineer.

STJourney

Quirk: "Buns, my ego is swelling again!" McCorduroy: "Dammit, Gym. I'm a doctor, not a head shrink!"

Shlamko

Quirk: If you were dead, whats the sentence you'd like to remembered by? Buns: ...not a writer!

PeteMan

Q: Buns....help....me....with...my.....dramatic ......pauses! M: Dammit, Gym, I'm a doctor, not a speech therapist!

Tom Hyde

Quirk: Buns, it's time for Mr Spook's physical. Buns: programmer.

jshap999

Quirk: Can we save the planets ecco system? Buns: I'm a doctor, not a tree-huggin hippie!

jshap999

Quirk: Buns, I have this pain in my neck, can you look at it? McCorduroy: I'm a doctor, not a, oh right, let me see that.

evay

Quirk: Quit smoking before the emphysema kills you! McC: Dammit Gym, I'm a doctor, not a public service announcment!

The Great Wizzard

Quirk: How can I win this competition? McCorduroy: ...not an IRC-judge!

The Great Wizzard

Quirk: Buns, can you repeat your famous "I'm a Doctor"-line again? McCorduroy: Dammit Gym, I'm a Doctor, not a stuck-up record!

Chris

Quirk: Buns... can you... help... me talk... faster? McCorduroy: Dammit Gym, I'm a doctor, not a drama coach!

Francis Miranda

Gym: Can you make Mr. Spock laugh? Dr. Bones: I'm a doctor, not a clown.

Francis Miranda

Gym: Can you suggest a comic idea? Dr. Bones: I'm a doctor, not a Francis Miranda!

Jesusfreak

Quirk:Buns......could........you........... McCorduroy:Dammit Gym,I'm a doctor,not an immortal!

The Great Wizzard

Quirk: Buns, can you tell me something of the emotional state of my crew? McCorduroy: ...not a counsellor!

The Great Wizzard

Quirk: Buns, do something against the flu virus which is circulating on my ship. McCorduroy: I'm a Doctor, not a...sorry. Just out of habit.

John Lang

Quirk: "DeForest Kelly died this week. Buns: I'm a doctor, not an undertaker!"

The Great Wizzard

Quirk: Buns,... how... do... I... deliver... my... lines... faster? McCorduroy: ... not a VCR with Fast Forward!

John Lang

Buns, are you ready to beam down? Buns "I'm a doctor not a piece of scrambled molocules!

The Great Wizzard

Quirk: Buns, can you say something else than "He's dead, Gym"? Buns: Dammit Gym, I'm a Doctor not a script writer!

Twister Sister

Quirk: Buns, why are you always so cranky? McCorduroy: I'm a doctor, not a comedian!!

Maria Spano

Quirk: Do you know what my next line is? McCorduroy: I'm a doctor, not a cue card!

Erik Hollender

Quirk: Can you get me plugs? Buns: I'm a doctor, not a barbar!

Erik Hollender

Quirk: Buns, can you decrease my ego? Buns: I'm a doctor, not a therapist!

Erik Hollender

Quirk: Buns, can you keep the Red shirts live longer? Buns: I'm a doctor, not a god!

Spidey

Quirk: Buns, any ideas on how to improve my merchandizing take? McCorduroy: I'm a doctor, not a Lucasfilm publicist!

Spidey

Quirk: Buns, how are you doing on the cure for that disease? McCorduoy: I'm a doctor, not a.... nevermind.

Niel Teixeira

Quirk: Buns, you can walk OUTSIDE of sickbay??? McCorduroy: I'm a doctor, not an EMH!

JC

Quirk: Buns, can you set me up with Nurse Crabapple? McCorduroy: I'm a doctor, not a dating service!

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